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[JordanTH]

I don't know. Is Felanka the General of the United Forces?

So glad to see I'm not the only one whose mind instantly jumped to that upon reading that sentence.

[Siya]

I don't know. Is Felanka the General of the United Forces?

Is this in reference to something? Because I am not comprehending...

[Scowling Dragon]

The Legend of Korra.

[Chaos Waltz]

I don't know. Is Felanka the General of the United Forces?

Yes.
Yes she is.
Just, sadly, not in this timeline

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yet.

[Siya]

The Legend of Korra.

I see.

[Matrix]

MIRROR UPDATE

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Anzar: Begin own memo. With blackjack. And hookers.

Memolog:

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psychicCaution [PC] opened public bulletin board TEAM ADVENTURE.

electricBoogaloo [EB] was subscribed to board TEAM ADVENTURE!
windyThing [WT] was subscribed to board TEAM ADVENTURE!
oceanicDeliberation [OD] was subscribed to board TEAM ADVENTURE!
naturalOrder [NO] was subscribed to board TEAM ADVENTURE!

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[PC] opened memo on board TEAM ADVENTURE.

EB: ahem!
PC: ...
EB: well!
PC: Oh fine.
burningPassion [BP] was subscribed to board TEAM ADVENTURE!
PC: So.
PC: Krozu
PC: Salyo
PC: You're okay then?
EB: yep!
WT: I think so...
EB: it was awesome!
EB: so much grist!
PC: Uh huh.
EB: oh also the person in red power armour!
EB: dunno who that was but they really helped a lot!
WT: They gave me a computer. Which was kinda weird, I guess, because Impara started her memo not long after..
PC: ..Right.
WT: What?
PC: Well you are
PC: Implying that was
PC: The express reason
PC: For giving you
PC: That computer
PC: Are you not?
WT: Maybe? I dunno..
PC: Well...
PC: Um.
PC: I don't really
PC: Know what to say
PC: To that.
EB: i do!
PC: What?
EB: lets stop talking about this nonsense and talk to felanka!
BP: WHAT >:?
EB: you three need to talk!
EB: i will be here making sure it goes well!
EB: waramu! joran! anything to add!
OD: Um.
OD: Nope.
NO: Not touching this with a 12.6 meter pole.
EB: haha well!
EB: i guess i dont blame you!

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EB: so what do you three have to say for yourselves hm!
BP: WELL ANZAR I GUESS I'M SORRY FOR TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU >:O
BP: SINCE APPARENTLY YOU FIND THE IDEA SO ABHORRENT >:?
PC: I don't see
PC: Why I wouldn't.
BP: OH ALSO FOR THE WHOLE PENIS ON THE HOUSE THING >:|
BP: THOUGH C'MON YOU GOTTA ADMIT THAT WAS FUNNY >:D
PC: It was not.
PC: At all.
BP: AWW >:(
PC: Well
PC: I suppose
PC: Trying to kill you
PC: Was a bit of an
PC: Overreaction.
PC: So uh
PC: Sorry for that.
BP: HAHA WOW >:|
BP: THAT HAS TO BE THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE CENTURY >:|
PC: Oh
PC: Right
PC: Yes
PC: Sorry.
BP: I MEAN REALLY >:|
BP: MAYBE SLAPPING ME AROUND A BIT WOULD HAVE BEEN MERITED >:|
BP: BUT NOT HALE'S-THIRD-LEG ATTEMPTED MURDER >:|
BP: THOUGH I SUPPOSE THAT AFTER ALL THOSE VIRUI I SPENT DOING THIS SORT OF CRAP >:|
BP: MAYBE THAT WAS KIND OF LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF SLAPPINGS ALL SAVED UP >:?
BP: THEN AGAIN, THAT'S TOTALLY MORE THAN THE SUM OF ITS PARTS >:|
BP: WAIT FUCK, I KNOW, MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE, I DUNNO, PROPERLY CHALLENGED ME TO A DUEL >:|
BP: SO I COULD HAVE BEEN PREPARED TO FIGHT >:|
BP: BUT NOOO, YOU'RE JUST LIKE ARGHLBLARGHL KILLLLLLLLL >:|
PC: But how could we
PC: Properly duel when
PC: There are no
PC: Proper arenas?
BP: OH MY CUNT HOW DUMB ARE YOU RIGHT NOW D:<
BP: WE COULD HAVE JUST DUELLED WHEREVER >:|
PC: But that's
PC: Illegal.
BP: SO'S ATTEMPTED MURDER, ASSHAT DX<
PC: Right.
PC: Of course.
PC: How dumb
PC: Of me.
BP: ANYWAYS WHO'S GONNA ENFORCE LAWS AROUND HERE >:|
PC: ...
BP: THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT >:|
PC: ...
PC: So
PC: Are we
PC: Done here?
EB: no!
EB: felanka you have more to say!
BP: WHAT >:?
EB: salyo!
BP: OH RIGHT >X(
BP: WELL SORRY SALYO FOR GETTING ALL PISSY AT YOU FOR STUFF >:|
WT: Um.. Okay, I guess.
BP: RIGHT SO WE DONE >:?
EB: well i would like all of you to be more friendly but i guess this is a start!
EB: i suppose i cant exactly rush these things now can i!
BP: DAMN STRAIGHT >:|
PC: Yes
PC: I know you like to be fast
PC: But this will indeed require
PC: Patience.

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OD: You know..
OD: I find it funny that Krozu has to be the one getting you to talk and such, when you're the one who's studied psychology here, Anzar.
OD: I would have thought you'd be well prepared to deal with the emotions of yourself and others.
NO: He did admit to me that actually dealing with stuff in real life was rather more difficult than reading about it in books.
OD: Oh, yes. You never really got out much, did you, Anzar?
PC: Sigh.
NO: A sigh; depression?
OD: Perhaps.
OD: How well did you get along with your mother, Anzar?
PC: Ha ha
PC: Yes yes
PC: The irony
PC: I don't care.
PC: Can we please
PC: Get to the main reason
PC: I started this memo?
NO: What would that be?
PC: I have an idea.
PC: But I need to speak
PC: With Halesprite
PC: To make sure of it.
PC: But I suppose
PC: I could explain it
PC: To all of you now...
PC: But I would rather
PC: Have collaborating evidence
PC: Before I bring this up
PC: In the main memo.

Anzar: Explain.

You explain to your friends a bunch of stuff from the Fifth Book of Hale that we already went over earlier.

They are all surprised by this important revelation.

[Siya]

Gold stars for apologies, everyone. I'm very proud of you.

[Chaos Waltz]

Felanka and Krozu> Fall asleep before Anzar finishes talking.

[awfulAlliteration]

Felanka: Misconstrue some part of Anzar's explanation as a sexual reference, and cautiously attempt to hit on him. Again.

[Matrix]

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PC: Okay
PC: So
PC: The monster kind of
PC: Wrecked Joran's tower
PC: Not that Telada had
PC: Built it up to
PC: The gate anyway
PC: But perhaps she could have
PC: If the monster hadn't
PC: Regressed her progress.
PC: Anyways
PC: I am floating near the gate
PC: To catch you lest you fall
PC: Down onto broken house spikes
PC: Or something.
PC: So don't
PC: Freak out
PC: Okay Felanka?

Waramu: Enter.

Okay.

Waramu: Descend.

Down you go.

Waramu: Land already.


Felanka: Enter.

OkaAAAAUGH

Felanka: Descend.

ALXNSXLS<C:LDSC<:LC<:PSXOJMCLKSNCLJNJWBUIDXCK

Felanka: Land already.


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Hey. Anzar. Anzar you there? Hey! Aaaaaanzaaaaarrrr.

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No response.

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Felanka: Ride Anzar like a mechanical bull.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.

[Varkarrus]

oh felanka you never fail to crack me up

[Siya]

> Waramu: Be reasonable and do not react with violence. Just scold Felanka a lot.
> Anzar: Dream

[Crafter1300]

Waramu has the best face. It's official.

[Siya]

Oh, almost forgot!

> Waramu: Warn the others who can't fly to not come through the gate now that Anzar is unconscious.

[Recyth]

>Felanka: "Whaaaaaat? He totes deserves at least this much."

[Scowling Dragon]

>Anzar: Suffer major brain damage.
>Mind powers: Go wonky (No not *wink)

[Weeaboo]

Who thinks Felanka needs some kawaii-ing?

[hero122]

Who thinks Felanka needs some kawaii-ing?

No time like Kawaii time, just like my sister says.
...I don't agree with her most times.

[awfulAlliteration]

Waramu: Take your turn on the mechanical-Anzar-ride.

[Matrix]

MIRROR UPDATE

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Waramu: Warn everyone in SPRL about the falling hazard.

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OD: Just a warning to everyone, Joran's tower is very much incomplete.
OD: Do not enter my gate until further notice, preferably from Telada herself.
BP: BUT WHAT IF I WANNA ENTER YOUR GATE >;D
BP: SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN >;D
BP: I THINK I HAVE A.. "KEY" SOMEWHERE BACK HOME >;D
EB: felanka what did i tell you about flirting!!!
BP: OH COME ON KROZU SHE WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONE >:)
OD: Yeah.. I kind of did, didn't I.
OD: But you're still annoying, Felanka.
BP: >:(
BP: OH WAIT >XD
BP: MY "KEY" IS RIGHT HERE IN MY SYLLADEX >;D

Felanka: Show Waramu your "key".

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OD: OH DEAR HALE.
OD: Put that away, Felanka!
OD: It is incredibly indecent!
BP: WHAT >:?
BP: IT'S JUST A PHALLIC CHUNK OF PLASTIC >:)
OD: Well I don't want to see it, knowing where it's likely been!
BP: WOULD YOU LIKE CERTAINTY IN THAT KNOWLEDGE >;D

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BP: HEY WHAT D:<

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BP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHATEVER I CAN JUST ALCHEMIZE A NEW ONE LATER >:I
BP: STUPID TELADA AND YOUR STUPID CURSOR >:(
BP: I WAS GONNA SMACK MONSTERS WITH IT. IT WAS GONNA BE FUCKING HILARIOUS >:(
BP: LIKE, "HAHAHA FELANKA IS KILLING IMPS WITH A FUCKING DILDO, HOW CRAZY IS THAT!?" >:(
QM: Then I am pleased that I took action to arrest this blatant idiocy before such egregious shenanigans could make their way out of that insipid burlesque show you dare to appoint as gray matter and into the graceful half-continuum of my appointed sphere of influence, space.
BP: WAIT WHAT >:?
BP: THAT WAS JUST TOO MANY WORDS, I CAN'T EVEN PICK SOMETHING OUT TO TURN INTO INNUENDO >:O
BP: WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT >:(
RC: IIIIIIIIIII am the Witch, not HERRRRRRRRRR!
BP: WHATEVER >:I
LI: So Telada, you admit that there is actual fucking physical space here, amazing.
QM: Virtual space is a subcategory within the sum totality of the concept of space, you ignorant buffoon.
LI: Great to hear you're still clinging desperately to those batshit delusions like a fucking koala bear hugging that damn eucalyptus tree so it can always get its fix it's constantly jonesing for.
QM: Oh cease your incessant blathering, I do indeed have work that must be completed for the safety of our spirographic-gate-enabled intertolic travel.
QM: I will now discontinue bringing forth my gaze upon this motley insane asylum of an instant messenger chat room.

Azrela: Be pestered by Felanka.

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-- burningPassion [BP] began pestering ravishingCalignosity [RC] --

BP: HEY YOU >:|
RC: And just what do YOOOOOOUUUUUUU want???
BP: SO YOU CAN SEE DERSE RIGHT NOW RIGHT >:?
BP: EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE AWAKE >:?
RC: INDEEEEEEED, I can.
BP: OKAY DO YOU SEE A PSYCHIC GUY ANYWHERE >:?
RC: Uh...
BP: PINK HAIR, ADORABLE POUTY FACE >:?

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RC: OHHHHHHHHHH, yes! I SEEEEEEEE him! Oh he does really look so CUUUUUUUTE in his confusion!
BP: HAHA YEAH I BET HE DOES >:D
BP: SO OKAY THAT'S ANZAR TELL HIM I SAY HI >:D
BP: AND SORRY FOR THE WHOLE MAKING HIM FALL AND KNOCKING HIM OUT THING >:\
RC: WAAAAAAAIT, what?
BP: THE GATE THING WARAMU SAID >:\
RC: Ohhhhhhh, I SEEEEEEEE.
RC: MAAAAAAYBE I should push my horrible BROOOOOOOOTHER through that thing and see what HAAAAAPPENS! It should be just WOOOOONDERFULLLLL!
BP: HAHAHA YEAH HE SURE DOES SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE >:D
BP: MAYBE EVEN WORSE THAN KAZUNO AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING >XD
BP: ANYWAYS YEAH I GUESS YOU CAN TELL HIM WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE WHOLE DREAMING THING NOW BEFORE HE TOTALLY FLIPS HIS LID >:\
BP: OR MAYBE NOT BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN IT IS ADORABLE WHEN HE DOES THAT >:D
BP: BUT THEN AGAIN I GUESS I'M SUPPOSED TO STOP PISSING HIM OFF >:\
BP: SO I DUNNO YOUR CHOICE >:\
RC: ...You're giving MEEEEEEEE a choice?
BP: YES >:?
BP: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT >:?
BP: DID I ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON SOME ABSURD DARK CUSTOM >:?
RC: WEELLLLLL, no.. er.. yes? SOOOOOORT OFFFFFF, I guess.
RC: I am just not used to being given CHOOOOOOICE in AAAANNNY matter whatsoever.
BP: OH RIGHT YOUR SOCIETY IS RETARDED OR SOMETHING >:O
BP: WELL IN TOL SANITY WE LET PEOPLE CHOOSE THINGS INSTEAD OF HORRIBLY OPPRESSING THEM AND STUFF >:D
RC: Yes, I KNOOOOOOW!
RC: I just NEEEEEED to get used to it is all.
BP: OK WELL I'M GIVING YOU THAT CHOICE, SO THAT SHOULD HELP YOU WITH THAT >:D
RC: Well, THAAAAAANK you!
RC: Perhaps you are NOOOT a philistine after all.
BP: WAIT WHAT >:?
RC: Well you said you disliked PURRRRRPLE.
BP: OH THAT LOL >XD
BP: I DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN THAT >:P
BP: I JUST KIND OF SAY THINGS YOU KNOW >:)
RC: Oh. I SUPPOOOOSE I see.

[Recyth]

Perverts Unite!

>Azrela: Seduce Converse with Anzar.

[Snowyowl]

Probably just as well they got rid of it. Now Felanka can alchemise a new one, and while doing so she will most likely be tempted to combine it with something in order to make a more efficient weapon against the Underlings.

i.e. laser dildo

[hero122]

Felanka: Alchemize Dilso && Fire || Chainsaw.
Hilarity ensues.

[awfulAlliteration]

Anzar: Fall in love with Azrela, triggering a humorous love-triangle subplot with yourself, Azrela, and Felanka. What the heck, throw Krozu in there for good measure too.

[JordanTH]

Felanka: Alchemize ... Fire ...

Can you even captchalog fire.