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    Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4: wwhat is lovve

    Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4
    wwhat is lovve
    6A6Y D9N'T CULL ME
    dont cullll me pllease cod



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    The Adventures of Eridan Ampora Cuvier Safiro hakuba dahaag who is a rainbow drinker and graceful and mysterious and aloof and also very beautiful and smells like roses and is aloof and graceful and mysterious and also a rainbow drinker too and is both loveless and hateless because she will never meet her one true love and also did i mention she is a rainbow drinker

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    How to Not Fill Your Quadrants

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    Rebels and Cultists and Wheel Legs, Oh My!

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    You All Meet in a Karaoke Bar

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    SUBjugglatorWAY: Eat Fresh

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    The Bananas and Pop Tarts are Ours

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    NEW THREAD EPIC TIMES!

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    Nepeta: Be knight. Rescue princess.


    You're trying, you're trying!

    You just pity Eridan so much. You wish there was something you could do to make him feel better. Anything!

    i
    i dont understand
    it wwas goin so wwell
    wwasnt it

    It...
    It was, Eridan.
    You're one of my clawsest and best furriends, and...
    I want to be more than that fur you, but...
    just not in a flushed way.

    but
    wwe
    wwevve been talkin for swweeps
    almost evvery day
    wwhy didnt that...

    I know, and I love talking to you, I do!
    I love getting to hair about your life, and helping you.
    Eridan, really. :((

    oh
    cod
    i
    i just
    wwhat am i gonna do noww
    my flushed quadrants still empty and the drones wwill be comin for me...

    Eridan, you're not alone.
    I can help you. I WANT to help you.
    I'm actually purretty good at this sort of thing. I'll help you find someone purrfect. :33

    but
    i ww
    i wwont find anyone
    ill nevver find anyone

    Yes you WILL!! I'm here for you. We'll make it happen. Together.
    Right?

    sure...
    ...
    ...
    ... I...
    Eridan...
    It's ok.

    but
    nep
    i lovve you
    so much

    Eridan, I'm sorry.
    its true
    I know it is, but...
    reely
    Eridan... :((
    ...
    glub


    With everything you say, he gets a little bit more upset.

    i just...
    wwhy
    wwhy does this alwways happen to me
    wwhy does nothing evver go right

    It's...
    It's purrobably just...
    bad luck

    ...
    luck?




    This is the first time he's looked at you so far.

    You give him a reassuring smile. He's trembling a bit less now, and you think he's stopped crying. This is good!

    ...
    go to shell

    What? :OO
    Eridan, wh--

    fuck you nep
    you think i cant sea wwhat youre doin?!

    Eridan, what's--
    GET THE FUCK OFF ME!



    WWHO THE FUCK DO YOU SINK YOU ARE
    TREATIN ME LIKE YOUR RAIL
    LIKE SOME FUCKIN GRUB
    LIKE YOURE GONNA MAKE EVVERYTHIN BE OK IF YOU CUDDLE THE GRUB LONG ENOUGH
    IS THAT WWHAT I AM TO YOU

    Eridan, NO, of course not!
    I just--
    I want to HELP you, that's all I--

    NO YOURE JUST RUBBIN IT IN MY GILLS
    FIRST YOU MOIRAIL ZONE ME AND THEN YOU TRY TO MOVVE IN WWHEN IM UPSET AND
    AND START A FUCKIN
    FEELINGS JAM WWITH ME
    WWHO THE FUCK CARES WWHAT ERIDAN GLUBBIN AMPORA WWANTS
    IF HES CONSENTIN TO THIS FEELINGS JAM OR JUST HAVVIN IT FORCED ON HIM
    LETS JUST TAKE WWHAT WWE WWANT FROM HIM
    ITS NOT LIKE HES GOT FUCKIN FEELINGS
    HES GOT A THINK PAN LIKE A FISH
    HELL PROBABLY FORGET THIS IN TWWO MINUTES RIGHT

    ERIDAN! You KNOW I don't f33l that way about you! I--
    I really just--
    Cod, I want to HELP you Eridan, I--

    wwhat
    are you
    sayin cod for

    What? It...
    just slipped out, I've b33n talking to you all night--

    you
    are
    no
    sea
    dwweller

    I--
    so SHUT THE SHELL UP
    and STOP TRYIN TO TALK LIKE YOURE ONE A US
    because you are NOT
    and youre NEVVER gonna be
    so you just keep your ignorant fuckin mouth shut
    and keep your dirty land dwwellin hands off a me
    and
    and...
    ...
    g-glub


    > Eridan: She put you in the pale zone.


    You are feeling furious like you have NEVER BEEN FURIOUS BEFORE AND NEVER WILL BE AGAIN.

    In fact, you are so furious that you are about to do something very, very stupid. There is no point tryng to resist it, you simply will not succeed. The stupidity is crashing toward you like a motherfucking meteor.

    What are you about to do?

    ... As if there is any question.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4: wwhat is lovve

    >Eridan: Unleashed the stupidity before it consumes you.

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    >DO THE STUPID THING.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4: wwhat is lovve

    >Eridan: Cry like a little wriggler.

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    >Cry some moar!!!!

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4: wwhat is lovve

    > Fire Ahab's Crosshairs in random directions.

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4: wwhat is lovve

    >Eridan: She put you in the friends zone. Time to put her in the dead zone.

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    >Eridan: Quite logically point out that she HAS a moirail and so does she, so putting him in the moirailzone is HOOFBEASTSHIT.

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    > Eridan: Cry like a wiggler.


    No.

    Crying is no longer useful.

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    >Seahorsedad: Still there? Make things even worser.

    EDIT: God damn I got ninja'd by another update.
    >Nothing out of the ordinary.

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    >Eridan: Do what needs to be done here.

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    >Nepeta: RUN. RUN AWAY.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4: wwhat is lovve

    Shoot yourself, instead.

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    >Impale self.
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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4: wwhat is lovve

    >Feferi: Defuse situation without anyone getting killed

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    >Eridan: Do NOT put her in the dead zone. That's a bad idea. Your worst yet. And lets face it, you've had some PRETTY bad ideas in the past. Go sit in the corner and look at your life. Look at your choices!

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    >Feferi and Jadzia: BIG DAMN HEROES MOMENT!

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    >Abscond

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4: wwhat is lovve

    Quote Originally Posted by ckret2
    >She put you in the pale zone
    >Put her in the dead zone.

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    >Eridan: Then put yourself in the dead zone if you do that to Nepeta.

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    > Eridan: Monologue
    > Nepeta: Abscond while he's monologuing

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    Re: Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4: wwhat is lovve

    >Eridan: dead zone dead zone dead zone

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    Strike her down, and you will demonstrate that you were never fit for love of any sort, let alone hers.
    >Eridan: Cease your fickle, desperate ways, and make an appropriately old-fashioned oath to win her heart (her heart, dammit, not her diamond) or die trying. The spear is probably for swearing a blood oath. Or something.

    Ultimately: >Eridan: Don't be a huge douchebag. Please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deflare View Post
    Strike her down, and you will demonstrate that you were never fit for love of any sort, let alone hers.
    >Eridan: Cease your fickle, desperate ways, and make an appropriately old-fashioned oath to win her heart (her heart, dammit, not her diamond) or die trying. The spear is probably for swearing a blood oath. Or something.

    Ultimately: >Eridan: Don't be a huge douchebag. Please?
    This

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