Edgestuck

[Ario]

>Velor: Shred to avoid the avalanche you caused by melting the wall.

[Matrix]

MIRROR UPDATE

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LI: Hey, so, since we're all talking here and shit.
RP: Yeah? 3)
LI: I got this fucking thing I wanna talk about.
LI: I've got a plan to get back at that bitch.
RP: And?
LI: ...I'm not entirely sure if I want to go through with it.
LI: Maybe I should just blow something of hers up and be done with it, y'know?
RP: Well bro, does she have anything she values as much as you valued your car?
LI: I dunno. Maybe that robot I accidentally broke, but she was really non-chalant about that whole thing.
LI: She just chucked him in the kernelsprite and was done with it.
RP: Hm. What's your plan?
LI: I don't want to tell anybody.
LI: If even one person knows what this shit entails, someone else will fucking find out.
LI: Now, I'm not saying I don't fucking trust you, bro.
LI: After all, I'm talking to you about this shit right now.
LI: But I don't necessarily trust those other eight motherfuckers Impara brought aboard.
LI: Still not really sure what most of them are capable of.
LI: Nor do I really trust Impara herself.
LI: And I know full well what she is fucking capable of.
LI: Wouldn't want her to start poking at one of my bros just cause he knows too fucking much.
RP: Well dude, I suppose I can appreciate your concern.
RP: But I'm not sure how I'm supposed to convince you one way or the other if I don't know what's going down.
RP: But hey, she did you wrong man.
RP: So if you have some way to deliver the harsh blinding justice upon her ass, I say do it.
RP: Maybe you'll even pop her stubbornbubble.
LI: As if. Bitch is a secret fucking superalloy not even Impara can replicate.
LI: But, thanks for the advice, bro.
LI: It'll be a while before I can get it started, but it'll be so fucking worth it.

-- luminousIndiscretion [LI] ceased pestering refrigeratedPatron [RP] --

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-- quantumMechanic [QM] began pestering refrigeratedPatron [RP] --

QM: Greetings Velor, I address you now because I have been ruminating upon the meaning of this strangest of phrases, and believe that you could administer assistance in the matter with your more artfully inclined intellect.
RP: Oh wow. 3O
QM: Is there some matter that leads you to react to my invitation with such surprise?
RP: Uh, nothing.
RP: So if I'm reading this right..
RP: You want help with a riddle?
QM: Oh no, it is not itself a riddle, though it has appeared in a few such conundrums which I have recorded for whenever I might finally come to a realization upon this phrase and produce solutions by it.
QM: The phrase has appeared in many places on my tol, in the vast majority of instances on its own, though as I have just noted, a few times within the structure of riddles.
RP: Uh, so why do you need my help again?
RP: Aren't you supposed to be a genius or something?
QM: It irritates me so that despite my vast intellect I have not been able to elucidate myself upon its mystery.
QM: But I have come to a realization that perhaps I do not possess the requisite form of intellect in enough quality to address this problem adequately.
QM: Whereas I am much learned in the doctrines and theories of the physical sciences, and the many words of our language, I believe this particular agglomeraion of phonemes is more suited to those with an aptitude for the arts, which I believe you are.
RP: Man. I show you a little bit about music, and suddenly you assume I'm like some kind of complete art buff, like I'm some kind of museum curator or something.
RP: Where the fuck do you even get all these assumptions from?
QM: Are you saying that you are not capable of deducing the qualities of obtuse metaphorical idioms?
RP: I don't really expect to get this, but you may as well lay it on me, since you're here and all.
QM: Very well. The phrase is as follows:

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QM: He must be already here.
RP: Um...
RP: I'm pretty sure that's not anything to do with art.
RP: Really, it's probably just nothing.
RP: I mean, again, I'm not exactly super knowledgeable on art stuff, but that's nothing I've heard before.
RP: I think you should maybe just chill.
QM: Are you absolutely sure of this; the phrase strikes me as ominous.
RP: Just chill and play. Everything'll be fine.

[causelessCogitation]

Oh.
Shit.

[JordanTH]

[awfulAlliteration]

In light of the recent update, I think this is actually even scarier than it would have been two weeks ago.

>Readers: FTFO

[Chaos Waltz]

Hmm. . the phoenix king and his counterpart are both attempting to shield this incicisphere from something. Could that something be LE? Or are they too late?

QM> elaborate on where and when you've found this saying.

[humbleElitist]

"He must be already here."?
is that due to translation, or is that due to other reasons.

[MegaRock35]

I'm calling Red Herrings.

>Telada: Chill and play

[Matrix]

Okay, first things first.



I fixed this panel, because I had fucked up the grammar. Maja is normally in OSV, but I originally had put the phrase in SOV like a doofus. Making it even sillier is that SOV is what the language switches to for questions.

anyways now on to your regularly scheduled.................



























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Telada: Elaborate on where and when you've found this saying.

Like you told Velor.

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It's.

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Fucking.

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EVERYWHERE.

Telada: Chill and play.

Alright. Gotta just stick this last piece in there.

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[JordanTH]

DRAMATIC DOOR OPENING IS DRAMATIC

[awfulAlliteration]

>Telada: Enter. Find more freaky heiroglyphs, and then A TEN FOOT TALL EMERALD CARVING OF A GANGSTER WITH CUE BALL EYES.

[Huntress]

>Telada: Enter. Find more freaky heiroglyphs, and then A TEN FOOT TALL EMERALD CARVING OF A GANGSTER WITH CUE BALL EYES.

This.

[Thycora]

>Telada: Enter. Find more freaky heiroglyphs, and then A TEN FOOT TALL EMERALD CARVING OF A GANGSTER WITH CUE BALL EYES.

yes hi I am going to unlurk now and say I love this comic and thisplz. too amazed to make a command.

EDIT: well poop I dont know how to sue the quote function properly am so sorry -hides in embarrassment forever-

[Varkarrus]

Lord English is anything but subtle.

[Matrix]

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Telada: Find more freaky hieroglyphs.

You resent the insinuation that your language's alphabets are "freaky hieroglyphs"!

Telada: Look at the freaky hieroglyphs.

What did you just say!!! Augh whatever. Who cares.

Anyways, you haven't seen this red and gray text before...


THE RED AND THE BLACK
SHALL FIGHT THE GREEN AND THE BLUE
AND SO THE YELLOW
SHALL COME INTO IMPOSSIBLE EXISTENCE


Oh great. More confusing poetry. You try to apply your knowledge of the wavelengths of visible light to this thing, but it still makes no sense in that regard.

Telada: Continue on.

You eventually come across this dead thing. Look at all those colours... Maybe this thing was writing all this crap everywhere. Then again, you can't see the the bright red or the gray anywhere.

You wonder where this fire came from. Though, you can reasonably suspect that whatever made the fire also killed the thing.

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Well now... What's this? Hmm...

Telada: Be Kardol.

You are now Kardol.

Kardol: Where's your sister?

You shoved her in your sylladex. Normally you wouldn't have been able to, but...

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You acquired something called a DOMINATION FETCH MODUS. It's pretty much the best, only what you deserve. It lets you do anything you please with your sylladex. You can put in and take things out at will. You can take things of any size and of any intelligence. You can even weaponize it at will, with no inventory management shenanigans.

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You also found this SUBMISSION FETCH MODUS. You don't know what it does, and you don't care to. You suppose you'll give it to Azrela whenever you take her out of your sylladex. It seems appropriate for her, you think.

[JordanTH]

Hahaha oh god he captchalogued Azrela

That seems like it would be inconvienent for her

So how does that work, from her perspective, does her awareness just skip to when she is removed again, or does she wake up as her dream self, or what?

Also, the red and the black, the green and the blue, and the yellow... if these correspond to players, then that makes it...

FELANKA AND KARDOL
SHALL FIGHT JORAN AND WARAMU
AND SO KROZU
SHALL COME INTO IMPOSSIBLE EXISTENCE

which makes almost even less sense than before, well that was productive

[awfulAlliteration]

>Azrela: Sulk.

[ICan'tGiveCredit]

Azrela: Eat Cheetos during your existence as an inventory item.

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Azrela: Wake up.

Okay, that's weird. You're not sure where your realself is. You mean, you can feel both your bodies, but the one not on Derse is...

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Again, you're not sure. All you know is that you can't see, hear, taste, or smell anything through your realself. You can't feel anything either, aside from yourself.

Your realself must be in a state of complete and total bondage.

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You are completely turned on by this realization.

Azrela: Do something about this.

Yes, you really really want to! You would have probably just hopped in your dream room you guess, but you're not exactly sure of its privacy, what with that big gaping hole in the wall. Also, you're not completely sure, but you think that if Felanka goes to sleep, she will awake in your room.

That would be awkward.

Especially since she would probably want to join in or something. You mean, she seems like an ok girl, but it's not like you've actually met her in person.

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Unlike him.

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Your state of arousal leads you to the completely irrational action of throwing yourself at Anzar, begging him to take you now. Surely, you think, because he is a boy, he will be in no way disinterested in this.

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He is not amused.

Anzar: What are you doing asleep again?

What? Anzar is too busy being awake to be asleep again.

[Varkarrus]

hit your head

[Destruction Dragon 360]

Dream!/Real!Anzar: Stop being a total chick magnet long enough to enjoy a moment of celibacy.

[Thycora]

Dream Anzar > Politely ask Azrela to GET THE FUCK OFF OF YOU

[Recyth]

> Azrela: Give up on celibate asshole before he attempts to murder you as well and locate new prey.

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Azrela: Continue your advances.

Oh yes, you want to be TOGEEEEETHER with him, entwined and at his MEEEEERRRRRCY! You want EEEEEEEEECSTASY at his direction, you want to be...

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AAAAAASSSSSS OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!

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You are again Anzar and what the fuck just happened.

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OH HALE GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF

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Okay wait. Two selves at once, like Azrela? She must have done something to you.

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But where did she get your dreamself... Wait. This self has been awake and autonomous. This isn't your true dreamself. This is one of those weird copies you made earlier. You wonder how he escaped Kardol.

Regardless, he is now you. Well, he was always you, but now his few distinct memories have been added to your own, along with his body being controlled by you. You don't feel all that weird. He hadn't been a seperate being long enough to really change from being you, so the merger was smooth.

[causelessCogitation]

> Anzar: Push her off and politely explain why this can't happen.

> Azrela: Be too overcome by your desire to pay attention.