Edgestuck

[Siya]

> Krozu: Shooshpap Anzar.

[The Mather1]

> Krozu: Shooshfap Anzar.

FTFY.

[Varkarrus]

FTFY.

oh lawd my sides

[Chaos Waltz]

Felanka> realize that you're not a troll, and don't have black relationships.

Krozu> Don't let Anzar kill Felanka. But, y'know, I'm pretty sure she can hold her breath for 30 more seconds. You don't need to rush down there.

[Matrix]

FTFY.

oh gog...

Felanka> realize that you're not a troll, and don't have black relationships.

Actually she's just really horrible at flirting. She is such a huge troll that it colours everything she does.

Also I realised earlier that she is kind of like Terezi - Loud, flirty, trollish, and has a big ol' shit-eating grin.

One big difference though: Felanka is an idiot.

[mrfatcat]

oh gog...



Actually she's just really horrible at flirting. She is such a huge troll that it colours everything she does.

Also I realised earlier that she is kind of like Terezi - Loud, flirty, trollish, and has a big ol' shit-eating grin.

One big difference though: Felanka is an idiot.

Felanka needs to realize her true purpose.
and that is to have a relationship with all seven boys in this session at once

[Siya]

Felanka needs to realize her true purpose.
and that is to have a relationship with all seven boys in this session at once

Oh gog....

[Chaos Waltz]

Felanka needs to realize her true purpose.
and that is to have a relationship with all seven boys in this session at once

. . .no.

[ThyCreationist]

>Anzar: See what Felankas wearing and fall unconcious from blood loss in major nosebleed incident

>Krozu: watch in astonishment

>Felanka: recover from incident quickley, smirk at what shes done to anzar

[RegisteringRenegade]

> Anzar: Smash Felanka into brick wall until she apologizes out of frustration.
> Felanka: Ironically, be about to apologize for once before Anzar knocks you out.

[Varkarrus]

Felanka needs to realize her true purpose.
and that is to have a relationship with all seven boys in this session at once

and krozu.

[JordanTH]

Screw it, just everyone. Period.

[Matrix]

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Anzar: Ask Felanka what in the name of Hale she is wearing.


Felanka: Tell him exactly what and why.


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[harmoniousExtremes]

So... somebody's snapped.

Krozu: I know that look. I see it on you're face... as goofy as you are you've become very, very serious. Whether you areaware of it yet or not though, Anzar is currently clearly unhinged, and ultimately Felanka meant only to surprise him, and in a good way. Anzar needs to be stopped. Right now. Show him how serious you've become.

[The Mather1]

>Krozu: Be the hero, save her.

[JordanTH]

>Krozu: Calm Anzar down before he does some serious damage to Felanka!

[RegisteringRenegade]

So... somebody's snapped.

Krozu: I know that look. I see it on you're face... as goofy as you are you've become very, very serious. Whether you areaware of it yet or not though, Anzar is currently clearly unhinged, and ultimately Felanka meant only to surprise him, and in a good way. Anzar needs to be stopped. Right now. Show him how serious you've become.

>Krozu: Calm Anzar down before he does some serious damage to Felanka!

2nd both of these. This almost seems to make my brick wall suggestion outright innocous by comparison. There's angry retaliation, and then there's... this. Anzar is clearly hysterical, and as much as you may get annoyed by Felanka, you know she isn't trying to be outright malicious, and she is clearly your friend to some degree. Besides, Anzar definitely is your friend. You need to knock some sense into him before this gets REALLY bad.

[Matrix]

WHAT IF.........

Edgestuck had music???

Basically just some tunes that would have gone with things if flash was a thing I ever used.

[S] Krozu: Enter - Welcome to the New Extreme (Cut)

End of Act 1 - Welcome to the New Extreme (Full)

[S] Begin Skaian eclipse. - Pyrocumulus (Sicknasty)

Land of Storms and Stone - Phaze and Blood
Land of Thought and Lightning - Kingside Castle
Land of Inferno and Mud - Underworld
Land of Currents and Force - Lifdoff
Land of Rain and Flowers - Endless Climbing

[Siya]

> Anzar: Enough! A dong-house is not worth murder. Not even almost-murder.
> Krozu: Intervene!
> Felanka: Survive.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

1. This adventure is awesome and hilarious.
2. Dragons.
3. Felanka: Die.
4. Anzar: Have to kiss Felanka to revive her.
Alt. 4. Krozu: Have to kiss Felanka to revive her.
Because there just aren't enough character deaths in these FAs. Yes, Hussie's basically covered all the KILL CHARACTERS bases, but that doesn't mean the fandom has to create the adventure equivalent to a Mary Sue.

[The Mather1]

1. This adventure is awesome and hilarious.
2. Dragons.
3. Felanka: Die.
4. Krozu: Have to kiss use CPR on Felanka to revive her.

No need to be meta. Also if it does work, there can still be makeouts.

[RegisteringRenegade]

Because there just aren't enough character deaths in these FAs. Yes, Hussie's basically covered all the KILL CHARACTERS bases, but that doesn't mean the fandom has to create the adventure equivalent to a Mary Sue.

Yeah, that's cool and all, but we're at the beginning of Act 2, with a large ensemble cast. We haven't even been introduced to all the Magi yet. Character deaths don't really mean shit until we have actually gotten to know the character and developed some sort of strong attachment. With such a large cast, I definitely wouldn't mind the herd being thinned out at some point, but now is not the time.

[mrfatcat]

>Krozu: OH MY GOD HE JUST KILLED SOMEBODY GET HER OUT AND BRING HER TO HER QUEST BED AND FAST.

[Chaos Waltz]

Skanksprite> Intervine. Save Felanka.

Felanka's dream self hasn't woken up yet, so we can't bring her back/make her god tier. If she dies now, she's dead. End of discussion.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

When I said Character Deaths, I wasn't implying that she stay dead. ___: Kiss Felanka to revive her. is the command in which the kiss revives the dead player as their dreamself. For example, when Feferi kissed Sollux, his Derse dreamself took over for his consciousness.