Hoofstuck

[Violet CLM]

I'm not 100% sure if Rainbow Dash would be able to molt or not, but I am pretty sure it wouldn't be an especially attractive sight, so.

Got enough for a pretty dramatic next update, looks like. Should be fun. Although I wonder if there might be anypony you're forgetting who can also affect stuff in RD's immediate vicinity.

[Metaflare]

Although I wonder if there might be anypony you're forgetting who can also affect stuff in RD's immediate vicinity.

CMC, Pinkie...

> Gummy: OM NOM NOM

[Zarhon]

> Pumpkin & Pound Cake: Save the weather-mare. Save the world.

> Twilight: Try to pick up Rainbow Dash, or move/get rid of that taffy machine.

> Twilight: Check if you can use the console to remotely use your magic.

> Twilight: Pull that lever already.

> Twilight: Now put that taffy machine down... GENTLY.

[diagonalHat]

Sweetie Belle: Time to be a hero.

Sweetie Belle: Turn off taffy machine

[JapaneseTeeth]

Or rather:
>Sweetie Belle: Try to turn off taffy machine, but hit the wrong button and increase the speed.

[pikajens]

PP: Use

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Fenestrated Glass Pane

Cartoon Powers to transport Taffy Machine to Twilight
TS: Fix Rainbow Dash

[OnBackorder]

Why would Twilight be any help? She is too busy laughing her hooves off.

Twilight: Prove my point.

[DarkFlame]

Why would Twilight be any help? She is too busy laughing her hooves off.

Twilight: Prove my point.

Seconded.

[AProcrastinatingWriter]

Twilight doesn't seen like the type to laugh at her friends when they are in obvious excruciating pain.

[JapaneseTeeth]

Nah, this is too cartoony to be excruciating. I still don't feel like she would laugh at it, though. More likely she'd facehoof at RD's clumsiness.

[Iyestorm]

>AJ: Rendezvous at friend's confectionery shop, as planned. Help RD out. You can laugh at her misfortune *after* she's safe.

>AJ: Be too late to stop CMC (Or at least Scoot) from "helping" and subsequently getting stuck.

>Scoot: Get stuck to hero. Hey, things could be worse.

>AJ: Try not to get stuck too. *Now* you can laugh at her.

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>AJ: Fail miserably, not noticing until it's too late due to the law of comedic karma, or perhaps karmic comedy.

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If AJ&RD have to spend the first part of the game stuck together, then that would explain why RD's stuff is on AJ's lawn. Well, maybe...

[tacet]

> PP: Continue elaborate explanation of relationship statii prolonging Rainbow Dash's taffy trouble indefinitely

[KingTwelveSixteen]

>Pinkie Pie: Begin flipping and flopping on the floor.

[FlamingoRunner]

>Pinkie Pie: Begin pony romance exposition, while our sparing human intellects assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.

[Zarhon]

> Rainbow Dash: Escape taffy machine, but get glued to Pinkie Pie in a compromising position in the process. What kind of weird coagulants did the cakes put into this taffy?

Followed by

> Pinkie Pie: Engage motor-mouth and flip-flop.
> TS, AJ, CMC: Simultaneously reach wrong conclusions.
> Rainbow Dash: Mental Breakdown.

[carousingCaballo]

> Rainbow Dash: Escape taffy machine, but get glued to Pinkie Pie in a compromising position in the process. What kind of weird coagulants did the cakes put into this taffy?

I'm going to second this, though I think the CMC, and whoever else may try to help, should get involved as well.

EDIT: And in case it wasn't obvious, by "involved", I mean "stuck".

[JapaneseTeeth]

And before long it turns into this...

[It Was A ...]

Bon Bon: Make candies sinisterly. (i.e. with a dominant left fore-hoof)

[Zarhon]

I'm going to second this, though I think the CMC, and whoever else may try to help, should get involved as well.

EDIT: And in case it wasn't obvious, by "involved", I mean "stuck".

I already suggested they tackle the Taffy Machine (TM).
Violet's probably already doing it, considering how well the episode frames of it fit the current situation.

You underestimate the CMC's abilities though! Surely they have learned from their previous encounter with the dreaded TM and will vanquish their old foe with ease.
Unless of course, the taffy machine somehow leveled up from that previous encounter. But what are the odds of that?

[Violet CLM]

Plans are basically made at this point, yes, but it'll take a fair bit of work to realize them in all their elaborateness. Probably the worst thing that could happen would be for Rainbow Dash just to flip the switch and turn it off on her own.

[streambankroot]

Oh jegus, quadruple post. This is completely embarrassing. The forum and I were having issues: technical and patience, respectively.

> Berry Punch: Resist urge to all of a sudden plow through the wall, shouting "Oh Yeah!"

[JapaneseTeeth]

> Berry Punch: Fail to resist urge to all of a sudden plow through the wall, shouting "Oh Yeah!"

Fixed that for you. ;p

[Donut64]

Apple Bloom: Oh no!
Sweetie Belle: Oh no!
Scoots: Oh noooo!

>Berry Punch: Execute "Koolaid Mare" on wall closest to Taffy machine
>PP and BP: "Oh yeah!"

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http://i.imgur.com/Ym4iH.png
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What episode was that from? 'Cause if it isn't from an episode, it's been canonized in the latest.

[tangibleTools]

>Pinkie Pie: Begin pony romance exposition, while our sparing human intellects assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.

Seconded.

> Colgate: Work on sinister secret project with Bon-Bon.

[Zarhon]

Seconded.

> Colgate: Work on sinister secret project with Bon-Bon.

It makes perfect sense! Colgate would hate candy, due to it's teeth-rotting properties.
"Soon, I shall rid the world of all candy, and usher in a new era of oral hygiene! Today Sugarcube Corner, tommorow THE WORLD!"

> Colgate: Have a secret mastermind plot to rid the world of all enemies of dentistry, starting with with the current heiress of Sugarcube Corner.


BTW, Violet, do you edit our commands if you like em enough but they don't fully fit the situation, or do you only directly take the commands / make your own? Should we tailor them a bit so they aren't very specific, or will you just edit them manually anyway if you choose to?