Facility O-0 (now w/ BAD PEN ART!)

[Monster X]

Your name is...

You attempt to check your repository. Your memory files. ANYTHING.

All you can dredge up is a few lone bits of information. As you process them, you try to tell what's going on. It's quiet, with a faint mechanical droning in the background. A drop of water drips constantly to the left...

The information is done. You check it.

"
UNIT DESIGNATION: [CORRUPTED]
UNIT CLASS: 0L14E-27 GENESIS-CLASS [CORRUPTED] DRONE
PURPOSE: [CORRUPTED] KRISILTRIGE WAR EFF[CORRUPTED] HARM TO[CORRUPTED]
CURRENT LOCATION: [CORRUPTED] - LOWER AREA M-27 - MACHINERY BLOCK
STATUS: GENESIS NO LONGER FUNCTIONAL. RIGHT MANIPULATOR NO LONGER FUNCTIONAL. SUGGEST VISUAL CHECK. LEFT MANIPULATOR 100% FUNCTIONAL. AMBULATORS 100% FUNCTIONAL. BEGIN VISION CHECK..."

That was.... uh... unhelpful. Vision check...? Oh, I guess that means you open your... correction, you power on your visual sensor.



now what in the hell is going on here

You're staring at a gray wall right now. You don't know who you are, you don't know why you're here, you don't even know your name! All you know is that you are sort of dark green and your eye is letting off a red glow, and this place is pretty dark and pretty gray. There are some lights up near the ceiling, but they don't seem active. You haven't tried moving yet.

So what exactly are you going to do? Try and think up more information for yourself or just dive right into being... whatever a person who wakes up in random underground areas and does random sh*t would be?

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((geez i cant draw worth anything... but at least there's something right?

gonna try to keep this one actually updated now i've got time

let's do this thing)

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- LEVEL 5 SEDUCKILL - ALLURING POSE

[Temperencia]

>????: Think up info. Have random thought that your name would be Slexybot.

[MadHatter]

> ???: Look around. Maybe you'll find some info about you while you're doing it.

[Chasewithlasers]

>robot breakdance

[The One Guy]

> ??:Look at that keypad, does it bring back any memories? Can you instinctually type in the code?

[Monster X]

>????: Think up info. Have random thought that your name would be Slexybot.

Probably a good idea. You check your memory some more to try to find out as much as you can.

All you come across is some stupid ruined audio files. You casually listen to them, annoyance rising in your quite sentient brain.

"...WE... WE WERE MEANT... FOR..."

well that was dumb next

"THE GENESIS OF OUR FORCES SHALL [STATIC] BARRIER F[STATIC] YOU ARE PATHETIC."

uh. k then

"[EXPLOSIONS. GUNFIRE. MORE EXPLOSIONS. SOME SORT OF STRANGE WAVEY EFFECT] NONONONOT THA-"

And then you reach a black hole in the middle of your memory data.

Odd.

You try to check your name. S... something? Sl...

SLEXYBOT?

You're not sure where you got that idea but you guess it works until you think up something better. ANYTHING would be better, actually.



> ???: Look around. Maybe you'll find some info about you while you're doing it.

Right, yes, that is what ey- VISUAL SENSORS are for.

You glance to the right...



Goddamn, that is a pretty thick looking door. Blasted straight through, whatever did that must have been determined as all h-

why is something looking at you

that seems unpleasant LET'S LOOK THE OTHER WAY CANT BE WORSE



that's ...dark.

also you think something's looking at you from that way too.

uh.

hm.

obviously the only sensible reply could be


>robot breakdance

wait

no

that'd be stupid

and hard to draw

you need something else to look at.

like that keypad there. You AMBULATE right up to that thing and glance at it...



...

This is not a normal keypad here.

The options appear to be a U-Turn arrow, the words Sign, Area?, Deplete, and Trans....And a port labelled USB, presumably for USB connections.

The only memory this piece of shit is bringing back is something about having two arms. Probably useless. Do you want to try pressing buttons at random or press them in an order that's hopefully safe?

(('fraid I'm gonna have to wait a few hours until the next update.

sorry...))

[inexplicableSigns]

>Consume left arm. Use energy to regrow right arm. You are right-handed remember?

[Pootporri]

>You seem like a fairly modern robot, check yourself for a USB! If you have one, insert it into the hole, ignoring any and all euphemisms.

[paradoxette]

>Press all of the buttons in three different specific cycling order, each repeated twice, each buttons at least pressed four times.

[Monster X]

>Consume left arm. Use energy to regrow right arm. You are right-handed remember?

You decide that fuck it, right arms are better than left. And you do seem to recall using your arm a lot. It was very... warm...? And... mmm...

A circular red eye fills your memory. It is cracked.

You decide you need to take this wall on the computery way.

>You seem like a fairly modern robot, check yourself for a USB! If you have one, insert it into the hole, ignoring any and all euphemisms.

Yeah, let's do this. You check your left arm and walla, there we are! A nice maintained USB port! You...

...

U... S... B... port...

Okay, let's try the buttons.

>Press all of the buttons in three different specific cycling order, each repeated twice, each buttons at least pressed four times.

You prepare to-

Okay seriously? Press all the buttons at random? What kind of idiot would do that?

And then you realize. Who needs computery search patterns...

WHEN YOU ARE THE BUTTON PRESSER OF THE GREEN MOTHER FUCKING SUN!!!!



your hand is moving so fucking fast you can barely fucking see it

awwwwwwww yeaaaaa-



...

ow

You run a check. Everything looks fine... OH GOD YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR RIGHT ARM OH GOD OH GOD O-

oh right yes it already blew up

Anyway, you survey the damage now. Looks like the door got blown open and shizz. What to do n-



Oh sweet fuck the looky thing is getting closer oh god here it comes its going to say somethiiiiiiing


[communication]
"sop.........."
[/communication]

...

You are not sure how to react to this drone here

[Pootporri]

>Seduce.

[paradoxette]

>Establish dominance by means of a mean right hook.

[privateTenderloin]

>Ride drone like mechanical bull

[littlebeasti]

>Name self olive.

> Obviously the return to a greeting like that is the same thing, but reversed. So say "pos".

[Monster X]

>Seduce.

Well... you figure that if this fellow knows anything about the area, you better get it out of him.

The hard way.

LEVEL 5 SEDUCKILL

ALLURING POSE



you don't even need to guess where his eye is aimed n-

"[communication]
r u a poni.......................
u r poni rite..............
[/communication]"

motherfucker

that's it, it's time to

>Establish dominance by means of a mean right hook.

GAAAAAAAAI

SUPERRRRRRRRR

UPPERRRRRRRRR

You proceed to not just pull a right hook, but follow it up with a goddamn shoryuken, followed by crushing the poor drone's carapace.

Or you would. If your arm wasn't, ya know, sploded. Kinda limiting, that

>Ride drone like mechanical bull
.
...Nope. You don't have the right number of arms for proper BRONCOin! So instead you just hit him with a china bull.

The drone is unimpressed.

"
[communication]
hay ponie....
hav u sen reapurr? reapurr dorne??????????????
[/communcation]"

You have no idea what is wrong with this thing.

>Name self olive.

> Obviously the return to a greeting like that is the same thing, but reversed. So say "pos".

...Yes. This makes total sense. You, now SIR OLIVE, PROTECTOR OF THE GREEN MOTHER FUCKING SUN, DON YOUR NONEXISTANT HAT AND RAISE YOUR ARM AT YOUR NEW ACQUAINTANCE TO SAY..............

"...pos..."

The drone blinks. Wait a m- why does he have eyelids and you don't

fffffffffffff



...Eh? The drone is pointing at the door now with... some sort of handy arrow thing?

"[communication]
noep pos is thet waei.
[/communcation]"

...He is apparently gesturing through the door.

[privateTenderloin]

>Take handy arrow thing.
>Stab drone in eye.

[littlebeasti]

>Twitch a couple times, then suddenly have coherent conversation:
"Sorry, where is this? What am I?"

[Chasewithlasers]

>system calculates this as being complete bullshit. ignore this and go through the blasted-open door.

[BucketJockey]

==> Obtain arrow hand, use it to construct an eyelid.

[Monster X]

>Take handy arrow thing.
>Stab drone in eye.

You take the handy arrow a-



uh

huh

You have just earned the LV. 1 IMPALE class weapon... The HANDY HANDY IMPALER.

You proceed to stab the drone until it stops moving.

>Twitch a couple times, then suddenly have coherent conversation:
"Sorry, where is this? What am I?"

You glance slooooowly and casually glance at the dead robot.

Should have thought about that before you killed him, huh?

>system calculates this as being complete bullshit. ignore this and go through the blasted-open door.

good idea



You leave through a door which seems to get shittier each day and you are met with an interesting sight.



That appears to be a robot. On a conveyor belt. It seems in some distress... There's a sign and an arrow, on the back of some sort of control thing, and a door way over there.

The robot seems to be trying to pull away for some odd reason. You'd focus but currently you're too busy with...

==> Obtain arrow hand, use it to construct an eyelid.

goddamn fucking eyelids

how do they work

[Pootporri]

>Murder said robot in cold blood circuitry.

[littlebeasti]

Oh god dammit, really?
>Stab the wall with the arrow thing to try and let out some destructive urges.

[Monster X]

You proceed to prepare to do BOTH OF THOSE THINGS... you advance on the robot chained down, when you notice that hey it is kind of moving on that there conveyor belt. It appears to think you're here to help it, but boy do you have news for it... You raise your HANDY HANDY IMPALER AND-

"AHAHAHAHAHA, SO WE MEET AGAIN, IMPOSTOREGENT!"

oooooooh fuck

You twist and come face to face with.. shit what the hell is that.



You quickly back a few feet away, the chained robot forgotten. What the hell is this guy?

i have no idea who you are
back off wormsnake

You raise your arm, and- fuck he's in your face again



"AHAHAHAHAHA- FORGOTTEN ME ALREADY? I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, THE VORTEX ALWAYS DAMAGES THE MIND. AHAHAHAHA YOU AREN'T EVEN WORTH MY CONTEMPT, YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF JUNK! NO WONDER YOU ENDED UP IN MY AREA, THE FURNACE WILL BE WELCOMING YOU AS WILL MASTER Jabberwock... AHAHAHAH-"

You naturally prepare to flip him the flip off with the middle finger you don't actually have, except actually you're trying to stab him because robots don't let other robots finish their sentences.



Apparently wormsnakes don't either.

Okay you have no idea how to fight you're just running on instinct WHAT DO YOU DO