Be The Sea Dweller Highblood

[Lucus Casius]

>Sufferer: Die


All of your life, you had been driven by your hate. Hate for your lot in life, hate for the highbloods who had forced you to live as something more lowly than the lowest peasant, hate for the system that empowered them to keep you low or even kill you if they pleased.

Hate for the universe that had spawned this madness.

And above all…



Hate for yourself. Hate for the monster that should never have existed. Hate for the one who had caused madness and death. Hate for the Sufferer who had brought suffering upon the entire race.

And the idiots worshipped you for it. Worshipped you for murder. Worshipped you for your wrath. Worshipped you for dooming the entire species to extinction.

They should have been the ones to do this to you. They should have been wise enough to see your crimes for what they were. But no, instead they built a church and prayed, blind to their own doom fast approaching.



You are about to commit the only good, just action you have ever committed in your entire life.



You are about to die.

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This is, of course, a fanadventure of a fanadventure. Specifically, this fanadventure is directly inspired by Ckret2's Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood

Disclaimer: Any and all events in BtSDHb are considered non-BtSDLb-canon until confirmed by Ckret2. BtSDHb is one troll historian's interpretation of the facts, and while he attempts to be as faithful as possible, not all information is true and much of it is lost. Also you kids keep making weird suggestions that happen to alter the story. Thank you.

Written by Lucus Casius. Illustrated by Takum.

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Fanart

Solitary Student: Actually know more than Terrin, on top of the snarky commentary.

Terrin in a rabbit outfit. I just died xD

EDIT: Here, have some crappy fanart!

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...He fell down in his hurry, or something. (Resisting the urge to make a shitty stairs joke)

This HAS to be the first fan art of a fan adventure of a fan adventure of a webcomic. If it's not, I will personally flip every table within a ten mile radius. (That's not actually the reason I drew this, I legitimately thought it would be fun)

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Is Sharpeye Sharklaw/Cuviercestor at least a thing in this? Please?

>Terrin: Arrive at class. Discover a grand total of one student, who proceeds to make snarky commentary on...well...everything.

Solitary Student: Actually know more than Terrin, on top of the snarky commentary.

Terrin in a rabbit outfit. I just died xD

EDIT: Here, have some crappy fanart!

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...He fell down in his hurry, or something. (Resisting the urge to make a shitty stairs joke)

This HAS to be the first fan art of a fan adventure of a fan adventure of a webcomic. If it's not, I will personally flip every table within a ten mile radius. (That's not actually the reason I drew this, I legitimately thought it would be fun)

...Fan art of a fan adventure of a fan adventure.

Fanception if I ever saw it.

Not deep enough yet. Needs like, one more layer.

YO DAVVG I HEARD YOV LIKE FANART
SO I MADE SOME FANART OF YOVR FANART
SO YOV CAN LOOK AT FANART VVHILE YOV LOOK AT FANART

>Be the Studious Subjugglator Minority

Okay. You sit quietly in class and listen intently to what the teacher says, unlike the rest of these losers.

You will almost certainly ace this class. You just hope that this teacher doesn't think that he mixed up your grades with the insane gold blood like the last five ones did.

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Sorry, too lazy to go find the Cuvier one someone made a while ago.
>Shit, let's be Sharklaw.

You pulled that directly out of my folder. :3

I still vote for the Condesce, by the way.

I also vote for the Sufferer to develop flushed feelings for her during the course of the rebellion that are as insane as they are unrequited.

Does what Takum draws outside of canon BtSDHb count as fanart? HOW SHOULD I KNOW.

Alright! So! Calopry here and I drew this for BtSDHb!

It's all from the point of the view of the pocketwatch, that poor, poor pocketwatch.

http://i.imgur.com/I8lWh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vKpMd.jpg

[Takum]

Welcome to Be the Sea Dweller Highblood!

As stated above, fanception etc

anyway formspring links for the writer and artist are available below

Lucus Casius (writer)
Takum (illustrator)

Also, inane drawings and stuff that appear in the memo and that CA told me to put here:

updated 10/2

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Calopry is the best thing


memo shenanigans, we "operate" on CA


hehehehehehehehehehehehehe


and I will leave my roar on



SS......



==>Terinn: have all the girls. all of them.



READ THIS IT IS AMAZING v (links to the full sized comic in its glory) courtesy of caloprymnusGenome



everyone loves Terinn, especially CG



early Terinn concept



behind the scenes of SDHB



part 2



something about the condensce in the memo, I forget



memo rp shenanigans

[JRCrusher]

Reveal first playable character.

[mythmonster2]

> Meanwhile, years in the past (and possibly many)...

[crash826]

> Be Eridian. Not Eridan. Eridian. The extra I makes a world of difference.

[recklessBlather]

> Think of your beloved Disciple and your figure of support, the Dolorosa. Reconsider?

Alternatively,

> Suddenly remember that the notorious pirate you've heard about, Orphaner Dualscar, will pillage the romantic-comedy theater you've worked too coddamn hard to establish. HATERAGE.

[ckret2]

*FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT*

*RESISTING URGE TO MAKE SUGGESTIONS, THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE A BAD IDEA*

*STILL FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT*

THIS IS A THING AAAAAAAAA--

[Takum]

make the suggestions, all of them

IT'S ONLY FAIR

so if I do fanart for this, does it become update art? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Lucus Casius]

>Be The Suffering Land Dweller

Oh shit oh shit oh shit



Your name is Terinn Cogita, and you are very, very late.

Ever since you were a little wriggler, you had dreamed of becoming a member of the illustrious SCHOLEVISCERATORS. To that end, you spent your youth collecting all manners of artifacts and ancient knick-knacks of historical interest from old sites across the troll home world of ALTERNIA, some of which may or may not have been stolen by you from FLARPers, or by them from you. Of particular interest to you personally were the Journals- records collected and/or written by trolls long dead, a legendary Scholeviscerator amongst them. The things are precious to you, partially due to the expense and time you put into locating them with the help of a Red-blooded colleague, partially because of the information they contain, and partially because you might like books a bit more than is necessarily healthy.

In any case, the material presented within the Journals is astonishing. Revolutionary, even. People routinely mock you for it.

BUT YOU SHOWED THEM! YOU SHOWED THEM ALL!



They didn’t get permission from the Condesce herself to teach wrigglers from the books themselves after sending in what must have been dozens of requests, did they? They didn’t get permission to go back to Alternia! They didn’t get to meet a class of-

Oh right, late.

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Sorry. THIS is the first playable character. THE GUY WHO CAN TAKE THE FALL FOR GETTING STUFF WRONG!

[Miiko-chan]

First ninja....wow.

[Oblivion]

Be someone completely unrelated to the main characters of a similarly-entitled story.

EDIT: Welp, ninja'd by my request being answered preemptively. Awesome.

HURRY IT UP ALREADY. Your ride is Waaaaiting!

[animatedBlasphemy]

Durp. I never got into BtSDL. I probably should now due to all the hype.

>Be Sollux.

[kaoticAntagonist]

>Newly crowned Empress and best friend of the Sufferer: Find body.

fuck, ninja'd. Ah well, it still stands.

[ckret2]

(BTW, LC, if you have any more questions about any things, just PM me.)

(I like answering questions.)

(Apparently I am the creative consultant.)

[recklessBlather]

>Terinn: Totally random exposition, starting with your favorite ancestor! Fanboy gratuitously while doing so.

[Takum]

Any updates posted under my name are completely plot irrelevant, but please don't start giving weird requests okay?

actually, what I mean is that weird and outlandish commands are fine and probably encouraged, but I don't know how much longer I will make these irrelevant updates for so don't expect anything

commands I decided to pick hidden below v

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==>Be Sollux


You cannot be Sollux! He is not in this fanadventure!

==>Be Eridian


...now what?

[cautiousCapricorn]

Terinn: Reveal your sym69l and typing quirk

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Terinn: Spare no one.

[Apathy]

>Tick-tocka-ticka-tocka, hurry on now for you are running late!
Oh, ticka-tocka-ticka-tock, can't afford distractions - must make haste!
Come, ticka-tocka-ticka-tock, time moves on, it gives you quite a scare
Oh, this teacher hasn't got a single moment left to spare!

[medmedina007]

Terrin: Mad Laughter all the way to the crazy bank. You must invest this crazyness in stocks and bonds of excellent quality. .

[Stikk]

Terrin: Equip Seafoam Green 1/2xShuttershades.

[Barcode]

>Be Cuvier! Be Cuvier motherfucking Safiro! ...He is a thing in this right? RIGHT?

...please?
>Failing that, Terrin: Be the white rabbit. You're late! you're late for a very important date!

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I'm just... amazed. I'm reading a fan adventure of a fan adventure of a webcomic.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Seconding the shuttershades!

[ckret2]

> Start your lecture with a hilariously inaccurate historical anecdote, so as to gauge the students' reactions to see how many of them actually read the assigned texts.
> Make a mental note to corporeally punish any who are not wearing "wtf is this bullshit?" expressions.

[Takum]

whew! man, I am drowning in all of these commands

edit: gif works now

==>Terinn: Reveal your sym69l and typing quirk

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==>Terinn: Spare no one.

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==>Tick-tocka-ticka-tocka

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You suddenly feel like dancing.

==>Terrin: Deposit your Mad Laughter all the way to the crazy bank...

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You have so many crazy laughs that you do not need to invest!

==>Terrin: Equip Seafoam Green 1/2xShuttershades.

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You don't know why, but you feel l!ke a cooll kid.

==>Be Cuvier! Be Cuvier motherfucking Safiro!

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Unfortunately, Cuvier has more pressing things to do than lounge around in another adventure.

[intangibleInsight]

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Is Sharpeye Sharklaw/Cuviercestor at least a thing in this? Please?

>Terrin: Arrive at class. Discover a grand total of one student, who proceeds to make snarky commentary on...well...everything.