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Read Hoofstuck on the mirror!
(While "mirror" is the traditional term, the above link is really the canonical
version of Hoofstuck. Typos and continuity issues are likelier to be fixed, and certain panels appear there that do not appear here for technical reasons. Adventure panels are posted in this thread only for convenience.)
Your name is Applejack, and you are sleeping sound. Twilight ain't fooling round your farm with her magics, Rainbow ain't looking to test you in no race, and none of them other friends of yours are bugging you right now neither. After that hootenanny at Pinkie Pie's last night in honor of her new gadget, you'd bet they're all five sleeping just as sound as you are right about now.
Well, nuts and shoes, what was that noise? Couldn't rightly tell where it came from, neither, with your eyes fast shut like that. Somepony's got some explaining to do.
>Don't bother. Keep sleeping.