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    Sburbia [TEXT ADVENTURE]

    SBURBIA

    Special notes and stuff you may ask:



    Expository back-story shit:



    Characters:



    Well, now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's get on with the show.

    Act 1: Shit Just Got Real

    You are a young man in his room. Recently you had won a contest for beta copies of a game called Sburb. You're not sure what it is to be honest. You're pretty sure you've never heard of it before. Nevertheless, as soon as the rest of your friends get the copies, you're going to start playing.

    Your room is pretty average for a young man. A simple bed, some posters displaying your interests (which is anime, mainly Death Note), a computer, a tv, and a window with a nice view of the neighborhood. What a nice calm day.

    You turn your attention to the computer. You are currently logged on as RegularTeen, which you use as a username for everything. When you type, you usually capitalize "i" no matter what. "[COLOR="rgb(160, 82, 45)"]It's sort of lIke thIs[/COLOR]."

    A pop-up comes up, showing that you have four new e-mails.

    ...Oh shit wait. Before continuing the plot, let's waste time to try and remember your name.

    ==>

    Last edited by LordHyper; 09-08-2011 at 08:21 PM.
    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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    > Jordan Von Strangle.




    Oh and to Color text just highlight it then click on the arrow next to the letter... I would take a screenshot but I'm leaving to go someplace.
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    >Jordon Von Strangle

    ...No. That is most definitely not your name. You'd be insulted to carry it. Several years ago, fairies went to war with centaurs, with the burly Jordon Von Strangle leading them. No centaur was safe from his carnage.

    You're pretty sure that happened.

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    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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    > Kristopher Ravinn (you say it's pronounced RAY-venn but everyone says it as rah-VIN

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    >Kristopher Ravinn

    ...Okay, that works. You're KRISTOPHER RAVINN, but you prefer to just be called CHRIS. Let's see, what else about you...

    Ah, that's right. You're FETCH MODUS is NOTEBOOK. You can't pull out your objects at will, but you must write down the name of the object in the attached SYLLADEX NOTEBOOK to take it out. Sort of like Death Note. You feel like Light Yagami, and you try your best to not write in a convoluted way or eat potato chips in an epic way while you take items out. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is PENKIND, which allows you to wield pens. You used this STRIFE SPECIBUS during your school year, but it's Summer now, and you still haven't figured out how to change your specibus. I guess you could stab people with pens? Whatever.

    You check out the four e-mails.

    INBOX:



    Oh god, these guys again.

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    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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    >Check the third email first.

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    Re: Sburbia [TEXT ADVENTURE]

    Quote Originally Posted by FIDUSPAWN View Post
    >Check the third email first.
    > But pesterchum might be some kind of porn thing.

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    No, that the fourth email that you are thinking about.

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    >Check the second one, his rants can be funny at least.

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    >Check second one

    You might as well see what these guys have to rant about this time. You open up the second e-mail first, as you can sense coolness coming from it.

    E-MAIL LOG:



    Even though he's implying you're retarded, you can't get over how cool this guy is.

    >Check the third e-mail first

    You already checked the second e-mail first, but okay.

    E-MAIL LOG



    Huh? Isn't this guy along with the others? Ah well. Maybe it's a clever advertising campaign by the creators of Sburb?

    >But Pesterchum might be some kind of porn thing

    Unlikely. Your MOTHER put a parental lock of some sort on your computer. How that's possible, you're not sure.

    Let's check it out anyway.

    E-MAIL LOG:



    You find a download attached to the e-mail and you start downloading. You guess you should take a look at the last e-mail while you're at it.

    E-MAIL LOG:



    ...Well. That was... colorful.

    Your download has already installed. You open up Pesterchum. It looks like any chat application, however, there's an additional tab, labeled Sburb.

    You look at the chumroll, which is some sort of friends list. So far, only one of your friends, magicalForest, has installed Pesterchum and is currently online.

    ==>
    Last edited by LordHyper; 07-25-2011 at 05:00 PM.
    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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    >Ask MF if the same guys have been bugging her too.

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    >Emailed your other eight friends to installed Pesterchum too.

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    >Emailed your other eight friends to installed Pesterchum too

    You go on your email account to see your friend's list.

    FRIENDS:



    Your other two friends, arcticFrost and distantMana, live in the arctic and have a pro-magic parent respectively. AF's internet is horrible, and thus does not bother with e-mail and just sends letters. DM's father dislikes technology, so he has to send you mail... by owl. His father is a crazy jerkass. However, he's managed to secure a computer for the game. You just hope his dad doesn't catch him.

    Everyone seems to be in the process of downloading, with the exception of magicalForest.

    >Ask MF if the same guys have been bugging her too.

    You decide to talk to MF to pass the time.

    PESTERLOG:

    [/COLOR]

    You hear some fluttering outside. You look out your window. Ah, it seems like DM's owl has landed in your backyard.

    ==>
    Last edited by LordHyper; 07-25-2011 at 04:56 PM.
    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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    Re: Sburbia [TEXT ADVENTURE]

    Sorry for the big images, but...
    How to color text:

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    >Open the window to let the owl in.

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    >Read letter from DM's owl.

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    >Open the window to let the owl in

    You open the window up and the owl comes flying in, landing on the windowsill.

    >Read letter from DM's owl.

    You try to take the letter, but the owl angrily pecks you! It seems that the owl wants some food. Oh my god.

    Your MOTHER has an irrational fear of birds, to the point that she stays away from all Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants. You're childhood has been scarred for lack of chicken and buffalo meat.

    So anyway, your MOTHER always flips her shit when she sees the owl. Better not let her catch you getting food for it, or you'll have to STRIFE with her.

    You head out into the HALLWAY. The ceiling is rather low, as an anti-bird tactic, and all windows except yours has a bird-zapper attached to it. Yes, those exist. The KITCHEN is downstairs.

    ==>
    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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    >Go to the kitchen as fast as you can without making a sound.

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    >Go to the kitchen as fast as you can without making a sound

    You creep down the stairs, trying not to make a sound.

    It was an overwhelming failure.

    You proceed to trip and fall down the stairs. You wish there was someone to warn you about the blasted stairs, but there wasn't.

    You land at the bottom of the stairs, making a huge noise. But turns out, there was no point in these shennagins, as your mom left to get groceries.

    What a fun waste of time.

    ==>
    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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    >Now get some food from the fridge that right for a owl to eat.

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    >Now get some food from the fridge that right for a owl to eat

    You head over to the fridge. This seems easier than you tho-

    The front door is suddenly heard opening and closing. In comes your MOTHER, toting grocery bags. Your MOTHER looks like anyone's mom, however, she wears a hat to ward off birds if one ever tried to land on her head.


    RT: Oh! HI mom.
    MOTHER: Hello son. Can you help me put the grocer-
    *MOTHER smells the air and cringes*
    MOTHER: Son... Di-Did you.... Bring a bird inside the house!?
    [COLOR="rgb(160, 82, 45)"]RT: Oh shIt.[/COLOR]
    MOTHER: BIRDS! GET THEM AWAY! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT...

    Your MOTHER proceeds to flip the fuck out. But your MOTHER is prepared for that. Everytime she goes to the store, she gets Sopor-Relaxant, a disgusting green drink that relaxes anyone's nerves. Now then, to cure your MOTHER...

    STRIFE!

    >GIVE
    >GET
    >GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
    Last edited by LordHyper; 08-01-2011 at 05:28 PM.
    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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    >Used Penkind to protect yourself while you tried to cure your Mother.

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    >GIVE

    You're going to give the medicine and maybe the gift of pain if your MOTHER suddenly attacks. You take out a BLUE PEN and slowly advance...

    But alas, your MOTHER smacks your BLUE PEN and the MEDICINE out of your hands! you are now without weapon and plot coupon!

    >GET
    >GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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    >Flee since it the only option left that has a chance in succeeding.

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    >GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

    You do just that. You quickly run upstairs and lock the door to the room. The owl looks at you hopefully, but becomes disappointed after finding out you brought no snacks. You glance over to the computer. It seems that clownWorshiper has installed Pesterchum, but you have other things to do.

    You've played many games and watched much anime up here. There has to be some sort of snacks left behind.

    Meanwhile, some other shit is happening.

    ---

    You are now eccentricGourmand.

    You live in an apartment situated above your FATHERCHEF'S restaurant. Around your room there are plates that once held food. Ever since you were a little boy, your FATHERCHEF always leaves you a plate of delectable food for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even leaves you meals for a midnight snack.

    Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is FORK-KIND. It allows you to wield different types of forks. It also allows you to equip tridents, as they're essentially giant forks. You also have a KNIFE-KIND hidden in your STRIFE PORTFOLIO, which is more practical, but boring.

    You own a BREAD SYLLADEX. Every time you capatcholouge an object, it gets baked into a bread roll, and you must eat the bread roll to release the item. It's the ideal sylladex for any explorer without food, and is probably the best damn sylladex ever.

    As we know, you are [COLOR="rgb(245, 222, 179)"]eccentricGourmand[/COLOR]. When you talk, you type any food related object in all caps, and you're always somewhat positive. "[COLOR="rgb(245, 222, 179)"]You sometimes eat FRUIT when you're typing you know[/COLOR]!"

    What's your name again?

    ==>
    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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