Like everything in this Universe, things start... Somewhere. Somehow. When they start is not important. Not in this case.
Things don't look as nice as we hoped for.
Things have never been better.
This is our story, from the very beginning...
A boy is sitting in front of his computer. Before you "become" this boy, you must first know a... Couple of things.
Today is the 16-th of August. It is a bit cloudy, though quite nice outside. In a moment, we are going to give this busy looking boy various silly names for him to either laugh at or throw out his window in a cool kid manner. It would likely be quite funny and people may or may not laugh. He will just roll his eyes and deal with it. Because this is how things start. Everything needs a proper start. This is ours.
For the sake of keeping to the plot of the story, lets not waste any more time, shall we?
Now. What is this young boy's name?
(Note: Keep an eye out for spoilers. There's IMPORTANT INFORMATION in them.)
>Name that boy already!