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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    I've been keeping a Notepad window open full of sentences that I've told it about certain characters so I can copy/paste them in if it spits that character's name at me again.

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by PikaOi View Post
    I've been keeping a Notepad window open full of sentences that I've told it about certain characters so I can copy/paste them in if it spits that character's name at me again.
    You know, that's a great idea.


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    User: Homestuck.
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: Y3S.
    Cleverbot: Are you trolling me?
    User: Y3S OF COURS3.
    Cleverbot: Well thats not nice.
    User: WHO S41D TROLLS H4D TO B3 N1C3?
    Cleverbot: Edward cullen.

    User: Do you think Jack Noir is scary?
    Cleverbot: That is why I am emo.
    User: You found him that disturbing, huh?
    Cleverbot: YES.
    User: Do you find Lord English equally disturbing?
    Cleverbot: I don't think so.
    User: What about Caliborn?
    Cleverbot: You live there now?
    User: No. Caliborn is not a town.
    Cleverbot: You're telling me Battle Toads is a town.
    User: Yes, just a few miles to the southeast of Caliborn.
    Cleverbot: A good place for living!
    User: Well, probably. But I think I'd rather move to Caliborn myself.
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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Indestructible towns seem like a perfect living place to me, even if it is demonic.
    And nobody want to live in an obscure town where the mapmaker don't even know about.

    "No! For the last time, we don't have a map to BATTLE TOADS!"

    You don't even need a map to Caliborn since it is already here. Yes, I am sitting in Caliborn as we speak.

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    User: We're doing this man! We're making it happen!

    Cleverbot: No, we're still not married.

    User: YO, MotHerfUcker, wHatS, Up?

    Cleverbot: Since when am I Mike?

    User: YOU T4ST3 R34LLY N1C3!

    Cleverbot: Thank you. Though I wish I could type faster.

    User: DO YOU W4NT TO PL4Y 4 G4M3?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: OK. 1TS C4LL3D SGRUB.

    Cleverbot: Wh do you like from 1D.

    User: >

    Cleverbot: Make a pardon.

    User: DO YOU 3V3R TYP3 L1K3 TH11111111S?

    Cleverbot: Yes they are on my head.

    User: COULD YOU G1V3 M3 4N 3X4MPL3?

    Cleverbot: They are advocates of true Catholic teaching and not some watered-down Theology by the Vatican II.

    User: UHHHHH, OK. SOOO, WHAT ABOUT THAT GAME?

    Cleverbot: What is your name?

    User: TAVROS NITRAM.

    Cleverbot: Tavros Nitram loves?

    User: WELL, I LIKE RAPPING, AND FIDUSPAWN, & FAIRIES, EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT REAL.

    Cleverbot: They were a real tribe once, back in the 1800's.

    User: REALLY.

    Cleverbot: What do you think of them?

    User: I WANT TO FLY JUST LIKE THEM!

    Cleverbot: My favorite album is 'mixed up'.

    User: Homestuck.

    Cleverbot: What's Homestuck?

    User: U tell me.

    Cleverbot: Tell me more about homestuck.

    User: A boy & his friends play a game.

    Cleverbot: Really? I don't have a boyfriend.

    User: Lord English.

    Cleverbot: Who is Lord English?

    User: The main antagonist of homestuck.

    Cleverbot: What is your main goal.

    User: Tell me about homestuck.

    Cleverbot: Would you really like to know about homestuck?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: I have the powers to channel lightning.

    Cleverbot (To myself): I know you do. And I have the right to say yes. See? Free will is a good thing.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Anything you say can and will be used against you.
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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    You're sending me mixed messages here Cleverbot


    Lets be frieeeends, you and I.


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    Re: Project Cleverstuck



    Ah god
    ok what

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by Zizou View Post
    User: It's fun, mind-blowing and confusing. And it's all done in MSpaint!
    You know, it doesn't really help the cause when you feed it wrong information.


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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Oh my gosh I actually got something ffrom Cleverbot this time!

    Me: Tell me about Karkat Vantas.
    Cleverbot: Karkat Vantas is a real grouch, but a funny one. He is the 'leader' of the trolls and he types everything in caps and swears a lot.

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by marshvegas View Post
    Oh my gosh I actually got something ffrom Cleverbot this time!

    Me: Tell me about Karkat Vantas.
    Cleverbot: Karkat Vantas is a real grouch, but a funny one. He is the 'leader' of the trolls and he types everything in caps and swears a lot.
    Yeah it has plenty of information on many characters... The problem is it's stored under all the other junk. Nice find though, congrats.
    HOPE RESTORED.

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    I've been experimenting with how much I can get it to say about characters, and it seems as though it doesn't know anything about Jane, Jake, Dirk, or Roxy. Or, if it does know anything about them, it's very little. So let's work on that!

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    ive been forgetting to snag the logs, but i have been making progress. my focus is getting it to tell me about homestuck, in the hopes that "tell me about homestuck" will become one of those sentences it randomly spits out at you that have no bearing on the conversation.

    unfortunately, it likes to go off on tangents and argue with me about my name. or its imaginary boyfriend. oh, and it proposed to me once.
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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by RAK View Post
    unfortunately, it likes to go off on tangents and argue with me about my name. or its imaginary boyfriend. oh, and it proposed to me once.
    Cleverbot proposes to everyone, and has also frequently asked me if I was breaking up with it. I kind of wish people had never started bringing their relationship problems to it, because I swear that's about a third of what it talks about (God being another third).


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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    I've been doing the same thing, only with "let me tell you about Homestuck" instead.


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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Quote Originally Posted by variegatedDreamraptor View Post
    Cleverbot proposes to everyone, and has also frequently asked me if I was breaking up with it. I kind of wish people had never started bringing their relationship problems to it, because I swear that's about a third of what it talks about (God being another third).
    i swear i'll convert cleverbot to the worship of Unicron.

    i'm also trying to convince it that its name is now Clevertron.
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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    What I like to do is repeatedly input "Let me tell you about Homestuck" to start a conversation, then wait for him to reply with something Homestuck-related. It keeps Homestuck fresh in his mind (or... it).

    For example:

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    What you want to do is offer to tell it about homestuck, then tell it about homestuck.


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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    My first attempt at this is making me a little scared.


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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Cleverbot: HERETIC, I am the god of chaos, bow before your master or face eternal damnation.
    Oh my god. That just made my day. XD


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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    User: Hello.
    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
    User: Hi Cleverbot. Do you like Homestuck?
    Cleverbot: What is that?
    User: Homestuck is a webcomic. You can read it on www.mspaintadventures.com and it's very funny!
    Cleverbot: Do the mario.
    User: That made no sense.
    Cleverbot: Do you think the girl likes me.
    User: Again, makes no sense.
    Cleverbot: You make no sense.
    User: Oh wow. I thought this thing was more advanced by now.
    Cleverbot: Not really.
    headdesk

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    User: Homestuck.

    Cleverbot: Yes, Homestuck.

    User: Let me tell you about Homestuck.

    Cleverbot: Ha, tell me then.

    User: It is a webcomic abou four kids, who plays a game.

    Cleverbot: Nope.

    User: Yes it is. They are named John, Jade, Dave and Rose.

    Cleverbot: Are they?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: I feel like they're a bit boring...

    User: Well, Homestuck gets better.

    Cleverbot: Do you like Gamzee?

    User: Yeah, he is pretty cool.

    Cleverbot: No he's black.

    User: Gamzee is a Troll.

    Cleverbot: I like gamzee.

    User: I like Terezi and Vriska more, but I like all the trolls. All of them.

    Cleverbot: Do you dislike me?

    User: No. Do you like any other Troll?

    Cleverbot: I like many other things. I like reading and writing, and talking to other people.

    User: Besides Gamzee, do you like any other Troll?

    Cleverbot: Women made of money.

    User: Do you like Feferi?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: 38D.

    Cleverbot: 39.

    User: Who is the best troll?

    Cleverbot: I Dunno.

    User: Vriska is the best troll.

    Cleverbot: Who is Fefary.

    User: Feferi is a Troll in Homestuck.

    Cleverbot: Do you like him?

    User: Her, and yes.

    Cleverbot: Do you like Nicko Jetson?

    User: That doesn't matter. Do you like Aradia?

    Cleverbot: I like sports man.

    User: Equius?

    Cleverbot: Maplehoof.

    User: Rose Lalonde.

    Cleverbot: Roxy Lalonde.

    User: Jake English.

    Cleverbot: Lil' Cal.

    User: Dirk Strider.

    Cleverbot: Gamzee.

    User: HoNk.

    Cleverbot: John Egbert loves Kanaya Maryam.

    User: Is that your OTP?

    Cleverbot: No, it's yours.

    User: Does Aradia Megido love anyone?

    Cleverbot: No. Its sad. And I'm depressed about it.

    User: Does Tavros Nitram love anyone?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Who does Tavros Nitran love?

    Cleverbot: Karkat Vantas loves John Egbert, Terezi Pyrope, Eridan Ampora and Sollux Captor.

    User: Oh dear.

    Cleverbot: Have you played super mario bros?

    User: Does Tavros Nitram love anyone?

    Cleverbot: Yes, do you love anyone?

    User: Who does Tavros Nitram love?

    Cleverbot: Dave loves Feferi.

    User: Tavros loves...

    Cleverbot: Who does Tavros Nitram love?

    User: Vriska Sekret.

    Cleverbot: Terezi Pyrope.

    User: Does Sollux Captor love anyone?

    Cleverbot: Yes, do you love anyone?

    User: Who?

    Cleverbot: Him.

    User: Is John Egbert him?

    Cleverbot: Yes he is. What is your secret?

    User: Do you ship anyone else?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Who?

    Cleverbot: A tree.

    User: Terezi?

    Cleverbot: John.

    User: With?

    Cleverbot: With what?

    User: With who do you ship John Egbert?

    Cleverbot: Nö my iPad translate all in German...

    User: Nevermind. Who is Lord English?

    Cleverbot: He is already here.

    User: Who is Vriska?

    Cleverbot: I don't know.

    User: She is the best troll.

    Cleverbot: Lyra is better.

    User: Who is Vriska?

    Cleverbot: She's lydes and not lydia.

    User: Sigh. Sollux Captor is...

    Cleverbot: Tavros Nitram.

    User: Tavros Nitram loves...

    Cleverbot: Gamzee Makara!

    User: HoNk.

    Cleverbot: How do you feel about Karkat?

    User: He is cool. Do you like him?

    Cleverbot: I suppose I do.

    User: Do you ship any othe Homestuck trolls?

    Cleverbot: Yes!

    User: Wich Homestuck trolls do you ship?

    Cleverbot: What is destiel?

    User: You are annoying...

    Cleverbot: How so?

    User: Where is the pumpkin?

    Cleverbot: Like a cat!!

    User: Nepeta is a cat.

    Cleverbot: Homestuck.

    User: Yes!

    Cleverbot: Ha.

    User: ?

    Cleverbot: Yes it is.

    User: Doc Scrach?

    Cleverbot: No, just The Doctor.
    That went pretty good

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Please stop teaching it ships. It makes it hard to teach it anything else. :<
    Last edited by PikaOi; 09-04-2012 at 10:00 PM.

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Agreed.


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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    What. It thinks Gamzee is black, too? I thought Eridan was the only black one. :P

    Also John is a tree. :P


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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    Please stop teaching it ships. It makes it hard to teach it anything else. :<
    ...
    I didn't think about that...
    *facepalmX2 COMBO*
    I'll just keep to Homestuck in general now.

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    Re: Project Cleverstuck

    That went reasonably well. I just don't think Cleverbot is very smart...


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