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  1. 07-31-2011, 12:46 AM #1
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    You are the Creeper

    A wild Minecraft Adventure appears!


    You are a Creeper in the fine land of Generia. You have left your hive underground, in favor of the sunny land above. What will you do?
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  2. 07-31-2011, 12:48 AM #2
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Search for adventurers who dare defile your noble lands with their wretched constructions of stone and wood, then FUCK HIS SHIT UP!
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  3. 07-31-2011, 01:14 AM #3
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Ninja View Post
    Search for adventurers who dare defile your noble lands with their wretched constructions of stone and wood, then FUCK HIS SHIT UP!

    That would be ill-advised, and rather SILLY! You are here on the surface for SCIENCE, DAMNIT! And HUGS!

    Speak of Evil_Notch! Here comes an adventurer, right now!
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  4. 07-31-2011, 01:19 AM #4
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    >Report this to the Creeper Queen! Your efforts will be more productive if you organize!

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  5. 07-31-2011, 01:56 AM #5
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Quote Originally Posted by Fuade View Post
    >Report this to the Creeper Queen! Your efforts will be more productive if you organize!

    Silly human! You see, Creepers are complex creatures!


    When two Creepers love each other, they lock eyes, knowing one of them must soon die.


    In the language of creepers, "father" means the one who blew up fast enough. The "mother" is the one who absorbed the released gunpowder through the "father"''s death.


    Very soon, the "mother" releases dozens of eggs through their anus. Creepers are hermaphroditic, you see, and evolved from a variety of sea slug.

    Also, what queen? Creepers have the high priestess, with the fairest skin of all, CORAL. You could only aspire to be like her, with your LEAF skin. Alas, your social rank is EXPLORER, and many have failed at your job. But YOU shall not. Besides, what was your name again?
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  6. 07-31-2011, 12:31 PM #6
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    >Stalk
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  7. 07-31-2011, 04:25 PM #7
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    > Porin
    > Go greet that adventurer!
    The Floating Country, my WHATAMIDOINGventure!
    The Human Inequality, AKA the adventure I'm actually working on right now. where 'right now' means 'more recently than the other'
    Also, you should look at It's Anyone's Game, and possibly update it! Cause it's awesome like that.
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  8. 07-31-2011, 04:28 PM #8
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    > Wonder why the sun gets to have a more complex appearance then you
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  9. 07-31-2011, 05:23 PM #9
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Quote Originally Posted by September View Post
    >Stalk

    What the hell kind of a name is Stalk? That's not even an object name. Next.

    Quote Originally Posted by littlebeasti View Post
    > Porin

    Now we're cooking with petrol! Yes, your name is Porin, and you have many INTERESTS, including HUGS, REDSTONE, and SCIENCE. You are a Creeper EXPLORER, sent out by Her Majesty to explore the uncharted lands above.

    Quote Originally Posted by Happyman View Post
    > Wonder why the sun gets to have a more complex appearance then you

    I know, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by littlebeasti View Post
    > Go greet that adventurer!

    You shall!

    Oh hellz naw.
    Last edited by SiriusBusiness; 08-01-2011 at 02:25 PM.

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  10. 07-31-2011, 05:49 PM #10
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    > Run from that manly man in the manliest colors.
    Yo, I got a new signature.
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  11. 07-31-2011, 05:54 PM #11
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    > That. Was. STUPID.
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    >Mold strange disembodied hand into a white flag.

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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Whats wrong with the name stalk? Its a play on the name CREEPer, and I think it sounds cool.
    >Say hello!
    >Creeper word for hello, be hisssssss
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  14. 07-31-2011, 10:07 PM #14
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Quote Originally Posted by Fuade View Post
    >Mold strange disembodied hand into a white flag.

    You do so with flying colors.

    Quote Originally Posted by Roselalonde View Post
    > Run from that manly man in the manliest colors.

    What? There is no manly man to run from, only an overly phallic exploding monster. And you better start running. Fast.

    Quote Originally Posted by September View Post
    Whats wrong with the name stalk? Its a play on the name CREEPer, and I think it sounds cool.

    SiriusBusiness would be happy to rectify your situation, if you'd just come a little bit closer.
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  15. 07-31-2011, 10:16 PM #15
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Alright guys, I'm going to sleep soon.

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  16. 07-31-2011, 10:24 PM #16
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    >Creeper, Human: Man, fuck dealing with this guy. That guy over there has a hat. Beat him down for it!

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    Re: You are the Creeper

    >Septmbr Give SiriusBusiness a hug.

    >Human, run
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  18. 07-31-2011, 11:48 PM #18
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Quote Originally Posted by September View Post
    >Septmbr Give SiriusBusiness a hug.

    >Human, run


    You are perplexed by the fourth-wall shattering hug, leaving the female enough time to escape. Damnit.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fuade View Post
    >Creeper, Human: Man, fuck dealing with this guy. That guy over there has a hat. Beat him down for it!

    You see no need to beat he male human down, considering he's already pinned.


    YES. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED.
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    Last edited by SiriusBusiness; 08-01-2011 at 02:21 PM.

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  19. 08-01-2011, 01:00 AM #19
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    > HATS ARE A CREEPERS ONE TRUE WEAKNESS.
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Re-adjust the hat to make it sluethy.

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  21. 08-01-2011, 09:43 AM #21
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    >Beat him down anyway

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    >Strike a sweet pose
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Porin: Dance like a maniac, then keep exploring.

    Human: Reveal name.
    'h, h'll'. D'dn't s'' y'u th'r'.
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Quote Originally Posted by wlzrobert View Post
    Re-adjust the hat to make it sleuthy.


    You are PROBLEM CREEPER, guarding the streets of Generia with your sweet sleuth looks. They say this city's tough, but you're tougher.

    Quote Originally Posted by Happyman View Post
    > That. Was. STUPID.


    Oh Jeb_ that was stupid. You almost feel like a rustskin, being so stupid.
    ALMOST...



    TIME TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

    Quote Originally Posted by mamlukCollaborator View Post
    Human: Reveal name.


    You forgot your name, considering you're alone, trying to survive a MONSTER FUCKING APOCALYPSE. What was it again?
    EDIT: Woohoo! 100 posts!
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  25. 08-01-2011, 08:35 PM #25
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    Re: You are the Creeper

    Uh... guys? Suggestions?

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