Terrastuck Act 2 - END OF YEAR 2. New project in the works!

[Elkian]

BANANARACHNID

[Nekeva]

Hey. It doesn't matter does it This adventure could just be in an AU where the scratch happened early or something. Or for some reason Jade, Dave, and Rose's god tier powers could have tempororily stopped working and stuff after the scratch or something.

[ranasan]

Kick Canon to the curb and reach for the stars!

[Nekeva]

That's another way of saying it I guess....

[spittles mcsh8tface]

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Oh, that reminds me. This update marks the date of my birth, my birthday, if you will. And thus, Hussie managed to give me the best birthday present ever.

Don't be too upset. After all, part of what makes Homestuck so awesome is that it defies expectation. This was inevitable. Just continue from where you are and it'll be alright.

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BEST! BIRTHDAY! EVER!

[CJ Miller]

> PA: Stop being broken.

[Ford Johnes]

I think the ludicrous amounts of crossover and lesbians confirms this adventure as non-canon anyway, so I don't see why you shouldn't continue.

[Pinkemon]

Dood. It's a fanadventure. Who cares?

Going all anal over canon will only frustrate you. Hell, for example, Don't name it doesn't care that much about canon, and it's very enjoyable.

Just do whatever the hell you wanna do.

[Elkian]

And don't worry, one of my first reactions was "crap now people are going to think my fanadventure is just a carbon copy!"

I can still manage, it's just going to take more brainpower than I may actually have.

[ponytailArtist]

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Dreamlog:

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"FIRST OF ALL, FUCK YOU EGBERT"
"FUCK YOU FOR TRYING TO DISTRACT ME WITH 'HOMOSEXUAL' ROBOTS SO YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH YOUR BITCH"
"JUST PUTTING THAT ON THE TABLE WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT"
"aheh, yeah, i kind of had that coming ^^;"
"Only kind of?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M JUST GETTING STARTED"
"Yeah, Jegus knows you can't last a whole five minutes without screaming a8out something. >::::/"
"aww, let's be fair vris"
"he's usually got his heart in the right place"
"even if he comes off as a jerk once in a while"
"Yeah, maaaaaaaay8e."
"Doesn't mean I have to show him special attention though."
"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN SCREAM ABOUT SOMETHING"
"SOMETHING IMPORTANT, MIND YOU!"
"NOW"
"VRISKA"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, RE-ESTABLISHING OUR SPECIES WITHOUT MY FUCKING PERMISSION?"
"Ooooooooh, like you get to make that decision for me?"
"You don't get to 8e the leader anymore, Kar, and I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking that."
"Hell, John got himself killed and is 8eing stupidly vague a8out what he's planning, and I'm still more willing to follow him than you."
"<3"
"Not that I planned on listening to you anyway."
"It's my 8usiness if I want to waste my life raising a 8unch of little retards."
"IT'S EVERYONE'S BUSINESS YOU DOUCHE"
"YOU'RE NOT JUST MAKING ONE OR TWO GRUBS HERE"
"LIKE"
"OH LOOK AT THIS LITTLE HUMAN-TROLL FAMILY WE HAVE, NO ONE CARES"
"NO"
"YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MAKING ENOUGH OF THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS TO FILL UP A WHOLE PLANET"
"AND I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT FUCKING NOW"
"IT'S NOT WORTH IT"
"IT'S NOT WORTH ANYTHING"
"And I suppose letting us go extinct when we've got a clear as night method of preserving ourselves right over there makes sense to you?"
"DAMN STRAIGHT"
"Can't wait to hear this one........"

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"WELL OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING KNOW OR CARE"
"YOU WEREN'T THERE WHEN YOU SAW WHAT YOU THOUGHT WAS ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS READY TO POUND YOUR SHIT IN"
"AND OF COURSE EVERYONE'S FIRST REACTION IS TO CULL HIM BEFORE HE CULLS ANYONE ELSE"
"MEANWHILE I'M JUST STANDING AROUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARD AND WATCHING ALL OF THIS HAPPEN"
"LIKE, HEY, I'VE GOT A WEAPON TOO"
"SHOULDN'T I BE GUTTING A CERTAIN PSYCHOTIC CLOWN FUCKER?"
"NAH, LET'S WATCH HIM DUKE IT OUT WITH THE CRAZY CHAINSAW ZOMBIE AND JUSTICE MCSTABSALOT"

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"MAYBE IF I ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING, WE'D HAVE ANOTHER FREELOADER HANGING OUT WITH US"
"OF COURSE MY OTHER BEST FRIEND, WHO WENT FUCKING BLIND BECAUSE OF YET ANOTHER MURDERER, DECIDES TO GET IN ON SOME OF THAT ACTION"
"NO WEAPONS OR PSYCHIC POWERS LEFT, BUT FUCK IT, HE RUNS IN THERE ANYWAY"
"THE HILARIOUS PART IS THAT GAMZEE APPARENTLY ALREADY FELL OFF THAT LEDGE EARLIER FROM A KICK TO THE NADS AND LIVED"
"YET A PANSY SHOVE FROM A BLIND GUY SOMEHOW CHANGES THINGS"
"BOTH THE FUCKERS LANDED RIGHT ON THEIR THINKPANS, AND THAT WAS THAT"
"BUT OF COURSE I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW THAT AT THE TIME"
"TOO BUSY HAVING AN EPIPHANY TO CARE"
"IN CASE YOU DIDN'T PICK UP ON MY POINT, LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU"

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"VRISKA"
"TAKE A GOOD FUCKING LOOK"
"DID YOU NOTICE THAT JACK NOIR DIDN'T MURDER A SINGLE ONE OF US?"
"YEAH, HE GOT THE ARADBOTS, BUT THEY DON'T FUCKING COUNT"
"IN THE END, WE WERE A BIGGER HAZARD TO OURSELVES THAN HE WAS"
"THE ONLY THING WE'RE ANY GOOD AT IS KILLING EACHOTHER OR BEING GIGANTIC PUSSIES"
"NOT A SINGLE ONE OF US COULD RESIST THE URGE TO CULL OUR OWN FUCKING FRIENDS"
"THAT INCLUDES YOU, IF YOU'LL BOTHER TO REMEMBER"
"SURE, A COUPLE OF THEM WERE INSANE, BUT LET'S FACE IT..."
"IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY OF US"
"AND NO MATTER HOW HARD WE MIGHT HAVE TRIED TO AVOID IT, IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME"
"WE..."
"WE WERE ALL REALLY GOOD FRIENDS, DAMN IT"
"SOME MORE ANNOYING THAN OTHERS, BUT WE GOT ALONG WELL ENOUGH TO BEAT THE BLACK KING"
"BUT LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO US AFTER THAT"
"MORE THAN HALF OF US WERE DEAD BECAUSE WE CAN'T FIGHT WHAT'S IN OUR NATURE"
"WE ARE A FUCKING PLAGUE TO THE MULTIVERSE AND WE'RE BETTER OFF DEAD"
"I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR THAT WE WERE MEANT TO GO EXTINCT WHEN KAN'S MATRIORB EXPLODED"
"BUT NO"
"YOU'RE WILLING TO START ANOTHER RACE OF MURDERERS JUST SO YOU WON'T BE BORED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE"
"SELFISH BITCH"
"Like you're one to talk, always screaming your head off until something goes your way. >::::\"
"ehehehehe!"
"i don't get to hear him scream a lot since we usually type everything"
"this is actually kind of new for me!"
"Lucky John~"
"OH THAT'S JUST FUCKING RICH"
"YEAH LET'S IGNORE KAR'S ENTIRE SPEECH AND THROW AN INSULT, FIRST CHANCE WE GET"
"IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S TELLING US ANYTHING IMPORTANT"
"FUCK YOU VRISKA"
"FUCK THOSE OTHER GUYS"
"oi! >:O"
"Let it go, Rotty. You're gonna love this~"
"AND FUCK YOU AGAIN EGBERT"
"but i didn't do anything :("
"FUCK ALL OF YOU"
"YOU WILL KEEP YOUR GODDAMN BUCKETS EMPTY AND THAT IS FINAL"

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==> pA: So, are you stuck on the moon, or...?

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How about now? Is this any good?

"Indeed it is!"
"Almost a perfect match with our old form, as a matter of fact. We especially enjoy what you've done with our mane."

I've got my own experience with moving hair, as you can tell. ^^;

"Although, we still seem a tad shorter than our sister..."

Nnnnnnnno idea what you're talking about. <.<

"Regardless, we extend our thanks once more to you, fair 'pee-ay'."
"We are most certain that we will leave a worthy impression upon our fanbase!"

Yeah, uh, about that. Don't get me wrong; Your new design is cute and all, but I've seen my own share of insatiable fanbases over the years. You're pretty much guaranteed to earn some haters no matter what, just for looking different from your debut appearance, let alone being completely different in personality from all the fanfics. Are you absolutely sure you want to go through the episode looking like this?

"It is our strong belief that the fans who cannot love us for being ourselves can promptly 'shove it'."
"That is the correct term, is it not?"

Heh, no argument here. And hey, don't be too long, okay? It's easy to go nuts up here when our only other company is a cookie-stealing Elkian and a banana-obsessed Linkara.

"Your analogies are somewhat strange to us. Will you show us this 'Linkara' upon our return?"

Sure, why not?

[Jacquerel]

I agree with the unconscious guy

[mechanicalFactory]

>Kamina: Try to let him know what's going on before you friendship punch him.

[NeonProdigy]

> Kamina: Begin MANLY SPEECH.

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I was fine with Luna's new appearance, but when the actual episode came out, I was a little iffy about her personality at first.

They her adorkable moments came up and I d'aaawwwed and all was well.

Luna's right, the h8ers can shove it.

...Is it okay to ship PA Luna?

[teleportal9]

> Karkat: GRIT THOSE TEETH

Just gotta love it more and more every time

[CJ Miller]

> Kamina: Cull Karkat.

> AG, GT, Cosmo, Rottytops: Rejoice like there's no mañana.

[JustAnotherUser]

No, Neon, I don't think that ship is okay.

Karkat: Flip the Fuck out.

[ranasan]

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Dammit I'm not linkara! I prefer the spoony one anyway! Curse you neon! Curse you for noticing similarities and making them known to the world!

Karkat, let's see you grit those te- oh wait nevermind you're unconscious...

>Karkat: enter a dream bubble within a dream bubble. We must go deeper!

>inception style dream bubble: reference other forum adventures like BTSDLB and Alabaster: the Doomed Session

[Strider]

Looks like Karkat just fell victim to a Kamina Punch. lol

[Fuade]

Wow, what the fuck Egbert?

[Elkian]

KARKAT ;_;

Kamina: Beat some sense into him. Oh wait, you already are.

[Strider]

Why does my post say Leslie Nielsen when I said Kamina? Dx

[DS Piron]

Filter.
Appearenly, typing kamina will change it to Kamina.
...Perhaps you know that.

[mechanicalFactory]

You can go around the filter by going

Kam[ I][/I ]ina

Just without the spaces between the brackets.

[Eagle0600]

I use bold myself, usually right after the K. Italics in the middle is fine too.

[ponytailArtist]

==> Kamina: Begin MANLY SPEECH



A thousand voices from afar seem to ring in your mind. They chime in unison the instruction to do what you do best.

Yes. YES! Now seems like the perfect time for...

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Nope, you're still jumping the gun. Luckily you've still got your cool to make up for it.

In spite of your burning need to move the plot out of this painfully long dream sequence, you need as many players from both sessions gathered here as possible before elaborating on the plan of action. From your perspective, this will only take a minute or two longer thanks to John and Klonoa, but the same can't be said for the narrative.

In short, this is the last call for any vague flashback sequences before we get this [S] shit underway.





==> Halloween filler?

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"Okay, now I KNOW he's 8eing a lazy fuck."
"How do you figure?"
"He's tracing and re-using images again, and can't 8e 8othered to think of an original costume for either of us."
"Not to mention making his Halloween post a day- scratch that- two days l8!"
"Really?"
"I thought he made it early, given his reaction to 10/25."
"Then explain what we're doing here, smartass."
"Hell, just look at his upd8 speed compared to when he started this train wreck!"
"Dum8ass went from a jackra88it to a snail in ten seconds flat."
"Oh and look at that, he's making me spout pony memes too. >::::/"
"I'd like to think he's getting better at this despite his slower pacing..."
"His updates have gotten a tad larger than they used to be, and his artwork has definitely improved."
"Not to mention he does it all with a mouse instead of a tablet."
"Shoooooooosh!"
"Not good enough!"
"Unless he can prove he's not a lazy 8um, I'm gonna jump him off a fucking cliff!!!!!!!!"

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"........"
"..."
"Yeah, that'll do it."

(Made with acrylic glass in one evening; Also did the regular Kamina shades too, but they look even worse on me than the star one. Would have gone shirtless too, but, well, I needed someone else to hold the camera. ^^;)

(ALSO: It's hard to tell because of the lighting, but that jacket is definitely blue.)

(ALSO ALSO: Yes, there is ponytail. Bad angle, bluh.)