PREQUEL suggestion box (thread 3)

[Ahzreal]

Dmitri: Hug Landorumil.

[GTRanma]

Katia:

You are happily minding your own business walking with your new friend to Kvatch: breakfast was good, you killed a Mudcrab WITH MAGIC, nothing could bring you down off of cloud nine-

A tree bursts into flames next to you.

Startled you try to think of what sick cat burn (or racist cat insult?) could have caused this? The necklace should have ... oh no! You forgot to re-attach the necklace with your Drama Clasp! ... speaking of which, where did you leave it?

[Cherrymanga]

Dmitri: Hug Landorumil.

This. Is. So. Seconded. It can only make things better.

[Tiger86]

Dmitri: Y'know, Landorumil may actually be right in saying that bringing Katia there would be bad luck. I mean, look at how unlucky she is. True, some people benefit from her misfortune, but others share it. You and her are both lucky to have met, although she might not see it that way right now.

Landorumil is also unlucky. I wonder what would happen with these two unlucky people in the same place. Maybe in his sexual frustration disguised as paranoid delusion, Landorumil knows that unlucky things should not mix, lest hilarity ensue. Or death. I'm sure it's one of those.

[codeGnave]

Kill him and reanimate his corpse.

[Tiger86]

Kill him and reanimate his corpse.

Then Landorumil can be in a threesome that Dmitri would be okay with, since he's undead. It's win-win. Except maybe for Katia.

[Xander]

Dude, what the fuck are you on?

[Avi]

Kill him and reanimate his corpse.

What, and disregard professional courtesy? There's a such thing as honor among basement dwelling corpse thieves.

[SNeakyRobot]

> It's time for a violent confrontation.

[Supaaku]

>Dmitri: Do not even dignify that with a response. Simply move him aside and be on your way.

[Curse-Brandish]

Dmitri: Pause and wonder why you speak in quotes but Katia doesn't.

Quill-Weave used quotes too. Katia thinks about dialogue differently than Quill-Weave/Dmitri do.

Ohhhh.... so THIS is why khajit talk in the third person so much. You are one sly devil. Daedra.

[sunshadow]

Dmitiri: In Great Britan, Black Cats are a symbol of good luck! Even bringers of prosperity! Don't be bogged down by silly people who think they are familiars of witches!

[Cobalt]

Dmitri: Helpfully suggest that Landorumil go outside and pick four-leaf clovers so that he can have enough luck to counteract such an occurrence.

And if it's as bad as he makes it out to be, he better pick a LOT of them.

[justme]

Dmitri: "you only have bad luck because you THINK you have bad luck, it's all about perception. why do you think luck potions are also antidepressants?"

Landorumil: "BULL SHIT."

Errant fireball from 5 pages ago: fly in the window and ignite Landorumil to illustrate his gods-awful luck, just as Dimitri finished talking.

then all this stuff happens:

"Dmitri: Watch in amazement as land bursts into flame and flails about in a vain attempt to put himself out, why? Because his mentioning of the bad luck paradox has caused his bad luck to reach Maximum. He doesn't die, he just now has to take watch in a full body cast.

Land: While on guard in a full body cast, you hear a light growl from the bushes, you strain your eyes as best as you can, guess whats there, for your insolence against the Luck gods? A black bear.

Black bear: Food? sniffs around then spots something near a bright light, this thing has pointy ears, and a stupid hair-do, he looks tasty, proceed to walk up closer to him as he mumbles in vain for help, Enjoy Mr/Mrs bear the Luck gods are pleased with you. You gain five bear exp, whats that used for you ask? NOTHING, YOUR A BEAR, FUCK OF."

KAZ, PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

And, because somebody had to draw it:

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Dmitri and Katia's Impossible Interspecies Children


black didn't come out so well, so I made them charcoal and gray

And you thought your family was weird...

[inimicableMellifluousness]

Eeeeee, they're adorable, totally worth the bad luck! Don't tell Landorumil that, though - gracefully change the topic to the horrible things that would have happened if that other necromancer you both hate had been on guard duty that night.

[TheBoyd]

> Tell him that if black cats really were unlucky then why where you the one who was on guard duty when Katia showed up? Clearly they are good luck.
(He doesn't have to know you don't have any black cats.)

[naturallyGreen]

"wait in your life he is a main character right? just beat him up to knock him out instead of kill him"

[Airey]

>Ghost Bro - Intervene

[KingTwelveSixteen]

Calmly suggest that your necromantic friend is a bit lacking in the sanity department.

[MagicHats]

tell them weird hybrid khajjit's aren't black, heck, most khajjits are not black.

[medmedina007]

Awww ain't that cute
>Give him a noogie. C'mon say uncle!

[Soadreqm]

>Promise not to get impossible interspecies children, offer to cast a Fortify Luck spell on Landorumil.
>If unsuccessful, threaten to cast a Damage Luck spell on Landorumil.
>Maybe Absorb Luck. Siphon his fortune away!
>Actually, just Absorb everyone's Luck until you have ALL THE LUCK. All of it.

Also, I just got why ginseng, nightshade, hyacinth nectar, and ginkgo leaves were banned from the Necromancerplex. Clever indeed!

[Kazerad]

Updated?

And, because somebody had to draw it:

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Dmitri and Katia's Impossible Interspecies Children


black didn't come out so well, so I made them charcoal and gray

And you thought your family was weird...

OH MY GOD this is the cutest thing. Why did you do this.

Also, I just got why ginseng, nightshade, hyacinth nectar, and ginkgo leaves were banned from the Necromancerplex. Clever indeed!

Thank you!

[Soadreqm]

Oh. Oh dear.

>Absorb Gharug's luck instead? Either that or sic the vengeful dead on him before absconding.

[The_Codfish]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

How confident are you in your skills in the dark MAJICKS, Dmitri?