B U N G L E F U C K E D

[Christoper]

YOUR NAME, is BITCHARD BUTTSON. You are a TROLL from the planet, ALTERNIA.

You have a variety of INTERESTS that NO ONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT. You were born with a HIDEOUSLY ENORMOUS HORN that has made you the center of MANY CRUEL JOKES and BULLYING among your peers. You suffer from TROLL DYSLEXIA which is basically like normal dyslexia.

Today, you will play a GAME with 3 other trolls you loosely refer to as, "FRIENDS", but that's much later on. As of right now, you have plenty of FREE TIME. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

((NEW READERS, READ BUNGLEFUCKED HERE [http://mspfanventures.com/?s=804&p=1]))

[Chaos Kiwi]

Stash DRAGON in inventory.

Jump out the window.

[~ATH]

Oh wow. Lay on your left side and pretend to be Vriska.

[Zombiitwo]

>Examine fine Chamango plush

[Lucinice]

>Play with your toys.

[mars7a]

>Examine picture of manly troll who seems better than you in every aspect.

[TheWanderer]

>Examine the purple stain by your computing device

[AntorkaDelta]

>Use horn as a battering ram on the door.

[Missy]

pick up one of your DOLLS for GIRLS and then frantically defend your possession of them because they're actually REALLY COOL and NOT FOR GIRLS AT ALL NO WAY NO HOW

[eatdembeanz]

>Examine that PURPLE STAIN. I bet you made it yourself and didn't have the drive to clean it up. Lazy lazy lazy.

[TheFinalWraith]

Straighten the picture of your Ancestor, it seems to be crooked. ...Actually your window is crooked as well, what's up with that?

[D.W.A.P.]

Reflect on emptiness of this face of room then zoom out to reveal slightly less empty abode.

[Carbon]

begin your daily CRYING SESSION that results from BEING DIFFERENT

[toxicPanic]

>examine scalemate plush

[Wheeeeeeatthins]

Partake in your favorite hobby: writing threatening emails to prominent members of society that have uncannily large amounts of accurate personal information

[Salty Peanut]

Taste the purple liquid seeping from the desk.

[PandaK]

Why is your horn bigger in that picture that was presumably taken in the past excluding weird time shenanigans

[Christopher]

Who the hell is Vriska? What are you talking about? This is STUPID

You CAPATCHALOUGE the CHAMANGO PLUSH in your INSULT SYLLADEX

You've been meaning to get a new SYLLADEX for some time now.

((Oh also thanks for all the suggestions! I'll try to do a max of 2 updates a day and min of 3 a week))

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Cut off your horn.

[PandaK]

You put ooc in double parenthesis ((like so))

IT'S TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BREAK OUR IMMERSION

[Zombiitwo]

>Pick up your stupid girl dolls you dickfuck nerdcan

[HeavyGuy]

>Stare out the window

[Conro101]

Store CHAMANGO PLUSH in your FancyPlush Collection Closet! There's probably a lot lying around, and your SYLLADEX will get clogged up with the various FancyPlush characters!

[Salty Peanut]

Examine your room.

[Raxas]

Reflect on your POORLY DESIGNED HIVE.