>CHEFDAD : :flip- *nabbed*
What's going on? One minute you're cooking and the next everything goes dark! Was this the thing that CARADAD fellow was talking about? Why are there ashes everywhere... and... behind you....
You smack whatever's behind you with a FRYING PAN. The creature looks sort of imp-ish, but has weird looking ears. However, the creature didn't get hurt by it. It's as if it was made up of a SOFT PILLOWY MATERIAL. But that's ridiculous. Everything's ridiculous. In fact, this is probably a dream, and that thing is just a nightmare. A NIGHTMARE THAT MUST BE DESTROYED. You quickly run over to a nearby table where a KNIFE is sitting... when you get ambushed by another creature. Gracious, where are these things coming from?
You are now BILL, and you think nothing's happening. That's how ignorant you are. What will you do?