maybe hiding under a pile of money will cushion the meteor impacts
Randomly mash the keyboard in attempt to ask someone for help.
You actually think about almost considering almost thinking about actually doing that! But the whole of the Snootson ancestry is one that never runs or hides from their BATTLES and never relies on others for their safety and well being!!!
Well... MOSTLY the whole of it anyway...
get gun from safe behind painting
Respond to Peevs
Reflect on your ancestor's apparent cowardice
Oh you bet you'll reflect on it...
Your ANCESTOR JERVIOS SNOOTSON was a SAD, LAZY, SINFUL, PATHETIC excuse for a TROLL...
But above all, he was a terrible COWARD...
When the EMPRESS chose to EXILE all adult trolls, Jervios chose instead to hide out and pay off his way to escape the EXILE. Where did he hide out you say?
Why, in this very MANSION. He went under the cover of the mansion, having everyone believe it belonged to one of his many DESCENDANTS. And now, you share your very home with HIM.
Last edited by Christopher; 06-08-2012 at 08:06 PM.
> Snootson: Totally don't be like your shitty ancestor.
Woah it's back
> Look for Jervios
most certainly do not look for jervios, he can fuck right off
Think of how delightful it would be if a meteorite CONVENIENTLY crashed through the roof and killed him.
>Party Guests: Still don't give a shit.
>Decorative Candlepiece: Set the house aflame.
The hat doesn't come off.
wow fuck you too buddy
>Everybody: flip the fuck out
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I have a small TF2 adventure, Indominance, rarely updated but I got plans for it
>Snootson's Lusus: Pump up the jams on the DJ stand
Someone: Start giving some fucks
You don't know how happy I am to see this thing is actually back in full swing.
>Douse flames with bodies