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    CASTELOCKED: eridan's adventures in hypnosis 101





    Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR.

    Today is your WRIGGLING DAY, the sixth one you have suffered through on this GODFORSAKEN PLANET, but it isn't exactly a reason to celebrate. Not when you're... well, who you are. You sit at an awkward point of the HEMOSPECTRUM, the caste system that rules your ALIEN SOCIETY, and you hide your blood color in order to not draw attention to yourself. You live in a COMMUNAL HIVESTEM on the outskirts of a pretty dirty town where you seclude yourself away with your CODES.

    Ah, yes. Your codes. You are an avid HACKER AND CODER, hiding from the outside world and immersing yourself in the digital one. You're too poor to afford any fancy mindframes or psionic bees or anything like that, so you salvage OLD TELEVISIONS and HUSKTOPS from rubbish tips and wire them up instead. Despite your best efforts, your hive is a GODDAMN MESS. Much like your hair.

    You have just finished the code for a MULTIPLAYER GAME that your, well... your former MOIRAIL sent you. But you're not exactly sure what to do with it. In fact, you're not really sure what to do right now! Perhaps some omnipotent voice will tell you what to do?

    Regardless, your trollTag is temperedAnemia, and you can't avoiid thpeakiing or typiing wiith your thomewhat thevere liithp.


    (welp, first fanventure. i am sure i am going to mess this up terribly somehow. please do not be alarmed if updates change from my bad spriting to my bad artwork without warning.)

    Updates will happen WHENEVER I DON'T KNOW ARARARARA ARRRRARRRHGH FEED ME SEYMOUR

    TV TROPES PAGE OH MY GOODNESS ME



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    FANART!!!
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    >Look out the window.
    PRETEND THIS NEVER EXISTED OH GOD OKAY BYE

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    > Taste the slime leaking out of one of the cables.

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    > Show your pretty eyes
    Hey there.

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    >Look out the window.


    Would you look at that! Something is on fire, YET AGAIN. You idly wonder how many trolls have died from what is obviously yet another lowblood arson attempt, and turn back to more important matters.

    > Taste the slime leaking out of one of the cables.


    Wow, no. You are not doing this. SOPOR SLIME would do nothing but make you giggly for the next few hours, and it rots your thinkpan anyway. You have no UNCONTROLLABLE MURDEROUS TENDENCIES to repress anyway, so you have absolutely no reason to ingest it! Seriously.

    > Show your pretty eyes


    A. No.
    B. No.
    C. Fuck no.

    Glasses stay on. Forever. And ever. No questions. You don't like what happens when the glasses go off.
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    Re: Bloodswapped

    >The symbols Sollux, what do they mean

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    > It's because you have Nic Cage eyes, isn't it
    > It's okay, we'll accept you
    > Take off your shades
    Hey there.

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    >The symbols Sollux, what do they mean


    GLAD YOU ASKED!

    You are very eager to talk about these. After all, they are related to your MAGNUM OPUS, the best thing you have ever coded in your life. You took the strange writings and HIEROGLYPHS your former moirail found in a bizarre UNDERWATER TEMPLE and turned them into a fully functional game, one with REVOLUTIONARY MECHANICS, and you believe that this game might just be the thing to finally bring your shattered friends group BACK TOGETHER.

    From what you can tell, the crocodiles and the turtles are companions of some sort, while the FROG is vastly important. It appears to tie the entire game together! You have spent the last sweep decoding and recoding and compiling the mechanics of this game and you are just about ready to distribute it out to the ELEVEN FRIENDS you were going to... play... with...



    ...oh. You guess that number is just ten now. Since she... died. And all.

    You really miss your MOIRAIL. You wish you could have shared what you found with her. She would have been SO INTERESTED.

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    > Exposition on the death of your moirail

    > Be interrupted by LUSUSSSSSSSSSSS D<

    > Go physically assault your caretaker

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    >man up, get a new moirail and taunt your kismesis!

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    > Sad memories, schmad memories. How are you going to piece your gang together if you don't pester at least one of them?
    Hey there.

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    Re: Bloodswapped

    >Examine writing on drapes.

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    > It's because you have Nic Cage eyes, isn't it
    > It's okay, we'll accept you
    > Take off your shades


    What.

    > Exposition on the death of your moirail


    ...You're... not really sure you want to talk about it. Not yet. It's taken you a while to come to terms with the fact that she's even dead, but the way she was killed still MAKES YOU QUEASY.

    > Be interrupted by LUSUSSSSSSSSSSS D<
    > Go physically assault your caretaker


    Yeaaah, uh, about that. You sort of, well. You ought to explain. Your lusus was always particularly ornery, unusually so for his species: you would say that he was CRABBY, but he wasn't actually a crab. He was a biclops! A biclops who shared the same trait as you: YOUR EYES ARE THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOOD. Talk about an inconvenient mutation.

    Due to this, he was always paranoid about you being KILLED due to your hemospectrum position. He encouraged you to hide away, to conceal your secret at any costs. But one night... well, he just went too far. He must have realized that his eyes drew suspicion and GOUGED THEM BOTH OUT before attempting to do the same to you. You knew what he was thinking, and you knew that ultimately it was a misguided attempt to PROTECT YOU.

    But you had to PUT HIM DOWN.

    In hindsight, maybe you were a bit hasty to do it. You felt bad about doing it, you really did- he was crazed, but he just wanted to protect you. Maybe you were a bit too influenced by a CERTAIN FRIEND. What's done is done, though. You have no lusus any more.

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    > Go talk to your "friends", attempt to recruit for the GAME you've ruinscoded. In particular, go talk to the one who is kind of MUSTARDY.

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    >man up, get a new moirail and taunt your kismesis!


    Look at this mess. You already had your red emotional state ruined by your MOIRAIL / RED CRUSH dying (although you will admit, you've actually managed to get over the flushed status), your last attempt at auspisticing didn't end well, and you have never actually felt enough non-platonic hate for a kismesis! You are sure this is the way things are going to be forever, and you will never have any quadrant changes in the future, because surely nothing interesting will happen in the future.

    Moving on.

    >Examine writing on drapes.


    Yeahhhh. Well. Let's just say you have a certain friend who doesn't understand PERSONAL SPACE. And likes to leave their mark any way they can... whether that's by replacing your furniture with things in the mustard yellow they have for BLOOD, or scribbling stuff all over your possessions in GREY PAINT. Where the hell did that even come from? Isn't paint supposed to be made of CULLED WIGGLERS? You don't question the things your friend does any more.

    > Sad memories, schmad memories. How are you going to piece your gang together if you don't pester at least one of them?
    > Go talk to your "friends", attempt to recruit for the GAME you've ruinscoded. In particular, go talk to the one who is kind of MUSTARDY.


    You know what? Sure. Sure thing.



    -- temperedAnemia [TA] began trolling gastronomicCheat [GC] --


    What now...?
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    > Let's see your list of idiots"friends."

    > Also troll your other close-ish buddies, like your exclusively ornery bro.

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    > : Accidentally bring up folder of "Hunk Rump."
    > : Send a certain troll misleading links to Hoofbeast Pornography.
    > : Be momentarily hacked by some athhole using your symbol and a different blood color. Now he's gone. Mutht be a glitch.
    > : (Or is it?)

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    > Let's see your list of idiots"friends."


    Welcome to the madhouse. You would draw in lines indicating WHO HATES WHO, but it would honestly take too much time.

    > Also troll your other close-ish buddies, like your exclusively ornery bro.
    --- temperedAnemia [TA] began trolling commandingGenetics [CG] ---


    That went about as well as you expected.

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    > To whom are you referring when you speak of that nookwhiff?

    > Shriek like a screechbeast and bleed in your recuperacoon.

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    > : Accidentally bring up folder of "Hunk Rump."
    > : Send a certain troll misleading links to Hoofbeast Pornography.
    > : Be momentarily hacked by some athhole using your symbol and a different blood color. Now he's gone. Mutht be a glitch.
    > : (Or is it?)

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    > : Accidentally bring up folder of "Hunk Rump."
    > : Send a certain troll misleading links to Hoofbeast Pornography.
    > : Be momentarily hacked by some athhole using your symbol and a different blood color. Now he's gone. Mutht be a glitch.
    > : (Or is it?)


    >Talk to the one who likes musclebeasts.


    This mysterious character wishes to step out of the introductory sequence and establish they are offended by this slight against their person. They are certain this rudeness refers to them and they are tired of people's lewd insinuations about their character! Just because they are unnaturally strong does not mean they have to be fetishistic about strength. They are so amazingly offended.

    Now they will step back, to be introduced as the side character they are when the time is right.

    > To whom are you referring when you speak of that nookwhiff?
    > Shriek like a screechbeast and bleed in your recuperacoon.
    "That nookwhiff", as your ornery bro so tenderly calls them, is the HEIR TO THE THRONE. They have the highest blood ever seen in a troll, but their personality... leaves something to be desired. You personally don't mind them, but a certain indigo-blood with a hemospectrum allegiance is pretty displeased at their lack of a spine. Either way, they'll be playing SGRUB eventually.

    And that second command is dumb! Dumb dumb dumb! YOU WOULD NEVER FOLLOW SUCH A STUPID ORDER!



    You sort of slide into your recuperacoon sans-bleeding instead and promptly wonder why the fuck you did that.

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    Troll/Pass On code to abyssAdventurer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunder Reign View Post
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    I Think he's canon!Gamzee's purple, but the colours on the ChumpRoll are wrong .w.

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