adultTrapped: A Story of Sixteen Souls

[Lubiniki]

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Not updated, could use a bit of a touch up, but...

Mirror. :U

Like everything in this Universe, things start... Somewhere. Somehow. When they start is not important. Not in this case.

Sometimes...



Things don't look as nice as we hoped for.

Other times...



Things have never been better.

This is our story, from the very beginning...


















A boy is sitting in front of his computer. Before you "become" this boy, you must first know a... Couple of things.

Today is the 16-th of August. It is a bit cloudy, though quite nice outside. In a moment, we are going to give this busy looking boy various silly names for him to either laugh at or throw out his window in a cool kid manner. It would likely be quite funny and people may or may not laugh. He will just roll his eyes and deal with it. Because this is how things start. Everything needs a proper start. This is ours.

For the sake of keeping to the plot of the story, lets not waste any more time, shall we?

Now. What is this young boy's name?

>_

(Note: Keep an eye out for spoilers. There's IMPORTANT INFORMATION in them.)

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The title is a reference to AdultStuck. Soon enough, you will find out more about this. >:] But for now, I plan on being mysterious and whatnot.

First clue: ASRPFV=ATASOSS.
Helpful links: Coming soon!

>Name that boy already!

[Ruki]

> Dragon Deathbane

> Canadian Idiot

> Rick Thunderbolt

> Robert Richards

[Taveena]

Zed Zed Tops.

[ShadowOfFate]

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Jegus I'm reading this at 4 in the morning. That first image scared the shit out of me. T-T

>Drake Snarfblood
>The Great Shapperflupper

[Lubiniki]

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Jegus I'm reading this at 4 in the morning. That first image scared the shit out of me. T-T

My job here... Is done. *walks into the sunrise*


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaagh... *busts into flames and dies from dehydration* /joking

[The NL Penguin]

Names: Drake Richards.

Eric Darrum.

Commands:

>Fondly regard stats.

>Check Sylladex and Specibi.

>Tell us about hobbies and interests.

> Check Chumroll.

[slitheringRemnant]

> Archibald Van Wilkinsins
> Steve Stevenson
> Ricky Martin

[randomEncounter]

>John Strider

[The Long Man]

Stridebert Davejohn
Farmstink Lightvolt
Colin Guthrie von Archibald the fifth, esquire.
Wing Wong wagglenuts

[Turrnip]

Buttmunch McGee

Bonerface Bobby

[slitheringRemnant]

Neville Shepard.

[karmicOnion]

Captain Benny Jennson

[pimudragonfeline]

Sarcastic Irons.
Raen Zen.
Hipsterrrrrrr Geeeek.

[SiriusBusiness]

TAVROS FAPS ASS

[kaoticAntagonist]

ZZ Top

[Lubiniki]

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So... Sorry for lack of updates for a while there. I have no excuses. Hope you at least enjoy this update!

>Captain Benny Jennson



Yarrgh! You're gonna be a pirate!



... On second thought, you know someone who would be a much better pirate than you, so you put the pirate hat away.



>Sarcastic Irons
>Hipster Geek
>Canadian idiot



Hahahaha! Nice one. Not getting int-

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot!
Don't want to be some bear swillin' hockey nut.
And do I look like some frostbitten horsehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Ze-

... Actually...
You'd rather sing something else.


>Archibald Van Wilkinsins
>Colin Gurthrie von Archibald the fifth, esquire.
>The Great Shapperflupper
>Dragon Deathbane



Those sound pretty awesome, actually (though the last one makes you laugh). Like, you're a character in a game or something.

That last name is so metal. You are actually reminded of one of your friends... Pirate metal. He linked you to a clip of Alestorm and it was SO METAL. Which in your dictionary probably is a synonym for awesome. You can't help but decide and listen to some right now. You take a few minutes trying to sing as well.

You try and call yourself that... But that is not your name. Dammit.



>Buttmunch McGee
>Farmstink Lightvolt
>ZZ Top



No. Just... No.



>Bonerface Bobby
>Wing Wong wagglenuts
>Zed Zed Tops



IT IS ZEE, NOT ZED! ARGHNGHHRRRRGHNGHN!!!

You rage for a while. Serves you right for trying to choose Dragon Deathbane as a name.



>Striderbert Davejohn



Ooookay, no. Not going with that one either. That's sort of a stretch. Aren't there any actually, you know. Normal names?





>Drake Snarfblood
>Drake Richards



Finally, some normal sounding names!... Sort of. You like the name Drake. Very much.



... But you have the weird feeling someone is not going to be very happy about this... So you look at the other names.



>Ricky Martin
>John Strider



Ha. You wish! Sadly, you don't think you should be named after a celeberty or, in the second case, a derpy+cool kid combo. Yes, you know about Homestuck. As well as Hivebent. More on that... Later.



>Rick Thunderbolt
>Robert Richards
>Eric Darrum
>Steve Stevenson
>Neville Shepard
>Raen Zen



Alright, those... Aren't that bad, you suppose. They sound normal enough. But... Which one to choose?



>Choose Eric Darrum



Your name is Eric Darrum.

Now, Eric, what do you do?

>_

(Note: Accepting commands as well as questions and other actiony things. Introduction, interests and so on will be done... Later.)
Image used: http://tinyurl.com/3aokr72


>Next

[The NL Penguin]

So... with regards to questions.. Sup? What are you up to?

And for commands:
>ED : Examine surroundings.
Pester one of your totally AWE-- METAL friends.

[Taveena]

Seconding Examine Surroundings.

[karmicOnion]

>Eric: Pester one of your friends

Alternatively

>Eric: Stand on your head and sing about friendship

[satiricSaunter]

:P

>Eric: Do the barrel roll

[Ruki]

> Eric: Examine surroundings.

> Eric: Also, push up glasses in an extraordinarily cool manner. Because obviously if the narration is on you, something big and cool is about to go down!

[The NL Penguin]

> Eric: Also, push up glasses in an extraordinarily cool manner. Because obviously if the narration is on you, something big and cool is about to go down!

Seconding. XP

[slitheringRemnant]

>Eric: Mourn the loss of your anonymity.

[Lubiniki]

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Since I would be gone (and with no internet) for a week or more soon, I would not update for that period of time. Instead, I will wait for more commands and start on the update when I get back. You all have a week. >:] Get on it, boys and girls!

[The Long Man]

Eric: examine surroundings.
>wonder why you bother talking to some of your insane friends.