AH'S MSPAF: FA

[Almost Human]

Almost Human's MSPaint Adventures Forum: Forum Adventure

Bouncer:
"ID, Please."

Almost Human:
"What? I thought that I'd made sure you’d remember me last time."

Bouncer:
" 'Pointless Bitching' is not a valid username. You have 5 more tries before I lock you out.”



Almost Human:
“Just take it… like you do every night.”

Bouncer:
"…."

Almost Human:
“My ID I mean. That probably wasn’t an insult. You take my ID every night and probably nothing else oh look at the time better get inside now excuse me.”

Bouncer:
“Your access is restricted to the lower floor only, Genchat only. Remember that.
I’d hate to have to come in and “remove” you. Again”

Almost Human:
“Oh so now you remember me.
How convenient.”

Bouncer:
“Move along please.”



Well you're not going to let one jerk ruin your night, besides Genchat isn’t a bad place to be, there’s still a lot to do and see, and of the four floors it does tend to be the busiest.
…
Of course if you were so inclined, you could earn your way up to the higher floors by gaining a positive reputation around the forum, or with the right skill set, you could always ‘find’ your way around security, although you have no idea where to find any leet haxxors to teach you’re their skills. Lastly, you could always just try to sneak up, but if you get caught you’ll be thrown back downstairs, and of course right now you’re no where NEAR stealthy enough for that....yet.



Speaking of busy though, it looks like DJ Traiken has started some sick fires on the dance floor, Atomic is mixing up some drinks (and he's even letting the customers have a few) and Inex is already on the dance floor....You certainly hope she’s trying to get your attention.
If not, you might have to suggest she check into the Dance Thread for some lessons. You'd join her but it's on the Art floor and you don't need the Mods on you just because you wanted to learn to Salsa.
You can also see the Intro Room and Achievements Room down here, although there are a lot more upstairs, as well as the GenChat Lounge.

So, where to?

[Almost Human]

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Holy hell, you guys are too cool, I can't believe we have this!

Inex:

Traik:

[Iamthebigman]

To the bar to prove your rank as the mightiest of the drunks.

[Triangle Man]

GET HAMMERED OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!!

GO FOR THE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ectocal]

Increase Manly Meter score by removing shirt

[Tesseract]

>Order a glass of liquid alcohol

[wlzrobert]

Current Goal:

To taste The Legendary Golden Beer.

It is said to find the legendary brew you must have the "drunk as a dino" medal by being drunk for 24 hours straight... so I guess you better get drinks from Atomic!

[inexpediency]

Go talk to that awesome chick in the sweet shades

alternatively

drink to increase stealthiness somehow

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omg omg ilu this is the best thing I've ever seen

[Qiam]

> Find Qiam and initiate sequence BROHUG

> Get a drink from Drinkie Pie.

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if Almost Human is drinking in real life AND drinking in the forum adventure...

is that like dividing by zero???

[He said, fully erect]

>Increase your hacking skill by coming up with a ludicrous haxxor name

[DevilEd]

Dance with Inex.

[DJ-P0N3]

>Increase your hacking skill by coming up with a ludicrous haxxor name

Become @7|\/|05T )-(\_/|\/|@|\|

[newbonomicon]

>Order a glass of liquid alcohol

That's just what they're expecting you to do. Instead, order an alcohol of liquid glass.

Seriously. Have them get you a container filled with molten glass mixed with pure alcohol. Hold on to it for later.

Edit: No wait! Better idea: Do that first thing first, then do the thing I said by accident after you're drunk, and have them take you seriously and make the thing I said.

[Almost Human]

Increase Manly Meter score by removing shirt

You can't take it off if you're going to the bar for fear of losing it, but you open it to expose your manly nipples, giving you a +2 to your manly meter.

> Go to the Bar



Drinkie:
"You need booze. I serve that"

AH:
"And that’s why you’re my favourite."

Drinkie:
"If you need info, I also serve that.”

AH:
"And that’s why you stay my favourite.”

Drinkie:
"But I don’t answer specific questions, so here’s the deal: I flip a coin, heads, I can point you in the right direction, tails, I just spew useless gossip at you.”

AH:
“And how will I know which is which?”

Drinkie:
"You wont. You want certainty, you’ll have to find an outside source. Do you have any frie- no sorry of course not. Do you have any family nearby?”

AH:
“I think my sister is down at The Cross fighting zombies...”

Drinkie:
“Well there you go, lend a gun and I’m sure she’ll lend a hand.”

AH:
“Let's hope your booze isn't as bad as your info."

Drinkie:
"Only the best for you, Baby!"



You order Drinkie's 5 Drink Fountain, but you can't figure out how to hold it and end up spilling a bit. Drinkie laughs at you, but your booze shield deflects all insults.
You are now amazing at everything.
...
or so you think.

[DevilEd]

Go dance with Inex.

[newbonomicon]

You need more of this feeling. Attempt to order a glass of liquid alcohol, but accidentally order an alcohol of liquid glass. Get it.

[Triangle Man]

Take Drinkie Pie's info challenge.

You can totally win this thing.

[ectocal]

Drink more. Drunk dial sister.

[inexpediency]

You need more of this feeling. Attempt to order a glass of liquid alcohol, but accidentally order an alcohol of liquid glass. Get it.

And drink it, because your heightened man stat allows you to easily drink molten glass.

[dragonpaul99]

You need to find a way to increase your fame. Find the nearest mod and challenge them to a drinking contest.

[Gimeurcookie]

> Have her flip that coin.

[Tesseract]

>Continue drinking until dead

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

You need to find a way to increase your fame. Find the nearest mod and challenge them to a drinking contest.

The tribal challenges are not mod challenges.

[Triangle Man]

>Continue drinking until dead

I think you'd pass out before you died.

And why would you do that in the first place, that's a horrible idea.

[ShyGuy]

AH: get drunk, go into bathroom stall and imagine.

You will feel safe in its shitty bathroom stall confines.
ps: AH, this rules...