Let's Play Stupid Computer People!

[Aelyrin]

Split them up between Sex and Shy. That leaves... 9. Put those into Int, I guess.
Let's be a bastard. c:

[Dalmationer]

>18 sexiness, 18 shyness, 9 Charisma

this is obviously the best course of action.

alternatively (if possible) put leave it blank. BE the unlikable fat shy dumb guy!

[mamlukCollaborator]

Everything into intelligence.

We must develop psychic powers.

[Reecer6]

SHY: 12
INT: 10
CHA: 9
SEX: 7
NIC: 7

[Ashtastic]

i can never be a woman

[Chwoka]

High CHA - 3
Low CHA - 4

High INT - 5
Low INT - 2

High SHY - 4
Low SHY - 3

High IMP - 1
Low IMP - 6

High NIC - 3
Low NIC - 4

High SEX - 6
Low SEX - 1

So that leaves us as an intelligent, sexy, outgoing, stammering, impulsive bastard. Awesome.



There you have it, folks. We've watched and guided Steve Warburg through his growth from mannequin to Mexican to guido to rollerskater. We are both a parent and a God to this man. Do you feel done yet? No? GOOD.



'CAUSE WE ALREADY DECIDED WE'RE DOING THIS 5 MORE TIMES, IN EXACTLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF DETAIL IF NOT MORE!

ARE YOU READY?



DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!?!?!





















DO YOU?????????????????????













Okay but seriously, we're not gonna spend 3 pages on character creation for every character. I know -- I know! -- you're crushed. But I think now that you know the ropes of character creation, I don't need to hold your hand through every twist and turn. (Unless you want something crazy like a cat, or a dog, then I guess I do have to show you the character creation screen.) So, I'm letting you loose. Create a character all by yourself. I know, it's a big step! But I think you can handle it, you're a resilient lot. Besides, this gives you the chance to work on unified and harmonious characters, like a hippy or an alien or an elephant masturbator with a monocle on. You can make as many characters as you want, so as long as they are suitably fleshed-out. Then I pick my Fab Five Freddies and we'll be on our way.

[Varkarrus]

dat fanart :O

[Ashtastic]

> Nope.

> We cannot handle it.

> 3 more pages of character creation please!

[Chwoka]

> Nope.

> We cannot handle it.

> 3 more pages of character creation please!

I know you're afraid to drop this meaty hook of an adventure so far, but we have more important things to get on to! Like interior design! That's LIKE character creation, but with houses instead! Doesn't that sound exciting?!

[Aelyrin]

It sounds SO EXCITING.

He needs a gay guy living with him. Damian McQueen. He's a teen.
So each person comes with money? Give him $20k.
Maybe looks something like this:

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Except for I don't know what the "short" shirt would look like.

[Dalmationer]

we must put him in a house with five kids.

[Fii]

we must put him in a house with five cats.

[Ashtastic]

we must put him in a house with five komodo dragons.

[Lisawags]

I think I got all of it.

[Crowstone]

>cat :3

(nothing has happened but this is very funny!!!!)

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TARA SMITH! She is a very kind old lady, who even though she is poor would gladly help you out in anyway she can. Since she is also very clever, she can probably help you out. She'll find out. No one ever goes to her though because she is completely soaked in tar and is also dead.

[Chwoka]

we must put him in a house with five kids.

Any specifics, or should I just run with a gaggle of identical gray-skinned personality-less children?

[Chwoka]

we must put him in a house with five cats.

Oh so it's cats you all want then! And no dogs, because seriously, FUCK dogs, right?!




Here's all the tools you need to make cats. You may notice there's no personality section. This is because all cats are automatically hedonistic assholes.

If you need me, I'll be on the crapper.

[Jacquerel]

Kitten
NAME: Poptart
Black and White everything

[Reecer6]

First name: A
Last Name: Troll
Gender: Female
Skin: Gray
Age: Kid
Money: $15,000
Shirt: Long, Black
Pants: Long, Gray
Shoes: Black
Hair: 4th on the top row
Facial Hair: 1st on the top row (none)
Sunglasses: YES!
INT: 18
SEX: 5
SHY: 10
IMP: 7
CHA: 5
NIC: 0

[MiniBurton]

Kitten
NAME: Poptart
Black and White everything

I'm 0k with this....

ok I had too much fun while doing this so I got 2 peoples...I no has tablet so I'll just post the game info under spoilers so I dont stretch the post out lol

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Jack Ramirez
Cash- 15,000
Male Young Adult
Light tan (the 6th skin option)
Short purple sleeve shirt
Hair b6 & 1a Dark Brown
Long black pants
Shoes black
Stats
Cha-12
Int-10
Shy-7
Imp-0
Nic-0
Sex-16

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Emilio Gomez
Cash- 5,000
Male Young Adult
Brown (7th skin option)
Short sleeve lime green shirt
hair 8a & 1a Ginger
Short teal shorts
shoes blue
Stats
Cha-2
Int-14
Shy-2
Imp-9
Nic-11
Sex-7

hope you like them!

[karkat_rules]

Kitten
Name: Jack Sparrow
Age: Kitten
Color: Rainbow colors all over

[KawaiiMelon]

okay, okay, check this guy out



okay im kind of tired right now

[Chwoka]

Kitten
NAME: Poptart
Black and White everything

First name: A
Last Name: Troll
Gender: Female
Skin: Gray
Age: Kid
Money: $15,000
Shirt: Long, Black
Pants: Long, Gray
Shoes: Black
Hair: 4th on the top row
Facial Hair: 1st on the top row (none)
Sunglasses: YES!
INT: 18
SEX: 5
SHY: 10
IMP: 7
CHA: 5
NIC: 0

This young troll stands in his character creation tool. It just so happens that today, August 4th, 2011, is this troll's wiggling today or whatever. Though it was 6 solar sweeps ago he was given a name, it is only today he shall become a man, at least according to Troll Jews, which are totally a thing. And what is that name?



...



PERFECT.

Your name is GRAY KID. Your skills include, but are not limited to. Your chumpestertrollirchandletagname is arduousPalpatations and you, have, and alway's, alway's, will, have, used all your, comma's, and, apo'strophe's, in the right, place's,

Yeah so I modded a couple of horns in. So what? I just had to open up the game files in MSPaint and add four orange pixels. Just nobody use that hairstyle in black on a kid anymore, okay?

[Chwoka]

god DAMN how cool can you even BE

(the answer is 18 CHA)



Cindy, as can be intuited by her stats, is a beast. How do you think she got her 10k.

Emilio Gomez
Cash- 5,000
Male Young Adult
Brown (7th skin option)
Short sleeve lime green shirt
hair 8a & 1a Ginger
Short teal shorts
shoes blue
Stats
Cha-2
Int-14
Shy-2
Imp-9
Nic-11
Sex-7

And then I made this guy happen, because we have far too many impulsive, mean people. Even though he has atrocious color sense and an oddly Mexican name.

And then there was one...

[ch00_bakka]

Name: Norman Worthington Farnsworth Skeffington-Norton XVIII
Male
Cash: 50K
Age: Adult
Skin: 2nd.
Shirt: Long, grey
Pants: Long, grey
Shoes: Black
Hair: 2nd on top row
Facial hair: 3rd on 3rd row
Cha:8
Int:14
Shy:9
Imp:10
Nic:0
Sex:4