POSSIBLY HELPING GWYDDI FIGHT DIRE BEERS!
POSSIBLY HELPING GWYDDI FIGHT DIRE BEERS!
THE INTERDOODLIUM (final)
As for other saints... rest assured there's bound to be more of 'em in this world. Really, it's only a matter of time until there's more about them.
Like right about now.
He's an acolyte. She's a saint.
Tell you what: as an aside, I'll try to find out more about the developers. There's got to be some story behind this game, with all these half-finished game concepts and easily derailed quest hooks. Actually, this sounds like a really good project for the break after chapter 2!
And heeeere some more stuff about the actual beliefs of the Grand Dragon followers!
On the Grand Dragon's children
And that's it - the last Interdoodlium of the break. On 8th October, chapter 2 is gonna start for real!
See you then!
Hydra Dire Beers.
That's one for the history books.
Legend of the Hunter - 41
In which a ceremony is being held
And several grand appearances are made
And plans collide
And brothers step into action
Hello and welcome back to "Legend of the Hunter"! When we last left off, the brothers were just preparing to confront the general - well, one of them was, anyway. At the same time, the mysterious woman turned out to be possessed - by the very demon that the brothers are preparing for. How will Sebastian deal with this? Will the general see through his bluff? Why is the demon after the ultimate weapon as well? And will Gwydian ever do something plot-significant?
Find out: now, and in future chapters of Legend of the Hunter.
It's the night of the festival, possibly the greatest that the city of Videgotto has ever seen.
There are FIREWORKS, parades, loud music, colorful decorations and soldiers everywhere, to remind everyone of the simple fact that, yes, there will be a jolly atmosphere, AND THE JOLLINESS WILL BE DEFENDED TO THE DEATH.
We do not take part in such foolishness.
Free beverages, coltish dancing and mingling among the common people...
That is not our idea of having a good time.
You are the BEAST MAGE, and you have come here to assassinate the BARON OF WINDFALL.
There he is, that OBSCENELY RICH AGITATOR. He is enraged because his exclusive party was THOROUGHLY CRASHED. Some brutish moron forced his way in, babbling that he knows the bouncer's girlfriend and that would JUSTIFY DEMOLISHING EVERYTHING BREAKABLE AND FLAMMABLE IN THE ROOM.
Poor Baron of Windfall.
First, his "allies" hire us to keep him out of politics for good...
...and then, some barbarian barfs on his carpet.
Truly, no greater tragedy's ever been told.
Of course, being a good guest of the baron (and DEFINITELY NOT AN ASSASSIN DOING SOME POLITICIAN'S DIRTY WORK WHILE ALREADY PLOTTING TO BETRAY HIS EMPLOYER), you immediately tried to stop the raging drunkard. To your surprise, your trusty WARPSPELL was absorbed by some strange magic cat-creature that followed that triple-chair-wielding idiot everywhere. And then it transformed. Hu. Strange, really.
Next time you see that thing, you'll just cast SOMETHING MORE EXPLODEY at it.
Hm. It would've been easy for us to kill the Baron amidst the confusion.
But, is that a way to behave for a future ruler like us?
No, we refuse such cowardice! IF we are to kill a person on SOMEONE ELSE'S ORDERS, then we shall do it GRAND, at least.
Well, now or never. While the baron is distracted berating his DEFINITELY TOO PASSIVE GOLEMKIND BODYGUARDS, you charge your trusty ARCANE WEAPON with a healthy dose of SUPREMELY POWERFUL MAGIC.
It's not like we would be capable of magic OTHER than supremely powerful one.
As a future ruler, we have ascertained that modesty is for losers.
There! The baron's back is turned, your weapon is ready, your mind is set. This will be your stepping stone for even greater influence! KING SKAL HIMSELF SHALL FEAR YOUR NAME, whenever he's not busy fantasizing about dragons or some shit.
That means, you will have to put up a GRAND SPECTACLE! And much more importantly, you'll have to make sure everybody knows who you are, if you want them to fear you.
Now, WHAT WILL BE THE NAME that shall strike terror into every onlooker's heart...?
==>It is time to give our mysterious Beast Mage a name fit for an ambitious megalomaniac with a royality complex!
That's not even a real character portrait up there, is it
...dammit. This game can't even get its character portraits right.
Hey look, it's a wild Signature!
fake name> Ted Nugget
Hmm.... I find the Beast Mage less interesting than the 6 character slots up there on the save screen.
Now I wonder, does that mean there's six playable characters, or does it mean that there can be a maximum of 6 characters in a party at any given time?
Wait, I've played the game before, I know the answer to that already.
BUT EVERYONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO JUST GUESS IF TRISTAN IS ONE OF THOSE CHARACTERS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok, for serious now... The Beast Mage ought to have a name that no native to a kingdom which venerates dragons would ever have... maybe a reference to a certain literary dragon slayer?
Beast Mage: Be named Beowulf
>Gheorghe, or just George.
Legend of the Hunter - 42
You approach the BARON OF WINDFALL.
Good day, dear fellow.
We will deign to give you our name, for it is one of utmost importance...
Startled, the baron asks you why you TALK LIKE A STUPID PERSON. Who let you in here anyway? This is- er- WAS an exclusive party, and last time he checked, silly furcoats weren't on the dresscode. Neither were WEAPONS CRACKLING WITH ARCANE FIRE.
Oh, he says.
As we said, it would be best if you knew our name.
You see, I intend to kill a certain Baron of Windfall tonight.
Perhaps you could give me a hand.
Deliberately slow chuckle.
What in the who?, says the baron, startled and now increasingly frightened.
Remember it for eternity, for the underworld knows no greater honor than to be killed by the future RULER OF THE WORLD!
But AMBITIOUS PEOPLE need AMBITIOUS NAMES, no? And so, you started calling yourself Beowulf. It's really surprising what people believe you once you have your own castle. And YOUR OWN ALL-POWERFUL MAGICAL ARTIFACT, you guess.
The GOLEMKIND BODYGUARDS show the appropriate reaction.
Frankly, you hoped they'd do this. Your arcane flames versus the ENIGMATIC FIRE BURNING WITHIN ALL GOLEMKIND. Time to go wild! You might just carry out this assassination, but you'll make it known nonetheless that it's you ONE SHOULD NOT MESS WITH.
YOU, Sigrar Dorothy Sturge, lovingly called "Siggy" THE GREAT BEOWULF!
Let the UNNECESSARILY DESTRUCTIVE BATTLE commence!
Dorothy: Use the money magics!
Drunken flying train operator: crash into a building, interrupt battle