Edgestuck

[Matrix]

MIRROR UPDATE

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KROZU: so hey!
KROZU: why exactly am i so famous!
KROZU: im not sure exactly what i did!
REPORTER: Why, it's not anything you've done.
REPORTER: It's what you will do!
REPORTER: You're one of the Heroes!
KROZU: okay right im still playing the game!
KROZU: or wait!
KROZU: didnt i go to sleep!
KROZU: yeah i did!
KROZU: am i dreaming!
REPORTER: Well no, miss Sylph! We're all perfectly awake.
REPORTER: Well, uh... Maybe you arent?
REPORTER: There's some kind of thing to do with sleeping and multiple selves or whatever.
REPORTER: I'm not a scholar, so I don't really know about that stuff.
REPORTER: But, if you mean that you're still on your Quest, well.
REPORTER: I suppose this isn't really questing right now, but even a Hero's gotta take a break, right?
KROZU: o... kay!
KROZU: so where exactly am i!
REPORTER: Why, Prospit, of course!
KROZU: oh!
KROZU: ive never heard of that!
REPORTER: Well, I suppose not, since you were asleep.
REPORTER: Or, asleepwake?
REPORTER: Damn, physics can be a real brain-teaser!
KROZU: ...right!

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KROZU: so wait is that skaia up there!
REPORTER: Sure is!
KROZU: i was told i would wake up to its light!
REPORTER: Well, you sure have.
KROZU: hm!
KROZU: i could just fly up to it right now!
KROZU: i mean since thats where im supposed to go!
REPORTER: I suppose you could. But what would be the point?
KROZU: huh!
REPORTER: Well the kerneltowers ain't all lit up yet. That means the Battlefield aint done, if I remember correctly from school.
REPORTER: And if the Battlefield ain't done, the war can't really get underway.
REPORTER: And if the war can't really get underway, you can't finish your quest.
KROZU: oh!
KROZU: but what war is this!
REPORTER: Now there's somethin' I can really answer!
REPORTER: I'm a reporter, and war's news, after all.
REPORTER: That'd be the war against Derse!
KROZU: well why are you fighting!
REPORTER: Well, uh.. They're the enemy?
KROZU: uh!
REPORTER: I mean, they wanna destroy Skaia!
REPORTER: But frankly, we're gonna lose. Prospit can't protect it.
KROZU: why not!
REPORTER: Well, you ask any prospitian, and they can tell you.
REPORTER: It's fated. There's just no way.
REPORTER: But that's where you come in!
REPORTER: You're one of the Heroes, and the Heroes've gotta stop Derse!
KROZU: oh okay!
KAZUNO: Well, if it isn't little Miss fuckin' Fridgeslammer.

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All the prospitians turn their attention to this douchebag.

The Thug awakes!
Our Light shines bright!

[Siya]

> Krozu: Laugh at Kazuno's title.

[Crafter1300]

>who's this douchebag?

no but seriously, a thug of light? there is absolutely no way that this guy can be nice.

[sovereignRobotics]

Firstly: Where the hell did he get a car?
Second: I have a bad feeling being Thug of Light means he's a tank with a lot of luck.
pleasebewrongpleasebewrong

Kazuno: You have a car and glasses. All Prospitians must bow before you.
Krozu: Charge at him
Krozu: Wake up

[Matrix]

Firstly: Where the hell did he get a car?
Second: I have a bad feeling being Thug of Light means he's a tank with a lot of luck.
pleasebewrongpleasebewrong

It's wrong!

[mrfatcat]

>GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

[Weeaboo]

>GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

I agree with this.

==>Car explode

[Ario]

>Show off hydraulics.
>Play loud music

[Matrix]

MIRROR UPDATE

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Kazuno: Be the other guy connected to Telada.

You are now Joran, and you've just had this exchange.

Well, it's nice that she's gonna get back on the job.

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You've had ideas for some alchemization... But you haven't really done much in the way of adventuring. In fact, your grist stores are getting a little low. Not only do you have to fund your own creations, but Telada's upward expansions as well!

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You ask Anzar to stay behind and keep an eye on Krozu and Salyo while you're gone. He accepts.

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And you're off!

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Wow, have they not deployed GristTorrent yet?
Somebody: Deploy GristTorrent.

[Snowyowl]

I want some of that Ying-Yang grist now.

[Varkarrus]

Wow, have they not deployed GristTorrent yet?
Somebody: Deploy GristTorrent.

P. much this.

Also: Anzar, Krozu, and Salyo: Get attacked by some sort of powerful underling worth more grist than Joran can possibly get on his excursion.

[Chaos Waltz]

Am I the only one who sees large blank spaces at the beginning of all of Matrix' posts? Because I swear, they get bigger every post.

[Matrix]

I put them there, under the "MIRROR UPDATE" notice deliberately to prevent you from immediately seeing panels if you prefer the mirror.

[Chaos Waltz]

Ah. That makes sense.

[Matrix]

MIRROR UPDATE

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Someone: Deploy GristTorrent.

No, not you, Zalirn!

Someone Else: Deploy GristTorrent.

You are TEMPORARILY carnalRelativity! You are refrigeratedPatron's SERVER PLAYER! You're NOT SURE you want to deploy this SMALL, FRAGILE-LOOKING THING in the midst of THE FRAY! It seems WAY TOO DANGEROUS for such objects, so you MUST PROTECT THEM! Your HONOUR depends on it!

CR: Put it in his bed.

YES! Beds are NICE AND SAFE!

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You are now refrigeratedPatron. Your sister has left your room for some reason, so this is the perfect time for an introduction!

Examine room.

Your name is VELOR EMALKAS.

You love SNOWBOADRING. No, you don't just LOVE it. It is your ABSOLUTE GREATEST PASSION OF ALL TIME. Therefore, you have a VARIETY OF SNOWBOARDS in your room. Well, there's only four, but you DIDN'T REALLY WANT your room to JUST BE CLUTTERED by the things! You get such a kick out of the RUSH at going down the mountain at such INCREDIBLE SPEEDS... You think only an electric could match it! Otherwise, you like to dig in to some VIDEO GAMES now and again. You of course like SNOWBOARDING GAMES, but just about any game that gives you HIGH SPEED ACTION is your mug of cocoa.

Your BEDSHEETS have a big ol' SNOWFLAKE design on them because you are an ICE MAJA. Relatedly, as you may have noticed, YOUR HOUSE IS MADE OF ICE. Only deep in the CONTINENT OF IGLISA on Tol Maja is this possible. No other tol in the Empire has any area FAR ENOUGH AWAY FROM ITS EQUATOR to engender the requisite LACK OF HEAT! Living in such a cold place does WONDERS FOR COMPUTERS. Yours has STATE-OF-THE-ART HARDWARE. Even the NON-HOLOGRAM MONITOR is such. Iglisans who live in traditional ice houses like yours can't have holograms around, because HOLOGRAMS AND ICE DON'T MIX WELL. The light just ends up REFRACTING ALL OVER THE SPIRALPUNCHING PLACE.

Your online handle is refrigeratedPatron and you are one cool customer. 3)

You don't know where your sister, ZALIRN, went, but you're NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD to care. You're just glad she's LEFT YOU THE FUCK ALONE. This gives you time to

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Velor: WHAT WAS THAT!?


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[Siya]

Oh, Barbiesprite! You're so fashionable!

Velor: Throw some pocket lint at it.

[Weeaboo]

=>Throw sister at the sprite.

[Crafter1300]

=>Throw sister at the sprite.

Now THIS would be interesting!

[Milksweet]

Wouldn't THAT be something.


But no, bad idea. I think Davesprite has taught us that much.

[ThyCreationist]

Throw some Snowboard in there (who is also attached to your sister)

[humbleElitist]

Wouldn't THAT be something.


But no, bad idea. I think Davesprite has taught us that much.

nae.
Aradia also self prototyped.
It did not cause a problem.
the thing with davesprite (if there even IS a thing (I have not really noticed it)) would be because he is from an alternate timeline and blah identity issues and stuff.
so yeah.
self prototyping isnt always emotionally hard.

[Sypl]

Velor: Attempt to hit sister with snowboard, miss and hit sprite.

[Matrix]

MIRROR UPDATE

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MORE DUMB SIBLING FIGHTING

CR: Deploy pre-punched card.

You deploy it straight into the totem lathe, because it doesn't look like Velor's going to be getting anything done anytime soon. You're just gonna go ahead and get this shit done for your best bro.

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Well. That's... kind of creepy.

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You just go ahead and give the weird Zalirn doll to them so they can figure this shit out.

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Predictably, they fight over it.

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Uh oh. They seem to have lost their grip on the thing! It's now doing a motherfucking pirouette off the handle. You would too, if you had to be slapped around by those two.

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Velor: Enter.


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[Crafter1300]

OH SHIT!

UMM MUMMMMM UMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>QUICKLY VELOR, PROTOTYPE SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!