Let's Play Stupid Computer People!

[Chwoka]

So this time I tried a different method and it still didn't work. Steve "Spray-On Tan" Warburg is looking pretty ridiculous. Next we're on to the pants, which is literally the exact same screen as the shirts, down to the "Short" and "Long" options.





Or I guess you could say... that's the long and short of it.

[Reecer6]

>The exact same shade of pink
>Short because he is never cold

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Contradictions? YEAH RIGHT!

[Ivorymoon]

Lime green pants, and so long he constantly trips over the hems.

[Fii]

Bright yellow SHORT-SHORTS! Double click the short option and see if that gives him short-shorts

[karkat_rules]

Short bright red pants!

[mamlukCollaborator]

LONG SALMON PINK PANTS.

DO IIIIIIT.

[crash826]

> >:|
> B>:|
> B:|
> >B|

> YEAAAAAAAAAH

> Seriously though, short, bright red.

[Whimbrel]

Short and LIME GREEN

[Chwoka]

Long - 2
Short - 5

Hot Pink - 1
Lime Green - 2
Yellow - 1
Bright Red/Salmon Pink - 3



So that gives us a salmon red-colored pair of shorts, which goes quite naturally with our hot pink hoodie. Steve "All I Want To Do Is Rollerskate" Warburg is shaping up to be quite the man!



Oh ho ho ho, but what's this? Could there be... MORE character customization?



Yes! Now we get to customize his shoes with the exact same palette as the shirt and pants. Don't see them shoes? Here, let me help you.



That's right! You get to customize the color of ten whole pixels. You should feel honored.

[Whimbrel]

DARK BLUE

[Ivorymoon]

More hot pink! The shirt and shoes must match!

[SleepingOrange]

>The third-darkest yellow

[KawaiiMelon]

More hot pink! The shirt and shoes must match!

[poshiyoshi]

HOT PINK. HOT PINK.

[Entropy Rogue]

...Black or brown...

/theonlyoneusingboringnormalcolors

[Reecer6]

>Hot Pink
>Long, clown shoes are a must

[Dalmationer]

We must make Sweet Bro, Hella Jeff, and Geromy.

I'm sorry it had to be said.

but yeah.
>Yellow to match his hair
>Long

[karkat_rules]

PINKPINKPINKPINKPINKPINK

Does that count as 6 votes?

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

Why does it even matter they're all just going straight into the ground anyway

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[Chwoka]

Dark Blue - 1
Hot Pink - 5
Yellow - 2
Anything Sensible - 1



Aw yeah. Look at that difference. All 10 pixels of it.



Now onto the only actual interesting part of character creation! Stats! Stats! Stttaaatttss! I'LL MURDER YOU! Let's go over these " " stats " ," shan't we?

• Charisma - How personable you are.
• Intelligence - How smart you are. Determines what jobs you get, and also how likely you are to FUCK EVERYTHING UP.
• Shyness - How outgoing or bashful you are. A low amount of points in this category makes you less likely to approach people, whereas a high score will let you get in the public pool naked.
• Impulsivity - How impulsive you are. In my experience, this affects almost NOTHING in actual gameplay, because they're jut as likely to do stupid, random shit anyway.
• Niceness - How nice you are. A low score lets you kick cripples for sport, put cats in microwaves, and run for Senate.
• Sexiness - How attractive and fit you are, because it your RAW SEX APPEAL just can't be EXPRESSED GRAPHICALLY. The easiest stat to raise, because you can just go to the gym, you fucking fatass.

You have 45 points to distribute. You have 18 available slots to put them in per 5 categories. You have 24 hours to live. This tape will self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

[karkat_rules]

15 inteligence, 15 sexiness, and 15 niceness. 0 everything else.

[barthurs]

All of into sexiness, You can never be too sexy.

[Put]

All of it into the mysteryious IMP stat.

[Chwoka]

All of it into the mysteryious IMP stat.

oh god damn it i forgot to describe that one. it's impulsiveness. low stat means you're highly impulsive, high means you're restrained. i'll write this up more pretty later.

also guys you have 45 points to spend and the bars max out at 18, so you can't just dump them all into one stat. we all clear here?

[Put]

well in that case, 10 in sexiness, 7 in everything else. You are an upstanding and well-balanced person who is as sexy as he can be.