WHY AM I DOING THIS AAGGGHH. Look, there's a thing here and you can talk a lot about adventures and stuff specifically.
I TOTALLY STOLE THIS. SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME BEFORE THIS KLEPTOMANIA GETS OUT OF HAND. THESE HANDS HAVE BEEN IN PLACES UNSEEN BY HUMAN EYES.
I command that we must chat stuff here forever and ever. SO THAT THIS THREAD MAY EXPLODE, GLUTTEN UPON THE COMMENTS WE RAIN DOWN ITS THROAT AND THEN THIS STUFF WILL SPREAD ACROSS THE FORUMS LIKE GUTS STREAMING DOWN THE LEGS OF A FILTHY WILD DOG WITH MAYBE RABIES.
Then we can sacrifice the souls of the manned to the gods above and be all that much closer to heaven on Earth and there will be ducks there. I really like ducks. Seven is a ducky number, right? Right. So let's make this thread so ducky you won't even know what to do with yourself.
Here's a duck to start us off:
YOU CAN'T BEAT THE DUCK
YOU CAN'T BEAT IT
BUT YOU MUST TRY TO BEAT IT TO STAVE OFF THE FAILURE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE
Still failure is inevitable and the sooner you accept this the sooner we can all go home. With ducks.