Edgestuck

[Chaos Waltz]

Well, we now know who broke the universe.

The entire. Fucking. Universe.

>Talk to your client player.

[Restless Roamer]

> Lights: Suddenly turn on.
> Scira: Yell in agony as your eyes are trying to adjust to the sudden change in light levels.

[JordanTH]

Well, we now know who broke the universe.

The entire. Fucking. Universe.

Technically, if there's something wrong with the universe, shouldn't it be the fault of the session before them?

[Siya]

Technically, if there's something wrong with the universe, shouldn't it be the fault of the session before them?

Traditional expectations say "yes", but this being an S[Game], I wouldn't be surprised if a time paradox results in the blame resting on this universe.

[Matrix]

>Talk to your client player.

Scira: Talk to your client player.

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EW: So how're things going along, Kaz? :)
LI: Yeah fuckin fine. Just gotta put the totem shit on the alchemifucker to make the card thing.
LI: Then do whatever the fuck that does to get me in.
EW: Kaz! :O
LI: Fuck, what now?
EW: Your kernelsprite is unprototyped!

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LI: So what? I don't give a shit about that horrible flashing cunt.
EW: You need to prototype it!
EW: Or else.. heheh..
EW: Bad things will happen. :)
LI: Fucking dragon shit, could you even be more creepy than how you just were right then?
LI: Wait fuck don't answer that.
LI: So like what, you fuckin know this shit from poking your rat nose under the hood of the game?
EW: A little. Heheh.
EW: The executable server and client files are surprisingly small for such an apparently large game.
EW: But I got a bit of insight through their code. :)
EW: So I know that the kernelsprite has data it needs to send somewhere, and that entering the game proper is what makes it send that data.
EW: Coincidentally, heheh.. Entering the game proper is the last portion of code in the client application, and boy is it a doozy! :)
EW: Presumably, if this data can't be sent due to there being none to send, we may encounter glitches.
EW: Do you want to play a glitchy game? :)
EW: Heheh.
LI: Fine, fuck, whatever, I'll do that.
LI: ...
LI: How do you even do that shit?

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Ugh. You proceed to explain to him how to prototype and what the accepted parameters of objects for prototyping are, which we as author and readers do not need to go over again.

[Siya]

>Scira: Put one of his model cars in it. Maybe it will honk at him until he gets his shit together.

[Chaos Waltz]

Resurrect the car Telada destroyed!

[Siya]

Oooh, yeah!

[JordanTH]

alchemifucker

That's the best term for anything ever.

[mrfatcat]

>Throw the hairbrush in the Kernelsprite then go find your Larry the Cucumber doll.

[ThyCreationist]

>Orange Dude whos Name Escapes Me: YOU KID YOUR DUDE, YOU SEE THAT BLUE MODEL CAR, PUT THAT IN THE MOTHERGRUBBING KERNEL IMMEDIATELY, YA HEAR! DO IT OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TALKING TO YOU AND RAMBLING ABOUT HOW YOU DO'NT LISTEN TO ME ~

[MegaRock35]

>Kazuno: Resurrect your beloved car.

[Varkarrus]

>Kazuno: Resurrect your beloved car.

Carsprite: Have a wider variety of facial expressions than anyone else in the whole comic

[Matrix]

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You watch as he collects the remnants of his SWEET RIDE.

You still can't believe Telada blew it up. You would try to shake her out of her delusions, but you're not in the mood to bang your head against a ten centimeter solid titanium wall.

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AAAAAAH THE LIGHT OH HALE YOUR EYES

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Kazuno: Green light this endeavour.

Rather simple for a LIGHT MAJA such as yourself.

[MUSIC: Unite Synchronization by Malcolm Brown]

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[MegaRock35]

Pffffffff his land is pretty much earth.

>Kazuno: Make this imp your bitch.

[Chaos Waltz]

How fast do the days rotate? Because that could change a lot of things. . .

End the little bugger.

[Varkarrus]

I just noticed his hipster glasses look like car grills.
nice touch.

[JordanTH]

Calling it now: Kazuno is NOT a Hero of Light.

Because really, that'd be too obvious.

Plus, Light is fortune anyway, so technically there's not even a connection.

[mrfatcat]

Kazuno is obviously the Hero of Night.

[Siya]

> Carsprite: Follow Kazuno like a car-puppy.

[hero122]

Kazuno is the hero of Phase. Like, lunar phases, solar phases, Phase changes?

[joecool280]

Man I love this adventure! My favourite characters are Krozu and Felanka, also, Dr Noir! Keep up the brilliant work!

[humbleElitist]

so, to make sure:
light maja have the ability to shoot light laser beam things?

how much control do they have over the intensity of these beams?
about how strong is the maximum strength beam an average adult light maja could create without overexerting themselves?
minimum?
Do they bounce off mirrors?
how do they interact with lenses?

THE POSSIBILITIES!

err, do they move at c or not? (as in, could an extremely fast camera 'see' the beam moving towards it)
can a light maja emit a sustained beam?
do two intersecting beams interact significantly?

[Matrix]

Man I love this adventure! My favourite characters are Krozu and Felanka, also, Dr Noir! Keep up the brilliant work!

Thank you :)

so, to make sure:
light maja have the ability to shoot light laser beam things?

Yes.

how much control do they have over the intensity of these beams?

That would depend on the individual, and how much practice they've had at using their power.

Which by the way goes for anything possibly variant in any maja power, in case anyone was wondering about other kinds.

about how strong is the maximum strength beam an average adult light maja could create without overexerting themselves?
minimum?

Frankly, I don't usually really get into that technical of details when making things up..

Do they bounce off mirrors?
how do they interact with lenses?

THE POSSIBILITIES!

err, do they move at c or not? (as in, could an extremely fast camera 'see' the beam moving towards it)
can a light maja emit a sustained beam?
do two intersecting beams interact significantly?

It's light. It does what light does.

WE NOW RETURN TO SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING

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STRIFE!


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You fire a laser beam at its face.

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You fire a ton of electricity at it.

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Watch out!

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They're coming from behind!

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DENIED, BITCH!

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The imps are at your mercy.

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Just have to finish them off...

[Destruction Dragon 360]

> EPIC 2X KO COMBO