YOUR NAME, is BITCHARD BUTTSON. You are a TROLL from the planet, ALTERNIA.
You have a variety of INTERESTS that NO ONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT. You were born with a HIDEOUSLY ENORMOUS HORN that has made you the center of MANY CRUEL JOKES and BULLYING among your peers. You suffer from TROLL DYSLEXIA which is basically like normal dyslexia.
Today, you will play a GAME with 3 other trolls you loosely refer to as, "FRIENDS", but that's much later on. As of right now, you have plenty of FREE TIME. WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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