Sorry about the delays, I was meaning to update tonight but these rock-hard orc abs are just so hard (to draw). Well, that and I was out for part of the day. Just letting you know I didn't disappear!
Seriously though this is pretty cool, and you now hold the records for Longest Prequel Fanfiction, Strangest Prequel Fanfiction, and - no offense to Wheatthins - Best Prequel Fanfiction.
Last edited by Doomkiwi; 08-25-2011 at 08:54 AM.
" Hannibal Traven banned necromancy from the Mages Guild, after his rivals used it to rig his beard prior to the local wizard beard joust. ( He still won all of his jousts by forfeiture. ) "
I'd make an image for this... but I'm not sure how suggestive facial hair fits into the forum rules.
Kazerad: Is there a cutoff time after each update, past which you stop taking suggestions?
Those four-leaf clovers are now dead.
You are a necromancer.
You know what you must do.
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Dimitri : Seduce Gharug, give him necromancer zombie aids.
Four Leaf Clovers: Become incredibly unlucky or just not-lucky. See, for Dmitri, these clovers are all a NEGATIVE, or anti-luck, and there are 6 clovers. If you multiply each clover from Dmitri's perspective, then the supposed number-value of luck becomes positive for Dmitri, thus evening the playing field.
Last edited by mystery_penguin; 08-25-2011 at 07:30 PM.
Dmitri's natural luck beats Gharug's clovers any day. Are the clovers really that lucky if they've been picked and are now dead? They won't last, so Gharug's luck will run out.
I'd say Gharug stumbled on that place by mere luck, and managed to get past the initial traps by mere luck, and struck down that necromancer not because of just mere luck but because Land annoyed with all the talk, so he had to get his kill on, uknowwhaimean. Truth to be told, is better for bussiness not to tire himself swinging his sword all day long, and those clovers which boosted his luck made him almost impossible to hit. Therefore, is best for bussiness not to attack and let people try unsuccessfully to kill him while he gets his steal on, and later if he feels like it get his murder on.
In short, he's not interested much in killing Dmitri as much as looting, as long as he lets Gharug get his five-finger-discount on.And given the Orc's massive amount of luck, no spell nor action towards him will work at all; shit is going Gharug's way from now on. Piss the Orc and all it takes is one lucky sword swing to cut that sorry Redguard's head off.
Also, no traps is going to work on him. And he'll take his leave on long before the King of Worms even knows what's going on.
Prequel is fucking awesome
Dmitri: Bend those dead four-leaf-clovers to your will! That's what Necromancers do, right?
EDIT: If not, i guess Dmitri and Katia can live happily ever after in death.(Un-death?)
Last edited by Wombatmacncheese; 08-25-2011 at 08:49 PM.
Here's a quick and dirty edit and recolor of a Skyrim khajiit model, spoilered for possible Uncanny Valley effect:
The original image is here. I started with the model at the right end of the third row. I should have used the one on the left end, in retrospect.
Last edited by JJA; 08-25-2011 at 11:11 PM.
"...Without stupidity, where would be the savor of superior understanding?" - Jack Vance
A Stray to Botaram: a puzzle of anger, loss and redemption.
"adoring fan: run in and save the day with pre grand champion you"
"Katia, in the short ammount of time I have known you I have fallen deeply in love with your charms. You are just so Kawaii (Kawaii means cute) and I think you are like the most cute thing that ever walked on this earth. You are even better than my previous lover, whom is nowhere near as adorable as you, I am so deeply in love. My love is like a loving pool of love which you could wade into and drown in love."
"Legionnaire-san, I... I did know know you felt the same way about me. I thought you did not like me so I did not say anything, I felt like such a bakka when I saw you for the first tiem. You are the man who I want to give my virginity to (She's a virgin now OKAY?! Geeze) because you are the most awe-
The fuck? Wait, hold on, someone is at the door. The fuck could anyone want at this time of night?
Oh a letter! From Kazerad...
Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, cease and desist, blah blah blah, sue for all I'm- oh...
Looks like he's telling me to cut this stupid shit out and never go to Fanfiction.net again. Eh, whatever, he'll never see such a quality fic like THIS again! HIS LOSS! YOU HEAR ME?! YOUR LOSS KAZERAD!
Last edited by Doomkiwi; 08-26-2011 at 02:46 AM.
that reminds me we need more author self inserts in Prequel
Gharug: Turn out to be Kazerad
I really should see about getting a new signature.