Dmitri: Hug Landorumil.
Dmitri: Hug Landorumil.
You are happily minding your own business walking with your new friend to Kvatch: breakfast was good, you killed a Mudcrab WITH MAGIC, nothing could bring you down off of cloud nine-
A tree bursts into flames next to you.
Startled you try to think of what sick cat burn (or racist cat insult?) could have caused this? The necklace should have ... oh no! You forgot to re-attach the necklace with your Drama Clasp! ... speaking of which, where did you leave it?
Dmitri: Y'know, Landorumil may actually be right in saying that bringing Katia there would be bad luck. I mean, look at how unlucky she is. True, some people benefit from her misfortune, but others share it. You and her are both lucky to have met, although she might not see it that way right now.
Landorumil is also unlucky. I wonder what would happen with these two unlucky people in the same place. Maybe in his sexual frustration disguised as paranoid delusion, Landorumil knows that unlucky things should not mix, lest hilarity ensue. Or death. I'm sure it's one of those.
Kill him and reanimate his corpse.
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>Dmitri: Do not even dignify that with a response. Simply move him aside and be on your way.
Dmitiri: In Great Britan, Black Cats are a symbol of good luck! Even bringers of prosperity! Don't be bogged down by silly people who think they are familiars of witches!
Dmitri: Helpfully suggest that Landorumil go outside and pick four-leaf clovers so that he can have enough luck to counteract such an occurrence.
And if it's as bad as he makes it out to be, he better pick a LOT of them.
Last edited by Cobalt; 08-22-2011 at 09:12 PM.
Eeeeee, they're adorable, totally worth the bad luck! Don't tell Landorumil that, though - gracefully change the topic to the horrible things that would have happened if that other necromancer you both hate had been on guard duty that night.
"wait in your life he is a main character right? just beat him up to knock him out instead of kill him"
Calmly suggest that your necromantic friend is a bit lacking in the sanity department.
tell them weird hybrid khajjit's aren't black, heck, most khajjits are not black.
Awww ain't that cute
>Give him a noogie. C'mon say uncle!
>Promise not to get impossible interspecies children, offer to cast a Fortify Luck spell on Landorumil.
>If unsuccessful, threaten to cast a Damage Luck spell on Landorumil.
>Maybe Absorb Luck. Siphon his fortune away!
>Actually, just Absorb everyone's Luck until you have ALL THE LUCK. All of it.
Also, I just got why ginseng, nightshade, hyacinth nectar, and ginkgo leaves were banned from the Necromancerplex. Clever indeed!
Oh. Oh dear.
>Absorb Gharug's luck instead? Either that or sic the vengeful dead on him before absconding.
How confident are you in your skills in the dark MAJICKS, Dmitri?