Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4: wwhat is lovve

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Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4
wwhat is lovve
6A6Y D9N'T CULL ME
dont cullll me pllease cod


image thanks to Zrcalo

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The Adventures of Eridan Ampora Cuvier Safiro hakuba dahaag who is a rainbow drinker and graceful and mysterious and aloof and also very beautiful and smells like roses and is aloof and graceful and mysterious and also a rainbow drinker too and is both loveless and hateless because she will never meet her one true love and also did i mention she is a rainbow drinker

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How to Not Fill Your Quadrants

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Rebels and Cultists and Wheel Legs, Oh My!

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You All Meet in a Karaoke Bar

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SUBjugglatorWAY: Eat Fresh

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The Bananas and Pop Tarts are Ours

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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

Now with 100% more Cuvier! 50% more crack theories!

Notice: fourth wall still under reconstruction

Notice #2: there are officially two rules for commenting:
1) Don't spam up the thread and cause it to fill up faster than it needs to
2) To decide whether a comment breaks rule 1 or not, use common sense.

Discussion thread found here.
(IMPORTANT NOTICE!!! If your comment isn't directly related to BtSDLb, or if it's part of what's turning into a long discussion, it goes in the discussion thread. Exceptions are made for fanart, which is always welcome in the main thread, and wigglers, who should always introduce themselves so I can coo over them. I apologize for the inconvenience of having the discussion thread on another forum, but the mods are adamant. It only takes a minute to register.)
First thread found here.
Second thread found here.
Third thread found here.
Mirror found here.
(NOTE: The mirror has had missing images, text, and pages in the past. Although recently cleaned up, it may still have some errors.)
Tumblr found here.
Formspring found here.
TVTropes page found here.
Fanart found BELOW:

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Note: The img tags have been replaced with URL tags because otherwise there are too many images on this page. Just click the links to see the pics.

All fanart from thread #1 helpfully collected by rje, who is a hero.

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>Imperial Fleet officer: Fondly regard attack plans

You can hardly regard this chart fondly, mainly because it is just so crap, the purple smudge on the side is the blood of the stupid peasant who made this.

This chart shows the attack routes for all nearby rebelling colonies, Though Troll-Canada is crossed out after the pro-empire party was elected.

Godamnit, why do these fuckasses keep succeeding?!

Just stopping by to say YES I LOVE THIS ADVENTURE, the flipped hemospectrum is great

Fanart below the spoiler, I couldn't help myself

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Oh god those Gamzee eyes why can't I stop looking
Anyway have some fanart

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I really love this Fanventure. I couldn't resist drawing fanart.

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Also, I vandalised some old shades I had lying around.

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fanart attack

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Gamz...I brought you some food and an extra blanket. I'm, uh...I'm just going to leave it here, okay? You gotta eat...promise me you'll eat.

dOn'T nEeD fOoD bRoThEr...gOt SuStInEnCe oF tHe MoThErFuCkiN sOuL uP iN HeRe...GoT iT...aLl ArOuNd, fUcKiN RaInBoWs ...FeEdIn Me....

Just...
Just eat, Gamzee. I...I can't keep...
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I'll, uh, try to come back next week, okay? I can't promise anything, but, uh...

YoU'Re a NuMbEr OnE MoTheRfUcKiN SaInT BrOtHeR, HiTcH YoUr RiDe On tHiS sTaR...gOt YoUr NaMe oN iT...yOu AnD Me, We'Ll sHoOt SoMe sLiMe, RiDe tHe FuCkiN....SkY........

....Yeah. The sky.
Sure we will, Gamz. Sure we will.

in the meantime here have two characters doing the tango!

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A colored version by EpilepticWombat
Another colored version by catastrophicGenesis

dumping some moar fanart:

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(used official image as ref)
I will completely admit in front of God and everybody that Revolutionary Girl Utena [what was used in the game] is one of my favorite animes because of it's pure crack-filled bizarre amazingness
so based upon the most recent update, i just..idk I had to
but omg no more shojo style ever again, so freaking -hard- x_x

more picspamdump!
Soper is a Helluva Drug
aka a Moirail's Work is Never Done

Tavros is WAY used to dealing with SoberingUp!Gamzee
this was before he thought 'oh hey i can just cuff his ass down xD
(sorry if these are huge >_<)

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The second I read what the pickaxe was for I imagined this.

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THIS WAS NOT A WASTE OF TIME AT ALL C8
/Crawls away and continues pitying Gamzee

DERP FACES aka end of the thread fanart

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Thread 2 fanart
(NOTE: I didn't start collecting the fanart until part way through the thread, so some might still be missing.)

Do.. I.. uhh... against better judgment. I made something.

Here have a thing!
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m...quibrideSM.png

Fullsize:

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I've been following this story for a few weeks or so now; I'm really impressed, both by the quality of the story and the fast update rate. This adventure is quite honestly moving, and I'm glad to have discovered it.

So I made something for you, just to say thanks!

http://i.imgur.com/qJDG2.gif

OKAY.

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> Jadzia: begin babbling about how you're super happy to finally meet a witch and begin babbling on how Shaggy had always been right about your fate.

Also, I did this.

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Shitty Empress!Aradia is shitty.

@badassPinnacle That Aradia drawing is amazing.


I was sketching the other day and drew some fanart myself. Here is that. Gamzee, Equius, and Vriska:

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Ohhh. The motorized two wheel device.

Why would somebody think that was clown makeup?

Jadzia, Feferi: ride clown makeup two wheel device to Eridan.

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...Hmmmm...

Gamzee - The Muscle. Accidentally knocks people out with his juggling.
Nepeta - The Distraction. Accidentally monopolizes the guards' attention with her cuteness.
Sollux - The Hacker. Accidentally(?) knocks out the lights and opens all the doors while fucking with Eridan.
Jadzia - The Driver. Accidentally provides a swift getaway with her motorcycle.
Eridan - The Leader. Accidentally cobbles this mess into a working plan.

We can totally make this hapen.

The Troll A Team? I would watch it.

FTFY

As this is a lowly seablood adventurer the only appropriate crime heist movie would be this

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Also hi, big fan of the adventure, love it!

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Just so you know, I've spent perhaps the last four hours reading this whole fanadventure and I just love it to death and back. I adore the liberties you have taken with creating such new ideas and I LOVE the plot and the art and how adorable everything is, and i love how you've incorporated so many of my favorite ships into this, it's like you have been inside my head the whole time and i don't know what to do and i just want to cradle this whole thing in my arms and write sagas for it and draw masterpieces for it. I'm not even at the end of this thread, I still have some pages to go, but oh my god, I just wanted to let you know that I have just enjoyed this whole thing so much. You made me like things I didn't know I liked. You actually inspired me, too, to be a better writer and artist in general, and to stick to things when I start them {because oh my gog i don't want to KNOW how much of your time you have put into this, but that in itself is very admirable} and at this bout, I am just rambling, but my point remains, i want to stroke this thread tenderly and make love to it.

Sir and/or ma'am, consider your challenge accepted!

(Warning, image slightly large, as I don't feel like resizing it.)

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So, I remembered something about Equius being the block arranger when the Tetris thing was brought up. So I made this when I was bored:

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+--)This is rediculous. Why do I even hoove this?

Oh my god, I'm a whole thread late, somebody probably already did this, otherwise people have already forgotten about it, but anyway, here:



Also, this adventure is amazing and I love it. Ckret2, you're a really special gal.

I'm so trying to get something decent to illustrate this event. Well, if Nepeta doesn't get an attack of oppurrtunity on Eridan and moirail him while is defenceless. (and crush my little )

> Eridan : use crabdad antics to distract KK and elope at least.
> Karkat : sloppy makeout, now ! Then realize Nep is in your room and get into threshecutioner mode and hate yourself for that

@Strider : Since flushing emotions are a shade of pity, then Eridan has to pity Nepeta somehow to get a full reciprocical bond, I guess. Unless with refuge in audacity she does really turn into the knight. Hey Eridan, you just have to hope !

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Annnnnnd it's !!!

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(sorry, couldn't resist)

But I second the motion that Gamzee's religion officially be named the Cult Of The Clowns Of A Grim Persuasion That May Or May Not Be In Full Possession Of Their Mental Faculties.

I third this.

Also, Troll Jade is a jadeblood that's part of the Cult Of The Clowns Of A Grim Persuasion That May Or May Not Be In Full Possession Of Their Mental Faculties which is generally a lowblood cult, Troll Rose is a member of a Sea Dweller assassin squad that work for the goldbloods and Troll John seems to be a blue blooded member of The Sufferer's religion. So, is Troll Dave going to be a redblooded member of IRIS or something? xD

Edit but not really: Ninja'd by Ckret saying that Troll Dave might also be a clown cultist?

I fourth this. WITH PASSION

Also,

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> BP: kick more Aradia fanart into thread:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr....1N9CKs46oZw%3D

Gosh, I can't stop.

Thread 3 fanart
(NOTE: Most fanart from thread #3 helpfully collected by recklessBlather, who is also a hero.)

OT: FIDUSPAWN, GO! USE PROPOGATE!

GO GO FIDUSPAWN

TEE HEE?

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GUESS WHO'S GOT NEW FANART?
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...rc-d3kd969.png

You guess right.

Look what I made.

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> Sollux: Sing Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Matespritship
> Gamzee: Sing Welcome to the Dark Carnival by Troll Weird Al
[SS]

"When I wath a young grub
My luthuth took me into the thity
To thee a marching band..."

This is already hilarious.

Head canon forever, Sollux is a MCR MCM fan.

I regret nothing. Well besides someone with talent not getting to it before I butchered it.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-M...olluxohgog.png

....Yeah this isn't worth calling fanart. But it was an amusing hour.

so in thread #2 this happened:

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karkatVantas [KV] began trolling eridanAmpora [EA]

KV: I AM POUNCE DE LEON, PREY-STALKING, LETHAL PROWLER.
EA: I am a Cavvalreaper, horsaroni-mounted, feoline-stabbing.
KV: I AM TINKERBULL, HORSARONI-GORING, CAVALREAPER-THROWING.
EA: I am spidermom, tinkerbull-consuming, eight legged.
KV: I AM MINI-GL'BGOLYB, SPIDERMOM-DEVOURING, POISON-BEAKED.
EA: I am a musclebeast, Gl'bgolyb-crushing, heavvy-footed.
KV: I AM THE MOBIUS DOUBLE REACHAROUND, BUTCHER, VIRUS, ALL-LIFE CURSING.
EA: I am Alternia, space-floating, life nurturing.
KV: I AM THE RECKONING, ALL-EXPLODING … PLANET-CREMATING.
EA: I am the Univverse – all things encompassing, all life embracing.
KV: I AM Lrd English, WEARER OF THE CAIRO OVERCOAT.
KV: I AM THE DARK AT THE END OF EVERYTHING.
KV: THE END OF UNIVERSES, GODS, WORLDS… OF EVERYTHING.
KV: WHAT WILL YOU BE THEN, SCUMBLOOD?
EA: I am hope.
KV: WELL
KV: WELL, THEN, I AM...
KV:I AM...

karkatVantas [KV] ceased trolling eridanAmpora [EA]

...then this happened (it was supposed to be more impressive but i accidentally was drawing it at 7k x 5k px so my computer started freezing. also, drawing hero mode in a program with no fill tool is difficult! I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN):

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the cairo overcoat is REALLY HARD TO DO; eridan-being-hope being sgrub!but got tiger for some reason!but then al forgot the actual hood and just noticed it now oh great!eridan amuses me. IRONY.

i don't know if this counts as fanart? or what is up with karkat's hair, i have problems with his hair...

aaand now i have to draw my chemical matespritship. you are all terrible to my hands what with your inspirational weird jokes and stuff.

> Eridan: BE OKAY WITH IT BE OKAY WITH IT BE OKAY WITH IT
> Someone: walk in.

> Al: be awed by the update, tentatively present fanart as offering to this fic in general / this update / this thread

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> Aradia: be falling down all these spirit-things.

We're livin on the EDGE!
why do I have random song lyrics all over my head

but srsly that made me lol, hategrope xD

I made a thing! after the last update this was like, all I could think about o3o
(Xposted heh)
Spoilered for huge
(I think, it's huge as hell on my tiny notebook xD)

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full size - bluh bluh huge pic

(I need to draw more wimmins dangnabbit)

Sollux: Be watching. Critique the fight.

Seconding this, or Crabdad stepping in. Either could be good.

Also ohgog I am right with Eridan, soso uncomfortable

And your art is great rje :3

aw thank you!

I couldn't sleep so here's some more!

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I was just doodlin' here
but tryin to draw a few of the characters the way I see them...
yes I see Kar with dimples, what >3>

the ah Kayana one is like..xD what you do when you're lookin through a page of 30s, 40s & 50s movie stars bios for no real reason because it's 5 am and you can't sleep, and youre like omg you know what *points* she is TOTALLY Kayana
and then you attempt to draw it and make it hideous |D;;

Except just getting it up to 3 votes is quite enough to draw her attention to a command. After that point it's essentially mindless bandwagoning and it's far worse than the discussions in my opinion because at least those have THOUGHTS behind them.

quick fanart sketch so I don't feel like I'm spamming the thread:
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"that's quite high sis!"

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Re-post from the discussion thread
I should have given him a whale or a turtle, but this IS Cuvier we are talking about so <:3c

Oh, and >Karkat: Stop being on the losing end, already! Then again, nothing ever goes right for you

I FREAKING LOVE CUVIER SO MUCH I DREW HIM.

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Cuvier: YOU WILL NEVER FIND IRIS. NEVER.

I'm also encouraging everyone to go visit the memo.

because. er. this. they made me draw this.

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WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT!!!!!!

Doesn't that last update means....

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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

(More shity image edits, yay)

As promised:



Cuvier giving the same speech to Eridan he does all the new recruits of IRIS.

Inspired by this Formspring post.

>Strider: Get off your LAZY ASS and make that Irony pic you promised! >_<

Oh all right all right, here.
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Yeah I l know it's shitty. Shut up. =_=

Fan art:

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Moar Cuvier. He's a lot of fun to draw, I'll give you that.

X-posting from discussion thread to here:

OMG HEY LOOK ITS ERIDAN:

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>.<;; I need to fix the colouring from the waist down.

also...
HEY GUYS ITS LIKE PARTYTOWN ALL UP IN THE DISCUSSION THREAD.
YOU SHOULD JOIN.

EDIT: should I spoiler this?
edit: spoilered.

> casually slips non-related art into the thread

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There shall be fuckton of canon art now that my tablet is alive. CUVIER IS ON HIS WWAY

Thirding/fourthing the sweet loot gain.

So
I finished the Pirate Eridan lineart
Complete with Ahab's Crosshairs! lD

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I'm already colouring it, but I just wanted to share it~ ouo
also what is anatomy

/pchooooo/

Here I drew fanart.

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Wow, these last batch of updates were awesome... actually this whole fanadventure is awesome
I actually made an account to post here, but then chickened out 'cuz I couldn't think of any decent commands... Then I found another thread to post in so I'm not exactly a wiggler anymore :0
Anyway, I didn't magically grow an ability to think of decent commands, but when I saw the update with Gamzee getting a wheel prostetic leg, I just couldn't stop laughing, for seriously, for a whole while... I really did not see that coming
So I made some fanart for it and I thought I'd delurk to share it:

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No blood spatters, 'cuz I'm lazy :0

art drump ~
badly scanned pencil sketches

firstly i got silly and drew a troll MEEEeee

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i apparently am an asshole activist fighting the status quo and societal norms no matter what universe i'm in lol
i would so be culled in a heartbeat
SOMEONE GET ME A MEGAPHONE
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*thrusts badly-scanned underground manifesto at unsuspecting passerby*

Tav and Gamz, best bros

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I figure they're about 14/15 here (human years)
they are watching a movie aw
what movie are they watching, idk

Tav & Gamz
a little older, around 18 human years

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this picture so drew itself too, this wasn't what I started out drawing but--apparently it wanted to be drawn whether i willed it or no
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I had this little scene in my head playing too the whole time:

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the addiction's starting to become evident, Gamzee's behavior is changing and he's barely coherent half the time Tavros sees him which isn't nearly as much as he used to; sometimes Gamzee disappears for days, although he's never been gone this long. two and a half weeks now and counting and Tavros is out of his mind with fear, but after some asking around he manages to find Gamzee one night far across town huddled in a doorway in an alley and in bad shape. he'd been obviously attacked, maybe mugged, though it's hard to tell if his money and belongings were stolen or sold -- he's out of it on sopor and Tav can't even tell if he recognizes him as he kneels down and tries to rouse him from his stupor. Gamz shivers and shakes, mumbling about being cold and too empty to get back to the stars and he does the only thing he can think of, gathers him up in his arms, off the cold concrete. gamzee's head lolls back on his shoulder. 'it hurts...bro it hurts' he mutters and begins to cry, shakily and softly against tavros' shoulder. tav swallows hard and says nothing. he only picks Gamzee up and tries to take him home from this dark place, once again.'

/? subtext too because yay
jesus christ his horns are so long xDD
i was channeling rufio apparently

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:V
I finished Pirate Eridan, hehehe o w o

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It's huge :V
I like it..~ ouo

And is there any way this Au can be more awesome?
I mean hnng. Everything :V

> Gamzee: Continue bawling like a little bitch.
> Tavros: Be slightly disturbed by the bird guy
> Bird guy: Be slightly disturbing :V

Bird-Troll: Be named Travos. Respond to all future mispellings of Tavros's name.

THIS.
also... you are psychic.

also KINDA FANART I GUESS: I made these for myself:

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they're buttons. and they're going on my jacket.

>Rhosyn's Moirail: Be Troll Michael Jackson. Just because.

*Mikael Jaksen

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Your name is Mikael Jaksen. When you were a young troll, your horns were broken off by another young troll after you lost in Troll Pop against them. Troll Pop is a brutal art, wherein you engage in a song-and-dance battle with another troll, and whoever loses is culled. Your opponent was lenient, but you were not. Sweeps later, after all the humiliation and ridicule from your troll peers, you had mastered Troll Pop and tracked down your old opponent, and unsurprisingly defeated him with no trouble at all. You culled him, then ripped off and chiseled his horns, fashioning it into a Crown of Horns, symbolizing your superiority over every other troll in Troll Pop. You have made this a ritual, to fashion a new crown after culling every uppity troll that thinks they can best you in Troll Pop. Now everybody knows that nobody can hope to beat you in a Troll Pop battle; you are simply the best there is. You are the King of Troll Pop.

HEY IT'S PAGE 69

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/oh fuck my timing
sorry

HEY IT'S PAGE 69

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/oh fuck my timing
sorry

What are you talking about? This is nothing short of

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I have no shame. none of it.

>Fourth Wall: Break completely and never recover.

GOD PLEASE YES.

Are you crazy?! You can't just let the forth wall fall apart all willy-nilly. Sure, it's nice to get these breaks to make fun of how stories flow, and to play around with a medium, but you can't just constantly be aware of it; you'll have no structure to stand upon. And just great, Deadpool just smashed apart an already weak foundation and now Rhosyn's gone, so there's no one to help get things back together. This is bad, there needs to be a strait man to point out all this silliness and put it to an end. I know troll!Shinpachi! Your up! You need to do this, play the strait man, be the straightest, narrow buzz kill you've been in your glasses wearing life! The stability of the story depend on it!

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...or well, failing that

>Rhosyn: Alright, we spent a good deal listening to how tragic, awesome, and awesomely tragic your past as been. What are you going to do in the here and now?

So, uh, I made a thing.

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Not especially happy with how the hair and glasses turned out around his horn, but it's not bad considering I whipped it up in a couple of hours.

*returns to lurking*

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>Eridan: Be the Keima. Learn from the dating sims. Court the kittycat shipper girl.

i forgot this was a thing
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By the way, guys - Discussion thread, remember?
If you're going to just drop off stuff like this riding on a command post then post it here, but totally commandless posts and/or seconding - even with the power of the Green Sun and all that jazz - should really be relegated to discussion thread, unless of course it's the whole 'Just caught up this is FANTASTIC' stuff, in which case probably belongs here.

It's not something that bothers me specifically, but it bothers a lot of people, so, yeah. Cool?

Okay. Back to your regularly scheduled commands

> Tavros: Enter Subjugglatorway; consult menu. Which one should you pick...?
> Vriska: Flashback to the last time something licked you. pounce de leon thought you tasted rather like blue cheese, really. You were ever so glad to hear that, Nepeta, now would she get her st8pid lusus 8ff you already?!?!?!?!

Long list of commands! :33

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> Rhosyn: Get hungry and go to Subjugglatorway.
> Feferi: Always keep half of a poptart saved. There is never an occasion where Eridan does not need half of a poptart to re-compose himself, and oh cod look at him. :< He needs a whole box or ten of poptarts.
> Nepeta: Desperately search for Feferi and Jadzia, leaving Eridan alone.
> Eridan: Contemplate real suicide while Nepeta's gone, but something extra-dramatic, like trying to hang yourself on a tree on a cliff after taking fifty sopor slime capsules and trying to shoot yourself with Ahab's Crosshairs at the same time. Have Ahab's Crosshairs miss and cut the rope, plunge into the sea, accidentally throw up all of the capsules, and wash up pathetically onto the shore.
> Vriska: Grab Almandine's tongue while getting licked and tear a good chunk of it off.
> Cuvier: Be the magical girl as your part-time job. How else are you gonna be able to fund IRIS, and what better way to do it than with the money straight from the pockets of merchandise greedy highbloods?

FANART ATTACK: Cuvier as the magical girl.
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NEW THREAD EPIC TIMES!

... Or new thread angsting times.

THAT WORKS TOO.


Nepeta: Be knight. Rescue princess.


You're trying, you're trying!

You just pity Eridan so much. You wish there was something you could do to make him feel better. Anything!

i
i dont understand
it wwas goin so wwell
wwasnt it
It...
It was, Eridan.
You're one of my clawsest and best furriends, and...
I want to be more than that fur you, but...
just not in a flushed way.
but
wwe
wwevve been talkin for swweeps
almost evvery day
wwhy didnt that...
I know, and I love talking to you, I do!
I love getting to hair about your life, and helping you.
Eridan, really. :((
oh
cod
i
i just
wwhat am i gonna do noww
my flushed quadrants still empty and the drones wwill be comin for me...
Eridan, you're not alone.
I can help you. I WANT to help you.
I'm actually purretty good at this sort of thing. I'll help you find someone purrfect. :33
but
i ww
i wwont find anyone
ill nevver find anyone
Yes you WILL!! I'm here for you. We'll make it happen. Together.
Right?
sure...
...
...
... I...
Eridan...
It's ok.
but
nep
i lovve you
so much
Eridan, I'm sorry.
its true
I know it is, but...
reely
Eridan... :((
...
glub

With everything you say, he gets a little bit more upset.

i just...
wwhy
wwhy does this alwways happen to me
wwhy does nothing evver go right
It's...
It's purrobably just...
bad luck
...
luck?



This is the first time he's looked at you so far.

You give him a reassuring smile. He's trembling a bit less now, and you think he's stopped crying. This is good!

...
go to shell
What? :OO
Eridan, wh--
fuck you nep
you think i cant sea wwhat youre doin?!
Eridan, what's--
GET THE FUCK OFF ME!



WWHO THE FUCK DO YOU SINK YOU ARE
TREATIN ME LIKE YOUR RAIL
LIKE SOME FUCKIN GRUB
LIKE YOURE GONNA MAKE EVVERYTHIN BE OK IF YOU CUDDLE THE GRUB LONG ENOUGH
IS THAT WWHAT I AM TO YOU
Eridan, NO, of course not!
I just--
I want to HELP you, that's all I--
NO YOURE JUST RUBBIN IT IN MY GILLS
FIRST YOU MOIRAIL ZONE ME AND THEN YOU TRY TO MOVVE IN WWHEN IM UPSET AND
AND START A FUCKIN
FEELINGS JAM WWITH ME
WWHO THE FUCK CARES WWHAT ERIDAN GLUBBIN AMPORA WWANTS
IF HES CONSENTIN TO THIS FEELINGS JAM OR JUST HAVVIN IT FORCED ON HIM
LETS JUST TAKE WWHAT WWE WWANT FROM HIM
ITS NOT LIKE HES GOT FUCKIN FEELINGS
HES GOT A THINK PAN LIKE A FISH
HELL PROBABLY FORGET THIS IN TWWO MINUTES RIGHT
ERIDAN! You KNOW I don't f33l that way about you! I--
I really just--
Cod, I want to HELP you Eridan, I--
wwhat
are you
sayin cod for
What? It...
just slipped out, I've b33n talking to you all night--
you
are
no
sea
dwweller
I--
so SHUT THE SHELL UP
and STOP TRYIN TO TALK LIKE YOURE ONE A US
because you are NOT
and youre NEVVER gonna be
so you just keep your ignorant fuckin mouth shut
and keep your dirty land dwwellin hands off a me
and
and...
...
g-glub

> Eridan: She put you in the pale zone.


You are feeling furious like you have NEVER BEEN FURIOUS BEFORE AND NEVER WILL BE AGAIN.

In fact, you are so furious that you are about to do something very, very stupid. There is no point tryng to resist it, you simply will not succeed. The stupidity is crashing toward you like a motherfucking meteor.

What are you about to do?

... As if there is any question.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Eridan: Unleashed the stupidity before it consumes you.

[MysteryJack]

>DO THE STUPID THING.

[Biichama]

>Eridan: Cry like a little wriggler.

[The_Codfish]

>Cry some moar!!!!

[Walliard]

> Fire Ahab's Crosshairs in random directions.

[Thunder Reign]

>Eridan: She put you in the friends zone. Time to put her in the dead zone.

[Biichama]

>Eridan: Quite logically point out that she HAS a moirail and so does she, so putting him in the moirailzone is HOOFBEASTSHIT.

[ckret2]

> Eridan: Cry like a wiggler.


No.

Crying is no longer useful.

[LordHyper]

>Seahorsedad: Still there? Make things even worser.

EDIT: God damn I got ninja'd by another update.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Eridan: Do what needs to be done here.

[MysteryJack]

>Nepeta: RUN. RUN AWAY.

[Taveena]

Shoot yourself, instead.

[The NL Penguin]

>Impale self.

[Soadreqm]

>Feferi: Defuse situation without anyone getting killed

[Barcode]

>Eridan: Do NOT put her in the dead zone. That's a bad idea. Your worst yet. And lets face it, you've had some PRETTY bad ideas in the past. Go sit in the corner and look at your life. Look at your choices!

[aspiringHelpfulness]

>Feferi and Jadzia: BIG DAMN HEROES MOMENT!

[TheTenk]

>Abscond

[Zombiitwo]

>She put you in the pale zone

>Put her in the dead zone.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Eridan: Then put yourself in the dead zone if you do that to Nepeta.

[absoluteCertainty]

> Eridan: Monologue
> Nepeta: Abscond while he's monologuing

:v

[Thunder Reign]

>Eridan: dead zone dead zone dead zone

[Deflare]

Strike her down, and you will demonstrate that you were never fit for love of any sort, let alone hers.
>Eridan: Cease your fickle, desperate ways, and make an appropriately old-fashioned oath to win her heart (her heart, dammit, not her diamond) or die trying. The spear is probably for swearing a blood oath. Or something.

Ultimately: >Eridan: Don't be a huge douchebag. Please?

[redaeth]

Strike her down, and you will demonstrate that you were never fit for love of any sort, let alone hers.
>Eridan: Cease your fickle, desperate ways, and make an appropriately old-fashioned oath to win her heart (her heart, dammit, not her diamond) or die trying. The spear is probably for swearing a blood oath. Or something.

Ultimately: >Eridan: Don't be a huge douchebag. Please?

This

[Demonsul]

Eridan: ACTUAL SUICIDE THREAT