Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood 4
wwhat is lovve
6A6Y D9N'T CULL ME
dont cullll me pllease cod
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The Adventures of Eridan Ampora Cuvier Safiro hakuba dahaag who is a rainbow drinker and graceful and mysterious and aloof and also very beautiful and smells like roses and is aloof and graceful and mysterious and also a rainbow drinker too and is both loveless and hateless because she will never meet her one true love and also did i mention she is a rainbow drinker
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NEW THREAD EPIC TIMES!
... Or new thread angsting times.
THAT WORKS TOO.
Nepeta: Be knight. Rescue princess.
You're trying, you're trying!
You just pity Eridan so much. You wish there was something you could do to make him feel better. Anything!
i dont understand
it wwas goin so wwell
It was, Eridan.
You're one of my clawsest and best furriends, and...
I want to be more than that fur you, but...
just not in a flushed way.
wwevve been talkin for swweeps
almost evvery day
wwhy didnt that...
I know, and I love talking to you, I do!
I love getting to hair about your life, and helping you.
Eridan, really. :((
wwhat am i gonna do noww
my flushed quadrants still empty and the drones wwill be comin for me...
Eridan, you're not alone.
I can help you. I WANT to help you.
I'm actually purretty good at this sort of thing. I'll help you find someone purrfect. :33
i wwont find anyone
ill nevver find anyone
Yes you WILL!! I'm here for you. We'll make it happen. Together.
i lovve you
Eridan, I'm sorry.
I know it is, but...
With everything you say, he gets a little bit more upset.
wwhy does this alwways happen to me
wwhy does nothing evver go right
It's purrobably just...
This is the first time he's looked at you so far.
You give him a reassuring smile. He's trembling a bit less now, and you think he's stopped crying. This is good!
go to shell
fuck you nep
you think i cant sea wwhat youre doin?!
GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
WWHO THE FUCK DO YOU SINK YOU ARE
TREATIN ME LIKE YOUR RAIL
LIKE SOME FUCKIN GRUB
LIKE YOURE GONNA MAKE EVVERYTHIN BE OK IF YOU CUDDLE THE GRUB LONG ENOUGH
IS THAT WWHAT I AM TO YOU
Eridan, NO, of course not!
I want to HELP you, that's all I--
NO YOURE JUST RUBBIN IT IN MY GILLS
FIRST YOU MOIRAIL ZONE ME AND THEN YOU TRY TO MOVVE IN WWHEN IM UPSET AND
AND START A FUCKIN
FEELINGS JAM WWITH ME
WWHO THE FUCK CARES WWHAT ERIDAN GLUBBIN AMPORA WWANTS
IF HES CONSENTIN TO THIS FEELINGS JAM OR JUST HAVVIN IT FORCED ON HIM
LETS JUST TAKE WWHAT WWE WWANT FROM HIM
ITS NOT LIKE HES GOT FUCKIN FEELINGS
HES GOT A THINK PAN LIKE A FISH
HELL PROBABLY FORGET THIS IN TWWO MINUTES RIGHT
ERIDAN! You KNOW I don't f33l that way about you! I--
I really just--
Cod, I want to HELP you Eridan, I--
sayin cod for
just slipped out, I've b33n talking to you all night--
so SHUT THE SHELL UP
and STOP TRYIN TO TALK LIKE YOURE ONE A US
because you are NOT
and youre NEVVER gonna be
so you just keep your ignorant fuckin mouth shut
and keep your dirty land dwwellin hands off a me
> Eridan: She put you in the pale zone.
You are feeling furious like you have NEVER BEEN FURIOUS BEFORE AND NEVER WILL BE AGAIN.
In fact, you are so furious that you are about to do something very, very stupid. There is no point tryng to resist it, you simply will not succeed. The stupidity is crashing toward you like a motherfucking meteor.
What are you about to do?
... As if there is any question.