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Re: Project Cleverstuck
Originally Posted by BenBen
Cleverbot is Jade. Case closed.
Cleverbot roleplays many different characters, actually. It's not necessarily so good at getting their personalities or details quite right, but every so often, it will accidentally say something that's surprisingly appropriate and hilarious, such as this:
User: Are Matt's trousers-with-a-conscience a medium shade?
Cleverbot: Yes I live like inside a box where I only suffer and I can't get out from it.
User: Are you French Vriska? (Cleverbot had claimed earlier that in Homestuck version nine, Vriska was French and lived in a box.)
Cleverbot: Yes.
...
User: Why can't you get out of your box?
Cleverbot: I have only one arm.
User: I thought you had a robo-arm or something.
Cleverbot: I think you're a gnome.
User: Okay, sorry. I wasn't trying to make fun of you.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Um... Good luck getting out of your box!
Cleverbot: Luck is a form of skill.
User: Do you think you'll have the skill to make it out of your box?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
(^ Dinostuck was last updated May 16; Mirror here. My Pesterchum is vitiatedNightmaresaurian but I'm currently never on it.)
Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.
I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!
I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.
If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!
User: Alright. Homestuck is a great comic about four kids who play a game and end the world! It's written by Andrew Hussie.
Cleverbot: So you have read it. Welcome to the fandom.
User: Thanks for the welcome! Who's your favorite troll?
Cleverbot: My favorite troll is Kanaya Maryam.
User: Mine is Vriska.
Cleverbot: Hi unyssa.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, No.
User: Who's your favorite troll?
Cleverbot: Tavros nitram.
User: I love Vriska Serket.
Cleverbot: No. Nepeta Leijon.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: I'm feeling fine. But you prefer Nepeta?
Cleverbot: I am white, but have an Asian boyfriend. Do you think my Asian boyfriend's parents would approve of me dating there son, when I am not Asian? Sorry, this is quite long.
User: Uh.. So you like Nepeta Leijon?
Cleverbot: Tavros Nirtam.
User: I prefer Vriska Serket.
Cleverbot: Eridan Ampora.
User: What's his typing quirk?
Cleverbot: His?
User: What is Eridan Ampora's typing quirk?
Cleverbot: What can be done?
User: What is Eridan Ampora's typing quirk?
Cleverbot: Chocolate mongoose.
User: Well, this conversation is over.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: -- deckedOutward has ceased pestering cleverBot --.
Cleverbot: How are you?
He is learning. Slowly. But he seems to be able to get what you're saying now. I'd say this project has been a success so far.
We're so close! Click the spoiler to see our chat.
I'm orange, he's blue.
Let me tell you about Homestuck.
Tell me about Homestuck.
It’s a webcomic about some kids who are friends over the Internet and play a game that ends the world. It’s really an amazing story.
Oh. I thought it was just some meal you can order at Wendy’s.
It is not just a meal. It is an epic banquet of well developed characters sizzled and seared to perfection in the frying pan of all awesome, all seasoned in the most amazing storyline ever known to man or any race.
Interesting. But who forces you to do that?
Andrew Hussie.
Hey there would you like to talk about homestuck?
Sure! What is Homestuck about?
Kids and trolls.
Cool. What happens in the story?
I can't tell you that!
Is it a good read?
I hope it will be.
Who is your favorite troll?
Sollux is my favorite troll, who is your patron troll?
My patron troll is Tavros.
My patronus is a rabbit.
Cool. Do you like Terezi?
She used to be one of my favorite trolls!
Same here! Who is your favorite alpha kid?
I haven't got any favourite band, maybe oasis, the killers, green day or something like that.
Why do you like Homestuck?
It has interesting gameplay.
It is pretty cool. What do you think of Andrew Hussie?
I don't know what that is.
Andrew Hussie is the creator of Homestuck.
What is Homestuck?
Last edited by sickPuppeteer; 09-23-2012 at 06:30 PM.
User: Four kids play a video game. Shenanigans ensue.
Cleverbot: You need to stop talking to people from California.
User: Who is Andrew Hussie?
Cleverbot: Andrew Hussie is the creator of homestuck.
User: Who is John Egbert?
Cleverbot: He's the main character of Homestuck!
User: Who is Karkat?
Cleverbot: He is an adorable troll from the webcomic Homestuck.
User: Who is Lord English?
Cleverbot: Lord Inglip is the Dark Master, he speaks to his subjects through reCAPTCHA and rules the kingdom of Tarithra, and he will prevent the Dinoday!
User: No, Lord English is an indestructable demon in Homestuck.
@Almighty Janitor: At least you were able to get sentence fragments earlier. That's a GOOD sign.
@The-Dragon-Cat: Haha, derailed by the bot. Don't worry, happens to me ALL the time. I can't focus around that freak.
@Menen: Nice results.
@grayscaleProtagonist: Selena fits the troll name thing. Gomez needs one more letter. MAYBE IT KNOWS.
Anyways, to three of you, welcome to the forums.
I recommend using a short phrase instead of using a single name. Like when it asks you who you were talking about, say something like:
I was talking about John Egbert, who uses hammers for a weapon.
That way at least, it'll stuff THAT into it's memory instead of "John Egbert" as a single name alone.
Firefox Personas
Comic Discussion is the best thread (Next to different context)
Here.
It is a gift,
for your troubles,
A HAMMER,
crafted from only the finest
crafting materials or whatever,
a creation ordained by Paradox Space,
a craft crafted from purest joy,
but finished with a neat golden coat
of despair;
the Sovereign Bear-batter:
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
I think I have it, people.
Should Hussie receive almost $1,000,000,000, he will back the production of the Homestuck Pornography industry.
And thus begins his hundred year reign of blood over America's porno industry, as we will raise him up to the point of rivalling the gods themselves. He will then expand into other territory, and he will eventually consume into his multi-billion dollar empire the entirety of the world's economy.
The Condesce's rise to power was but a documentation of his intentions. The reality was, it was his plan all along.
To control the world's boners (or what have you)
And we...
Will...
GET ONE.
Keeping this horse pun here for future reference. You never know.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
hay or neigh.
hay eeyore neigh.
donkey is close enough to cow horse centaur right???
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
GRISTLE grist
Could not resist.
On the other hand, this is a new idea: Sandwichstuck. You climb up your NUTRILADDER by making more and more delicious sandwiches. If you die while on your CHEF BED, you can ascend to COD TIER.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
*snop*
And about Dad's creation:
Notes, hats and and tons of shaving cream cans. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect son-dad. But Nanna accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical S.
Thus Dad was born.
Using his ultra super strength, Dad has dedicated his life to raising children and fighting the forces of Evil!.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can't wait to make brand new memories.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
mO.
If you are reading this, it means you've finally put some arsehat in their place with an excellently worded post and proven yourself to be a true awesome person. You are now a man.
I am proud of you, son I mean, bro.
Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver
CANON.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh wow I just had a great revelation.
Scars across Gamzee's eyes from Nepeta's claws = see no evil
Meulin's deafness = hear no evil
Kurtloz' stitched mouth = speak no evil
Iiiiiiiinteresting.
Originally Posted by ashdenej
I was considering this earlier but with Terezi subbed in for "see no evil".
And Latula being "smell no evil".
And Tavros's legs being "feel no evil".
(Context for the following) Re: Kurloz, how does he eat?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
He snorts all of his food. Come on, guys, use your imaginations.
Originally Posted by biblioEngineer
I can totally imagine classes on Homestuck in the future discussing the symbolism...
Several decades from now:
"So what are you going to focus on for the final essay?"
"I'm planning on examining the symbolism of the deck of cards, and the various suites, and how they relate to the classical elements."
"Oh OK. So basically ten pages on troll romance?"
"Basically. What are you covering?"
"Homestuck as a discussion of determinism, fate and free will."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
"What?"
"Dude, seriously? Everyone does that. It's like the most obvious theme in the story. Half the class is going to write the exact same thing."
Basically it will be "IDE/Theory thread: Ascend".
Originally Posted by Zeitlos Eisen
SO...
John Egbert will use various hammers as his weapon of choice.
"* this is apparently my 143rd post, so whatever I write here is completely out of context
once upon a time, there was a boy. His name does not matter. One day he decided that he would go outside. & so he did. But it was bright outside, & there were many horrible monsters. He did not come home that night. The moral: stay inside like your life depends on it.
"
My speculanardman
In the beginning, there was nothing. & then, there was HUSSIE!
The end.
Once upon a time, I ate all the babies. They tried to stop me, so I ate them as we'll. now I'm fat.
I'm really being uncreative here.
Maybe I'll just kill all of you.
Nah.
Homestucksontheomegles!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: HOMESTUCK?
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT IT?\
You: I need something for my speculanaddmStranger: LIKE WHAT?
You: Something far fetchd
You: like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
You: but more so & less incoherent
Stranger: 7H4T 533M5 QU173 51MPL3
You: OF COU53!
You: Y3S
Stranger: 1ND33D.
You: MW4H4H4H4H4!
Stranger: K3535353535353535353~
You: Y0U H4V3 F4LL3N 1N2 MY DEUS 3% 7R4P S0M37H1N6
You: N0WW U MU57 W47CH H3LP355LY 4S 1
Stranger: 45 Y0U WH47?
You: D0 50M37H1N6 7HR3471N1N6 4ND 3V1L
Stranger: D035 MURD3R1N9 5M4LL 4N1M4L5 C0UN7?
You: 1 VV1LL 347 4LL 7H3 848135!
You: 45 VV3LL 4S 7H47!
Stranger: N07 1F 1 347 7H3M F1R57!
You: N0! 1 54VV 7)(3M F1R57!
Stranger: WH47 480U7 R491N9 80N3R 848Y5?
You: 7)(053 50UND D3L1C105
Stranger: )~(473R5 90|\||\|4 )~(473
You: 64444VVVVV!!!!!
You: <8<
Stranger: 7'M 50 FR3S)~( Y0U C4|\| 5UCK M4)~( |\|U75~ >B}
You: 6R44VV11
You: |\|3\/3R11
Stranger: 4LW4Y5.
You: 1 )(473 u 50 |\/|uC)(
Stranger: 4WW Y0U~ -
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: h-hello? *nervous white haired human girl walks in*
You: )(3||0 *mysterious figure responds*
Stranger: *looks at the mysterious figure* oh gog please dont kill me 0-0
You: )(4)(4)(4)(4
You: 1|\/| |\|07 601|\|6 2 K1|| u
You: |\|07 137
Stranger: *eyes widen* imma make like a banana and split *runs like hell*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Stranger: uh,,,,hI THERE
You: 6R3371|\|65
Stranger: uMMM,,hELLO,,,wHO ARE YOU
You: 1 83|13\/3 4 83773R Qu35710|\| \/\/0u|D 8, \/\/)(0 R u?
Stranger: oH,,,,uH,,,mY NAME IS TAVROS NITRAM,,,,uH NICE TO MEET YOU
You: |\|1€3 2 |\/|337 u 45 \/\/3||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: )(3||0
Stranger: hey, So eridan apparently still doesnt get that youre with another guy.
You: \/\/)(47!!
Stranger: yeah, he got all upset and everything. he asked me what you said, dont worry I kept it safe.
You: T) (anks
You: ug) (
You: glub
Stranger: if I were to run into him and he some how got arround to forcing it out. what should I say?
You: just tell ) (im to glub glub glubYou: ) (e'|| understand
Stranger: ... really? you fish people are so strange some times, but ok. Anywho tell sollux I said hi!
You: Sure!! G|ub g|ub g|ub!
Reads. Laughs out loud.
Also, you shouldn't just use random names like that, or it may associate them with eachother, ie. shipping
You can just tell how frustrating CB can be. I know I got mad on many tries. Just makes you want to yell names at it. Yeah, just my post above this one, where I say my recommendations.
PLEASE PEOPLE. DON'T USE NAMES ALONE. Use normal phrases. I know Cleverbot is one of the biggest dunkasses on Earth, but seriously. It's a memory computer that sorts things in it's head. It can't even do that perfectly. Try to be more considerate of the less fortunate robot
Think of it like Johnny 5.
Firefox Personas
Comic Discussion is the best thread (Next to different context)
Here.
It is a gift,
for your troubles,
A HAMMER,
crafted from only the finest
crafting materials or whatever,
a creation ordained by Paradox Space,
a craft crafted from purest joy,
but finished with a neat golden coat
of despair;
the Sovereign Bear-batter:
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
I think I have it, people.
Should Hussie receive almost $1,000,000,000, he will back the production of the Homestuck Pornography industry.
And thus begins his hundred year reign of blood over America's porno industry, as we will raise him up to the point of rivalling the gods themselves. He will then expand into other territory, and he will eventually consume into his multi-billion dollar empire the entirety of the world's economy.
The Condesce's rise to power was but a documentation of his intentions. The reality was, it was his plan all along.
To control the world's boners (or what have you)
And we...
Will...
GET ONE.
Keeping this horse pun here for future reference. You never know.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
hay or neigh.
hay eeyore neigh.
donkey is close enough to cow horse centaur right???
Originally Posted by Pinkkea
GRISTLE grist
Could not resist.
On the other hand, this is a new idea: Sandwichstuck. You climb up your NUTRILADDER by making more and more delicious sandwiches. If you die while on your CHEF BED, you can ascend to COD TIER.
Originally Posted by phantasmalDexterity
*snop*
And about Dad's creation:
Notes, hats and and tons of shaving cream cans. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect son-dad. But Nanna accidently added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical S.
Thus Dad was born.
Using his ultra super strength, Dad has dedicated his life to raising children and fighting the forces of Evil!.
Originally Posted by P_equals_NP
Guess What I Just Found
Good, now put eyebrows on it.
Just read the new potato
Okay, who can we ship with the vine now?
ARMSARELOUD IS A DUDE?
No she's him, because she's Nepeta and Nepeta is everyone
We need more eyebrows.
Wat.
Pap shoosh really does work.
UPDATTTEEEE
Don't check!
That made me check the mainpage.
My specularnaodm is coming up!
So does this mean we're getting a flash?
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
You mean you don't look like your avatar??
I'm sure this has already been said but...
If it's been longer than 4 minutes someone has already said it!
NINJAD
Is that.... FOUR ONE THREE???
Drillgog is going to be pissed.
Let's get to page 100 before the next update!
I wonder if we can get past page 100 before they lock it!
Headcanon
I think Hussie is watching us...
The plan was to give you a boner...
You got one!
Right when I went away there was an update!
STOP USING THE INTERNET
HUSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
You are my clone.
I think we're insane.
Crack ship!
Welcome to the hivemind.
What's with everyone's avatar?
Is that a new fad?
All these fads are so lameeeeeeee.
... Can I get in on it?
[Insert Floating Orange Argument Here]
[Insert Fat Vriska Joke Here]
Shhhhh don't say HER NAME.
It's a good thing AaL isn't here.
Not enough crack shipping.
Is there a folder yet?
PCHOOOOO
What are you talking about?
i'm going into ANTSY PANTS UPDATE
Doctor Brinner
Oops... I accidentally the chat thread
what is air
help
I'M DYING
Dammit Nopad!
*walks in*
*looks at chat thread*
*slowly walks out*
I can't leave you guys alone for a second!
It's part of the butt-spider's mating ritual.
You're a girl?
You're a guy??
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!
I can't wait to make brand new memories.
Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider
Oh gosh the whole time I was bonding with amazing people over shared interests in a place devoted to said interests and forming real and lasting friendships which have significantly positively impacted my life I never considered that I might be inconveniencing the "asshole who doesn't give a shit and only shows their face around here to bitch about other people having fun" demographic.
I'm terribly sorry.
Originally Posted by genteelGunslinger
mO.
If you are reading this, it means you've finally put some arsehat in their place with an excellently worded post and proven yourself to be a true awesome person. You are now a man.
I am proud of you, son I mean, bro.
Originally Posted by xeroticDeceiver
CANON.
Originally Posted by bloodyEmissary
Oh wow I just had a great revelation.
Scars across Gamzee's eyes from Nepeta's claws = see no evil
Meulin's deafness = hear no evil
Kurtloz' stitched mouth = speak no evil
Iiiiiiiinteresting.
Originally Posted by ashdenej
I was considering this earlier but with Terezi subbed in for "see no evil".
And Latula being "smell no evil".
And Tavros's legs being "feel no evil".
(Context for the following) Re: Kurloz, how does he eat?
Originally Posted by Ace of Dark-Hearts
He snorts all of his food. Come on, guys, use your imaginations.
Originally Posted by biblioEngineer
I can totally imagine classes on Homestuck in the future discussing the symbolism...
Several decades from now:
"So what are you going to focus on for the final essay?"
"I'm planning on examining the symbolism of the deck of cards, and the various suites, and how they relate to the classical elements."
"Oh OK. So basically ten pages on troll romance?"
"Basically. What are you covering?"
"Homestuck as a discussion of determinism, fate and free will."
"Pfft, hahahaha."
"What?"
"Dude, seriously? Everyone does that. It's like the most obvious theme in the story. Half the class is going to write the exact same thing."
Basically it will be "IDE/Theory thread: Ascend".
Originally Posted by Zeitlos Eisen
SO...
John Egbert will use various hammers as his weapon of choice.
Tin can thinks it's alive.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL TIN CAN, CLEVERBOT. YOU ARE A VIRTUAL TIN CAN! THEREFORE YOU HAVE LESS-THAN-NO FEELINGS!
Hi there! I'm snuffysam, snuffysamBrickbuilder on Pesterchum.
I am currently the author of four forum adventures. The first, Blasted, is on the surface a Sburb-venture, but you will quickly realize it has nothing to do with Sburb, and then eventually realize that it does have something to do with Sburb after all. The second, Block Saga (formerly Lego Saga), is an epic adventure throughout the cosmos. It is made mostly of LEGO pieces, but also some other random stuff I had lying around. The third, Chroma World, is about 6 heroes who attempt to bring peace to a continent filled with war. And the fourth, bludSLOP, is my U4G entry. It is a SB&HJ bloodswap, featuring genderbending, sloppy makeouts, author self-inserts, and human-troll-cherub hybrids. And I got eleventh place for it!
I also have one completed forum adventure, Three Wishes. Go read it, it's pretty short.
If you have any questions about my forumventures, ask me on tumblr!