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    Deciding to walk in and settle down is...



    Wait.

    Who is this?
    I don't know.
    Well, looks like the cafe has another visitor. One of green blood and wierd looking detatched sleeves. They stop well at the wrist though, so it's not silly looking.

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    Oh look, it's this guy.

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    Yup she's bored. Someone entertain her? Plox?

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    You pause the game again and look at the two new arrivals. A greenblood and Fragor... Hmm.. You don't think Fragor like you too much, but the greenblood LOOKS friendly... Then again, looks can be deceiving... Oh what the hell. You walk over to the greenblood.

    Hello, miss. I am Varnak Cadrom. Are you new 7o 7he Cafe? Wha7 is your name?

    You say all that with a welcoming smile.
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    | W-ll th-n. You h+v- m+d- +n -xc-ll-nt st+rt on th-ir p+ym-nts. I +m not sur- how I c+n -v-r th+nk you for your h-lp with this m+tt-r. Do not h-sit+t- to c+ll on m- for +ssist+nc-. |

    The only thing running through his think pan is

    REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE

    | For now, I sh+ll t+k- my l-+v- with th-m. I h+v- som- fri-nds who would wish to +id m- in th-r- p+ym-nt. Do cont+ct d-structiv-lyB+l+nc-d should you -v-r n--d m-. |

    And with that, he bows his way out to drag the two trolls back to Owlie's hive for some ol' fashioned TORTURE. We can all safely assume it was not pretty.

    Finally he can go back to being a brown blood jeez.
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    Her face slightly beams to the troll introducing him to her.

    Oh-, you're^ a^ kind- one^.
    My^ name^ is- Litmen-. Litmen- Akwenn-.
    I'm-... certainly^ here^ for- the^ first- time^. yes-


    She seems to be putting -s where her word ends with a consonant, and ^s where they end in vowels, or ys even in circumstances where they would not count as vowels.

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    Nice 7o mee7 ya, Li7men. Would ya like some7hin' 7o drink? Haha! Oh, and welcome 7o 7he Cafe'.

    You call out 5 and your TSP vanishes into your Sylladex...
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    They're yoursz for the payingsz! Except the in~formation broker, I culled that mother~glubber on the szpot. He earned it!
    No need to thank me, it'sz what I would do for any of my little lapdogsz! Beszidesz, eyeballsz make the NEATESZT SZOUNDSZ! They really have a nice szquiszhy szquelch to them when you pull them out! Oh, it wasz juszt the moszt delightful little szound.
    You can glub at me at urchinsEmbodiment! Good luck miszter Fiszha! Er, Fiszsza! Er, ah GLUB DAMN IT. Fissa! Right! Bye!


    She takes a seat and begins playing little games with the eyeballs that are still just sort of
    sitting on the table

    (( OHOHO SO THAT IS HIS BLOOD COLOR ohohoho yes ))

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    I^ don't- see^ why^ not-. I'm- in- here^, I'll- have^ one^.
    Just- a^ white^ coffee^ for- now-.


    She sounds like the kind of person who would be easily humble. Sounds like it anyway.

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    A whi7e coffee? Wha7's 7ha7?

    You order that for her and a Coca-Trolla for yourself.
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    It's- just- a^ coffee^ with- milk- in- it-.
    I'm- not- keen- on- black-.
    Thank- you^ anyway^. Varnak-.


    She holds the cup in one hand. It looks slightly unfitting what with her wierd get-up.

    So-.
    What's- this- place^ like^?


    The oblivious curiosity might start pushing a few buttons on who this Litmen is.
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    Welp. Xnavia leave, she'll be back later. Probably.

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    you walk into the cafe in a rather good mood and sit down at a table leaning on the chair and putting your feet on the table

    nice boots
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    Claste's still here just hanging out and drinking his drinks. He hasn't done so yet though so he pulls out his icepick and starts cleaning it.

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    Ya are welcome, Li7men. Well, 7his place is a bi7 spon7anious. Some days i7s packed wi7h 7rolls and o7her days i7 is pre77y much like 7his... I come here abou7 everyday. Also, figh7s do come up from 7ime 7o 7ime, so make sure ya are prepared...

    You sip your Coke some...
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    Oh that ice pick looks mighty fine, Mr. Claste. Rizari shouts at him:

    How szharp isz that thing? Do you have any szparesz???

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    Coffin walks in, cracking his knuckles, and leans against a wall. He doesn't do much else but loom.
    You know you want to suggest.

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    "Fights" seemed to tick her wrongly for some reason. Honestly, she shouldn't be surprised.

    Hmm-. Okay-, it's- no^ problem-.
    I've^ handled- my- share^ before^, I^ will- say^ that- much-.


    She chugged down her coffee a bit.
    Interesting. Her share, what could that suggest?

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    Hmm...a seadweller covered in blood..and..other things. That's weird. Claste pauses for a moment and pulls out his second icepick.



    Honk, sharp enough to go through someones thinkpan, Honk. Honk,..do you want one, Honk?

    Asking only since she wondered if he had spares.
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    "Her share"? Hmm...
    >Varnak: Investigate

    Wha7 do you mean "your share" exac7ly?

    You ever get the feeling someone else is pulling your strings besides me?
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    THAT SHARP? What a pretty little piece of equipment he has there. She leaps up and bounds over to his table, staring in wonder at the ice picks he holds. She can't decide which one's sharper.

    You'd juszt GIVE one to me? You aren't szeriousz, are you? I wouldn't relinquish szome~thing that nice with~out being dead firszt! Glub!

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    Kantia skips on in to the cafe. She spots Claste and wanders over to his table. She sits across from him and eagerly awaits him to finish with the seadweller.

    ----------


    Treyya awakens from the terrible nightmares she had from not going to sleep in a coon.

    She continues staring outside the cafe. She seems lost in thought.

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    He is now glancing around.



    always

    watching
    You know you want to suggest.

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    Well she certainly seems excited.



    Honk, it seems you like sharp things very much, Honk. Honk, is it related to the stuff attached to you, Honk?

    And then a subjugglator, Claste gives Kantia a small wave but still focuses on Rizari.
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    And since I haven't been here in a while,



    Highblood that looks like she got thrown up on by the Gl'bgolyb. Dude with horneyebrows. Fish with slinkies on his arms. That one guy that she remembers vaguely who tried to shove a polearm in her face, and that one subjuggalator. Lovely. Nutela just goes to a booth, kicks up her feet, and slams a M. Droog.

    There is no reason in particular why she is here.

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