Fanstuck

[ectoToreador]

Here you lie in your bed, about to wake up and start your morning.
But you are not doing so fast enough! Wake up, I say!


No, this will not do. Get out of bed and look more presentable, at once.
At least put on your glasses.




Hey, Where are you going?



No, there's no update.
And there may not be for quite a while.


This is the adventure of the life of an avid MS Paint Adventures follower.
This is

By the way, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Carol Swanson.

[Xanaboy13]

>Elizabeth Roquestar

[crash826]

> Juliet Strauss
> Samantha Girard

[animatedBlasphemy]

>Claire Jones

[woopyfrood]

Maya Mademan.

Play a mysterious house-editing game.

Decide on strife specibus.

[ectoToreador]

>Elizabeth Roquestar

>Claire Jones

Your name is Elizabeth Jones
You are a teenaged girl who is unemployed and not currently a student of any kind.
You live at home with your family and have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. (And yet, somehow not enough.)

Your hobbies include reading Homestuck, drawing Homestuck fanart, searching blogs for Homestuck fanart, and Homestuck. All of which are done on your computer. Which makes sense, since your computer is practically the only thing in your room.

What do you want to do, Liz?

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Break your computer by accident.

[The One Guy]

>You just got up, right? Go eat breakfast. While checking the MSPA Forums of course.

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You ... have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. (And yet, somehow not enough.)

All too true...

[crash826]

> crash826: Compliment visually pleasing aesthetic style of artist of adventure.

What the command parser said!

> Bang head on bottom of computer desk, begin spirit quest.

[animatedBlasphemy]

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Woooo! My last name got used~

>Pester some chums!

[g0m]

>Go outside to see the weather

[Ixcalibur]

> Dress up in your Homestuck cosplay outfit and archive binge while listening to all the homestuck music on repeat. Also ask Hussie on formspring if he is considering manufacturing a Homestuck breakfast cereal. All those other breakfast cereals just aren't Homestucky enough for your discerning taste.

[crash826]

> Dress up in your Homestuck cosplay outfit and archive binge while listening to all the homestuck music on repeat. Also ask Hussie on formspring if he is considering manufacturing a Homestuck breakfast cereal. All those other breakfast cereals just aren't Homestucky enough for your discerning taste.

> Get a bowl of lucky charms. Then use a very thin knife and a microscope to carve each green clover into a spirograph.

You will have Stuck-Os or you will DIE TRYING.

[Snowmanne]

>Go on a quest to build a static paralysis machine that you will go into until the hiatus end

[ectoToreador]

>Break your computer by accident.

Oh, man like you'd ever be so stupid to do such a thing.


But seriously, time to use the computer.


WHOOPS



wha? wabu wabu wabu wha?




Good thing you aren't THAT stupid. You couldn't imagine what you'd do without your computer.

[ectoToreador]

>You just got up, right? Go eat breakfast. While checking the MSPA Forums of course.

Since you just woke up, you should probably eat breakfast, brush your teeth, shower....


FORGET THAT! You want to go on the MSPA Forums!


You get to your computer and click your --

Wait. Something's wrong.


Well, that can't be, your computer was working a second ago.

But you can't ignore your computer's sudden inability to function. There isn't a dang thing you can distract yourself with if you can't use your computer. As unbelievable as this sounds, you're going to have to something you would only do in the most desperate of situations.You're going to have to...




...LEAVE YOUR ROOM.

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[Amora]

... This is amazing. 0-0

> Go, as fast as you can! You must get back to the safety of your room ASAP.

Alternatively,

> Get lost in your own house, if you really never leave your room, then you probably don't know your way around to well.

I fail at making suggestions, sorry. :P

[animatedBlasphemy]

>Have an encounter with your guardian(s).

[ectoToreador]

When did your house GET SO BIG?


Traveling should be illegal in more than just Basketball.

As you work your way throguh the halls, you notice some photos hanging. The people in them look unfamiliar to you. You guess they could be your family.


You decide that you want to go to the kitchen. Wherever that is. You think it might be downstairs.
It's probably downstairs.


Stairs?


You can't help but think of the zany antics of a certain comic.


What's so hard about THIS, Sweet Bro?


FUCK


You'd be laughing if IT DIDN'T HURT SO GOD DAMN MUCH.


That's what you get for playing on the stairs.
If only someone could have warned you.

We could continue our journey to the kitchen, but we'll have to wait for you to regain consciousness.

[standardoperation]

> Remember in fact that you were warned, or rather, told about this sort of thing. In an unconscious flashback dream of course.

[Psiberpunk]

> Have fanciful chat with mysterious spirit guide.

[Snowmanne]

>House: Have no food

[Lazro]

>House: Be the imp totally empty except for the Celebrator of Fans.

>Celebrator of Fans: Wake up.

[MagicHats]

To the KITCHEN, besides, where else would you get your food?