Edgestuck

[Siya]

> Azrela: Retreat to your personal quarters and nurse your head and smouldering hate there.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Azrela: Kick the ass of whoever's nearest you. Dream or otherwise. Both simultaneously if necessary.

[Recyth]

>Smack a bitch

[Sypl]

> Retrieve Arms

[Matrix]

MIRROR UPDATE

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Azrela: Aggrieve!

You kick your brother in the crotch!

Sadly, poor Salyo is caught in the crossfire.

Azrela: Leave!



You leave in a stompy huff.

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[Varkarrus]

Exactly one of your selves: Bonk into a wall

[Recyth]

> Stop me if you heard this one. So two parallel selves walk into a bar and say 'Ow'.

[Sandvich King]

Exactly one of your selves: Bonk into a wall

This. Maybe it'll get you out of sync a bit, so you can figure out how to differentiate between your two simultaneous sources of sensory input. Constantly copying your actions between your selves won't get you very far.

[Weeaboo]

I really wish this would happen.

[Matrix]

MIRROR UPDATE

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Just what do you think you're doing!?

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What the heck? Why do you suddenly feel something warm and soft against your head??

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AAAAUGH

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What the... You think you can see someone there.

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Yes, you certainly can see someone there. You think you saw her earlier when you were freaking out about whatever the fuck that was.

She asks you what the heck is wrong with you. You don't know. Why did you hurt her friend? What friend? The one you kicked in the crotch. But you just kicked your brother in the crotch. You don't recall kicking anyone else. Well, you did. You don't understand what's going on. How did she get in your manor? She's not in your manor. You aren't either. But you are! No, you're floating above a purple city. But you're totally in your manor. You can feel the floor you're laying on. But that freakout you had earlier... You did see a purple city.

You are so confused.

Now she finally recognises where she's seen you - in future possibilities. You're going to play SKRAN. Of course you are. She's playing SKRAN too. Oh! So you introduce yourself. She does likewise. She asks if you're a dark maja. Yes, you are. Well, that's rather strange to have a dark maja in the game. Though she's not entirely sure she is in the game right now. In fact, she's pretty sure she's dreaming, but it's way too real to simply be a dream.

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Kardol asks you who the fuck you're even talking to, you crazy bitch. You tell him it's someone playing SKRAN. He asks how that's even possible when you're not even at your computer. You don't know, but you think you're in two places at once right now. Something to do with SKRAN. That's why you were freaking out before. It's kind of a shock to suddenly be in control of two bodies. He tells you to stop being insane and go to your room. You were going there anyway, so you're going to go to your room because that's what you were doing, not because he told you to.

Azrela: Go to your room.



You are now in your room. Both of them. Your room is smaller than Kardol's because of your status as FEMALE. Dark society, as you have recently come to realize, is a MISOGYNISTIC, OPPRESSIVE PIECE OF SHIT. You also only recently learned the word 'misogynistic'. Both are thanks to the Maja Imperial invaders. You would suppose all the mean things your brother says to you are ingrained in him by your culture, but he's pretty much a dick regardless.

What is probably the main feature of your room is your VANITYTOP COMPUTER, which as can be surmised from the name, is a vanity that doubles as a computer. The non-holographic monitor has a special feature. It has a thin area in front of the monitor proper, cordoned off from it and the open air by equally thin sheets of non-glare glass, that fills up with a special reflective material to form a mirror! On top of the dresser portion are the BUILT-IN HOLOKEYBOARD, a BRUSH, some HAIR SPRAY, and your PURPLE HAIR DYE. You absolutely LOVE purple. It is by far your favourite colour. This is quite obvious by how all your furniture and clothing is purple. Still, you think it had to be said, simply because you love it so much.

Next to the vanity is your BOOKCASE. It has all your BOOKS. Mostly of the ROMANTIC variety. Oh yes. You LOVE romance. And unlike SOME PEOPLE you have been completely open about this love. You just wish you could have someone like in those books. Someone to love you, to caress you gently. To take you somewhere safe away from all troubles. Where the two of you can be close. Together. Where they could perhaps tie you to the bed a bit and... Whoops! You got a little carried away there.

On the dream side of things, you have this GAPING HOLE in your wall and a bunch of DEBRIS on the floor from when... Well, it was there when you.. "WOKE UP". In fact, you were positive there was another girl there. You ask Waramu about her. She says that Felanka crashed through the wall, and after that neither she nor Salyo could find her. You suppose that crash was what woke you up. Yes, now that you think about it, there was indeed a loud crash just before your little freakout. You seem to be getting a little more used to this whole TWO BODIES AT ONCE thing. At least you're not screaming.

Your online handle is ravishingCalignosity and you are OHHHHHHH so melodramatic!

[Siya]

>Check out your treasure chest.

[JordanTH]

Well, here we are. We now officially know the names, chumhandles, and titles of all the characters in the session. Now all we need is the lands of the last two (and also how they're getting in), at which point everyone will be in the medium! Exciting stuff.

Also, haven't we seen that treasure chest before?

[Huntress]

Are the images not showing up for anyone else?

[Varkarrus]

I can see em.

also I guess Warmu's chest kinda counts as a wall :/

[Sandvich King]

> Azrela: Try moving one of your selves but not the other. Matching your movements has already caused trouble for you.

> Waking Azrela: Sit down on your bed.

> Dream Azrela: Stay standing, zone out your other self, and try to show your guest around.

[Destruction Dragon 360]

also I guess Warmu's chest kinda counts as a wall :/

Pfffffffffffft. That is just funny.

[Matrix]

MIRROR UPDATE

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Azrela: Inspect treasure chest.



It's not a treasure chest, it's your JEWELRY BOX! Though you suppose such could be construed as a treasure chest...

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Oh. Looks like your brother is annoying you.

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Annoyinglog:

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-- sardonicTenebrosity [ST] began annoying ravishingCalignosity [RC] --

ST: Azrela.
RC: Oh, just what ever would YOOOOOU want NOW, hm?
ST: Let's just hurry up and play this stupid game.
ST: No bullshit.
ST: No shenanigans.
RC: You know what! Maybe I don't WAAAAAAAANT to listen to you anymore!
RC: All you ever DOOOOO is OOOOORDER me around!
ST: I just said no bullshit, damnit!
ST: We're playing SKRAN. We're getting out of here.
ST: No more idiotic peasant riots.
ST: No more impossible fucking void boulders hurtling towards us.
RC: OHHHHHHH, what a CRUUUUUEL twist of fate, to be penned in and DESTROOOOOOYED so!
ST: Fuck no.
ST: Fuck fate.
ST: That's what we're going to do.
ST: Were going to fuck fate.
ST: Hard and brutal.
RC: ..................................
ST: What now?
RC: Oh, nothing...
ST: It's never damn nothing with you.
RC: Hard and brutal? WHYYYYYY would you bring up these fears of mine except to TOOOORMENT me!?
ST: Oh my dear Kazaran.
ST: Will you just shut the fuck up.
RC: NOOOOOOOO!
RC: You dredge up these PRIIIMAL fears and expect me to be in the MOOOOD for a video game???
ST: I don't really give a shit.
ST: You will play and it will save our hides.
ST: Got it?
ST: You won't need to fear any more stupid peasant riots full of imaginary horrible men who want to have their dastardly way with you because they'll be long gone.
ST: So shut up and play already.
RC: Oh, FIIIINE!

Waramu: What are you gawking at?

Just how much PORN does this girl even have???

Kardol and Azrela: Connect.

The final connections are forged.

And soon after...

The countdown begins.

[Siya]

> Children of darkness: Cooperate long enough to enter the game.

[Chaos Waltz]

> Children of darkness: Don't cooperate, only manage to get into the game by accident.

Fixed that for you.

[Recyth]

>Azrela, your fetishes are on display to the uninitiated mind of your new friend. Might want to do something about that.

[harmoniousExtremes]

>Azrela, your fetishes are on display to the uninitiated mind of your new friend. Might want to do something about that.

By initiating her?

... Second.

[Recyth]

Not what i had in mind but hey. That works too.

[hero122]

Kardol: Prototype one of your Conspiracy Posters.
Azrela: Prototype a can of Hairspray or some hardcore IFUNOWUTIMEEN

[humbleElitist]

what does that browser's name transliterate(correct word?) to?
is that Yaldaboath or?
ok yes it is.
I wasnt entirely sure because of the tint on the second panel of the screen and also because I don't know the denizens very well.

hmm:
spiraling inwards, the transliteration of each would be?:
skran (as expected) kidajar (presumably means server)
skran (same) velam (presumable means client)
nalarganot (?)
taldabaoth
joturan tavret
imparas tanarari (may have made a mistake in transliteration)
paisc(h)i gakias
gakias
andrasu gakias
kraic(h)en gakias
aaa
geldug (apparently I read this wrong because I only see one word.)
kac(h)alet
keanat

also is the c(h) like ch or does it depend on context, or is it between a c and a ch, or is it a c or an h, or what?

[Matrix]

what does that browser's name transliterate(correct word?) to?
is that Yaldaboath or?
ok yes it is.
I wasnt entirely sure because of the tint on the second panel of the screen and also because I don't know the denizens very well.

hmm:
spiraling inwards, the transliteration of each would be?:
skran (as expected) kidajar (presumably means server)
skran (same) velam (presumable means client)
nalarganot (?)
taldabaoth
joturan tavret
imparas tanarari (may have made a mistake in transliteration)
paisc(h)i gakias
gakias
andrasu gakias
kraic(h)en gakias
aaa
geldug (apparently I read this wrong because I only see one word.)
kac(h)alet
keanat

also is the c(h) like ch or does it depend on context, or is it between a c and a ch, or is it a c or an h, or what?

Ooookay, so.

First off, I notice that you're getting T and Y mixed up. The Y (like in Yaldabaoth there) is wider than the T.

So:

You got SKRAN KIDAJAR and SKRAN VELAM correct.

Then it's NALARGANOYU, YALDABAOTH, JOTURAN TAVRET (got that one right), IMPARAS YANARARI, PAISCI GAKIAS (got that right), GAKIAS (again right), ANDRAST GAKIAS, KRAIZEN GAKIAS, ???, DELDUG, KAZALET, KRANATU.

The letter that I transliterate as C is pronounced [t͡ʃ], like the English /ch/ (except in SC, which is [ʃ], like English sh). I put it as C(H) in the alphabet wheel because it could be alternately transliterated as CH, but I prefer not to.