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    Re: Hoofstuck

    Well, that certainly qualifies as "evidence otherwise".

    > Sweetie Belle: You know something about fabric, right? What are you supposed to do if it catches fire?
    > Apple Bloom: This looks like trouble. Maaaaybe you should see if Sparkler's coming back?
    > Scootaloo: Run around like a madcolt. That solves everything, yes?



    Actually, > Sweetie Belle: Be distracted by that certificate above the fireplace.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    > THROW SOMETHING ON THAT THING!

    > PRAY IT'S NOT SHAVING CREAM YOU THROW ON IT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTwelveSixteen View Post
    >Roll/fold the rug up really fast to deny the fire air and thus put it out.
    Seconded.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    > Cutiemark Crusaders Fire Brigade, YAY!
    Yes.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    >CMC: Roll up rug

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    >Cutiemark Crusaders: Look to see if you have received cutiemarks for arson.
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    Re: Hoofstuck

    > CMC: Throw the rug into the fireplace.
    Your chumhandle is thricelyContemplated, and you speak with threee repetitions as oppposed to the usual two.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by littlequietguy View Post
    > CMC: Throw the rug into the fireplace.
    Seconded.
    Yes.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by littlequietguy View Post
    > CMC: Throw the rug into the fireplace.
    Thirded.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by JapaneseTeeth View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by littlequietguy View Post
    > CMC: Throw the rug into the fireplace.
    Thirded.
    Fourthed

    Also, Sweetie Belle: Comment on how intelligent the fabric of the rug is.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    After getting over how awesome the CMC setting a rug ablaze, the first thing that came to mind was that episode of Southpark.

    > CMC: Play firemen.

    It doesn't work.

    > Sparkler: Try to put it out with your hooves. Get irreparably burned and have to move about in a wheeled box and communicate through beeps.

    -Also, Sweetie saying something about fabric is always a treat.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    >The most obvious course of action is to throw the bubbly water onto the fire. Shame you'll have to break the glass pane to do it, and the room might get a bit flooded, but I for one would prefer water up to the fetlocks over any amount of fire. Especially since, being little fillies, you guys' fetlocks are so much closer to the ground.
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    Re: Hoofstuck

    >CMC: Attempt to put out the fire using shaving cream.
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    Re: Hoofstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by missingEnigma View Post
    >CMC: Attempt to put out the fire using shaving cream.
    HOW CAN SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMMABLE

    alternately,

    A big gust of wind conveniently comes along and blows out all the fire.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by JapaneseTeeth View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by missingEnigma View Post
    >CMC: Attempt to put out the fire using shaving cream.
    HOW CAN SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMMABLE

    alternately,

    A big gust of wind conveniently comes along and blows out all the fire.

    But then who did the windy thing to cause it?
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    Re: Hoofstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by missingEnigma View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JapaneseTeeth View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by missingEnigma View Post
    >CMC: Attempt to put out the fire using shaving cream.
    HOW CAN SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMMABLE

    alternately,

    A big gust of wind conveniently comes along and blows out all the fire.

    But then who did the windy thing to cause it?
    Rainbow Dash.
    Your chumhandle is gargantuanFeline and you tend to talk using perfect grammar and no swearing no matter what.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    Yeah, Rainbow Dash is the Dame of Breath. She complains about how sissy her title sounds, and tries to change it to something more awesome.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by JapaneseTeeth View Post
    Yeah, Rainbow Dash is the Dame of Breath. She complains about how sissy her title sounds, and tries to change it to something more awesome.
    At least until TS informs her that 'Dame' is the female equivalent of 'Knight'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JapaneseTeeth View Post
    Yeah, Rainbow Dash is the Dame of Breath. She complains about how sissy her title sounds, and tries to change it to something more awesome.
    At least until TS informs her that 'Dame' is the female equivalent of 'Knight'. This is still unlikely to stop her, but it might give her a moment to think.

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    Re: Hoofstuck

    >CMC: Throw the rug into the fireplace.

    As Cheerilee once taught you, "fire belongs in fireplaces; those who say differently are liar faces!" Sweetie Belle likes it when she rhymes like that. Scootaloo finds it sickening. Anyway, you gather up the burning rug and throw it into the fireplace. The flames continue to burn through the rug, but also spread to the log.

    "Awesome!" says Apple Bloom. "Hey, Sweetie Belle, can you use your unicorn magic to make it look like the rug is still just fine and on the floor and stuff?"

    Sweetie Belle frowns. "I don't think I know how to do that. That sounds pretty complicated."

    "Well... Sparkler's a grown-up unicorn, ain't she? I betcha she could make that illusion to fool Sparkler and... oh. Right. Never mind."

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    Re: Hoofstuck (hunka hunka burning rug)

    > SB: Gather any fabric you find to make a new rug to replace the old one
    Yes.

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    Re: Hoofstuck (hunka hunka burning rug)

    >CMC: Pull out one of the paintings from it's frame and put it where the rug used to be.

    or

    >CMC: Check drawers for a suitable replacement rug

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    Re: Hoofstuck (hunka hunka burning rug)

    >CMC: Paint a rug on the floor. Sparkler will never catch on!

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    Re: Hoofstuck (hunka hunka burning rug)

    >CMC: Act like nothing happened. Deny everything! "Rug? What rug? There has never been, and never will be a rug in this room."

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    Re: Hoofstuck (hunka hunka burning rug)

    >CMC: Set the entire house on fire so nopony notices the rug is gone.
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