Your name is VRISKA SERKET, currently 10 sweeps old, and you are in SOMEONE ELSE’S HOUSE.
This is because you are a MASTER THIEF. You like to consider yourself the BEST THIEF in all of the Alternian Empire. Not some PETTY THIEF who only turns to crime because they don’t know what to do. You’ve had OTHER JOB OPTIONS, tried your hand at other things; you just didn’t enjoy them very much.
Although you are fairly new to the world of professional thievery. This is actually your FIRST REAL HEIST in what will hopefully be a long life of INTRIGUE, DECEPTION, and LUXURIOUS ITEMS that didn’t initially belong to you. But for right now, that 8-BALL over there is looking particularly intriguing… perhaps it would make a good memento of what will surely mark the beginning of your LONG and SUCCESSFUL career?