You are Papa Fairy. You are standing in the foyer of your modest, two-story (plus basement) suburban home. Also in the foyer are your daughter, standing by the front door, and a young punk who is holding your daughter's hand.
You regard the punk as he stares down the barrel of your Shotgun of Mysteries, your finger twitching on the trigger.
"Sir," he says, "we were just going to the movies."
Stable Link Loop: If you like, you can suggest that one existing page ought to somehow lead to another existing page (like Money Money Cashflow leading to the fire-ants-in-your-eyes scene). I will then create a new page that links the two in a smooth, unsuspicious fashion. The syntax for this would be something like "43 => 85".
Dead Man's Link: Suggest a regular link, but specify that you want the ensuing page to contain Papa Fairy kickin' that bucket so good. The syntax is something like "Dead 43: Eat a pile of nails"
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-you reel backwards into a reel. Your wife's whole Family Home Movie Night setup -- the film reel, the popcorn bowl, the Twix bars and the jars full of fire ants -- all crashes down around you as you tumble blindly.
You lay on the ground, moaning. You no longer have the Shotgun of Mysteries. The fire ants are crawling into your-