Legend of the Hunter - 58
Now, the GENERAL'S TURN has come. Utilizing his enormous reach and power, he unleashes one of his most fearsome attacks...
RANDOMLY FLAILING AROUND.
He's got that backscratcher twirling like he's in charge of fuckin hurricane factory
And his arm plate scarf gold thingy just tried to EAT me!
I take that kind of thing personal
Any ideas, smartass?
You decide to overlook that last comment. Right now, there are MORE PRESSING ISSUES. Surely, the General won't be impressed by ineffectually shying away from his assault!
Wasn't that dragon toothbrush never, ever supposed to be set on fire...? You wonder what was up with that.
Gwydian seizes the opportunity and charges forward, not to pass by the whirling guisarme, but rather to CREATE A DIVERSION! Will its DISTRACTITUDE be sufficient?!
Yes, it will.
THIS IS FOR MY BEER YOU FUCKASS
Which was totally my fault, actually
But who cares, be blinded by the flames of ATOMIZED BEER!
AAAARGH MY EYES MY POOR SENSITIVE EYES!
THWARTED BY THEORETICAL PHYSICS YET AGAIN!
which certainly doesn't seem honorable to ME,
than might it be too much of a bother to take a break?
Because I definitely don't plan on cheering by the sidelines.
Uuuuh, you're great, Mr. Slick, buuuuut -
This is JUST STUPID!
THERE IS NO TAKING BREAKS IN A BATTLE OF TRUE MEN!
YOU SHOULD WITNESS, YOUNG DRAGON MAIDEN, AND LEARN FROM THE AWE-INSPIRING EVENT THAT IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE!
Once I can see again, aaargh.
THIS IS NOT FINISHED, HONORABLE EXORCISTS...
FAR FROM IT!
FUUUUUCK WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT A DRAGON-THEMED GUY BREATHES FIRE
OH GOOOOOOD WE CAN'T FLANK HIM LIKE THAT
AAAAARGH SERIOUSLY WE SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING
DAMMIIIIIIT WE HAVE TO GET CLOSE SOMEHOW
GRRRRRR WE ARE SO STUPID TO BE SURPRISED LIKE THAT
NOT HELPING GWYDIAN
NOT HELPING AT ALL