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    Nerdy Purple Unicorn Oldenheimer1913's Avatar
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    Re: PREQUEL suggestion box

    Now then...

    Dimitri: Get eaten by your kittens and corrupt their minds with your necromancer magic. Become the kittens. Then take over Tamriel with your army of sentient, mind-controlled NECROMANCER KITTENS.

    Or at least Kvatch.

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    Re: PREQUEL suggestion box

    Guys, what are you on about, he should totally just grab and eat the clover while he still can

    That is,
    Dimitri: Eat clover

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    Re: PREQUEL suggestion box

    Quote Originally Posted by Oldenheimer1913 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by LiquidDinosaur View Post
    -spoiler'd text-
    +5 points for a Deus Ex reference. Points towards what, exactly? Hell if I know.
    Points towards the fact that JC Denton wears glasses all the time, and that at some moment in the game, someone (I think it's Anna Navarre) jokes about that.

    Also:

    >Dmitri: Gharug Gro-Upp cut the right side of your neck. He can't have cut the main arteries on the left or even the trachea, so it leaves you with a few minutes before actually dying.
    Now wait for him to go a bit further to the outside, stop playing dead and drink a potion somewhere.

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    Re: PREQUEL suggestion box

    Dimitri: "I never asked for this"

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    Well shit.... I liked Dmitri. He seemed like a swell guy.

    >Quill-Weave: Have that 'giant monster stomping Kvatch' dream.

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    Or, maybe, if Dmitri's too weak to move...

    >Baeralorn: Arrive just after Gharug Gro-upp departs, without being seen. See Dmitri dying. Heal Dmitri with one of your Healing spells/potions. Or else, go hang yourself up because if you don't know at least one healing spell and/or have at least one healing potion, then you don't deserve to be Anvil's castle mage.

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    Re: PREQUEL suggestion box

    Quote Originally Posted by <???????> View Post
    Dimitri: "I never asked for this"
    Oh, how I wish you could upvote forum posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldenheimer1913 View Post
    Oh, how I wish you could upvote forum posts.
    You never asked for this.

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    [s]Dimitri: Ascend

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    >Use the hole in your neck to become the greatest ventriloquist of all time

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    Re: PREQUEL suggestion box

    Dmitri: Cast heal, assuming you're still alive enough to do so.

    Or

    Life: Flash before Dmitri's eyes.
    Last edited by Murblesaurus; 09-05-2011 at 11:31 AM.

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    Re: PREQUEL suggestion box

    Proving once again there is no such thing as a nice highwayman.

    Ironically I can disprove the idea of luck whilst simultaneously proving fate:

    Think about where those clovers where located BEFORE he got those clovers? Then think about what happened when he found them by pure coincidence. they stayed right where they where before. Now in order for them to land at his feet they must have traveled in a domino manner that was PRE-PLANNED. If he was to get those clovers then it must have been pre planned by fate to get them. So Rise up Dimitri, show that m*********** whose boss.

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    >Dimitri: discover the developer's console in your last moments of life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scowling Dragon View Post
    Think about where those clovers where located BEFORE he got those clovers? Then think about what happened when he found them by pure coincidence. they stayed right where they where before. Now in order for them to land at his feet they must have traveled in a domino manner that was PRE-PLANNED. If he was to get those clovers then it must have been pre planned by fate to get them. So Rise up Dimitri, show that m*********** whose boss.
    I know the perfect counterargument to this, except that it assumes the multiple worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics being true of this fantasy universe, and requires understanding it's finer points.

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    Don't die.

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    >Dmitri: Win the Death Lottery. You are the 10,000th death this year! Death has decided to let you continue existing in the world as some sort of undead.
    All the cool signatures were already taken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Talhex View Post
    >Dimitri: discover the developer's console in your last moments of life
    ===>


    [S] Dmitri: Achieve CHIM.

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    "MEDIC!"

    Dmitri: come back as a ghost, if nothing else you can watch over katia. and your cats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobalt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Talhex View Post
    >Dimitri: discover the developer's console in your last moments of life
    ===>

    [S] Dmitri: Achieve CHIM.
    Yup, this.

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    Dimitri: Don't die. Absolutely don't die, or I'm coming over there and dragging you back into the world of the living myself ;_;

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    Re: PREQUEL suggestion box

    Quote Originally Posted by Orion Dezagrats View Post
    >Dmitri: Win the Death Lottery. You are the 10,000th death this year! Death has decided to let you continue existing in the world as some sort of undead.

    I approve of this greatly.
    Last edited by Murblesaurus; 09-05-2011 at 01:10 PM. Reason: Pressed the wrong bleeping button.

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    I swear to god, Dmitri. If you die, I will kill you. And then eat your kittens. Yes, that includes the Scruffmeister. Contemplate that as you die, and maybe gain the will to save your pathetic life.

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    He's dead.

    What a shame.




    Katia, give your clovers to Asotil NOW.
    Bibliophael decides to take a hand.

    Tremble, mortals, and despair.

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    Ummmm... WELKYND KITTY TO THE RESCUE? PLEASE?! OH GOD PLEASE?!

    >Welkynd Kitty: Be Khajiit and cast healing spell on Dimitri. Quickly!

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    God fucking DAMN IT GUYS, you should know NOT TO TALK ABOUT KVATCH BY NOW.

    Dmitri, if you are mostly alive, which I highly doubt, FUCKING HEAL

    YOU KNOW HOW TO HEAL, FUCKING DO SO.

    If you're mostly dead, summon your own skeleton. YOU WILL HAVE VENGEANCE.

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