Legend of the Hunter: Chapter 4 - [S] Fight. Talk. Don't die.

[Godbot]

> Take them all out with one bullet.

[Malrone]

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The only way I will accept this chapter as canon is if the Brothers face off against the Storm Engine in a dramatic mid-air boss battle aboard the train, forcing some uneasy alliances among the passengers.

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Well, actually this whole adventure is amazerific, so that's just my suggestion.

>Deal with this like you do every time. REMIND them who holds the Ultimate Weapon!

[Kocel232]

Beowulf: Shoot the biggest one in the face to establish dominance.

[That Didn't Stop]

SHOUT YOUR NAME!

[Wandering One]

Sleuth Mage Diplomacy.

[Druplesnubb]

Demons: Easily kick Beowulf's ass.

<-suggestion hipster

[suomynonAyletamitlU]

Sleuth Mage Diplomacy.

Sounds good to me

[Professor zobot]

Sleuth Mage Diplomacy.

Ok, granted I posted the "pose as a team" thing, but maybe we should cut down on the Problem Sleuth references before someone draws fanart of "Ace Mage" or something...

[Chaos Waltz]

Ok, granted I posted the "pose as a team" thing, but maybe we should cut down on the Problem Sleuth references before someone draws fanart of "Ace Mage" or something...

Welp, now I have a project for tomorrow

[OnBackorder]

I really like that white demon that just looks like a cruddy, human outline with an unhappy face. He doesn't blend in at all, and could probably leave a wicked paper-cut.

> Summon an even bigger, scarier, more vengeful demon to take care of the problem.

[Professor zobot]

Welp, now I have a project for tomorrow

...drawing Ace Mage, Booze Inspector, and Problem Knight?

[Torquemadras Trump]

Legend of the Hunter - 152

>Remind them just who carries the Ultimate Weapon around here.

These demons have forgotten their place.



But you will REMIND THEM. You are the one who enslaved them. You are the one who will rule the land. You are the one able to COMBINE SEVERAL OF HIS ABILITIES.

GAME INFO
Beowulf's combat mode, POINT'N'CLICK, allows the mage to access several mechanics from the good old point'n'click adventures! He can combine any technique or item with another one, or something on the field, to increase its effect. In this case, he combines MONEY MAGIC and SUMMON ANGRY CREATURE!

Not everything can be combined, of course - and that fidgety cursor doesn't do Beowulf any favors. Ever tried to click on a tiny, fast-moving target where every miss could mean an accidental combination with something else...? Yeah.

It's got its advantages, though.

Time to unleash your GREATEST POWER...



MONEY.

Well, and powerful demon magic. But mostly money. You love money. The only thing you love more than money is THE MONEY OF OTHER PEOPLE!

Beowulf: suddenly forget where youve seen that green demon before

We summon thee, creature from the financial depths!
Crush these fools with your capital weight!
Have a disastrous impact on their economy!

...wait, do I know that big green demon?
Naaah, must've been deja vu.
Now, lest you forget, slaves -

SHOUT YOUR NAME!

WE ARE BEOWULF,
FUTURE RULER OF THE WORLD!
YOU WILL SERVE AND FEAR US!
YOU CANNOT OPPOSE THIS MUCH MONEY, FOOLS!
AHAHAHAHA! AAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!



Haha. Our spirits have been lifted.
Butler demon! Jeeves!
My name is not Jeeves, Sir.
Shut the fuck up, Jeeves.
Using both our arcane power and tremendous riches to crush my enemies has been a most pleasurable experience.
We are now ready to commence strategizing!
Prepare the chamber of Yes Men!
Sigh...
Very well, Sir. I shall wake up the Yes Men so that you may consult with them.
Did you just fucking SAY 'Sigh'?


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Sleuth Mage Diplomacy.

...man, I gotta doodle this myself. But maybe someone beats me to it

I really like that white demon that just looks like a cruddy, human outline with an unhappy face. He doesn't blend in at all, and could probably leave a wicked paper-cut.

Congrats, you helped that guy get on the second picture of this update! And, yeah, most demons are pretty much an exercise in coming up with extremely derpy looking monsters not really meant to be taken seriously.

I love my derpy monsters. ^^

[Wandering One]

...can I see that doodle when it's done? :3

>Mr. Siggy: Before you can stratererize, recieve a reminder of the stinky, poverty-striken life you left behind before you obtained ultimate power. Be accosted by a wild flashback

[Professor zobot]

>Beowulf: Muse over these new developments. The situation has gone rather critical. Clearly Lady NaumBomb didn't live up to her end of the bargain. She didn't have nearly the control over the situation she thought she did. Consider seeking new allies if she can't pull off her side of things next time.

>...also, review your list of yes men. Who is the most pathetic?

[distainfulCatalyst]

>Beowulf: Consider summoning one guy who isn't a yes man, just so you can denounce his criticisms in the hammiest ways fathomable.

[Kocel232]

Beowulf: Oh, come on, throw the poor butler a bone! Refer to him by his name, which he clearly just told you! Not Jeeves.

Yes Men: Be horrifying creatures of nightmares... Who totally worship Beowulf to the point where it's just kinda creepy for all involved.

[Dreamscythes231]

(I was going to suggest raising the demons salary.Oh well money magic is better.)

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To Torque.you are awesome,this is awesome,you are awesome.That is all.

Suggestions.

Dorothy:Make an overly elaborate plan involving several arch-demons,a hilarious disguise which may or may not involve ruby slippers and a dog(most probably may),and MONEY,lots of it.

{For later.}
Lady Naum: So how are you feeling with the bootlicker slut dragon maiden.

Esmerelda: Alchemize a more beautiful crown than before to present to the Spider King.You need to bring back the Spider king's favor,as one of his loyal subject

Several bad things:Happen instantaneously

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BTW guys,I had searched the game, I found out more on Mr.Twiddlefeet.
It was on a blog that was taken down due to plagiarism issues.

Apparently he has many possible classes,two of which are the most powerful and is determined by gender.
The ways were very confusing and really really irritating since it was from poorly translated Korean.Figures.

But there was a comment,apparently the two most powerful forms of Mr.Twiddlefeet were the Cat-Lich Lord(for male) and Cat-Necro-priestess.(For female)

The Lich Lord and The Necro Priestess can revive dead people to zombies according to the comment but it is very hard to do.It involved feeding Mr.Twiddlefeet a rare necronomicon,and apparently the priestess is stronger at giving curses while the Lich Lord is a master of the impure arts,basically poison and stuff,it had many typos so I am still not sure.

Well hope this helps,id this is true,we can probably revive Arthur and Lamard(Curse you HelmstrOOOooooooooom!)

[Godbot]

> Exposit on how you managed to get so rich

[Wessolf27]

>Beowulf: Exposit about your previous journey to Villainhood by Singing a song of villainy.

[Dreamscythes231]

>Beowulf: Exposit about your previous journey to Villainhood by Singing a song of villainy.

> Exposit on how you managed to get so rich

Okay,combining this with one of my previous commands just because.

Dorothy Beowulf:Sing a villain song with dance expositing on how you became so stinking rich and your pathway to villainy,along with revealing your plan to the audience of assassinating King Skal which may or may not include you wearing ruby red shoes and bringing a hell demon hound.

[Malrone]

Okay,combining this with one of my previous commands just because.

Dorothy Beowulf:Sing a villain song with dance expositing on how you became so stinking rich and your pathway to villainy,along with revealing your plan to the audience of assassinating King Skal which may or may not include you wearing ruby red shoes and bringing a hell demon hound.

>Be Walthon Diznee. Produce song, reap profit.

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Ignore Wizard of Oz reference

[Torquemadras Trump]

Legend of the Hunter - 153

>Beowulf: Consider seeking new allies if Lady Naum can't pull off her side of things next time.

You have a lot to think about. Lady Naum may be in a very useful position to ensure your further rise to power, but there's clearly powers at work that she has no influence over. You'll have to do some RECON yourself... Such as, who the brothers are, what they plan to do with the possessed girl they took with them, and how much Skal knows.

So you put on your COMFY THINKIN' SHOES and prepare your PRICELESS PONDERING PIPE to have a casual STROLL OF INTELLECT. You can't afford another public humiliation like back in Videgotto.

Hurry up, Jeeves. Have everything ready before we arrive!
...certainly, Sir.

> Exposit on how you managed to get so rich

And so, you start walking through your tremendous REPOSITORY OF RICHES. You love watching your accumulated wealth so much, it's more than worth it to walk the long-ass way to the strategy room by foot. Seriously. Look at all that gold. Ancient dragon statues made of jade. Actual gold ships. Giant coins, as in coins used by giants. The sheer value of all this is so large, it impacts the economy of neighbour countries just by existing, like a super-heavy concentration of currency, finally collapsing and turning into a devastating BLACK HOLE OF MONEY, accelerating all that has value with light speed straight towards your pockets.

A good amount of this was already here when you took over the castle. With your frequent demon enslaving raids, you also picked up all the hidden riches left behind by civilizations that had been overrun by demons. And the raids! YOU LOVE RAIDING. Too bad you can only spend so much time stealing stuff until your reputation suffers from it.

...you know what, Jeeves?
We feel like reminiscing.
Sing a song in praise of our achievements.
A song, you say. You want a song.
Haha, you don't like it?



Theeeeeee very Ooooo-ppoooo-siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite, SIR!
Wait, what?

Dorothy Beowulf: Sing a villain song with dance expositing on how you became so stinking rich and your pathway to villainy,along with revealing your plan to the audience of assassinating King Skal which may or may not include you wearing ruby red shoes and bringing a hell demon hound.

This is the TALE
of DOROTHY!
Known to us all
as BE-O-WULF!
He was orphaned and poor
Yes, he dreamed of glamour
I changed my mind! You can stop!
YES, THE BOY
KNOWN TO US ALL
as BE-O-WUUUUUUULF!



He who DARED dream of fame,
a god's smile his way came,
he found a gift in the depth
Known to us all
as UL-TI-MATE!
...god.
We don't know what's worse. The fact that you SING,
or the fact that we never know what's gonna rhyme poorly next.
NOW! The time had come
to lash out at the world,
to claim what he was owed!
Give me power! Give me wealth!
For you denied that from me for so long!
Such exclaimed the boy,
then known to them all
as BE-O-WULF!



YEEEEAAAAHEEAAAAHEAAAAAA
Uh yeah
Shwoop-a-shawoop-da-shooooshoooooo
YEEEEAAAAA-YYYEEEE-HEEEAAAAAAA
Beowulf! Beowulf! Beowulf!
HMMMM-HMMMM-OOOOOOOHHHHHH-YEEEEEAAHHHH
Known to us all yeah known to us all yeah
BADABIDABUBADABARABADALADABA
Yeah yeah accursed slaver who I'd gladly kill ooooh yeah
BEEEOOOOOWUUUUUULLLLFFFFF



Okay, yes, no.
You're not allowed to sing anymore, Jeeves.
You suck. And your backup singers suck.
My art thrives not on appreciation alone.
Can't imagine that it could.

Okay, that was somewhat of a derail. The song roughly described how you found the ULTIMATE WEAPON one day. You mastered its use and started taking what you felt you deserved - EVERYTHING. You would have shifted the spotlight more to your rampant application of supreme magical firepower, away from... any embarrassing origins.

>...also, review your list of yes men. Who is the most pathetic?

Finally, you have arrived at the STRATEGY CHAMBER. Your Yes Men are waiting inside. Your Yes Men are always recruited from your demons, changing places frequently. That ensures one thing:



Every single one of them is THE MOST PATHETIC.

Greetings, colleagues!
We're meeting today in an atmosphere of friendly discourse!
You are free to disagree,
so please don't take the blades above your heads as discouragement.
Today's topic: how to assess the danger that the brothers pose for us!

Who wants to go first?


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[Armok]

... Wait so "the ultimate weapon" isn't just an euphemism for cash right?

[Professor zobot]

Discourse Demon: Attempt to offer some valid input: Be one-shotted by the blade. A king doesn't let the leader of a rebelling force offer him advice.

....and that's all I got.

[Professor zobot]

Discourse Demon: Attempt to offer some valid input: Be one-shotted by the blade. A king doesn't let the leader of a rebelling force offer him advice.

....and that's all I got.