The arcana is the mean by which all is revealed...
Alternia is a quiet place. It's routine is almost the same: Culling, mauling, burning. Most trolls do this.
But one day, one of them decided to change things... break the ice. In one of his cullings, he found a game-grub... doing some searching, he finally found out that it was a multiplayer game, meaning he needed a team to play it.
Not aware of any possible danger, he started rounding a team of random trolls over Trollian... why's that?
A hunch. And most of all, the fun.
With that in mind, he willingly made what would be his life's largest gamble.
You have a variety of INTERESTS, such as WILD WEST MOVIES, EXPLORING, playing your HARMONICA and ACOUSTIC GUITAR, and so on. But by now, you are mostly hyped because of a certain game that you found... well, not much. One of the raiders you culled some sunsets ago had a gamegrub on him. It was of a game called Sgrub.
Unfortunately, the game did not do much alone. After a lot of research, all you found out was that it was a multiplayer cooperative game... nobody seemed to have heard about it. Well, "only one way to find out". And so, you started inviting friends.
Flynnt: Invite The Chariot.
...Chariot? What? You don't know of no chariot. But oh well, you'll start inviting a friend, Cirrin. And as such, you walk over to your husktop.
[03:04] -- doubleGunslinger [DG] began trolling recreantOctopus [RO] --
DG: Howdy there, pardner.
RO: hey Flynnt
DG: How's it going?
RO: wonderful
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs recoupercoon is leaking again
DG: ...Damn, that's bad.
DG: Can't sleep in it anymore?
RO: no CIRRIN RUNFAR just flops around in a shallow puddle
DG: ...Ωʊch.
DG: Hey, if ya want, yoʊ can always pass some time here, ya know.
DG: Recʊperacoon's all nice aroʊnd here.
DG: And also, that's give ʊs some more time to debate an idea that I had here
RO: er why not? this hive is falling apart anyway
RO: whats this idea
DG: Foʊnd a new gamegrʊb one of these days.
DG: Ever heard of Sgrʊb?
RO: no neverheard of it
RO: is one of these new ones that wont play on CIRRIN RUNFARs crappy husktop?
DG: Nah, probably not. Heard it's kinda light.
DG: Bʊt nobody ever heard of it too. Searching for info of it is hard.
DG: From what I got, it's a mʊltiplayer game.
RO: bah who cares about finding info on it
RO: you just play it and pick it up as you go along
RO: whats the worst that could happen?
DG: ...Yeah, that coʊld work too.
RO: hey count CIRRIN RUNFAR in then
RO: hey is PL gonna play?
DG: Yeah, I think I'll invite her
DG: The more, the merrier, right?
DG: I'll think on more people to invite later
DG: If yoʊ have anyone on yoʊr mind, yoʊ can call too
RO: no not really
RO: well unless you count some old friends
RO: but CIRRIN RUNFAR would rather not talk to them
DG: ...Right.
DG: Well, there probably won't be any of those in the team.
RO: well theres also this bridge keeper
RO: SP
DG: ...Right, right.
RO: but only as a last resort
RO: god hes so annoying to talk to
RO: everything CIRRIN RUNFAR wants to cross that bridge
RO: which is often because otherwise you have to take the long route to get anywhere
DG: ...Right.
DG: Well then, yoʊ can come over to pass some days
RO: sure thing
RO: see around then
DG: See ya.
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] ceased trolling recreantOctopus [RO] --
...Right, one invite. So now for...
Death.
You have no friend called Death. But you do have Siskus. Who you were already thinking of inviting. Simple. Easy. You're already on trollian anyways, so you call her.
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began trolling puppetLusus [PL] --
DG: Howdy there, miss.
PL: Well well, Lewest EST. Been a while, has AS it not?
DG: Sʊre has. How's it going?
PL: Well, uh UH. Fairly well ELL...Nothing special IAL has happened ENED, really.
DG: ...And what's ʊp with the echoing?
PL: Oh hm. Nothing ING. Decided to OO change my quirk IRK, mix things INGS up a little TLE.
DG: Right, right.
DG: Even thoʊgh yoʊ were never one for innovation, heh.
PL: I had AD a sudden change ANGE of mind IND.
DG: Anyways, I foʊnd a new gamegrʊb here.
PL: Now, did ID you have AVE a reason to contact ACT me? I'm rather ATHER busy.
DG: Ever heard of Sgrʊb?
PL: Hm, good OOD timing ING.
PL: And no, OO I haven't.
DG: Damn, no lʊck.
PL: If you UU called me EE to talk about OUT a game, I'm blocking KING you faster than AN a grub eats ATS a leaf.
DG: Everywhere I search has no knowledge of it.
DG: Well, from what I got, it's a mʊltiplayer game, so I was thinkin' of inviting yoʊ to a session.
DG: And relax. Also, there are probably no grʊbs aroʊnd, so yoʊ won't be able to calcʊlate the speed of the leaf-eating, heh.
PL: Yes. Pure speculation ION.
DG: So? Interested on tryin' it oʊt?
PL: Hmm, alright IGHT. It's been a while ILE since i played AYED anything with anyone ONE else than Tiarna.
DG: Ωh yeah, yoʊ can invite her too.
DG: The more, the merrier, right?
PL: Right IGHT.
PL: Ugh, lets talk ALK about thise later ER
PL: Something ING just came up UP.
DG: Sʊre, go ahead.
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] ceased trolling puppetLusus [PL] --
...That was actually faster than expected. And it's cool by now, you guess. You'll think on more people to invite soon. You'll have plenty of time...
====> Be deat...I mean, Be the lusus, chastise the grub.
You are now Siskus Avarro
And that's just what you were intending to do. While you were talking to Flynnt, Saskes managed to climb to the ceiling. Again. You really need to get grubslime-proof walls.
After several minutes of prodding, cooing, and finally resorting to your powers, you manage to get the grub down, and back to her makeshift recuperacoon. Now, Flynnt mentioned a game, didn't he?...
Your train of thought is broken as you see Saskes climbing on a wall AGAIN. She has been way too energetic for you to handle tonight...Looks like you'll have to resort to desperate measures. You quickly send Cull to bring Saskes to her usual lookout on top of your head, and fire trollian up.
====> Contact the hanged man
Hanged who? Calling a dead person might be easy for some maroonblood with the required powers, but you can't do that! Besides, you're much too busy calling Jules.
-- puppetLusus [PL] began pestering dejectedMechanic [DM] at 19:42 --
PL: Hey Ampiter PITER, you there REE?
DM: -like, yeah.-
DM: -like, not like I have, like, much else to do.-
PL: Dammit MIT. For the record CORD, I still don't like IKE you, but could OULD you come over here REE at some point?
DM: -sure. like, what for?-
PL: Nothing HING about you really, it's about BOUT that freaky thing that you have
PL: Rally, or whatever EVER
DM: -oh. yeah. Rally. like, that's what I thought, and stuff.-
DM: -... like, Rally says hi. he's kinda, like, right over my shoulder here.-
PL: Ugh. That thing HING creeps people out UT more than Lil' Cull does OES, you know?
DM: -sigh-
PL: But for some OME stupid reason Siskus likes IKES it.
DM: -like, i know. like, not much i can do about him, though.-
DM: -but Rally seems to, like, like the attention.-
PL: It's a freaky REAKY thing at any NY rate.
PL: Still, she's been EEN jumping up and AND down on that picture it drew for her.
DM: -like, really?-
PL: All the goddamn DAMN day long
DM: -ha, that sounds kinda, like, cute, actually.-
PL: ...Yeah, it kind of is. Anyway, I figured RED that she's trying to tell TELL me something
DM: -like, what?-
PL: She might IGHT want to see him again GAIN.
DM: -huh, that makes, like, sense.-
PL: Judging from the fact ACT that she just let LET go of my hair, I'm right
DM: -... he says that he, like, thinks it'd be a, like, good idea.-
PL: Fuck.
DM: -not that I really, like, agree with him.-
DM: -but, like, whatever.-
PL: Yeah, guess UESS it's unavoidable.
PL: I'll just JUST...fix things up a bit over here.
DM: -like, okay.-
DM: -when do you, like, want us over?-
PL: You're welcome COME to get over here when HEN you feel like it.
PL: Take your damn AMN time
DM: -like, maybe I will.-
DM: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I can't wait!!!!! 8D
PL: What.
DM: Haha, it's Rally!
PL: Oh god OD dammit
DM: I took my master's keyboard, but I'll be off in a second!!! 8D
DM: I just wanted to express how excited I am for playing with the grub in which you are being the custodian of!!!! 8D
PL: Sigh. Thanks ANKS to you, Siskus is now stuck in the screen CREEN.
PL: Can't even VEN see what you're saying ING over there
DM: haha!! 8D
DM: Hiiii Siskus!!! 8D
DM: We're gonna be over soon and we're gonna be able to play once more!!! 8D
PL: There we WE go. Yeah, I'm sure SURE she's pretty fucking KING happy too.
PL: Just don't make AKE a mess this THIS time
DM: Oh, I promise I won't!!
DM: I will be very sure to tidy after myself!!! 8D
PL: ...Why does DOES that sound vaguely GUEL ominous
DM: -augh, I dunno.-
DM: -dammit, sorry.-
PL: Look, Thing RALLY, just...
PL: Oh, there THERE you are
DM: -Rally, like, took the damn keyboard.-
DM: -but, like, that was obvious.-
PL: I noticed TICED.
DM: -gosh he uses a lot of, like, exclamation points.-
PL: Try putting TING that thing to TO reins or something
DM: -like, I'll try.-
DM: -probably reprogram, like, his systems and stuff.-
PL: Sounds OUNDS good. Hmm, maybe I'll make AKE a puppet that THAT looks like him
PL: it might IGHT help the grub to TO calm down
DM: -hm. like, probably.-
PL: Yeah, I'll get GET on that right RIG now. Guess I'll AIL be seeing you later, Ampiter
DM: -like, okay.-
PL: Watch out UT for the usual traps.
-- puppetLusus [PL] ceased pestering dejectedMechanic [DM]--
Sigh. Now you'll have to handle THAT. Jules isn't really a bad person, you guess, but you can't stand his attitude. Nor that freaky ghost-machine thingy he has.
The things you do for Saskes...She'd better be damn grateful about your sacrifices when she grows up.
====> Contact the chariot
...Where do these odd thoughts come from? Besides, you don't feel like contacting anyone right now, you're much too busy worrying abo...
Oh for fucks sake, what now?
-- recreantOctopus [RO] began pestering puppetLusus [PL] --
RO: hey Siskus how you doing?
PL: Not all that THAT well, Runfar.
RO: oh? how come?
PL: Ampiter PITER and that freaky thing RALLY of his is coming ING to visit
PL: What a fucking KING pain in the ass
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR hasn't talked to him.
RO: much
PL: You aren't missing SING out on much.
PL: He isn't all ALL that bad, really. But that thing of OF his is just creepy.
RO: speaking of which do you have your... thing on you?
PL: Never VER call her a 'thing' again GAIN, Runfar.
PL: Did anyone ONE ever insult you UU when talking KING to your lusus?
RO: well yes but thats beside the point
RO: what should CIRRIN RUNFAR call it then?
PL: By her name NAME, Saskes
RO: but it hasn't even pupated yet though and its a highblood as well
PL: Yeah, EAH. I still TILL find that a bit odd
PL: Her not having VING pupated yet, that AT is
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR heard the royal grubs have to feed on the flesh of lowbloods before they can pupate
RO: so keep it away from CIRRIN RUNFAR!
PL: That's just UST a stupid urban legend GEND, Runfar
PL: Saskes would never VER eat anyone, she's such UCH a good little grub
PL: Yes, who's a good OOD little grub? You are! yes you aaaare!
You suddenly realize something very important. Oh crap, this is just embarassing.
PL: ...Fucking voice-activated TED Trollian
RO: what did you do?
PL: Nothing, disregard those HOSE last few lines NES
RO: alright but what kind of troll is that thing going to grow up into?
RO: *Saskes
PL: Thank you. And ND hell if I know. A damn good OOD one hopefully
PL: There aren't exactly EXA many guidebooks BOOKS on how to be a good lusus
RO: eh CIRRIN RUNFAR doesn't think CIRRIN RUNFAR had the best lusus in teaching CIRRIN RUNFAR how to be a good troll
RO: he mostly went on about love and friendship
PL: Well, you OU turned out to TO be a fairly succesful lowblood BLOOD despite PITE that
RO: maybe well CIRRIN RUNFAR hasnt killed another troll yet and... CIRRIN RUNFAR isn't sure he'll ever BE ready
PL: Well, there's that HAT.
PL: If theres something THING that I'll make sure of, it's that she SHE gets trained well ELL.
PL: Lowbloods like us US can survive VIVE without really ALLY ever killing anyone, but I doubt that HAT the same goes for highbloods
RO: yeah there's no pressure to cull those bellow us and all that.
RO: this is also why CIRRIN RUNFAR feels uncomfortable around highbloods like that thing
RO: *Saskes
RO: not thing
PL: Thank you.
PL: And perhaps she could be taught AUGHT to be more considerate of OF lowbloods.
PL: Ugh...that's something to consider SIDER in the future.
PL: At any rate ATE, I guess I need to prepare PARE for Ampiters visit soon. Wish I didn't have to suffer that, but Saskes has taken a liking KING to that freaky thing RALLY
PL: But then, she likes Lil' Cull ULL too, so I'm not surprised
RO: who are the Ampiters again?
PL: Ampiter is IS this blueblood OOD I know. He has this really ALLY freaky thing following him IM around
PL: Fuck if I know OW why, but he said that it's a ''part of him IM''
PL: It's...it's made ADE out of his IS blood or something THING. At least it looks OOKS like it
RO: oh right your talking about Jules
RO: that sounds really weird
PL: Tell me about it. And it has AS the personality of a little wriggler LER too
PL: The last time IME he came over VER here, it and Saskes apparently RENTLY hit off.
PL: Fucking lovely VELY, ugh
RO: heh it sounds like you two have a lot in common
PL: What the HE hell would I have in common with ITH that depressed waste ASTE of air?
RO: yeah CIRRIN RUNFAR's going to change the subject
RO: do you do anything else apart from taking care of it?
RO: *Saskes
PL: Make puppets PETS? You really should OULD have noticed that already.
RO: oh yeah them puppets
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR hasn't actually seen them
PL: Haven't you UU been anywhere HERE near my hive? The lawnring RING is littered with ITH them.
PL: Well, technically CALLY those are taxidermied MIED trolls, but whatever
RO: taxidermied trolls? this keeps getting better
RO: Where is your hive?
PL: If I recall CALL right, to the west EST from you. Pretty close to the ocean CEAN
PL: Just look for FOR signs telling you to fuck off
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesn't have to take that bridge guarded by that wierd mutant does he?
PL: There are ARE other routes, but that's the quickest EST one
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR will take the long route thanks dont feel like going through that again.
PL: ...Wait, does this IS mean that I'm going OING to get even more MORE visitors?
RO: good point CIRRIN RUNFAR would rather keep his distance from you know.
PL: There's three posSIBLE choices there. Ampiter, the mutant TANT or Saskes.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR will let you decicde which one CIRRIN RUNFAR wants to avoid the most
PL: ...Okay, if it's Saskes, you'll haul AU your maroonblooded ass over VER here right this THIS instant
PL: we're going ING to get rid ID of that stupid paranoia
RO: tch fine Saskes wasn't the top though
PL: Good. Otherwise WISE I might have sent Lil' Cull to TO hurry you up
RO: at least if the grub goes shithive maggots and starts hungering for rusty blood it would be interesting
PL: She. Is a grub. What HAT can a grub do? Her little teeth EETH can't even puncture my skin
PL: At worst she would OULD just grab hold of your OUR hair
RO: oh CIRIRN RUNFAR hasnt seen a grub since the trial caverns or whatever they're called
RO: guess theres a reason they're not wandering about on the surface
PL: Yeah, they're kind IND of pathetic like IKE that
PL: Hopefully you UU feel a bit less horrified FIED of little grubs now.
RO: alright then CIRRIN RUNFAR see will this for himself
PL: Why did I even VEN bother to move all the way here...At any rate ATE, I guess I'll be seeing you later.
PL: Now, I'm going to start ART fixing this mess. Later, Runfar.
-- puppetLusus [PL] ceased pestering recreantOctopus [RO] --
Two visitors. Two damned visitors. This day just keeps getting worse and worse, why can't you ever shut up when you really should?
And now you need to...You need to...Talk to the bridgekeeper.
You absolutely refuse to think about this log. It has been forever purged from your memory.
...Ugh. You're going to spend a while repressing that. Starting now. You can ask more about that game Flynnt talked about later.
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>Be the Chariot
You are now CIRRIN RUNFAR
You're living in a RUN-DOWN ABANDONED hive you found after leaving your original hive for reasons you DON'T WANT TO GO INTO right now. It's leaking, falling apart, and furnished with wooden crates and barrels but at least its a ROOF over your head. You could get very worked up about a GAME that allowed you to customise your adobe, more than most members of your species. Instead you'll have to suffice with whatever this game your friend has found is.
You've made your hive a home by putting up posters of your favourite PIRATICAL movies and games. You wish you could grow up to be a pirate some day, with the FREEDOM and FEARSOMENESS that comes with it. Plus eyepatches are BITCHIN. Not likely to happen anytime soon. Your lusus did a PISS POOR job of raising you to be a vicious troll, and you and ocean DON't GET ON very well. But you did used to EXTREME ROLEPLAY as a dashing insult-strifing GUYBRUCANEER. And you'd do it again if you could find someone to play with again.
But you haven't so what will you do now?
>CIRRIN RUNFAR: Be found by Sun
The big hot thing what lives in the sky? Not likely, you're nocturnal like any good troll and wait who's this contacting you? You've managed to avoid this guy for a sweep. How did he get your new trolltag?
Show Pesterlog:
-- intelligentInsight [II] began trolling recreantOctopus [RO]
II: O| Hey Cirrin... |o
RO: ah its you
II: O| Yez, it iz indeed me. |o
RO: what do you want?
II: O| Juzt to zay hello. |o
II: O| It haz been avhile, haz it not? |o
-- recreantOctopus [RO] blocked intelligentInsight [II]
You abscond the fuck from that conversation.
>CIRRIN RUNFAR: Chat with Death
You don't know this Death. You also think this might get old really fast so you instead talk to Siskus and proceed to have the conversation with have just witnessed.
You would later follow up on that conversation by visiting her hive.
She would later explain that that thing* was just being overly friendly and didn't mean to bite you and anyway it wasn't that hard of a chomp. But you're too paranoid to believe her.
You are now the sun! You enjoy shining down on earth's happy citizens and providing light an-
>No, the troll sun.
The wha...?
You decide to just be Lunaro Celesi and not think about it too hard. You have a variety of interests, which include hiking and being generally outdoorsy! You also have another set of interests that are not entirely unrelated, but you won't go into that now.
You have just been blocked on trollian by an old friend you mean ex-friend who you were just recently able to track down. Honestly it was extremely optimistic of you to expect any thing else, but hey, that's you, way too optimistic. Anyway, it's no big deal. Trollian blocks are notoriously easy to bypass. It really only requires basic hacking knowledge. Basic computer knowledge even.
Just gotta... No... Click the... Ah... Move... Bypass the... No no...
It occurs to you that you may not have basic computer knowledge.
That's it. You are ragequitting the Alternianet. For real this time. You are going to go live in the wilderness all alone and never talk to anyone again. Unless it's in person. If they want to talk to you they can track you down and ooh someone seems to be trolling you.
Is that...?
Well so much for that.
>Answer the moon.
You ignore that weird idea and answer your matesprit.
-- hinderingHijinks [HH] began trolling intelligentInsight [II] at 23:29 --
HH: h33333y 8r4h
II: O| Zol! Hi! |o
HH: h3h3h, 5up m4n?
II: O| Eh, not much. Juzt got done viz an... Unzatizfying converztion. |o
HH: 0h? w17h wh0? =:[
II: O| Um... |o
II: O| No one.. You vould... Knov... |o
HH: uh 4lr16h7
II: O| Zo vhat are you up to? |o
HH: n07 4 l07 8r05k1!
HH: ju57 7h0u6h7 1d h17 up my 5pr17 f0r 4 qu1ck ch47
HH: ju57 607 d0n3 h1771n 4 7074lly r4d1c4l 5w3ll
HH: 17 w45 pr377y r444d
HH: ...
HH: um
HH: 571ll 7h3r3 8r0?
II: O| hee... yez. Yez, I am here! |o
II: O| Juzt... Fluztered I zuppoze. |o
HH: =: ?
II: O| You called me your matezprit! |o
HH: uh w3ll y34h cu2 y0u 4r3 4nd 57uff 8r0
HH: 533m5 l1k3 7h3 08v10u5 7h1n6 70 d0 =:#]
II: O| I zuppoze zo, but it ztill makez me bluzh... |o
HH: 4ww < 3
II: O| ... <-< 3 |o
HH: 50 cu73.
HH: 4nyw4y5, ju57 w4n73d 70 54y h3y r34l qu1ck 83f0r3 1 h34d 0u7 4nd h17 7h3 w4v35 4641n!
HH: l473r555
II: O| A-all my pity! |o
HH: < 3
-- hinderingHijinks [HH] gave up trolling intelligentInsight [II] at 23:36 --
Yeah there is basically no way you would ever give up the Alternianet and all its wonders.
Now that isn't really- okay it's totally fair.
You are now TURSUN KAIROS.
You're in the SECLUDED MOUNTAIN TEMPLE you call a hive. Since an unfortunate incident at a tournament caused a highblood some permanent brain damage, your hive has been less secluded. Assassins have been making regular appearances, only to be promptly culled and rolled down the large staircase that leads to the foot of the mountain. It keeps happening.
You idly wonder if that is a reference to something.
Well, today's the day. You're about to make a plan that will keep these assassins out of your hair forever. You are going to become an ally of the matesprit of the troll you injured, thus using his influence to gain protection. Hindsight will later show you that this plan was NOT VERY WELL THOUGHT OUT.
>Tursun: Contact The Sun
Don't be silly, the sun can't talk.
>Fine, Lunaro then.
Show Pesterlog:
PT: WELL HELLO THERE STOP
II: O| Um, hi? |o
II: O| Vho iz ziz? |o
PT: THE NAMES TURSUN STOP
II: O| Vell hello zere, Turzan, I am Lunaro. |o
PT: NICE TO MEET YOU STOP
II: O| Likevize. |o
II: O| Zo vhat bringz you to troll me ziz fine night? |o
PT: I HEARD THAT YOU WERE INVOLVED IN SOME RATHER SUBVERSIVE THINGS STOP
PT: IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET INTO SOME MORE REVOLUTIONARY CIRCLES LATELY STOP
II: O| Oh have you nov? |o
II: O| Excellent! |o
II: O| You have trolled ze right troll. |o
PT: EXCELLENT STOP
II: O| Hov can I help you? |o
PT: WELL MAYBE WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER STOP
PT: WHAT SORT OF SHENANIGANS HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN STOP
II: O| Zat dependz on your definition of zhenaniganz. |o
II: O| ... And alzo vhy you vant to knov I zuppoze. |o
PT: WANTING TO KNOW WHAT I CAN DO STOP
PT: IM AFRAID THAT MY SKILLS AND CONTACTS ARE RATHER LIMITED STOP
II: O| Zorry, a collegue of mine often tellz me I am too truzting viz zeze zingz haha... |o
PT: WELL NOT SO MUCH LIMITED AS NARROW STOP
II: O| Vell, vhat can you do? |o
PT: IM AN EXCELLENT FIGHTER AND I SOAK UP INFORMATION LIKE A SPONGE STOP
II: O| Zat iz more helpful zan you may zink, Turzan! |o
PT: TURSUN STOP
II: O| Zat iz vhat I zaid. |o
PT: OH SORRY STOP
II: O| Anyvay, good fighterz are alvayz needed, and good contactz even more zo! |o
PT: I DONT KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE STOP
PT: NEVER BEEN MUCH OF A SOCIALITE STOP
II: O| Vell, nov you knov me, zo zat countz az people. |o
PT: TRUEFACTS STOP
II: O| I try to be az truzful az I can! |o
PT: IVE GOT SOME EXPERIENCE DEALING WITH ASSASSINS TOO STOP
II: O| Oh? Zuch az? |o
PT: I PISSED OFF A SEADWELLER NOT TOO LONG AGO STOP
PT: HE MAKES SURE TO SEND ME UNINVITED GUESTS ON A REGULAR BASIS STOP
II: O| Oh really? Zat iz not good. |o
PT: IT HAS ITS UPS AND DOWNS STOP
PT: KEEPS ME IN PRACTICE STOP
II: O| And vaz ziz incident triggered by ze fact zat you are of a lover blood zan he? |o
PT: YEAH STOP
PT: I DISOBEYED A DIRECT ORDER STOP
PT: IN A VERY DRAMATIC WAY STOP
II: O| Grr... Zat iz ze exact zort of zing zat I am avidly againzt. |o
PT: THE ORDERS STOP
II: O| Vhat order did you dizobey? |o
PT: HE WANTED ME TO KOWTOW TO ANOTHER HIGHBLOOD STOP
II: O| Ah! And you did ze honorable zing by dizobeying, comrade! |o
PT: THANKS STOP
II: O| Do not mention it. |o
PT: WHAT SORT OF HELP MIGHT YOU NEED STOP
II: O| Hm... I cannot zink of anyzing off ze top of my head at ziz prezent moment, but I vill confer viz my azzociate and get back to you, comrade. |o
PT: GREAT STOP
II: O| I muzt be going. It vaz a pleazure to meet you, Turzun! |o
PT: LATER LUNARO STOP
-- intelligentInsight [II] gave up trolling pimeTaradox [PT] at 22:51 --
That went unexpectedly well. Okay, you've wasted enough time on the husktop. It's time to get back to oh wait who's that?
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began trolling pimeTaradox [PT] at 21:03 --
DG: Howdy there, pardner.
PT: WELL HELLO THERE STOP
DG: How's it goin'?
PT: NOT BAD STOP
PT: BUSINESS AS USUAL I SUPPOSE STOP
PT: WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS CORNER OF TROLLIAN STOP
DG: Yeah, same here. Well... bʊsiness, also.
PT: YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION STOP
DG: Y'know, one o' these days I foʊnd a new game.
DG: Rider here had one o' these gamegrʊb things, ya know?
PT: NOT REALLY MY SPECIALTY BUT GO ON STOP
DG: Game called Sgrʊb. Ever heard of it?
PT: IM NO GAMING EXPERT STOP
PT: DOESNT RING A BELL STOP
PT: WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS GAME GRUB STOP
DG: Well... nobody else heard of it, too
DG: What I know this far is only that it's a mʊltiplayer cooperative game.
PT: I SEE STOP
DG: So? Wanna jʊmp in the wagon?
PT: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED ANYONE WHO HAS PLAYED ANY GAME BEFORE EVER STOP
DG: Nope. I prefer to consider my friends first.
PT: OKAY THEN STOP
PT: WELL IM UP FOR IT STOP
DG: Come on, a game between friends. Let's jʊst have some fʊn!
PT: NOT LIKE IVE BEEN INCREDIBLY BUSY LATELY STOP
DG: Yeah, that's how I like it! Great, pal.
PT: WHO ELSE IS IN OUR MERRY LITTLE BAND STOP
DG: Well... ʊntil now, Cirrin and Siskʊs.
DG: I think I'll invite more people later, too. Maybe Bahari an' Elizan, too
DG: Any other ideas?
PT: IM NOT THE MOST SOCIAL TROLL IN THE UNIVERSE STOP
PT: YOU AND YOUR CREW ARE PRETTY MUCH MY ENTIRE SOCIAL CIRCLE STOP
PT: SO NOBODY SPRINGS TO MIND NO STOP
DG: It ain't like I'm too different, ya know. Most trolls I meet try to cʊll me or to steal my stʊff, or both.
PT: I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM STOP
PT: BUT WITH LESS STEALING AND MORE CULLING STOP
DG: Right;
DG: ...Yeah, a game'll be good to ease ʊp the mind.
DG: See ya later, then?
PT: LATER BUDDY STOP
-- pimeTaradox [PT] gave up trolling doubleGunslinger [DG] at 21:14 --
Okay, maybe it's time to learn the first thing about gamegrubs.
As you can clearly see, you are TROLL of BROWN-ISH YELLOW BLOOD. Clearly not the vibrant violet of the Condesce, and if you were aware of any of this narration, you'd take offense to this slight against royalty on display before you.
That's right, you are a LOWBLOOD who is firmly in support of the HEMOSPECTRUM, a rarity indeed.
You are also among the rare few of trolls that thinks that helping keep other trolls alive is a good thing, and as such you have studied and become quite skilled in the MEDICAL ARTS. More than a few dying or injured trolls have stopped by your Hive, situated as it is by a river for your Swanmom.
Speaking of which, you are just this moment walking away from her, after another session of her deservedly berating you for something that you must have done wrong, into your GARDEN that you lovingly tend, decorated with the SCULPTURES that you love to make, and into your Hive.
The inside of your hive is fairly spartan, though, the television in the Livingblock that's playing MY LITTLE HOOFBEAST: MOIRALLEGIANCE IS MAGIC episodes isn't exactly crappy...
PL: Well then. It looks OOKS like you're the last AST one on the list IST, Elizan
NP: ♀h uh h-hi Siskus
NP: Wh-wha+ lis+?
PL: Well, you were ERE invited to TO play a game AME by a certain brownblood BLOOD
NP: ♀h I s-see
PL: The players AYERS we're split LIT into two teams EAMS. It's a list IST about the members of OF my team.
PL: Which I also SO happen to be the leader DER of.
PL: I doubt OUBT you have any problems BLEMS with that
NP: N-n♀ +h-+ha+'s fine w-wi+h me
PL: Yep, I figured RED. And that brings RINGS me to my next EXT point.
NP: Wha+'s +h-+ha+?
PL: The players ERS will form a chain of a kind IND. A player ''servers'' another, who servers VERS the next in the line INE and so on.
PL: You'll be the last AST one on the HE line. In the possibly IBLY most dangerous ROUS position.
NP: ♀h
NP: I u-unders+and
PL: Ugh. No, no O you don't.
PL: Look, do you UU WANT to be the HE last one NE?
NP: I d-d♀n'+ m-mind being l-las+
PL: Do you want ANT to?
NP: I+ d-d♀esn'+ ma++er +♀ m-me
PL: Right. Here I am AM telling you that AT you have AVE the shittiest position TION in the THE game, and ''it doesn't matter to me''
NP: Y-y-yes
PL: Yes it IT does. It would OULD matter to anyone ONE.
NP: Is +h-+ha+ n♀+ all r-righ+?
PL: No it's not OT. It's annoying ING.
NP: I'm s-s♀rry f♀r ann♀ying y-y♀u
PL: You're making KING me want to TO hit myself. Seriously OUSLY, just say that AT you don't ON'T like being the last AST one and I'll change ANGE your position.
NP: N-n♀ r-really I'm ♀-♀kay wi+h +h-+his
PL: Messiahs! Like anyone ONE in their right mind IND would be okay with it IT!
PL: I must have AVE told you this plenty PLEN of times already READY, but GROW A SPINE.
PL: Excuse the fancy ANCY highblooded terminology LOGY.
NP: +h-+ha+s
NP: U-um
PL: That's what? TRUE? Because it IT is. You're spineless LESS!
NP: I
NP: I g-guess
PL: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
PL: Why? Why can't you summon MON the willpower POWER to disagree with SOMETHING?
NP: S-s♀rry
PL: Why would you even VEN say you're sorry ORRY about it? It's stupid PID and makes you UU look like a A doormat, dammit MIT.
PL: ''Oh no, I'm so sorry for FOR being a spineless LESS coward!''
NP: Y-y♀u d♀n'+...
NP: Y-y♀u d♀n'+ h-have +♀ r-rub i+ in...
PL: Yes I do OO. How else SE are you ever VER going to learn EARN otherwise?
PL: I'm trying RYING to help you, dammit IT.
NP: I+'s n-nice +h-+ha+ y♀u c-care en♀ugh +-+♀ d-d♀ +h-+ha+
NP: Unl-less I'm j-jus+ s-s♀ ann♀ying +h-+ha+ y♀u're +-+rying +♀ g-ge+ m-me +♀ s+♀p
NP: I c-c♀uld unders+and +h-+ha+...
PL: ...I'll never VER understand you UU.
PL: You respond POND to even help ELP with that usual lack of self-esteem TEEM. Dammit, just...how OW can it be EE so hard to stop OP being so cowardly DLY? Try killing LING something, that should OULD help.
NP: I d-did cull a r-rus+bl♀♀d +h-+ha+ m-made d-disparaging r-remarks ab♀u+ b-blue b-bl♀♀ds y-yes+erday
NP: D-d♀es +h-+ha+ c-c♀un+?
PL: Well now I'm I'M just confused FUSED. I already READY thought you UU would be the type YPE that's afraid of OF fighting too OO.
NP: ♀h n-n♀
PL: Yet you're still ILL like this IS?
NP: +h-+he difference b-be+ween s-surgery and m-murder is j-jus+ h♀w m-much pressure y-y♀u use
PL: Hm. Surgery, huh UH? So we technically CALLY have a medic. If this IS was a flarp ARP, that would make AKE this game AME a lot easier.
NP: I l-like +♀ b-be useful
PL: You bluebloods BLOODS have to be EE the most confusing SING caste, though OUGH. Sheesh.
NP: ...
NP: B-blue?
NP: I'm y-yell♀w
NP: W-well, a r-really b-br♀wn shade ♀f y-yell♀w b-bu+ s+ill
PL: What. Then EN why are you using SING a blue font ONT?
NP: ...M-maybe y♀ur sc-screen is jus+ s-se+ +-+♀ a weird c-c♀l♀r f♀rma+?
PL: Let me check ECK.
PL: Well damn AMN. That IS brown.
PL: Huh. All ALL this time I've thought OUGHT that I've been talking KING to a blueblood OOD.
NP: I h-h♀pe y♀u're n-n♀+ +ha+ d-disrespec+ful +-+♀ AC+UAL n-n♀bili+y S-siskus
PL: I don't give IVE a damn about bluebloods OODS. I'm outside SIDE the spectrum anyway WAY.
NP: +-+rue
NP: S+-s+ill y♀u sh-sh♀uld b-be m♀re respec+ful even if y-y♀u are a m-mu+an+...
PL: Does my YY color look like IKE a mutant color OR?
PL: Light brownish orange.
NP: Y♀u j-jus+ s-said i+'s ♀u+side +h-+he spec+rum
PL: Yes. A lusus to OO a highblood OOD.
NP: +h-+ha+'s prac+ically +he d-defini+i♀n ♀f m-mu+an+
NP: Y-y♀u're a +-+r♀ll +h♀ugh n-n♀+ a l-lusus
PL: I'm a goddamn DAMN lusus, and that's final. Now look OOK what you did, you UU made her swear!
NP: And +h-+ha+'s s+ill w-weird +-+♀ me a +-+r♀ll raising an♀+her +r♀ll
NP: +h♀ugh S-saskes IS an ad-d♀rable l-li++le highbl♀♀d grub
NP: Fr-fr♀m wha+ y♀u've s-said ab♀u+ h-him
PL: For a moment MENT I was surprised that AT you managed to say AY something disagreeable BLE.
PL: And then EN you said that ATT. Well, thank you UU.
NP: ♀h
NP: I'm s- w-wai+ uh
NP: W-well i+'s s-s+ill w-weird
PL: Yeah yeah EAH, I get that a A lot. Screw it IT.
NP: B-bu+ I W-WILL ap♀l♀gize f-f♀r p-playing a par+ in m-making a highbl♀♀d s-swear
NP: Even if m-me ap♀l♀gizing b-bugs y-y♀u
PL: And you fell ELL straight to the trap. Ugh, you UU should have told me EE that I'M the one who sweared, and it's my fault AULT for swearing.
NP: ♀h
NP: I g-guess I sh-sh♀uld h-have...
PL: Here we EE go again GAIN. What am I going OING to do with you UU? I could somewhat understand AND a weird blueblood
PL: But an unsecure lowblood BLOOD? That's just UST an invitation for OR getting culled
NP: W-well, +h-+ha+ migh+ be b-be++er +han m-me p-passing ♀n my insecure g-genes s-s♀meday ♀r s-s♀me+hing
NP: I'll p-pr♀bably g-ge+ culled in a sweep ♀r +-+w♀ anyway f-f♀r having n-n♀ real r♀man+ic p-pr♀spec+s c♀me +-+♀ +hink ♀f i+
PL: For gods ODS sake. One, insecurity ITY is not genetic. Get over VER it
NP: ♀k-kay
PL: Two OO, it isn't hard ARD to fill ILL quadrants if you UU JUST GROW A SPINE.
NP: I +h-+hink we've es+ablished +h-+ha+'s an unlikely p-p♀ssibili+y...
PL: No. No we haven't. All we've extablished ISHED is that you need to grow ROW a spine.
NP: ♀kay
PL: And by gods you will ILL do that, even if IF I have to enforce it IT with puppets.
NP: ...
NP: C-can we n-n♀+ le+ +hings g-ge+ +♀ +ha+ p♀in+?
PL: Tell me EE not to. I already ADY have a good one prepared ARED
NP:
NP: Y-y♀ur puppe+s r-really creep me ♀u+
PL: Well oh woe is you UU.
NP: P-please d♀n'+ d♀ i-i+
PL: I'm not hearing RING you. Speak louder DER.
NP: K-keep y♀ur p-puppe+s away f-fr♀m me
PL: That's the spirit RIT, but I still don't think INK you're convincing enough OUGH.
NP: KEEP Y♀UR FREAKY PUPPE+S +HE FUCK AWAY FR♀M ME
NP: ♀h m-my
PL: Hah! Yeah! See?
PL: There's still ILL hope, even if just UST little.
NP: +h-+ha+ wasn'+ pleasan+ f-f♀r me I h-h♀pe y♀u kn-kn♀w
NP: B-bu+ I admi+ I d-d♀n'+ really w-wan+ +♀ ap♀l♀gize f-f♀r y-yelling a+ y♀u all +h-+hings c♀nsidered
PL: Yeah yeah. Snapping isn't all ALL that pleasant for anyone ONE. But you still ILL needed to do it IT. And hey, thats progress RESS.
NP: I g-guess
PL: I'll let ET you think about that AT for now, I have AVE an uprising to quell ELL.
NP: ♀kay
NP: W-wai+, "uprising"?
PL: Just some OME trouble with a seadweller, never mind IND that. You're still ILL last in the EE chain though. Contact me EE if you feel like IKE saying no.
PL: Later
Dealing with Siskus can always be... INTENSE. You're not sure you much enjoy your conversations with her, but it's not like you're going to block her... though she can be really rude.
Still... playing a game with a Brownblood?
She couldn't possibly be talking about...
> Elizan:FLASHBACK
It is now a day or two ago, and some Bluebloods and their Violetblood leader are taunting you on the edge of the desert. As a Lowblood, there's not a whole lot you feel you can do... until they start telling you how they'll leave you alone and even be friendly to you if you go raid the Hive of a troll living out in the desert.
You can't exactly get back to your hive from here, so while you are absolutely terrified, and don't particularly want to steal things from another troll's hive, you don't think you have much of a choice in the matter.
It takes three hours of walking to get to around to where the other trolls told you the Hive is supposed to be... but all you see is more sand. At least until a Brownblood in a Stetson ambushes you:
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began pestering neuroticProvision [NP] --
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] raises his gun, aiming at Elizan. --
DG: What're ya doin' round here?
NP: Eek!
NP: I'm s-s♀rry
NP: I-I um I-I...
DG: ...I didn't ask if yer sorry. I asked what're ya doin'.
NP: I+ w-was a-a d-d-dare
NP: +h-+hey +-+♀ld m-me +-+♀ c-c♀me ♀u+ h-here...
DG: ...A dare?
DG: Right
DG: And yer' saying yer' sorry already.
DG: I'd bet the dare involved somethin' like invadin' the saloon-hive and stealing the troll's stuff, huh?
-- neuroticProvision [NP] starts sobbing --
DG: ...H-hey.
DG: Y-you don't give me that shit. I... already met many raiders that hid behind tears, y-ya know.
DG: You're not gonna get me with that trick.
NP: I-I j-jus+ w-wan+ed +h-+hem +-+♀ n-n♀+ l-leave m-me out here and +hen +h-+hey s+-s+ar+ed +-+alking ab♀u+ a +-+r♀ll ♀u+ h-here and +h-+hey +-+♀ld m-me +-+♀ d-d♀ i+...
DG: ...Hey, relax.
DG: You don't look a liar.
DG: Like a liar.
DG: Just stop crying, alright?
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] lowers his gun. --
NP: I w-wasn'+ g-g♀ing +-+♀ +-+ake any+hing...
DG: And sorry for that.
-- neuroticProvision [NP] wipes her sleeves against her eyes and tries to calm down --
NP: I-i+'s all r-righ+.
DG: Just... stop crying. Sorry.
-- neuroticProvision [NP] nods --
NP: I'm +-+rying... s-s♀rry.
DG: How long've ya walked til' getting here?
NP: Um
NP: I +h-+hink
NP: +-+w♀ ♀r +hree h♀urs
DG: ...What?
DG: You must be tired!
NP: I...
NP: A l-li++le...
DG: Hey, wanna stop by my hive to relax a little?
DG: It's not the prettiest place, but it's cozy. Also, it's warm and stuff.
NP: I-if... +h-+ha+'s all r-righ+ wi+h y-y♀u, I w-w♀uldn'+ m-mind
DG: This night desert isn't the best place to be.
NP: +h-+hank y♀u
DG: Don't mention it.
DG: Here, hop on my back, I'll carry you there.
NP: I-I um...
NP: ♀kay
-- neuroticProvision [NP] shyly accepts and climbs onto Flynnt's back --
DG: Right. It's not that far from here, really.
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] starts walking. --
DG: So... whaddaya like to drink?
NP: I'm f-fine wi+h w-wa+er
DG: ...Pretty simple.
DG: So, uh... anything you like to do especially?
NP: I um...
NP: I l-like g-gardening... and sculp+ing
DG: Hey, that's nice.
DG: Well... I don't remember having many plants back at my hive, though.
NP: +he d-deser+'s n♀+ a g-grea+ envir♀nmen+ f-f♀r +h-+hem
DG: And... well, I was never one for the arts, and I can't even buy them
DG: So not many sculptures too.
NP: +h-+ha+'s unders+andable
DG: Sorry.
DG: Well... what's yer' lusus?
DG: And look, we're already here.
NP: She's a l-l♀ng-necked w-wingbeas+
NP: ♀h, +h-+his is y-y♀ur hive?
DG: Well... more or less.
DG: This is just the saloon.
DG: The hive is down there, below that hidden door.
NP: ♀h i+'s under g-gr♀und
NP: ?
DG: Yeah... well, the drones wouldn't let me get a huge pompous hive
DG: And it's better that way, really. I already get enough raiders with this being not so easy to spot.
NP: +h-+ha+'s unders+andable.
DG: So... welcome to my hive.
DG: Consider yerself at home.
NP: +h-+hank y-y♀u
DG: Feel free to sit down anywhere you find comfortable, take out your shoes and stuff like that.
DG: So, just water, right?
-- neuroticProvision [NP] nods, and finds a place to sit down --
NP: Y-yes
DG: I just ask you not to take that elevator there
NP: I p-pr♀mise n-n♀+ +♀ +-+ake i+
DG: Hey, don't worry much
NP: S-s♀rry...
NP: I jus+ g-ge+ nerv♀us easily...
DG: I noticed, yeah.
DG: But relax, ok? I won't do you any bad.
NP: I'll +-+ry
DG: Here's your water, by the way.
NP: +h-+hank y♀u
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] hands Elizan a glass of water. --
-- neuroticProvision [NP] takes it and takes a sip --
DG: ...Maybe I should try to grow a cactus somewhere around here... whaddaya think?
-- neuroticProvision [NP] then gulps the whole thing, since even about three hours out in the desert would have been pretty rough --
DG: Woah, be careful not to choke there, miss.
NP: *gulp* Hm? Ah... m-maybe... I s-saw a f-few wi+h s♀me f-fl♀wers ♀n +hem
DG: Want any more?
NP: I um... I'd l-like an♀+her glass, y-yes
DG: Wait just a minute, then.
NP: ♀kay
DG: Also, you said you came here because "they dared you", right?
DG: Who're they?
NP: J-jus+
NP: S♀me ♀+her +-+r♀lls
DG: Right, right.
DG: Ya sure ya should do what they tell you to?
DG: I mean, telling ya to walk three hours in the desert just to meet me in the end doesn't sound very nice.
NP: +hey w-were h-higher up ♀n +he h-hem♀spec+rum
NP: Wh-wha+ else w-was I supp♀sed +-+♀ d♀?
DG: ...So they're the kind of troll that abuse their place on the hemospectrum to mess with others?
DG: That ain't right.
NP: I+'s...
DG: You're no worse than nobody just because of your blood color.
-- neuroticProvision [NP] frowns --
DG: ...Did I say anything wrong?
NP: I'm n-n♀+ s-sure ab♀u+ +ha+... I m-mean... +h-+hey asked m-me +♀ d♀ +h-+his and I d-didn'+ like +h-+ha+ bu+ +hey're s+ill m-my be++ers...
DG: If you say so.
DG: But you're the one walking three hours non-stop on the Alternian desert.
DG: They're the ones that are just sitting down doing nothing at all.
DG: It doesn't look like they're that better than you.
NP: I... I p-pr♀bably d-deserved i+ s♀meh♀w...
DG: ...I don't see how you can deserve anything bad, really.
-- neuroticProvision [NP] shrugs --
DG: Still thirsty?
NP: W-well I d-d♀n'+ really s-see h♀w I can d-deserve any+hing g-g♀♀d ei+her
NP: I +h-+hink I'm all righ+ n♀w
DG: ...You do.
DG: And you gave me an idea.
DG: Wait for me, I'll be right back.
NP: All r-righ+
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] goes deeper into the hive. --
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] comes back with a small music box. --
DG: Found this one of these days, biggest luck.
DG: Little rustblood was sellin' some stuff to buy food for himself...
NP: +h-+ha+'s... a l-li++le sad... wha+ is i+?
DG: It's a, uh... melody box, I think.
NP: ♀h r-really?
DG: Here, it's a little box that plays music.
NP: ♀h w♀w...
NP: +h-+ha+'s really pre++y
DG: And it's yours.
NP: R-really?!
DG: Yep. You deserve it.
DG: Now please note that it's YOURS.
NP: I...
NP: I d-d♀n'+ kn♀w wha+ +-+♀ say...
DG: Not from any other random troll that tries to take it from you.
DG: Hey, no need to say anything.
DG: Did you like it?
NP: I+ w-was beau+iful
DG: Then no need to say anything
DG: Just knowing you liked it already makes me happy.
-- neuroticProvision [NP] smiles at Flynnt --
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] smiles back. --
DG: ...You'd need to walk at least three hours to go back, right?
NP: Y-yes
DG: Well, look at the time. I'm sure the sun'll come before that.
DG: Also, you just walked for three hours in the Alternian desert. I don't see how you'd be in any condition to do it all again now.
DG: Wanna spend the day here?
DG: A good day in the recuperacoon'll get you in top shape soon enough.
NP: ♀h! Um, um, ah...
NP: +h-+ha+'s v-very k-kind ♀f y♀u.
NP: I... +h-+here's n♀ way I'd m-make i+ b-back bef♀re s-sunrise...
NP: S-s♀ yes, I'll s-s+ay.
NP: +hank y-y♀u
DG: You're welcome.
DG: So how's your hive?
NP: I+'s n-n♀+ b-bad... I live b-by a river wh-which my l-lusus l♀ves...
NP: I k-keep a li++le g-garden ar♀und i+, +h♀ugh I d♀n'+ r-really have much by w-way ♀f dec♀ra+i♀ns inside...
DG: Sounds cozy.
NP: I+ is
DG: Nice.
DG: I'd like to see it someday.
DG: ...I mean, not inviting myself or anything
DG: ...Damn, I sound like a tool now.
NP: +h-+ha+ w♀uld ♀nly b-be fair, c♀nsidering y-y♀u're le++ing m-me s+ay +he d-day here...
NP: And y♀u d-d♀n'+ s♀und like +h-+ha+
DG: ...Thanks.
NP: D-d♀n'+ men+i♀n i+
DG: Well, look at the time. The sun's almost comin' up.
NP: Ah, y-yeah
DG: We should go to sleep, ya know.
DG: Let's see... the recuperacoon is in this room here.
NP: Y-yeah... ♀h um... w-wai+... is i+ all r-righ+ I mean d-d♀ y♀u have a spare r-recuperac♀♀n b-because I c-c♀uld jus+ s-sleep ♀n +he f-fl♀♀r ♀r s-s♀me+hing...
DG: I have a bed made up here for these situations, but I can go to another room if you want.
DG: No way you will.
DG: I am the host, and I tell you'll sleep in the best place of the house.
NP: N-n♀, y♀u d-d♀n'+ h-have +♀... are y♀u s-sure i+'s f-fine f♀r m-me +♀ +-+ake +he r-recuperac♀♀n?
DG: The recuperacoon is yours. I don't mind sleeping, really.
NP: All r-righ+
NP: If y-y♀u insis+
DG: I try to be a good host.
DG: It's hard with this hive here, but I try anyways.
DG: ...I just noticed that I didn't ask your name.
NP: I+'s Elizan Shukra. N-nice +♀ m-mee+ y♀u, s-s♀rry f♀r n-n♀+ men+i♀ning i+ b-bef♀re
DG: No problem.
DG: And I'm Flynnt Lewest. Pleased to meet ya.
NP: L-likewise
DG: Good day then, miss Shukra.
-- neuroticProvision [NP] smiles at him and gets into the recuperacoon --
NP: Sleep w-well mis+er L-lewes+
DG: G'day to you too.
> Take off all ZIGS! Be GREAT JUSTICE.
You have no fucking clue what that's supposed to mean and you aren't going to waste time to figure it out.
> Be the journalist working for JUSTICE.
Sure, why not?
You are now CEPHUS STENEK. If the mountains of newspapers around your respiteblock aren't clear enough, you are a journalist. Right now, some idiots are partying in the hivestem above you. Even if you had the voice to yell at them to shut up, you are too busy tearing through your notes in an effort to clobber together a last-minute story. This is what you get for looking up stupid grubtube videos instead of working.
> Cephus: Contact the Chariot.
Don't be stupid. Chariots can't talk. You choose to contact a friend instead.
-- peripateticMeddler [PM] began pestering recreantOctopus [RO] --
PM: Hey, Runf@r. You there?
RO: yeah CIRRIN RUNFARs here
PM: Gre@t. !'ve been dy!ng of boredom !n my h!ve here.
PM: Tell me th@t you've been out punch!ng unde@d d@y cre@tures !n the f@ce. ! got @ f!ller story to wr!te @nd ! got noth!ng so f@r.
RO: like CIRRIN RUNFAR would let the undead get that near to CIRRIN RUNFAR
RO: sorry CIRRIN RUNFAR hasnt done anything interesting lately even by tabloid standards
PM: For @ guy who @cts @s musclebe@st b@!t, th@t's h@rd to bel!eve.
PM: Come on, k!d, there's gott@ be someth!ng you've been up to. @nyth!ng w!ll do.
RO: yeah but cant write another story on that
RO: well have you heard of a game called sgrub?
PM: Doesn't r!ng @ bell. Wh@t's !t @bout?
RO: nobody knows
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs not going to do your research for you
PM: !s th@t so?
PM: Well, !t won't be unknown for long.
RO: well CIRRIN RUNFARs got a friend thats got it and looking for players
PM: S!gn me r!ght up, then.
PM: ! m!ght @s well wr!te @ l@me g@me rev!ew !f ! don't h@ve @nyth!ng to turn !n. Better th@n noth!ng.
RO: sure thing! the best way to find out about it is playing anyway
RO: who ever reads manuals?
PM: You got th@t r!ght. M@nu@ls @re for losers.
PM: @ll r!ght, let your fr!end know th@t !'m jo!n!ng. @nd !f you c@n, send me @ l!st of the pl@yers.
PM: !'d l!ke to know who !'m go!ng to pl@y w!th.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR knows that doubleGunslinger, pupetlusus, dejectedMechanic, pimeTaradox, and neuroticProvision are all playing
RO: therell probably be more later
PM: Gre@t.
PM: Th@nks @ bunch.
RO: invite anyone else you want too
PM: Oh, !'ll be sure to.
PM: See you l@ter, Runf@r.
RO: later
Well, you normally wouldn't resort to writing silly game reviews, but beggars can't be choosers here. Might as well get a head start and see what you can dig up on this game, meet some of the players.
> Cephus: Contact the Hanged Man.
-- peripateticMeddler [PM] began pestering dejectedMechanic [DM] --
PM: Hey there.
PM: N@me's Cephus Stenek. !'m go!ng @round @nd meet!ng @ll the pl@yers.
DM: -I can see that.-
PM: Gre@t. Less expl@!n!ng on my p@rt.
PM: You exc!ted for the g@me?
DM: -I guess so. it's, like, something to do I guess.-
PM: You don't sound too enthus!@st!c @bout !t.
DM: -eh, I try not to get my hopes up nowadays and stuff.-
PM: Why's th@t?
DM: -well, I dunno. like, I guess it's just hard for me to see the bright side or something.-
PM: ... r!ght. So why'd you jo!n the g@me !n the f!rst pl@ce, then?
DM: -Rally wanted to, like, meet other trolls.-
DM: -plus I don't really have anything, like, better to do.-
PM: R@lly's your... lusus, r!ght?
DM: -... uh.-
DM: -he's a program I made. like, he can think as if he was alive.-
PM: ... so he's @ computer progr@m who bosses you @round?
DM: -nah. just one with a... big curiousity.-
DM: -plus it's good for, like, mechanical research.-
PM: So he's l!ke @ robot. W!th feel!ngs.
DM: -yeah, pretty much.-
PM: @nd you usu@lly l!sten to the robot?
DM: -he's sort of... always, like, nearby, so yeah.-
DM: -and besides, I had nothing else to do.-
PM: Oh come on, surely there's someth!ng you're !nterested !n.
DM: -I like physics. and, like, monster movies.-
DM: -you know, like the ones made in Trolkyo, Japan?-
PM: Oh ye@h, !'ve w@tched one or two.
DM: -I've seen pretty much all of them.-
PM: Well, why don't you w@tch mov!es !nste@d of l!sten!ng to your robot?
DM: -pretty much seen them all.-
DM: -plus, it's not like he's a bad robot.-
PM: !f you s@y so. ! just don't l!ke the !de@ of be!ng ordered @bout by some m@ch!ne.
DM: -he's more of like, like, a buddy. you know, suggesting things and stuff.-
PM: @ buddy who's @lw@ys ne@rby?
DM: -uh... yeah. cause I... always, like, have my pc with me.-
DM: -and stuff.-
PM: Well, do you @t le@st turn h!m off every now @nd then?
PM: You know, to h@ve @lone t!me.
DM: -yeah. ... yeah, of course.-
PM: ... do you me@n wh@t you're s@y!ng?
DM: -.... yeah, pretty much.-
PM: Bec@use !'m not gett!ng @ strong sense of determ!n@t!on from you.
DM: -... really?-
PM: Yes. Re@lly.
PM: Look, k!d, you gott@ stop s@y!ng "ye@h, ye@h" @nd toughen up @ b!t. S@y !t l!ke you me@n !t.
PM: ... type !t l!ke you me@n !t. Wh@tever.
DM: -well. if you think I'm lying, do not think you'll get the truth from me, at, like, any rate.-
PM: Hey, ! don't w@nt @ny truth from you. ! just w@nt to get to know you.
DM: -sure. okay then.-
DM: -just... don't pry too deep, okay? like, I do appreciate privacy.-
PM: !'ll try to snuff out my reporter !nst!ncts the best ! c@n.
DM: -yeah.-
DM: -hey, I gotta go. talk to you later.-
PM: !'ll c@tch you l@ter then, k!d.
... gee whiz, this game is totally going to be a blast. You decide that maybe you should search through your notes one more time, just in case.
IT'S A DOUBLE MOBIUS RAINBOW.
fanchars and whatnot available on pesterchum. give me a poke if you'd like to talk to them.
draconicVocation | Belida Turnin | Oh for crying out loud DIDN'T I JU$T TELL YOU TO BE CAREFUL ARE YOUR AURICULAR $PONGE CLOT$ CLOGGED WITH $HIT!! nitroMerc | Cucali Pasine | Yeah yeah, like I give a shit. I'll be the ☼ne makin' the intr☼ductions ar☼und here, sweetheart. peripateticMeddler | Cephus Stenek | Re@l n!ce to meet you k!d, now fuck off. restlessPipes | Ranigi Dagada | If you wis}{ to dance a merry jig upon my turf you are more t}{an free to do so. I will even provide t}{e accompanying flute.
mephiticCollector | Tetami Estuar | N()w that's just glubly! <8D psionicMenace | Beneji Lubert | hhonestly ii tthink iim aa sscary gguy! cognitiveWrecker | Stanum Atrezi | de fate of alternia? bah, who cares about such dings? amiableCuller | Fereus Lazuli | Yeah, yeah, I know you're jealouz, no need to flaunt it around {8V
earthenWarrior | Gerain Gladis | ++oge++her we can accomplish any++hing, MY FRIENDS!!! <===|-
fastidiousPollyanna | Grace Kenning | Don't you see? We're the heroes of this story! And the heroes always have a happy ending c: kittyPulverizer | Mila Wright | punt it. everything works if you punt it
Ah, yes, the gallows, where the lowest criminals are sentenced to hang for their crimes, swept up from the ground and held up by a rope held by a tree, legs jerking-
>Ahem.
Oh. Um, the other one. Yes. Haha.
You are now JULES AMPITIER. And boy, you are the sorriest son of a grub ever. You're so boring we don't have a good picture for you. Anyways, at least you're very science. That's gotta count for something, I guess.
You just stopped talking to your... Okay, not really a friend, you just kinda know each other, and.... Stuff. Not like you really want to go, but- huh?
>Be Contacted by The Emperor
Hell yeah, loggy time.
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began pestering dejectedMechanic [DM] at 22:18 --
DG: HΩwdy there, pardner.
DM: -hey.-
DG: HΩw's it gΩin'?
DM: -pretty okay, I guess.-
DG: SΩ, let's cʊt tΩ the chase, kid: I want tΩ play a game.
DM: -okay then, like, what sort of game?-
DG: Well, nΩt sʊre if yΩʊ ever heard Ωf it
DG: It's called Sgrʊb.
DG: All I knΩw is that it's a team game, sΩ I'm rΩʊnding ʊp knΩwn trΩlls.
DM: -hmm. don't think I'm, like, familiar with it.-
DG: Yeah, it's pretty ʊnknΩwn.
DM: -so how do you, like, play it?-
DG: Well, frΩm what I gΩt, ya mʊst cΩnnect tΩ a client and/Ωr a server.
DM: -hmm, okay.-
DG: In the end, it mʊst becΩme a cΩmplete chain, with everyΩne having a client and a server.
DM: -hmm, interesting and stuff.-
DG: After that, what I gΩt is that it invΩlves messing with Ωne's hive Ωr sΩmething.
DM: -huh.-
DG: DΩn't have mʊch general infΩ Ωn it, bʊt it dΩesn't sΩʊnd bad. SΩ, wanna try?
DM: -sure, why not. it's something, like, to do.-
DG: ...Well that was easy.
DG: ...Well, my jΩb here is dΩne, I gʊess. YΩʊ're Ωfficially in the team. SΩ, anything yΩʊ'd like tΩ ask?
DM: -no, not really.-
DG: ...YΩʊ're a cʊriΩʊs case, ya knΩw.
DM: -so I've heard. though I suppose I, like, brought it on myself.-
DG: ...Whaddaya mean?
DM: -uh.-
DM: -I've done things before without, like, thinking them through before.-
DM: -like, and they still haunt me to this day, or something.-
DG: ...Right.
DM: -I'd rather not talk about it, like, to be honest.-
DG: Yeah, it's alright, then.
DG: YΩʊr call.
DM: -... hmm. I do find it a bit, like amusing, how your o's are the exact same to my personal symbol.-
DG: Well, I jʊst made it sΩ it lΩΩks like a hΩΩfbeastshΩe, really.
DG: Bʊt maybe that means we have mΩre in cΩmmΩn than we thΩʊght?
DG: ...Bʊt really, yΩʊ're intrigʊing, kid. I mean, first persΩn that dΩesn't ask me the lΩwdΩwn Ωn the players Ωr sΩmething like that.
DM: -I see. I see it more as a unit of electrical energy, the omega. but, like, whatever floats your boat.-
DM: -eh, I figure I'll meet the others soon enough.-
DG: ...Trʊe, trʊe.
-- dejectedMechanic [DM] ceased pestering doubleGunslinger [DG] at 23:01 --
Oh, you're in a game now. Nice step forward, there. Maybe you'll actually have a social circle. How you could have a symbol similar to a lowblood is a bit odd. Whatever.
>Be Contacted By Justice
Yeah, that logs' already been posted. Why did you have to get off, anyways?
....
"Rally!" Jules turned, following the black trail that started at his neck. There was a crash like the one before. Jules sighed in slight annoyance.
"Oh, Master!!!! Look, I've figured out how this microgrub works in the process of food heating!!!" The black trail ended at an anthropomorphic upper half, black trailings of what resembled a scarf wrapped around it's neck, holding parts of the grub-based microwave, the appliance torn apart.
"...." Jules' groan of displeasure was quite audible as he watched his creation blink blankly at it's creator and host. Sometimes, one would regret undertaking such an experiment, especially with the mortal flaw that it left the blueblood shackled to his own attempt to create a perfect machine.
... Yeah, your life sucks. Let's see what someone else is up to.
==>
Look at this conveniently centered signature. Click it.
Oh come on, are we really doing this again so soon? At least you're in the right universe this time. You are now one of Alternia's TWIN MOONS. I'm sure you can't wait to just sit here in the sky and shine all night. What fun. This is obviously exactly what your vague command meant and not any sort of running gag that is already getting old. Nope, you no doubt wanted to be this small celestial body orbiting a planet full of psychopaths.
In all seriousness, would you like to try that again?
>Fine then, be the troll corresponding with the moon Arcana.
There you go.
You are now SOLENA LUMIAR.
>Solena: Shred.
Yeah.
Well that sure was exciting!
Anyway, as mentioned before, your name is SOLENA LUMIAR, and you obviously quite enjoy SURFING. As a matter of fact, most of your life revolves around SURFING. You spend practically every day out on the water, and you consider yourself to be QUITE THE RAD GIDGET. You have a variety of interests that aren't SURFING as well, but your interest in them sort of pales in comparison.
Speaking of pale, it seems someone is trolling you!
>Solena: Answer strength.
You're not sure who the crap strength is, but after a variety of shenanigans involving your CHARADE MODUS, you manage to retrieve your HUSKTOP and answer your MOIRAIL. You hope you didn't keep her waiting too long.
-- nitroMerc [NM] began trolling hinderingHijinks [HH] at 19:27 --
NM: Hey!!
NM: S☼l!
NM: S☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼l!!
NM: ;D
NM: Are y☼u there??
NM: S
NM: ☼
NM: L
NM: !
NM: ... are y☼u ign☼rin' me??
NM: That's really rude, y'kn☼w ;|
NM: S☼LENA!!
NM: ... did y☼ur dumb lusus drag y☼u away again?
NM: Fine
NM: I'll just keep spammin' y☼ur huskt☼p then.
NM: S☼LENA
NM: S☼LENA
NM: S☼LENA
NM: S☼LENA
NM: S☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼LENA
HH: cuc4l1!
NM: LUMIIIIIIIIIIIAR
NM: There y☼u are! ;D
NM: Knew that w☼uld d☼ the trick!!
NM: Geez where were y☼u??
HH: 50rry 8uddy 1 w45 h4v1n 50m3 53r10u5 5yll4d3x 155u35
HH: umm
HH: y0u d1dn7 61v3 m3 4 p14n0 47 4nyp01n7 d1d y0u?
NM: ... pian☼??
NM: Why d☼ y☼u have a pian☼ in y☼ur sylladex?
NM: ;/
HH: 1m n07 r34lly 5ur3
HH: 175 60n3 n0w 7h0u6h 50 wh473v5
NM: ... what kinda sylladex D☼ y☼u have???
HH: ch4r4d3 m0du5
NM: Pfffff!
NM: That s☼unds incredibly silly!
HH: 1 w45 7ry1n 74 m0710n 7yp1n6 4nd 1 6u355 17 7h0u6h7 1 w45 pl4y1n6 7h3 p14n0
HH: 17 15 1nd33d pr377y 51lly
NM: Y☼u sh☼uld get s☼methin' that w☼rks better. Like mine! ;D
HH: wh47 d0 y0u u53 hun?
NM: Miiiiixture!!
NM: The best kind!
NM: Just slams tw☼ items t☼gether.
NM: It makes the best expl☼si☼ns s☼metimes ;)
HH: w04h 7h47 15 r4d
HH: u5u4lly ch4r4d35 pr377y ch1ll
HH: 4nd 50m371m35 1 637 3v3n 83773r cr4p 7h4n 1 w4n73d
NM: Hmm, I guess that's understandable!
NM: I think I c☼uld give it a try--seems rand☼m en☼ugh f☼r me!!
HH: w3 5h0uld l1k3
HH: 7r4d3 50m371m3
HH: 7h47d 83 50 r4d
NM: T☼tally!!!!!
NM: Y☼ur m☼dus d☼esn't s☼und t☼☼ half bad ;D
NM: Just be careful with mine!!! Y☼u might bl☼w y☼urself up by accident ☼r s☼methin'.
NM: I mean, that'd be HILARI☼US. But n☼t at the same time.
HH: 7h47 w0uld pr0848ly 5uck f0r m3
HH: =:[
NM: ... yeah, I admit that that kinda w☼uld ;/
HH: 17d pr0848ly l00k pr377y 5w337 7h0u6h
NM: All expl☼si☼ns are sweet!!! ;D
HH: 1 7h1nk 1 54w 50m37h1n6 l1k3 7h47 1n 4 m0v13 0nc3...
HH: 0r m4y83 17 w45 4 574881n6 7h1n6
HH: 5hru6!
NM: Stabbings are s☼ crude and messy. Expl☼si☼ns are s☼ much c☼☼ler. There is n☼ c☼mparis☼n!!!!
HH: m4444444n hun 1f y0u 7h1nk 7h47 7h3n y0uv3 08v10u5ly n07 533n my m41n 5qu3323 f1lmw4y5
NM: Whaddya mean? ;☼
HH: 1n wh1ch 4 y0un6 l4u6h54551n 74k35 r3v3n63 0n h15 3x c0mr4d35, 937 1n574nc35 0f h34vy 8l00dl055, 0v3r 100 l0w8l00d5 cull3d m3c3rl355ly (45 4c7u4lly d13d), y4dd4 y4dd4 y4dd4
HH: m0v135 =:|
NM: C☼me ☼☼☼☼☼n.
NM: I admit th☼se kinda m☼vies are c☼☼l.
NM: But the ☼nes with EXPL☼SI☼NS!!!!!!!!! are the best!
HH: 17 h45 3xpl0510n5 1 7h1nk
HH: h4n6 0n 1ll f1nd 4 7r41l3r
NM: ... well! I'm all up f☼r it then! ;D
HH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhYH26KTNbQ
HH: ((u53 y0ur 1m461n4710n))
NM: Meh, it d☼esn't l☼☼k half-bad!
NM: Decent acti☼n. Decent ninjas.
HH: 17 15 l1k3 7h3 8357 m0v13 1 h4v3 3v3r 533n 1n my 3n71r3 53v3n 5w33p5 0f 3x1574nc3
HH: w04h w4v3!
HH: 5d5fdvdcx2xcv8
NM: Weeeeeell, I've seen better but--
NM: !
NM: Heeeeeey!! S☼l!
NM: S☼☼☼☼☼l are y☼u there???
HH: 1m ch1ll
HH: 50rry 80u7 7h47 7h47 w45 4 8166un
NM: Y☼u sh☼uld make a wavebreaker ☼r s☼mething t☼ keep d☼wn the waves ;|
HH: 4 wh4444?
NM: I d☼n't kn☼w!!!
NM: Th☼se things they build t☼ make waves smaller??
NM: Big walls.
NM: R☼cks.
HH: m4k3
NM: Things.
HH: w4v35
HH: 5m4ll3r
HH: ...
HH: wh0 w0uld d0 7h47!? D:=
NM: ... whaddya mean?
NM: A l☼tta pe☼ple d☼ that ;/
HH: D8=
HH: 806U5
HH: 7H47 15 4850LU73 806U5
HH: 7H3 806U5357
HH: 7h053 p00r w4v35!
NM: Man, calm d☼wn!!!!!
NM: It's just a bunch ☼f waves!!!
HH: 8u7
NM: They d☼n't even have feelings!!!
HH: ...
HH: D8=
HH: D'8=
NM: ...
NM: WHAT??
NM: ;/
HH: 8u7
HH: 7h3y
HH: 7h3y 4r3 w4v35
HH: 7h3y 4r3 5upp053d 70 83 816
NM: N☼t if they dr☼wn y☼u!
HH: 1 c4n7 7h1nk 0f 4 m0r3 n08l3 d347h
HH: 831n6 dr0wn3d 8y 4 m0n573r 5w3ll
NM: That w☼uld be the lamest way t☼ die.
HH: 17 w0uld 83 7h3 8357 w4y 70 d13
HH: 7h3 8357 0n3
HH: 1n l1k3 4 8421ll10n y34r5
NM: Dr☼wning is laaaaaaaaaaame!
NM: L-a-m-e!!!!
HH: w3ll y34h fr0m 4n 08j3c71v3 v31wp01n7 4ny 50r7 0f d347h w0uld 83 pr377y 605h d4rn3d l4m3
HH: 8u7 y0u kn0w
HH: 17d 83 l363nd4ry
HH: =:0
NM: Bl☼win' up in a blaze ☼f gl☼ry is legendary!!!!
NM: Dr☼wnin'?
NM: N☼☼☼☼☼☼t s☼ much.
HH: wh47 1f 17 w45 l1k3
HH: 7h3 8166357 w4v3 3v3r
HH: 7h3 v457 5w3ll
HH: 53n7 fr0m 7h3 8470n 0f 7h3 c0nduc70r h1m53lf
HH: =80
NM: C☼nduct☼r?? What c☼nduct☼r??
NM: And I d☼n't care, it'd still be lame!!!!!
NM: >;/
HH: 7h3 c0nduc70r5 um
HH: n3v3rm1nd 1m n07 60nn4 637 pr34chy 0n y0u
HH: 4nyw4y5 1 83773r h34d 0u7
NM: Where y☼u g☼ing??
HH: 1 7h1nk 1 533 m0m 50 1m 60nn4 h34d h0m3 4nd pr373nd 70 83 45l33p 7h15 71m3
NM: ☼☼☼☼☼h, g☼tcha! ;D
HH: 50 l473r5! 0h 4nd <>
NM: See ya, br☼ski!
NM: <>
-- hinderingHijinks [HH] gave up trolling nitroMerc [NM] at 20:04 --
You head back to shore, then your HIVE as fast as you can, and hide in your recoopracoon like a little wriggler. This is mostly due to that fact that your LUSUS has a tendency to BRUTALLY BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU BLACK OUT, and you are SCARED TO DEATH OF HER.
You proceed to hide in your RECOUPRACOON for several hours.
...
You should prooooobably be someone else for a bit.
Last edited by acrylicArsenal; 10-07-2011 at 03:54 PM.
>Too far! Too far! Jump some time into the future!
Fortunate? You?
Funny, that really does fit you, you're the most fortunate troll on Alternia. OH YEAH!!
You are now SEISKA ONNENA, the hostess of the best CASINO on Alternia. Mostly because there ARE NO OTHERS. At least none that could compare, that's how great your CASINO is. You like to think of yourself as a HARDCORE GAMBLER, and should you ever have felt like getting yourself hurt, you would become the GREATEST GAMBLIGNANT known to the universe. If they still existed. Or if you felt like getting yourself hurt. You've NEVER gotten yourself hurt. Nope!
What should you do?
>Exposit on your dislike of being harmed
What no, you don't have time for that because you just logged onto Trollian for no reason at all! And oh look, somebody's almost instantly trolling you!
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began trolling fortunateOpportunist [FO] --
DG: HΩwdy there, miss.
FO: Lєwєsт, I кησw iт's yσυ. dση'т тяy тσ pℓαy тhє яσℓє σƒ тhє 'мysтєяiσυs sтяαηgєя'
FO: σOσOσOσOσO
DG: I ain't nΩ mystery, sʊre.
FO: sσ whαт dσ yσυ ηєєd?
DG: Well... ever heard Ωf the game Sgrʊb?
FO: σh, is тhαт sσмє кiηd σƒ α ηєw ¢αяdgαмє?
FO: gαiηiηg pσpυℓαяiтy?
DG: ...Actʊally, it's Ωne Ωf thΩse cΩmpʊter games.
DG: FΩʊnd the gamegrʊb with a raider Ωne Ω' these days, nΩbΩdy ever heard Ωf it.
FO: єh, sσмє кiηd σƒ υηdєяgяσυηd Bαηdiт ¢яυd тhєη?
FO: мυsт Bє Bσяiηg. αηd Bαdℓy мαdє.
DG: Well, frΩm what I managed tΩ gather, it dΩesn't seem that bad.
DG: An... all I knΩw mΩre in-depth is that it's a team game.
FO: υgh. Bσσσσяiηg
FO: αℓℓ тhє Bєsт gαмєs αяє siηgℓєpℓαyєя. ℓiкє тяσкєя!
FO: yσυ яαяєℓy sєє тєαмs σƒ pєσpℓє s¢яєαмiηg αт αη σηє αямєd gαмBℓigηαηт, dσ yσυ?
DG: ...Ya need sΩmebΩdy tΩ play against in trΩker, dΩn't ya?
FO: sтiℓℓ pℓαyєd By siηgυℓαя pєяsσηs
DG: ..Well, I ain't sʊre if it's team Ωr cΩmpetitiΩn
DG: All I knΩw is that I need mΩre peΩple tΩ play.
FO: σh яєαℓℓy ησw?
FO: sσ whσ hαvє yσυ iηviтєd? i мighт кησw тhєм
DG: Well, jʊst thΩʊght ya might like the idea. DʊnnΩ, since yer a gamer.
DG: Ωh... ʊntil nΩw, gΩt Siskʊs, Cirrin, Elizan an' Tʊrsʊn, frΩm what I recall.
FO: i'м α GAMBLER. yσυ wαηт α gαмєя, тυяη тσ Sisкυs. αηd αppαяєηтℓy yσυ αℓяєαdy hαvє
FO: Bυт єh whαтєvєя, why ησт. iт's Bєєη pяєттy qυiєт σvєя hєяє ƒσя α whiℓє ησw αηywαy
DG: Ain't an ʊnknΩwn game sΩmethin' that might qʊalify as a gamble?
DG: WhΩ knΩws what might cΩme frΩm it.
FO: hммм
DG: That's gΩΩd, then. FΩr a mΩment there, I thΩʊght I might need ta Ωffer ya mΩney.
FO: yσυ. σƒƒєя ME мσηєy. i тhiηк i jυsт s¢αяєd α gυαяd wiтh hσw hαяd i jυsт ℓαυghєd
DG: Yeah, I feel ya.
FO: i'd яαтhєя gєт yσυя pσ¢кєт мσηєy iη α ƒαiя gαмє σƒ тяσкєя
DG: That's why I'm relieved knΩwin' that I wΩn't need tΩ stΩp eatin' fΩr a sweep in Ωrder tΩ pay fΩr Ωne breakfast Ω' yΩʊrs.
FO: σh pℓєαsє, i dση'т єαт THAT ℓαvishℓy
FO: yσυ'd σηℓy hαvє тσ sтσp єαтiηg ƒσя α ƒєw pєяigєєs
DG: Heh.
DG: Well, I can manage.
FO: gσσd ƒσя yσυ! sσ is тhєяє sσмєтhiηg єℓsє? ℓiкє, giviηg мє тhє gαмє тhαт yσυ wαηт мє тσ pℓαy?
FO: σя shσυℓd i gσ кiℓℓ sσмє Bαηdiтs?
FO: ¢σяяє¢тiση: gєт sσмє pєσpℓє тσ кiℓℓ sσмє Bαηdiтs
DG: Nah, ʊnlikely yΩʊ'll find it that way.
DG: I've been cʊllin' raiders all the time, an' jʊst fΩʊnd Ωne.
FO: wєℓℓ, wiтh мy ℓυ¢к, i'd σηℓy ηєєd тσ кiℓℓ σηє.
DG: I'll give ya the game later, thΩʊgh. The way it's been lately, I dΩn't think my hʊsktΩp can handle sendin' a hʊge file like that.
FO: ƒσя sσмє яєαsση, i ƒiηd тhαт hiℓαяiσυs P.D
FO: ησ σƒƒєηsє тσ yσυя hυsктσp
DG: I knΩw, I knΩw.
DG: NΩ Ωffense taken.
FO: sσ i'м iηviтєd iηтσ α gαмє, Bυт ¢αη'т pℓαy iт yєт?
DG: I'll get ya the grʊb as sΩΩn as pΩssible.
FO: αℓяighт. i'ℓℓ hαvє тiмє тσ gєт єvєяyтhiηg sєттℓєd ƒσя мy Bяєαк σvєя hєяє тhєη
DG: Sʊre thing.
DG: SΩ, hΩw's the casinΩ gΩin'?
FO: Bσσмiηg, αs αℓwαys
FO: σηℓy 6 ¢αsυαℓтiєs тhis wєєк!
FO: тhє gυαяds αяє ƒℓippiηg тhєiя ℓids αBσυт тhє pσssiBiℓiтy σƒ ℓσsiηg тhєiя jσBs. iт's ƒυη тσ wαт¢h
DG: It's becΩmin' a safe place, eh?
FO: iт's αℓwαys Bєєη ℓiкє тhαт ƒσя мє αηywαy
FO: αηd тhαт's whαт мαттєяs
DG: Yeah, right.
DG: Aight then, see ya later?
FO: sυяє, why ησт. ηi¢є тσ hєαя ƒяσм yσυ αgαiη
FO: P.)
DG: Always here;
And now it looks like you're going to play a game of some kind. Well, it's better than just sitting around doing paperwork, that's for sure! You instantly start yelling at some of your employees to start getting stuff done faster because you're going to need some peace soon.
This takes a few hours. Gosh you love yelling.
>Get trolled by Strength
That's actually a pretty good way to describe Cucali! She IS your personal muscle after all.
-- nitroMerc [NM] began trolling fortunateOpportunist [FO] --
NM: Seiska!!
NM: It's ab☼ut time y☼u're ☼n!
FO: yєαh, wєℓℓ whєяє hαvє yσυ Bєєη?!
NM: D☼ing imp☼rtant stuff, ☼f c☼urse!
NM: Geez, y☼u think I've been sittin' ☼n my ass d☼in' n☼thin'?
NM: I sh☼uld be askin' *y☼u* that questi☼n, y☼u kn☼w!
FO: pƒƒт dση'т мαкє мє ℓαυgh!
NM: Yeah, yeah, I'm the j☼ker, it is me.
NM: But I g☼t this plan, see. And I'm tryin' t☼ find s☼me pe☼ple t☼ help. Y☼u interested sweetie?
FO: whαт, ¢αη'т yσυ dσ yσυя jσB αℓσηє? P,)
NM: ☼h please, y☼u kn☼w what I'm capable ☼f.
NM: Besides, a little help never hurt, riiiight?
NM: And y☼u might even gain s☼methin' ☼utta it.
FO: i gυєss yσυ αяє яighт
FO: gσ ση
NM: All right. Y☼u kn☼w that game DG ☼r whatever's g☼t g☼in'?
FO: σh yєαh...
FO: i wαs тσℓd αBσυт iт, sσυηds pяєттy Bσяiηg
NM: ☼h, c'm☼n! Give it a sh☼t! Excitement d☼esn't c☼me t☼ th☼se wh☼ wait, y'kn☼w!
NM: Besides, even if it winds up t☼ be a b☼☼☼☼☼ring FLARP game, we'll still have s☼me fun beatin' th☼se smug l☼wbl☼☼ds.
FO: gσσd pσiηт hєhє
FO: i jυsт hσpє тhαт тhєяє wiℓℓ Bє αтℓєαsт sσмє яisкs
NM: ☼h☼h☼, trust me. This sad game will be real interesting ☼nce we get int☼ it.
NM: And if it d☼esn't I'll just bl☼w s☼me shit up f☼r fun ;)
NM: B☼☼M!! Insta-danger! Insta-adventure!
FO: тhαт's gσiηg тσ тαкє α ℓσт σƒ єxpℓσsivєs
FO: dσ i ηєєd тσ яєsтσ¢к σя sσмєтhiηg?
NM: H☼ney, I g☼t all the b☼mbs that we'll ever need.
NM: But it w☼uldn't hurt t☼ be prepared, I guess.
FO: gσσd! ησw, whαт wαs тhαт pℓαη yσυ wєяє тαℓкiηg αBσυт?
NM: Weeeell!
NM: There's a small pr☼blem with the leadership with the teams, y☼u see.
FO: hм?
NM: Seems like b☼th the shitbl☼☼ds are g☼nna be callin' the sh☼ts.
NM: S☼ I was thinkin' that maybe we c☼uld pull ☼ff a little... I dunn☼...
NM: Usurpti☼n!
FO: sυяє, why тhє hєℓℓ ησт? P,D
FO: sσυηds ƒυη. whσ αяє тhє тєαм ℓєαdєяs αηywαy?
NM: Awes☼me!! I knew I c☼uld c☼unt ☼n y☼u! ;D
NM: Yeah, ☼ne ☼f 'em is PL, puppetLusus, and I think the ☼ther ☼ne's g☼nna be DG.
FO: υυgh, sisкυs?
NM: ☼☼☼h yeah.
FO: shє hαтєs gαмBℓiηg, whαт α jα¢кαss
NM: That bitch's g☼t her puppets all ☼ver my hive!!
NM: In fact ☼ne ☼f her creepy ☼nes is h☼verin' ☼ver my sh☼ulder right n☼w. Bluh.
FO: shє sєηт σηє αƒтєя мє whєη i sυggєsтєd тhαт i ¢συℓd тєα¢h тhє gяυB тσ pℓαy di¢є
FO: σh dαмη, is iт тhє σηє wiтh тhє hσσк?
NM: Sheesh, what's her pr☼blem?
NM: Yeah!!
FO: hєℓℓ iƒ i кησw!!
NM: C☼ddammit I w☼uld tear that freaky thing apart right n☼w if it wasn't f☼r the ☼thers.
FO: yσυ ¢συℓd αℓwαys тяy тσ sєт тiмєd BσмBs
FO: Bℓσw тhєм αℓℓ υp iη σηє gσ
NM: Yeah, but it'd bl☼w my hive up t☼☼! It's always such a b☼ther t☼ build a new ☼ne, y☼u kn☼w?
NM: I'm pretty much stuck f☼ll☼win' her ☼rders right n☼w but I think y☼u're free, right?
FO: yєαh
NM: Great then! Y☼u see, I'm tryin' t☼ get all the highbl☼☼ds t☼ g☼ with us ☼n this ☼ne.
FO: gσσd ℓυ¢к wiтh HH...
NM: ☼h believe me, I tried >:(
NM: I think I'm gettin' thr☼ugh t☼ her, th☼ugh! Even th☼ugh she s☼unds like a t☼tal dimwit.
FO: whσα, i didη'т тhiηк αηyσηє ¢συℓd мαкє hєя ℓisтєη!
NM: Hey, y☼u just g☼tta speak her language, y☼u kn☼w?
NM: Just thr☼ugh in a few brahs and stuff like that ;)
NM: *thr☼w
FO: i'ℓℓ кєєp тhαт iη мiηd iη ¢αsє i ηєєd sσмєтhiηg ƒяσм hєя
FO: is тhєяє αηyтhiηg spє¢iƒi¢ i shσυℓd dσ?
NM: Well...
NM: Let's see h☼w many tr☼lls we can get ☼n ☼ur side and then figure ☼ut the plan!!
NM: But if y☼u get the chance, feel free t☼ stage an "accident" ☼r tw☼.
NM: :)
FO: sσ yσυя pℓαη is тhαт wє dση'т hαvє α pℓαη?
FO: i ℓiкє тhαт pℓαη! P,)
NM: See, that's exactly why I like y☼u!!
NM: All right, I g☼tta g☼ see if I can recruit s☼me m☼re guys t☼ ☼ur cause and all.
NM: Y☼u keep an eye ☼n th☼se tw☼ shitbl☼☼ds f☼r me, 'kay?
FO: αℓяighт, gσσd ℓυ¢к wiтh тhαт
>Be Strength!!
While you are pretty awesome and strong, your name is not Strength!! It's CUCALI PASINE.
As was stated before, you are now CUCALI PASINE, the greatest bomber and mercenary in all of Alternia. Sitting in your boring cave hive, you are pondering how the hell your stupid moirail got a piano in her sylladex. One day that sylladex is going to spit out some monster of an item and squish her. Which totally doesn't make you worried. Nope, not one bit.
... nooooo, you're not worried one bit. For goodness sake you're one of the most dangerous trolls you don't give a shit about a stupid indigo!!!
... maybe.
AH-HEM MOVIN' ON.
>Be trolled by Death.
Oh, please. You're so used to flirting with death that-- oh, never mind, someone's trolling you. Ugh, it looks like a yellowblood.
-- nitroMerc [NM] began trolling puppetLusus [PL] --
PL: Evening, highblood BLOOD.
PL: May I have AVE a moment of your time?
NM: W☼w, wh☼'s this? :/
PL: I doubt you know me. FO might have mentioned ONED me once or twice ICE.
PL: My name is Siskus Avarro VARRO
NM: Sure, sure, I'll try t☼ remember that.
NM: Let me tell y☼u right away that I'm n☼t d☼in' any j☼bs f☼r y☼u.
NM: Shitbl☼☼ds d☼n't have the m☼ney t☼ aff☼rd me ;)
PL: I understand AND, highblood. I was simply asking KING if you remember DG inviting TING you to play a game.
NM: Eh, maybe.
PL: that is, doubleGunslinger. Another THER lowblood
NM: Hey, y☼u can't expect me t☼ keep track ☼f l☼wbl☼☼d handles, y'kn☼w.
NM: Yeah, I remember s☼methin' ab☼ut a game. What ab☼ut it?
PL: The players will be BE split into two WO teams.
PL: And apparently I am to TO lead the other team, the one NE you are in. I hope that you UU don't mind, highblood.
NM: ... y☼u seri☼us?
NM: Wh☼ the hell's picking the leaders here? :/
NM: Because there's n☼ way I'm takin' ☼rders fr☼m l☼wbl☼☼d scum like y☼u, buddy.
PL: Well, to be frank RANK, our team is IS made out of idiots and ND freaks.
PL: It is more of a A burden anyway, but I will ILL definitely lead us to victory TORY.
PL: Drag even, if the situation TION calls for it
NM: Tch!
NM: D☼ me a fav☼r and tell wh☼ever's runnin' this j☼int that he better get his act t☼gether.
NM: There's n☼ way that a team's g☼nna win with a shitbl☼☼d in charge.
PL: Technically ALLY, i am outside the hemospectrum.
NM: Buddy, n☼ ☼ne's ☼utta the hem☼spectrum. N☼b☼dy escapes nature.
PL: That may be, but I serve a highblood as her lusus.
PL: And she is IS higher than you are RE, seadweller.
NM: Ha ha, y☼u're hilari☼us.
NM: That's a nice little st☼ry there, bud, but I'm n☼t buyin' int☼ that musclebeast shit.
PL: Do you UU need proof? That is IS easy to come by.
PL: And you could simply IMPLY ask FO. She knows.
NM: Riiight, pr☼☼f. I'm callin' y☼ur bluff, shitbl☼☼d. Sure. In fact, I'll g☼ ask her right n☼w.
NM: In the meantime, y☼u turn y☼ur little l☼wbl☼☼d ass back t☼ DG ☼r whatever his name is and tell him that he better hand ☼ver the reigns t☼ s☼me☼ne *c☼mpetent*, y☼u hear?
PL: Of all the people in our UR group, I am the most OST competent to keep everything HING in one piece.
NM: Suuuuuuure.
NM: Keep ☼n deludin' y☼urself ;)
PL: Let me say AY it this way AY. Hold on, Saskes doesn't need to see this
PL: There. This is in no way how a lowblood should act towards her superior, and she doesn't need any negative influence.
PL: You will submit, god dammit. The rest of you are all maniacs, freaks and idiots.
NM: And y☼u think y☼u can d☼ that, huh?
PL: Any single one of you would fuck EVERYTHING up. And I won't allow that.
PL: I'll drag this team to victory, screaming if I need to. And do I think that I can do it? Yes.
PL: Do I think that I can make you submit? Yes again.
NM: Is that a challenge, girlie?
NM: Because I'm m☼re than willing t☼ take y☼u up ☼n it.
PL: Nope. You see, I know where you live. And I was kind of expecting that you wouldn't be very happy about this
NM: ... what y☼u gettin' at?
PL: So I made some precautions. Right now there are puppets everywhere in your hive.
PL: Say hello to Lil' Cull.
NM: ...
PL: ((And then Lil' Cull appears right over her shoulder, laughing in all his weaponized glory.
-- nitroMerc [NM] jumps out of her seat and slams the keyboard in surprise. --
NM: sutipa[
PL: Sorry, he really loves snuggling
NM: ... heh.
PL: hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, bitch.
NM: Well-played, shitbl☼☼d.
PL: I am the leader of this bunch of insane whackjobs we call a team.
PL: And you WILL submit to that.
NM: Fuck y☼u, I d☼ what I want.
NM: But I'll give y☼u the benefit ☼f the d☼ubt.
PL: So do all of my little friends
PL: Good! But the puppets will stay where they are.
NM: Careful, girlie.
NM: Y☼u might find them g☼ne when y☼u turn ar☼und.
PL: Maybe. That's an acceptable loss. They are still equipped with cameras though, so taking them all down while I'm not watching is going to be hard
PL: But it's good that we came to an understanding.
NM: Understandin' my ass.
NM: Better watch y☼urself, girlie, y☼u're g☼in' d☼wn ☼nce this shitty game's d☼ne.
-- nitroMerc [NM] gave up trolling puppetLusus [PL] --
Motherfuckin' no good lousy BITCH!
>Cucali: Blow that lameass puppet up!!!!!
You can't, smart one!! Not without blowin' yourself up in the process.
Ohoho. This?
This calls for war.
>Cucali: Contact Fortune!
You don't know any troll called Fortune. But you do know a certain lucky troll called Seiska.
You proceed to have the conversation that we have already seen.
Bitch, it is on.
((Posting this for Pepperedfox, who can't at the moment due to various shenanigans.))
You are once again ELIZAN SHUKRA, despite the fact that not all of the other players have gotten introduced yet. Still, it's not that big a deal, really.
You have just finished a bout of gardening. You watered some medicinal herbs and some new roses you're growing, but most of your time was spent on your hands and knees, pulling weeds.
This has always reminded you of how useless trolls are CULLED, and then you get depressed, so to keep that from happening, you decide to wash up quickly and check your Trollian account.
> Elizan: Meet the Hermit.
-- pimeTaradox [PT] began pestering neuroticProvision [NP] at 16:15 --
PT: HELLO COMRADE STOP
NP: Um
NP: H-hi
PT: I DONT THINK WEVE SPOKEN BEFORE STOP
NP: N-n♀ we h-haven'+
PT: IVE BEEN TRYING TO MEET ALL MY TEAMMATES STOP
PT: THE NAMES TURSUN BY THE WAY STOP
NP: I+'s n-nice +-+♀ mee+ y-y♀u +-+ursun
PT: SO WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO JOIN OUR RAGTAG BAND OF MISFITS STOP
NP: I'm kn-kn♀w Siskus and sh-she +-+alked m-me in+♀ i+
PT: SHE CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE STOP
NP: Y-yes
PT: DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING STOP
NP: N-n♀+ r-really
NP: W-well
NP: Maybe y♀u c-c♀uld +-+ell me m-m♀re ab♀u+ +h-+he ♀+hers ♀n ♀-♀ur +eam?
PT: LETS SEE STOP
PT: FLYNNT IS OUR LEADER STOP
PT: HES A BIT OBSESSED WITH HOOFBEASTTROLLS BUT HES A GOOD GUY AND A GOOD FIGHTER STOP
PT: ONE OF THE FEW TROLLS I TRUST STOP
PT: JULES IS RATHER DEPRESSED AND SKITTISH BUT GENERALLY A DECENT PERSON STOP
PT: BAHARI IS NAIVE BUT FRIENDLY AND VERY OUTGOING STOP
PT: KARUNA IS AN IDIOT STOP
PT: I THINK HES FUNNY BUT THE OTHERS ARE USUALLY ANNOYED BY HIM STOP
PT: WILL FLIRT WITH ANY FEMALE HE MEETS STOP
NP: U-um
NP: N-n♀+ +-+♀ c-c♀rrec+ y♀u
PT: FEEL FREE STOP
NP: B-bu+ S-siskus s-said sh-she was my +-+eam's l-leader
PT: LEMME HAVE A LOOK I MAY HAVE MISREAD STOP
PT: WE HAVE A FEW SIMILAR NAMES ON THE LIST STOP
PT: WHOOPS STOP
NP: +h-+ha+'s all r-righ+
PT: OKAY LETS DO THIS RIGHT STOP
PT: STARTING FROM THE TOP STOP
PT: MAL IS A ROBOT STOP
PT: HE IS GENERALLY VERY SERIOUS AND BORING STOP
NP: A wh-wha+?
NP: R-really?
PT: IM PRETTY SURE STOP
PT: ITS HARD TO BE TOTALLY CERTAIN BUT HIS EXTERIOR IS ENTIRELY MACHINE STOP
NP: Um
NP: W-♀w
PT: WE ARE AN ODD BUNCH STOP
PT: SOLENA IS NEXT STOP
PT: FRIENDLY BUT DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS STOP
PT: TIARNA I HAVENT TALKED TOO MUCH BUT I HEAR SHES A BIT OF A CUTTHROAT STOP
PT: SEISKAS SOMETHING OF AN OPPORTUNIST STOP
PT: SHE SHOULD BE NICE ENOUGH AS LONG AS SHE THINKS YOURE USEFUL STOP
PT: AND SINCE YOURE A MEDIC THAT SHOULD BE PRETTY MUCH FOREVER STOP
NP: I d-d♀ +ry +-+♀ be useful s-s♀
NP: Yeah
PT: CEPHUS CAN BE A BIT CRANKY BUT HES NICE ENOUGH WHEN KARUNA ISNT THERE TO ANNOY HIM STOP
PT: KAJOLE I HAVENT SPOKEN TO STOP
PT: BUT WORD ON THE STREET SAYS HES A MAD SCIENTIST STOP
PT: VARXAS IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE STOP
PT: LACKING IN CONFIDENCE BUT GENERALLY A NICE GUY STOP
PT: CUCALI IS DANGEROUS STOP
PT: TRY TO AVOID HER STOP
NP: ♀-♀kay
PT: CIRRIN CAN BE A BIT BOISTEROUS BUT HES ALSO PRETTY COOL STOP
PT: AND YOU ALREADY KNOW SISKUS SO THATS THE TEAM STOP
NP: ♀kay +h-+hank y♀u v-very much
PT: GLAD TO HELP STOP
NP: I g-guess I'll n-need +♀ +-+alk +-+hem s♀♀n
PT: CUCALI MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE YOU NOW THAT I THINK OF IT STOP
PT: SHES OBSESSED WITH BEING IN CHARGE STOP
NP: ♀h?
NP: +h-+ha+ sh-sh♀uld w-w♀rk ♀u+ well
PT: I ONLY GOT ON THE DO NOT BLOW UP LIST BECAUSE IM THE GUY WITH THE INFO STOP
NP: Sh-she h-has a d-d♀ n-n♀+ bl♀w up l-lis+?
PT: METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING STOP
PT: SHE LOVES EXPLOSIONS WAY TOO MUCH STOP
NP: I s-see
PT: EVEN IF YOU GET ON HER GOOD SIDE I RECOMMEND STAYING OUT OF THE POSSIBLE BLAST RADIUS STOP
NP: I'll k-keep +ha+ in m-mind
PT: SHE ISNT TOO GOOD ABOUT SAFETY STOP
PT: HER FETCH MODUS IS KNOWN FOR CAUSING ACCIDENTAL EXPLOSIONS STOP
PT: SHE THINKS ITS FUNNY STOP
NP: W-w♀w
NP: Y-yeah +h-+hank y♀u f♀r +-+elling me
PT: I AIM TO PLEASE STOP
PT: ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW STOP
NP: N-n♀, +ha+ sh-sh♀uld be en♀ugh
NP: +h-+hank y♀u very v-very much
PT: ONE MORE THING STOP
PT: THE ROBOT KNOWS A LOT ABOUT HOW THIS GAME WORKS STOP
PT: IF YOU NEED TO KNOW THE DETAILS ASK HIM STOP
NP: All r-righ+ I will
PT: IF YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE PEOPLE ASK ME STOP
PT: EVERYONE HAS AN IMPORTANT JOB TO DO STOP
NP: Y-yep!
NP: +h-+hank y♀u again!
PT: GLAD TO HELP STOP
PT: GOODBYE COMRADE STOP
NP: F-farewell
-- pimeTaradox [PT] ceased pestering neuroticProvision [NP] at 16:41 --
Well, that at least confirmed that Flynnt is the brownblood leading the game that Siskus mentioned to you.
And this Tursun seems like a nice troll, a nice, respectable greenblood.
You grab a bite to eat and work on your latest sculpture a bit, with the television running in the background and your computer next to you in case you get contacted.
About an hour and a half into your work, you get get trolled again.
> Elizan: Behold the Sun.
-- intelligentInsight [II] began pestering neuroticProvision [NP] at 02:32 --
II: O| Er, hi zere. |o
NP: ♀h um, h-hell♀
II: O| Hi! Um, zo it haz come to my attention zat ve are playing a game togezer. On ze zame team, az it vere. |o
II: O| Zo I felt like I zhould probably talk to you! |o
NP: ♀h! Y-Yes, in +ha+ c-case i+'s qui+e n-nice +♀ m-mee+ y♀u
NP: My n-name is Elizan Shukra
II: O| It iz a pleazure to meet you, m'lady. I am Lunaro Celezi! |o
NP: I+'s a p-pleasure
II: O| Ze pleazure iz all mine! Zo vhat are your intreztz? |o
NP: I l-like gardening and sculp+ing and m-medicine
II: O| Gardening? I love gardening! |o
NP: Y-Y♀u d♀?
II: O| Yez! Very much zo! |o
II: O| Vhat zort of zingz do you like to plant? |o
NP: M♀s+ly medicinal herbs, bu+ +here are s♀me very pre++y r♀ses I've b-been gr♀wing...
II: O| Oh! Vhat colorz are zey? |o
NP: Blue
II: O| Oh hov nice! I've never been able to get blue before myzelf. I guezz it takez zome vork, huh? |o
NP: Y-Yes i+ did
NP: I'm very pr♀ud ♀f +hem
II: O| You zhould be! It iz quite ze accomplizhment to get zuch a color. I bet zey look amazing! |o
NP: +h-+hank y♀u v-very much
NP: Um wh-wha+ ab♀u+ y-y♀u? Wha+ d-d♀ y♀u l-like +♀ d-d♀?
II: O| Vell, azide from gardening obviouzly, I really enjoy hiking and camping! |o
II: O| Do you ever camp? |o
NP: N-N♀+ really...
NP: I +-+ry n♀+ +♀ ge+ +-+♀♀ far fr♀m m-my hive...
II: O| I'm zure you vould enjoy it. You zeem like zomeone vho vould enjoy ze great outdoorz. |o
NP: Excep+ f♀r +h-+ha+ ♀ne +ime +h-+ha+ s♀me g-greenbl♀♀ds c-c♀nvinced me +♀ g-g♀ ♀u+ in +h-+he deser+ and...
II: O| Oh? |o
NP: S+ill +h-+ha+ +urned ♀u+ all r-righ+.
II: O| Zen maybe ziz vill too! |o
II: O| I could accompany you, and ve could bring zome friendz. It vould be fun! |o
NP: +h-+ha+... c♀uld b-be nice, y-yes
II: O| And you zee zome amazing flora and fauna. Ze floverz out zere.. |o
II: O| Fantaztic. |o
NP: I+ s-s♀unds very n-nice
II: O| Of courze, you zhould in no vay feel obligated to come. It can be razer dangerouz... |o
II: O| But I vill protect you, of courze! |o
NP: I w-w♀uld ha+e +-+♀ +urn d♀wn an invi+ia+i♀n if y-y♀u are invi+ing m-me
II: O| No no! It iz fine if you vould razer not! Like I zaid zough, you zee zome amazing zingz out zere. |o
NP: N-N♀, I'd l-like +♀.
II: O| You vould? |o
II: O| Excellent! I am glad. |o
II: O| Vell, I zhould be going. I vill be zeeing you, my dear! |o
NP: ♀kay +h-+hen
II: O| Farevell! |o
NP: N-Nice +-+alking +♀ y-y♀u
...No, that would be ridiculous. You only just met Lunaro. The odds that the next person you'd talk to would be his Matesprit are-
You're cut off as a fourth person trolls you.
> Elizan: Talk to the DREAMY TROLL.
O-Oh it's F-Flynnt.
S-Squee.
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began pestering neuroticProvision [NP] --
DG: Howdy there, miss.
NP: ♀h h-hey!
DG: How're ya goin'?
NP: I'm d♀ing w-well
NP: And y♀u?
DG: Great, too! Everythin' goin' as ʊsʊal.
NP: I'm g-glad +♀ hear +h-+ha+
DG: So hey, did yoʊr friends keep annoying yoʊ, or did 'em stop a while after that?
Friends? Oh, he must mean the h-highbloods that dared you to go to Flynnt's hive in the first place.
NP: I h-haven'+ seen +h-+hem a+ all
NP: S-S♀ n♀, +hey h-haven'+ been b-b♀+hering me
DG: Hm, right. Glad ta hear that.
NP: I um
NP: I've b-been lis+ening +-+♀ +ha+ m-music b♀x y♀u g-gave me a l-l♀+
NP: +h-+hank y♀u again f-f♀r +ha+
DG: Hey, yoʊ're welcome. An' really, yoʊ deserved that
DG: I mean, going all that way throʊgh the desert, yoʊ're resistant, ya know? And yoʊ're also a great troll, so why not?
NP: ♀h um
NP: I-I-I-I d-d♀n'+ kn-kn♀w wh-wha+ +-+♀ s-say...
DG: Yoʊ liked it, didn't ya?
NP: Y-Y-Yes
DG: So no need to say anything! Jʊst knowing that already makes me happy.
NP: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-
NP: //////
Oh d-dear. You're b-blushing. You have all the blushing. All of it.
NP: +h-+hank y♀u
NP: A-and ♀kay
DG: Ʊnless yoʊ want ta' say it, of coʊrse
DG: I mean, I don't want to stop yoʊ or anythin'.
NP: H-hehe
NP: I'm n-n♀+ sure I'd even kn-kn♀w wh-where +♀ s+-s+ar+
NP: I'm n-n♀+ g-g♀♀d a+ +h-+ha+ s♀r+ ♀f +hing
NP: S♀ p-please jus+ have m-my sinceres+ +h-+hanks
NP: And if y-y♀u're ever n-near m-my h-hive and n-need medical s-supplies ♀r s-s♀me+hing
DG: Right... thanks, Elizan.
DG: Ωr shoʊld I say Ms. Shʊkra? Whatever ya want.
NP: Y-y♀u can c-call me Elizan
NP: I d-d♀n'+ mind
DG: Right then, Elizan. Thanks.
NP: D-d♀n'+ m-men+i♀n i+
DG: So, also... how did yoʊ like the trip back?
NP: I+ w-was nice
DG: I'm not sʊre if yoʊ ever rode a horse before, so I went at a nice pace, bʊt still I ain't sʊre if that was too hard.
NP: I+ w-was m-m♀re pleasan+ +h-+han +rying +♀ r-ride my ♀wn l-lusus
DG: Well... not sʊre if a wingbeast is sʊpposed to be a ride
NP: Sh-she'll s♀me+imes insis+ ♀n +-+aking me p-places
NP: I+'s f-fine if sh-she's g♀ing d♀wn a r-river
DG: Ωh, really? Cool!
NP: Bu+ ♀n d-dry land i+'s r-ra+her bumpy and n-n♀+ fun
DG: Well, yeah... wingbeasts.
DG: She'd probably get along with Hoof well, eh?
NP: H-hehe yeah
DG: ...Heh, another reason for ʊs to meet again sometime.
NP: Y-yeah
NP: I'd l-like +h-+ha+
DG: Yeah, it'd be great!
NP: Y-yep!
DG: Hey, I had an idea... we shoʊld make a campfire!
NP: H-Huh?
DG: Yeah, how aboʊt it? Mʊsic, a fire, maybe some food too...
DG: It's a great thing, on this cold desert here, ya know
NP: +h-+ha+ s♀unds n-nice, yeah
DG: ...Have any other idea? I'm open to other plans, ya know.
DG: Ωr if yoʊ didn't like it, anything else is fine
NP: N♀!
NP: I l-liked y♀ur idea!
NP: I'd r-really like +♀ d♀ +h-+ha+ wi+h y♀u s-s♀me+ime
DG: Great, then. When're ya free?
NP: Um
NP: Any +-+ime really
DG: Well, I ain't that bʊsy too, so whenever ya want to come.
DG: ...We shoʊld already decide a meeting point, thoʊgh.
NP: All r-righ+ +h-+hen!
NP: And +h-+ha+'s a g-g♀♀d idea
DG: Don't wanna make yoʊ walk three hoʊrs on the desert again.
DG: ...Know what, I'll pick yoʊ ʊp at yer' hive
NP: +h-+hank y-y♀u- ♀h! +h-+ha+ w-w♀rks!
DG: Yeah, it's easier
DG: Ωk, so... when shoʊld I pass by there?
NP: Umm
NP: Excep+ing +h-+he +ime I m-me+ y♀u
NP: I'm usually a+ m-my hive
NP: S♀ any +-+ime w♀uld w♀rk
DG: ...Well... are ya free today? The night's still yoʊng.
NP: ♀h!
NP: I
NP: Y-yes!
NP: I am!
DG: Well, lemme see here... I'll be leaving now, then
NP: ♀kay +h-+hen
DG: Ʊh... wait, lemme talk to Hoof a little
DG: Hm... yeah, right
NP: All r-righ+
DG: Great, he's in tip-top condition too
NP: +h-+ha+'s g♀♀d
DG: I'll be there aroʊnd half an hoʊr from now
NP: I'd h-ha+e f♀r h-him +♀ c♀me ♀u+ h-here n♀+ f-feeling well
NP: And I'll s-see y♀u +hen!
DG: See yoʊ soon!
True to his word, Flynnt shows up at your hive half an hour later, and the two of you have a nice time out in the desert. Though, you spend most of your time blushing and stuttering. You do that a lot.
You don't even remember Lunaro's invitation for what would probably have been a surprisingly similar outing (though you might have been less nervous with Lunaro, in fact, now that you think about it, you managed an entire sentence with Lunaro without stuttering!) until hours after you return home.
Last edited by NeonProdigy; 02-14-2012 at 09:35 PM.
You nonchalantly become the troll classified under judg-- Oh my, it's bright out.
Your name is ELPIZA IUDICO, and you have stayed out just a little too late. The scorching sun mounts the horizon of now-cold sands, spreading its hellfire warmth over your skin. You race through the long shadow of your home, cast like a pail (ew) of cool water over the shifting ground. You'll hopefully make it inside before your lusus spots y--
You are now INSIDE your hive, or some shack that looks to hold the same value. You look around worriedly, knowing you just made it past the hordes of corpses or whatever nasty things lurk in the sunlight. And a bad sunburn. Everyone knows a secret agent can't have a distinguishing mark like tha--
You take the time to say aloud that you are no sort of secret agent and the notion of such is silly.
The talk ruse is a DISTACTION that is not easily seen through. Anyway.
>Bother lusus. Or troll a friend.
Your lusus is at rest, as you'd expect. It's getting late, but you're halfway around Alternia from most of your friends. Not this one, though. Perfect, too, you wanted to make a point of talking to him. You'd heard from one of your many sources that there was some silly childish game to be played, and you weren't invited. AND there are highbloods involved.
Naturally, you make a point of inviting yourself.
Show troll log:
[05:37] -- replicateHope [RH] began pestering doubleGunslinger [DG] at 17:37 --
[05:37] RH: You.
[05:38] DG: ...HΩwdy there.
[05:38] RH: I want in on the action, Lewest.
[05:38] DG: WhΩ're yΩu again?
[05:38] RH: Girl that wants in.
[05:38] DG: ...Wait, what? Whaddaya mean "the actiΩn"?
[05:38] RH: The game.
[05:38] DG: And hΩw the hell dΩ ya knΩw my name?
[05:39] DG: ...What damn game?
[05:39] RH: I have sources.
[05:39] RH: Sources tell me you've got a game.
[05:39] RH: That I want in on.
[05:39] DG: Wait, I gΩt it. Ya Ωne Ω' these damn hive raiders, ain't ya?
[05:39] RH: No, nice try. I've been subject to hive raiders, you've seen the results.
[05:40] DG: Yeah, right. YΩu want the damn game, ya can cΩme an' try ta get it
[05:40] DG: ...Results? I dΩn't even think I knΩw ya!
[05:40] RH: -Sigh.- The little shack, out around sector C-17?
[05:41] RH: You were after water or something, and I thought you a raider for a moment.
[05:41] DG: ...Yeah, I think I remember that.
[05:42] DG: Ye the hΩrnless, right?
[05:42] RH: I almost killed you. You shouldn't forge---- HORNLESS.
[05:42] RH: Did you seriously just call me HORNLESS?
[05:42] DG: ...CΩme Ωn, yΩu Ωnly gΩt the winnin' hand Ωn that fight cause' I was thirsty an' tired
[05:42] DG: ...But yΩu have nΩ hΩrns, dΩ ya?
[05:42] DG: At least, I didn't see nΩ hΩrns.
[05:42] RH: I ought to come to your ransacked little standup shack and rip yours off, of COURSE I have horns!
[05:43] DG: ...CΩme Ωn, nΩ need ta hide it
[05:43] RH: Oh my god.
[05:43] DG: I'm tΩΩ lΩw Ωn the hemΩspectrum ta care 'bΩut mutants at all
[05:43] RH: MUTANT.
[05:44] -- replicateHope's [RH'S] computer imploded. --
[05:44] RH: You should feel blessed I have a spare.
[05:45] DG: ...HΩw sΩ?
[05:45] RH: Because if I had to come ask you in person, I doubt you would have survived.
[05:45] RH: You owe me now.
[05:45] RH: I repeat my point: I want in.
[05:46] DG: ...Ya knΩw, dΩn't ya think yΩu cΩuld be a little mΩre... pΩlite here?
[05:46] RH: Maybe you could do the same?
[05:47] RH: Or aren't we "too low" to worry about that?
[05:47] DG: An' really, ya can stΩp tryin' ta prΩve superiΩrity. DΩn't sing it 'till ya bring it, ya knΩw.
[05:47] DG: Ωk, Ωk, sΩrry, my bad.
[05:48] RH: Anyway.
[05:48] RH: You're inviting me to your game, and I'm bringing a few people.
[05:48] RH: Hope you don't mind, don't really care if you do, all of that jazz.
[05:48] DG: An' well... I ain't sure 'bΩut the cΩmputer, but yΩu ended up givin' me water, sΩ I dΩ Ωwe ya Ωne.
[05:48] RH: Game. In. Last word.
[05:48] DG: Ya can bring as much peΩple as ya want. The mΩre, the merrier, right?
[05:49] RH: Good. We're done.
[05:49] -- replicateHope [RH] ceased pestering doubleGunslinger [DG] at 17:49 --
Your lusus seems to be done with your earlier request-- expanding the lava tubes beneath your hive. This in no way helps you, clearly. You simply want to keep it from burning the hive itself.
You certainly don't have a secret base down there or anything.
Lava tubes isn't code at all, no.
Shhhh.
You decide to spend the day sleeping instead of using the internet to contact people you might trust. We'll certainly get back to you later, perhaps there's something else we can do for now?
>Be THE TOWER.
HM: Apxlxgies. Unit is prexccupied at the mxment.
HM: Please try again later. Gxxdbye.
Last edited by uncannyUroboros; 10-09-2011 at 03:00 PM.
Reason: Colors~
Since THE TOWER is indisposed, you return to being TURSUN KAIROS. This is a pretty typical day for you, really. You're taking a rare break from training, but you should be getting back to oh hey someone's trolling you.
>Contemplate your new popularity
No. This troll is taking time out of his or her busy day to talk to you, you will not waste time daydreaming.
Fine, answer then.
Don't mind if I do.
Show Pesterlog:
-- recreantOctopus [RO] began trolling pimeTaradox [PT] at 17:32 --
RO: okay we havent talked much despite both knowing Flynnt for
RO: what a sweep in CIRRIN RUNFARs case?
PT: LIKEWISE STOP
PT: YEAH I GOTTA START TALKING TO PEOPLE MORE STOP
RO: yeah instead of training all night in your temple or whatever it is you do
RO: actually CIRRIN RUNFARs problem is the opposite
PT: HOW SO STOP
RO: okay you know Lunaro and Solena somehow got into this game of Flynnts?
PT: YEAH STOP
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR is not ready to talk to them right now
PT: YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION STOP
RO: past shenanigans
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR pretty much spend the past sweep running far from them
RO: especially her
PT: I HAD SOME PAST SHENANIGANS WITH HER ABOUT A SWEEP AGO STOP
RO: wait youre saying you knew her too?
PT: NOT EXACTLY STOP
PT: SHES THE REASON IM NO LONGER ON THE TOURNAMENT CIRCUIT STOP
RO: ...go on
RO: whats she been doing?
PT: ITS MORE WHAT I DID TO HER STOP
RO: ...what did you do to her?
PT: I WAS ASKED TO THROW THE MATCH STOP
PT: I GOT UPSET STOP
PT: NEXT THING I KNEW THE RING WAS FLOODED IN SOPOR AND I WAS SMEARED IN INDIGO BLOOD STOP
RO: how howd that happen?
PT: I HAVE THESE RARE BUT CATASTROPHIC FITS OF TEMPER STOP
PT: FROM THE VIDEO IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS TRYING TO SEVER HER SPINE STOP
RO: um wow CIRRIN RUNFAR wishes he had been there
PT: NOT A FAN OF HIGHBLOODS THEN STOP
RO: not a fan of her in particular
PT: I SEE STOP
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR has his own past grievances with her
RO: long story a short
RO: a Flarp matched ended badly
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR lost a moirail
RO: and had to leave CIRRIN RUNFARs old life behind
PT: DAMN STOP
-- pimeTaradox [PT] is at a loss for words --
PT: I CAN SEE WHY YOURE NOT ON GREAT TERMS WITH HER STOP
RO: and thats not the half of it
RO: anyway CIRRIN RUNFAR had just enough time to grab the lusus and leave
RO: eventually finding this abandoned hive
RO: meeting Flynnt
RO: you know the rest
PT: SUPPOSE I DO STOP
RO: man guess CIRRIN RUNFARs going to have to unblock them if were playing this game together
PT: PROBABLY STOP
PT: I THINK SOLENAS ON YOUR TEAM STOP
RO: thats...
RO: great
PT: IVE GOT LUNARO STOP
PT: SO YEAH I BASH HIS MATESPRITS SKULL IN AND NOW I HAVE TO WORK WITH HIM STOP
PT: THIS SHOULD BE FUN STOP
RO: and CIRRIN RUNFARs got to work with Solena after
RO: well after all that happened
PT: FUN FOR EVERYONE STOP
RO: yeah
RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR going to disappear now
-- recreantOctopus [RO] gave up trolling pimeTaradox [PT] at 17:58 --
>Suppress memories
Well, that's just silly. Introspection is the path to wisdom. You check your husktop for the video file. It's time to think about what happened th-oh look, it's one of the new trolls in the session!
-- pimeTaradox [PT] began pestering fortunateOpportunist [FO] at 23:59 --
PT: HELLO COMRADE STOP
FO: hєℓℓσ
PT: I DONT THINK WEVE HAD THE CHANCE TO SPEAK YET STOP
FO: yєαh, i wαs jυsт gσiηg тσ sαy тhє sαмє
PT: IVE BEEN TRYING TO MEET EVERYONE IN THE SESSION STOP
PT: EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE VARYING LEVELS OF CRAZY STOP
PT: SO WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS RAGTAG BUNCH OF MISFITS STOP
FO: wєℓℓ, i'м ησт ¢яαzy! i'м jυsт hєяє ƒσя тhє ƒυη!
PT: I SUPPOSE STOP
FO: Bυт hєy, hσw αBσυт α gαмє?
PT: WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND STOP
FO: yσυ'яє iη тhє σтhєя тєαм, яighт?
PT: YES STOP
FO: wєℓℓ, iт's siмpℓє
FO: iƒ wє wiη тhє gαмє, yσυ σwє мє σηє тhσυsαηd ¢αєgαяs P,)
FO: αηd iƒ wє ℓσsє, i σwє yσυ тwi¢є тhαт
PT: VERY WELL STOP
PT: ITS NOT LIKE IM USING THIS ANYWAY STOP
FO: σh shαмє, i wαs hσpiηg тhαт yσυ wσυℓdη'т hαvє тhє мσηєy
PT: I HAVE WON MY FAIR SHARE OF TOURNAMENTS STOP
PT: AND I RARELY GET A CHANCE TO SPEND THE WINNINGS STOP
PT: NO EXORBITANT INTEREST RATES FOR YOU STOP
FO: i jυsт dση'т ηєєd мσηєy, яєαℓℓy
FO: i pяєƒєя ƒαvσυяs αηd тhє ℓiкє
PT: I SEE STOP
PT: USEFUL THINGS TO HAVE STOP
FO: yєαh, тhєy αяє. sσ, dσ yσυ wαηт тσ кєєp тhє ¢υяяєηт wαgєя?
PT: WE COULD STOP
FO: σя wσυℓd yσυ pяєƒєя ƒαvσυяs тσσ? P,)
PT: WELL NEITHER OF US HAS MUCH USE FOR MORE MONEY STOP
PT: BUT I DONT MAKE OPEN ENDED DEALS STOP
PT: WHAT MIGHT YOUR TERMS BE STOP
FO: ƒiηє. wєℓℓ, i dση'т яєαℓℓy кησw whαт υsє yσυ ¢συℓd Bє тσ мє
FO: dσ yσυ кησw hσw тσ ƒighт?
PT: YES STOP
PT: I WAS BANNED FROM THE ALTERNIAN MARTIAL ARTS ASSOCIATION FOR EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE STOP
FO: αℓяighт, тhαт sσυηds pєяƒє¢т! i ¢συℓd υsє αησтhєя Bσdygυαяd. тhє σтhєя σƒ тhє тwσ gσт кiℓℓєd α pєяigєє σя тwσ αgσ
PT: AND IF I WIN STOP
FO: whαт αяє yσυя тєямs?
PT: LETS SEE STOP
PT: I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO OFFER ME STOP
FO: yσυ sαid yσυ wєяє Bαηηєd ƒяσм тhє мαятiαℓ αятs αssσ¢iαтiση. i ¢αη gєт yσυ Bα¢к iη.
PT: THEN WE HAVE AN ARRANGEMENT STOP
FO: yαy! P.D
PT: PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU STOP
FO: yσυ мighт wαηт тσ тαℓк тσ ηiтяσMєя¢ αBσυт whαт тhє pσsiтiση σƒ α Bσdygυαяd єηтαiℓs
PT: I WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND STOP
FO: siη¢є wє αяєη'т αBσυт тσ ℓσsє тσ α тєαм ℓiкє yσυяs! >P,)
PT: WE WILL SEE STOP
PT: SINCE I SEEM TO BE THE INFO GUY FOR OUR SESSION I WOULD BE REMISS IF I DIDNT CHECK IF YOU HAD ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR COMRADES STOP
FO: σh, i hαvє мy σwη sσυя¢є σƒ iηƒσямαтiση, тhαηк yσυ.
PT: GOOD TO KNOW STOP
FO: ησw, i'ℓℓ gєт gσiηg. i hαvє тσ dυєℓ α мσяση whσ dσєsη'т кησw whєη тσ qυiт pℓαyiηg. Hєhє, hє shσυℓdη'т hαvє wαgєяєd his sтяiƒє spє¢iBυs
PT: OUR SESSION IS CRAWLING WITH SPIES AND SNOOPS STOP
FO: тhαт iт is. Lαтєя, Bσdygυαяd-тσ-Bє!
-- fortunateOpportunist [FO] ceased pestering pimeTaradox [PT] at 00:23 --
Like the MASTER PLANNER you are, you have arranged this so that either way, you get what you want. A bodyguard job sounds like fun, and should provide you with a steady stream of future opponents. Cucali, of course, misinterprets this as a sign of flushed feelings for Seiska, which is ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE.
Someplace Else I'll get back to you on the specifics
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Re: Arcanasealed(IC)
>Past: Catch up with the Chariot
Gossip has gotten around and the Chariot and the Hermit have found they have more in common then they first thought. You did a good job of running and hiding from the past but it looks like fate has finally caught up.
And yeah, your husktop is as run down as your hive. You are not fortunate enough to be able to afford a new one but you can keep this one going with a few good bangs. Quite a few names have been added to your chumproll recently, and more are sure to follow. Notably absent is objectiveReaper, you don't need reminding that the owner of that tag is no longer around.
You decide talking to Lunaro first will be easiest.
Show Pesterlog:
-- recreantOctopus [RO] unblocked intelligentInsight [II] --
II: O| Um... |o
RO: what are you doing in this game?
II: O| I vaz invited, and yourzelf? |o
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR is friends with Flynnt
II: O| I am az vell! |o
II: O| And zo iz... |o
II: O| Um... |o
II: O| Vell you knov... |o
RO: her?
II: O| Yez her. |o
RO: for someone who doesn't trust highbloods he seems to be friendly with an awful lot of them
II: O| Vell ve are not exactly ze zame az ve uzed to be. |o
II: O| Ezpecially... Her. |o
RO: okay okay CIRRIN RUNFAR heard something might have happened
RO: what exactly is different?
II: O| Vell... Firzt of all zhe haz no memory of ze incident. |o
II: O| Or anyzing before a about zveepz ago. |o
RO: nothing before a sweep...
RO: but that means she wouldnt remember CIRRIN RUNFAR at all
RO: but you still remember right?
II: O| Moztly yez. |o
II: O| I am very zorry. |o
RO: sorry for what acting like your supposed to?
RO: how you were hatched to be?
II: O| You zee, I do not believe zat iz true. |o
II: O| Any more at leazt. |o
II: O| I felt legitamately guilty for vhat ve did to you. |o
II: O| And zink, in her ovn vay, zo did Zolena. |o
RO: well maybe you can forgive CIRRIN RUNFAR
II: O| For? |o
RO: not believing you
II: O| ... |o
II: O| I zee. |o
II: O| I am zorry you feel zat vay. |o
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR has a new life now
RO: new hive
II: O| Az do I! |o
RO: well actually its an old hive but the old owner wont be using it
II: O| I zee, vell good for you zen Cirrin! |o
RO: wish CIRRIN RUNFAR could say the same
II: O| Ah, I regret to zay, I muzt take my leave, but I vill contact you vhen ve begin ziz game! |o
RO: right
II: O| Farevell! |o
-- recreantOctopus [RO] absconded from intelligentInsight [II] --
>Contact the other troll
You can do this. You're only talking to her. For the first time in a sweep since that Incident.
Show Pesterlog:
-- recreantOctopus [RO] unblocked hinderingHijinks [HH] --
-- recreantOctopus [RO] began trolling hinderingHijinks [HH] --
RO: hey
RO: Solena
RO: you really dont remember anything?
HH: hmm?
HH: um
HH: l1k3 wh47 dud3?
RO: um
RO: do you even remember CIRRIN RUNFAR?
HH: 1 um... n0? 247 y0u?
RO: well of course! its Rusty
HH: ru57y?
HH: huh
RO: yeah Rusty and Indy
HH: 7h47 50und5 4 l177l3 f4m1l14r...
HH: =:\
HH: h3ll4 r4nd0m m057ly 7h0u6h
RO: r:(
HH: um... 50rry?
RO: okay do you really not know what you did to CIRRIN RUNFAR?
HH: ummm 1 dunn0 80u7 d01n6 57uff 70 y4 8u7 7h3 0ld 7h1nkp4n5 8l4nk 45 4 w4v3l355 d4y 83f0r3 480u7 0h...
HH: 4 5w33p 460 m4y83
RO: do you not even remember Kateia? what about her?
HH: k473wh0?
HH: 50rry 8r4h 1 h4v3n7 7h3 f0661357 wh0 7h47 15
RO: you killed her!
HH: w04h wh47?
HH: 1 um
RO: yeah...
HH: 1m pr377y 5ur3 1v3 n3v3r k1ll3d 4ny80dy 8r4h
RO: no seriously what?
HH: um 1 7h1nk 1 5h0uld 83 45k1n y0u 7h47
HH: c0m1n6 0u7 0f n0 wh3r3 4nd 4ccu51n6 4 ch1ck 0f murd3r
HH: h3ll4 806u5 m4n =:\
RO: well... thats because thats what happened
RO: and whats with you typing all these numbers?
HH: um
HH: well i can stop if you want but god dang this feels so bogus
HH: 8l3h
RO: you never used them before
RO: what do they even mean?
HH: um
HH: dunn0 8u7 7h3yr3 pr377y r4d 1 7h1nk
HH: =:]
HH: 4nyw4y5 83f0r3 wh47?
RO: before a sweep ago
HH: 0h 0k4y 7h3n
HH: 54444y
HH: d1d y0u kn0w m3 4 5w33p 460? =:0
RO: well...yes!
RO: thats what CIRRIN RUNFARs been saying!
HH: 0h 7h47 15 pr377y n347 1 6u355
HH: 1 7h0u6h7 17 w45 ju57 lu
RO: you seriously dont have any reason for using the numbers?
RO: why does CIRRIN RUNFAR get the impression that your just flailing uselessly on the keyboard like a fish
HH: h4h4h4 7h475 51lly 8r4h
RO: it is silly r:(
HH: h3y n0w dud3
HH: 7urn 7h47 ( 1n70 4 )
HH: cu2 51lly 15 r4d!
You are confused. Its like she's not even the same person.
Continue Pesterlog:
RO: ...its like youre not even the same person
HH: =:?
RO: really
HH: w3ll um
HH: 50rry?
RO: seriously is there anything of the old Solena in there?
HH: 7h3 0ld 50l3n4?
HH: um
HH: w3ll 7h3r35 m3
HH: 4nd um
HH: pr377y 5ur3 7h475 17
HH: =:\
RO: well youre not acting anything like the Solena that CIRRIN RUNFAR knew and l
RO: left behind
RO: r:(
HH: 4w w3ll 1m 50rry 80u7 7h47 m4n r34lly
HH: 8u7 um
HH: c4n7 83 4ny0n3 51d35 my r4d1c4l 53lf
HH: =:\
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs talking to you Indy
RO: if youre in there somewhere
HH: ...
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs coming for you
RO: for revenge
HH: !
HH: w04h wh47?
RO: for killing CIRRIN RUNFAR moirail Kateia and breaking
RO: our group of friends up
HH: !
HH: um w04h 7h3r3 dud3
HH: 7h475 4 l177l3 h4r5h
HH: 4nd um
HH: n07 r34lly w4n71n6 70 637 r3v3n63d 0n 7h15 3nd
RO: ...well CIRRIN RUNFAR cant exactly take revenge on you if dont even remember what you did
HH: um
RO: thats why you have to remember!
HH: 0000k4444444y
HH: w3ll um
HH: 7h47 h45n7 h4pp3n3d f0r 4 5w33p 8u7 1 6u355 1ll l1k3
HH: k33p y0u p0573d 4nd 5h12
RO: well maybe if CIRRIN RUNFAR keeps talking to
RO: something will come back!
RO: so
RO: talk talk talk blah blah blah talk talk talk blah blah blah
HH: pff7 dud3
HH: wh47?
RO: okay CIRRIN RUNFAR is finding difficult to talk to you
RO: but um well talk more later
HH: um 4lr16h7 50rry 7h3n
HH: l473r 8r4h
HH: 0r um
HH: ru57y
RO: r:)
HH: =:]
RO: yeah later
RO: Indy
-- recreantOctopus [RO] absconded from hinderingHijinks [HH]
>Captchalog Husktop
This doesn't feel like a good time to do fetch modus tutorial. Your reunion with Solena did not go how you had always imagined. You set your SYLLADEX to AUTOMATIC so there's not much to show anyway. It's not like letting a computer do your thinking for you will lead to hilarious hijinks later on down the line...
>Strife with lusus
Your lusus doesn't so much strife with you as he does embarrass you, with his ideas of LOVE and FRIENDSHIP and TEAMWORK and TANGLEBUDDIES. You do not think these are very trollish ideals. You might have to abdure these antics for a couple of hours.
>Flashback to the incident in question
You've gone too far back. This is not the incident in question.
Why would you want to take up that mantle? You are clearly not religious.
You are Ignius Greeph.
There is very little to entertain your fancy for long in your hive, but it is suitable for your needs at the present. There are no windows here. You have only ever been here to your knowledge and escape is denied by your lusus Henrik; a large worm that seems a bit too protective. All you have learned has been from this worm or your own closely guarded experiences.
One of your few goals is to become a "diplomat". This is a rare job among trolls and it is quite difficult to maintain this position. "Diplomats" you are told, work as the forward scouts of the fleet. They work to appease the races they encounter and propose "peace" with the natives. Whether they are accepted into this "peace" is never a problem as "diplomats" do not speak for the fleet. Being inspected by other races though demands that the selected "diplomat" must never physically have injured another complex, sentient organism. While among other trolls the "diplomat" works to settle disputes between those uninterested in the culling of the offended parties.
It would appear someone is trying to contact you. Unexpected.
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began trolling transientMediator [TM] --
DG: HΩwdy there, pardner.
TM: 17Hello there creature.32
DG: SΩ hΩw've yΩu been gΩing?
TM: 17I have been doing well, and yourself?32
DG: DΩing great, tΩΩ.
DG: NΩt sure if yΩu knΩw me, but I'm Flynnt Lewest, Ωne Ωf the finest Alternia has tΩ Ωffer.
TM: 17Hmm, I was beginning to wonder.32
TM: 17I am Ignius Greeph, pleased to meet you.32
DG: My pleasure.
DG: I was thinking Ωf inviting yΩu tΩ play a game... nΩt sure if yΩu heard Ωf it.
DG: The name's Sgrub.
TM: 17I havn't heard of this but then, I'm certain you would.32
TM: 17What would this "game" entail?32
DG: DΩn't knΩw much abΩut it, really.
DG: It is a cΩmputer game, multiplayer.
TM: 17What other creatures would be joining us then?32
DG: DunnΩ if yΩu knΩw any Ωf thΩse, but there they gΩ
DG: Me, Cirrin, Siskus
DG: KajΩle, AntipΩ, Bahari, Elizan
TM: 17Yes none of these creatures are familiar to me.32
DG: Karuna, Cucali, Tursun, Seiska, Cephus, Jules
DG: Varxas, Tiarna, SΩlena, LunarΩ, Elpiza
TM: 17Wait, Cephus?32
DG: Cephus Stenek, that's his name.
DG: KnΩw him?
TM: 17The name sounds familiar.32
DG: JΩurnalist.
TM: 17But nevermind that. When will this begin?32
DG: SΩΩn, prΩbably. MΩst Ωf the teams are rΩunded up
TM: 17Hmm, so what spots are left on the rosters?32
DG: My team, Ωnly.
DG: Which is the nΩn-Cephus Ωne.
TM: 17A pity, alright I'll join then. I trust I won't have to get my hands dirty if anything untowards should happen?32
DG: Last thing I want in this team is needless culling.
DG: Ωf cΩurse, I dΩn't knΩw abΩut the game enemies, if there are any.
TM: 17Good, send me a message when we are to begin, or if there are any necessary meetings to join.32
TM: 17I will speak with you later should it be needed.32
-- transientMediator [TM] ceased conversing with doubleGunslinger [DG] --
This should be prove an acceptable distraction.
Another so soon?
-- pimeTaradox [PT] began trolling transientMediator [TM] --
PT: HELLO COMRADE STOP
TM: 17Good afternoon.32
TM: 17And you are?32
PT: ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES STOP
TM: 17Hmm, alright then.32
PT: I HAVE BEEN TALKING ONE ON ONE WITH MY COMRADES STOP
TM: 17Good plan.32
PT: TRYING TO GET A FEEL FOR HOW WE WILL GET ALONG STOP
TM: 17I do hope that we will get along well then.32
PT: I HOPE SO STOP
PT: ALTHOUGH I FORSEE A LITTLE TROUBLE DOWN THE LINE STOP
TM: 17That is a pity...32
TM: 17Is there anything we can do to forestall this?32
PT: I CAN TELL YOU THE GOSSIP IF YOU WISH STOP
TM: 17Please do.32
PT: WELL DO YOU KNOW KARUNA STOP
TM: 17I have heard that that creature will be in this game.32
TM: 17Beyond that I know no one but Flynnt.32
TM: 17And yourself, of course.32
PT: WELL KARUNA IS FLUSHED FOR EVERY FEMALE HE HAS EVER MET AND HE HAPPENS TO BE BAHARIS SERVER PLAYER STOP
PT: THE THING IS FLYNNT SEEMS TO BE FLUSHING FOR HER TOO STOP
TM: 17Hmm, that is problematic.32
PT: THIS COULD GET COMPLICATED STOP
TM: 17Is there any way we could masquerade as one or the other and nip this relationship before it becomes too much of a mess?32
PT: MY ADVICE WOULD BE TO LET BAHARI DECIDE THIS STOP
PT: I HAVE WARNED HER ABOUT KARUNA AND SHE SEEMS TO FIND THE IDEA AMUSING STOP
PT: ALTHOUGH NOT OUTSIDE THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY FROM WHAT I CAN TELL STOP
TM: 17That is well then, I will have to speak with this Karuna creature along with Bahari at some point then.32
PT: I WOULD ALSO RECOMMEND NOT CALLING HIM THE KARUNA CREATURE TO HIS FACE STOP
PT: AS DENSE AS HE CAN BE HE MIGHT GET OFFENDED STOP
TM: 17I see, I will take precautions to mask myself should it get out of hand then.32
TM: 17Their respective trolltags if you please?32
PT: BAHARI IS ABSTRUSECONTRADICTION AC STOP
PT: KARUNA IS SELECTFULPALEONTOLOGIST SP STOP
TM: 17You have my thanks, until next we speak.32
PT: ONE MORE THING STOP
TM: 17yes?32
PT: QUESTIONING HIS CHARM WILL GET YOU NOWHERE AS HE IS VERY DEEP IN DENIAL STOP
PT: IT WOULD BER BETTER TO DIRECT HIS ATTENTION ELSEWHERE STOP
TM: 17So noted, my thanks.32
TM: 17Oh, and what should I call you?32
PT: TURSUN STOP
PT: KARUNA IS ALSO ONLY INTERESTED IN FEMALES STOP
PT: YOU ARE IGNIUS IF MY FILES ARE CORRECT STOP
TM: 17Your files are faster than my fingers I fear.32
TM: 17My thanks none the less, until next time Tursun.32
PT: GOODBYE STOP
-- pimeTaradox [PT] ceased trolling transientMediator [TM] --
This will probably sort itself out before it requires your attention, best not to think about it really.
====> Rewind, get some context about there being two teams
That can be arranged.
-- puppetLusus [PL] began trolling doubleGunslinger [DG] --
DG: Howdy there.
PL: So, Lewest EST.
PL: Do you mind IND telling me about BOUT that game AME?
DG: Well... I honetsly don't know much myself.
PL: The one you wanted ANTED me to join. As far as I know NOW, it's going to have a lot of players ERS
DG: From what I got, it's a multiplayer game
PL: Figured so much UCH. Collaborative or competitive TIVE?
DG: Heard it's all a team, I guess
DG: There needs to be a circle
DG: One troll helping somebody and being helped by another
PL: Sounds boring RING, to be honest. How many players PLAY are you planning on inviting TING?
DG: From what I heard, the more, the merrier
DG: But I think it's already enough... from now, just if somebody invited has someone they want to play too
PL: Yeah, I think I know OW someone I could invite. But I guess the game AME is going to have AVE a lot of players?
DG: Probably
DG: From what it looks like, it's going to settle at around 20.
DG: It will be...
DG: A big game.
DG: Who are you thinking on inviting?
PL: Sorry for being EING away for a moment MENT. Had a few grub related problems.
PL: And I was thinking KING of inviting thetealSpy SPY. I'm not sure if you know her or not NOT
DG: ...No, not yet, from what I remember
DG: Unless she's a hive raider, or just got lost in the desert once
PL: Doubtful.
DG: Yeah, don't know her, then
PL: Well, I'll talk ALK to her later then. At any rate, 20? That's going OING to be pretty big
DG: ...Maybe I met her while riding away, but that's highly unlikely
DG: Yeah
DG: I'm thinking of dividing it into two teams
PL: My thoughts exactly. That HAT would add a lot LOT more action. A bit of competition TITION.
DG: Indeed
DG: And a little more speed
DG: ...So, I figure I'm gonna be the leader of the first team
PL: Hm. Do you have the players for FOR both teams EAMS figured out already?
DG: Not quite... but I guess I have a hunch
PL: Great, mind telling LING me? Or sending DING me a list?
DG: Guess I'll try to randomly pick, and be careful not to put any favorites close to each other
DG: It would probably be troublesome to the other links, since it would weight too much in only one side
DG: I still need to figure out the other team's leader, though.
DG: ...Want to take the place?
DG: Ok, you're the second team leader now
PL: The only way for me ME to assume leadership SHIP of anything is for that thing THING to be completely fucked up
PL: So nice ICE try
DG: Siskus<Mal<Solena<Seiska<Cephus<Kajole<Varxas<Cuca li<Cirrin<Elizan
DG: Yeah, seems fucked up enough
DG: Great, your team is already made up
PL: ...WHAT? You did that AT on purpose, you jackass ASS! oh dammit Saskes, bad grub! Bad!
DG: It's you, mr. alien robot, HH, that lady, the info-troll, that crazy one, the desert royal, the bomb girl, cirrin and elizan
DG: Sounds good
PL: I don't know even half the people OPLE on that list, but the ones I do DO, are morons! RONS. God dammit, Lewest
DG: You said it yourself
DG: If it's a good team, you're not taking charge
PL: You OU did that on purpose, didn't you? Payback ACK for the 12th perigees eve's gift I sen't you last LAST sweep, isn't this?
DG: I'm just helping you, aren't I?
DG: Hey, relax
DG: This is nothing personal
DG: Besides, I picked you because I actually trust you
DG: And you're the best troll I know to keep this team at bay
DG: ...Also, you'll be servering Antipo
DG: Just saying
PL: Sure. Ugh. That AT team is messed up.
PL: And...wait.
PL: Are we WE talking about that greenblood BLOOD who attempts to get himself killed LED on a daily basis?
DG: He said he wanted to be the last in the chain
DG: It's not my fault, really
PL: Riiight.
DG: Also, since he loves danger, it would probably be good for him
DG: He's get in as the last, could be thrilling or something like that.
DG: ...Well, it's your job to server him, so yeah.
PL: Sigh. Keeping that moron RON alive is harder DER than watching over a grub RUB.
PL: And I'm fairly IRLY sure you know that
DG: ...I could try to talk to him and convince him to swap places with you, becoming your server
DG: But then he'd be the one in charge of keeping you alive.
PL: That...Lewest, I'm going to kill you in your sleep LEEP if you do that.
DG: So it's settled
DG: You're the second leader, and will server Antipo
PL: I'm not joking KING. One day you'll wake up UP and see Lil' Cull lying YING right next to you.
DG: Glad we could work it out
PL: God, FINE. I wouldn't trust that position SITION to any of those idiots OTS anyway
DG: That's why I asked you
DG: I can't see anybody else more suited to keeping everyone alive
PL: Your attempts of flattery TERY have failed.
PL: I still plan LAN to mutilate you UU later on
DG: ...It's not flattery, it's sincerity
DG: And it's not a problem if it brings you to hate me, really.
PL: As if. The only thing I feel EEL towards you is annoyance YANCE.
PL: The day AY I go black for you UU is the day Alternia blows up.
DG: It may not be that far away.
DG: ...And if that gift you sent me is not evidence of pure hatred, I don't know what it is
PL: I thought HOUGHT it was hilarious.
PL: Also, not in your lifetime TIME, Flynnt.
DG: Ok, ok
DG: No worries
DG: I'm not worried about pursuing romance anyways.
DG: ...Which reminds me, that Antipo kid probably will never hate or pity anyone
DG: He seems the type that finds trying to kill the drone much more fun
PL: I think he'll just end END up dying too young
DG: Probably.
PL: At any rate ATE, I'll start checking on the members BERS of my team. I need to TO tell them that I'm calling the HE shots now.
PL: I'll talk to TO you later, Lewest.
DG: See you around, then.
-- puppetLusus [PL] ceased trolling doubleGunslinger [DG]--
So right now you're the leader of a dingy little team. That's lovely, yeah.
You suddenly realize that your team is...Goddammit Lewest. And Saskes is still eating the damn chair, but you don't have the energy to stop her.
====> Brood
Sigh...Okay, you guess that it's time to start informing people. But before you do that, you prepare a few...precautions, in case certain players decide to be uncompromising.
And you really should feed Saskes soon, too.
====> Talk to the chariot
Didn't we go over this already? There ARE no chariots!
You decide to talk to Runfar first, since Tiarna isn't online.
-- puppetLusus [PL] began trolling recreantOctopus [RO] --
PL: Hey Runfar, I have AVE some news
RO: You do? Have you gotten rid of that thing?
RO: *Saskes
PL: Ha ha. Why the hell ELL would I do that?
RO: How do you not see how dangerous it is?
PL: Well, she IS a highblood LOOD. And by the looks OKS of it, she also acts like a highblood HIGH should.
PL: Unlike some other people OPLE.
RO: Ok, CIRRIN RUNFAR can appreciate that, it does act like a proper highblood. But That doesn't mean you should wear it as a hat
PL: I AM a lusus. I'm simply IMPLY taking good care of OF my ward
PL: Besides, ever heard EARD of a troll that killed their lusus? That's really ALLY rare
RO: Trolls are not Lususes though. Whatever, what is this news?
PL: I am a goddamned NED lusus, and that's final. Anyway, DG invited you UU to that game, right?
RO: That's right, the odd game
PL: It's going to TO have a pretty large ARGE number of players, about 20.
PL: So the players AYERS have been split into TO two teams.
RO: Oh, like against each other?
PL: Not completely TELY. Only in a competitive manner ANNER.
PL: Anyway, you and I are on the HE same team, and AND let me tell you: Our team EAM is full of freaks REAKS and idiots
RO: Oh crap, who chose these teams?
PL: Lewest claims AIMS that they were chosen HEN by random chance.
PL: But I think INK he lies. He did ID that just to spite me
RO: Chance? Is that even a thing?
RO: Wait, why would he spite you?
PL: Random chance, AKA: The hat AT method. And as revenge for the HE last 12th perigees eves gift IFT I sent him perhaps?
RO: Okay, now CIRRIN RUNFAR is curious, what did you give him? A puppet replica of himself?
PL: Heh, yep. And i then made ADE the puppet tear itself SELF in half. The look OOK on his face was priceless LESS.
PL: He said that HAT it was a caliginous advance VANCE, but what AT does he know?
RO: Oh man, that's some bad mojo messing with an effegy of someone.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesn't know anything about DG's love life btw
PL: It doesn't count OUNT if the maker of OF said effigy was AS the one to mess with ITH it. And who HO does?
PL: Anyway, time for the HE actual news
PL: I am to be the HE leader of our UR team.
RO: Is that because of that highblooded little devil you've got?
RO: *Saskes
PL: That might IGHT have insulted me, but I'm simply PLY too happy about her sudden UDDEN growth to care.
PL: And DG said AID that I'm the only one he can AN trust with handling the HE group of idiots that our team is
RO: Well, he might be right, CIRRIN RUNFAR is no leader. Who else do we have on the team?
PL: A failure of OF a highblood, the guy UY who pretends to be a robot, that girl IRL who's more of a doormat, a seadweller who OO lives on a desert
PL: The gambler, that maniac IAC who loves bombs...and some peopLE I know nothing HING about
PL: So...yeah.
PL: *in a desert.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR only knows three of those guys, barely
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR should get to know some of them better if we're going to beat the other team
PL: Yeah, I don't know about most OST of those people OPLE either. But Lewest felt like IKE telling me about BOUT them
PL: And I'm just UST doing that.
PL: Well, mostly I'm just UST making it clear that I'm not OT going to allow anyone ONE to do anything HING idiotic while I'm on the watch ATCH
RO: Well you don't have to worry about CIRRIN RUNFAR doing anything like that.
RO: Wait, define idiotic?
PL: Depends on ON the person about to TO do something idiotic.
RO: Well, CIRRIN RUNFAR won't do anything he can't escape from afterwards...
PL: Yes. Just do it IT somewhere away WAY from the rest of us. I'm not a A very good runner
PL: But well ELL, if you try to leave EAVE the rest of us to die, I'm just going OING to drag you back and throw you at whatever EVER you managed to anger.
RO: Man, it wouldn't be like that. CIRRIN RUNFAR knows how to get somethings attention.
RO: If something angry comes along CIRRIN RUNFAR can distract it while eveyone else runs.
PL: Great, glad LAD we got that cleared up.
PL: Fuck things INGS up in my game, and I'm throwing you to the howlbeasts
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesn't even know what kind of game this is yet, let alone how to fuck it up
PL: Yeah well, I'm just UST making it clear as early ARLY as possible.
PL: We are going to win IN, dammit.
RO: Oh yeah, there is no way our team can lose...
PL: Yeah, yeah. I know. Which is exactly EXA why we need to win, and show HOW Lewest how even EN the 'Team moron' is better TER than his team
RO: That's our name? Team Moron?
PL: It's undecided. I just figured RED that that fits us pretty well
PL: I'm gonna ask ASK around for opinions IONS about the name
RO: Meh, it's just a name
PL: It's still important.
RO: At the end of the night, we'll simply be 'the winners'
PL: Hey, that's pretty ETTY good. I'll add it to the namelist
PL: Anyway, I'll talk ALK to you later, Runfar. I still need EED to contact a lot OT of people, and Saskes is getting ING hungry.
RO: Oh god, it's not having any of my blood for dinner
RO: *Saskes
RO: Later
-- puppetLusus [PL] ceased trolling recreantOctopus [RO] --
He really needs to stop believing those silly urban legends. Saskes always nibbles on everything new, it's how she gets to know people! Now then, you should get the hardest part of this whole thing done...
====> Talk to STRENGTH
You mentally berate your stupid thinkpan for making up these weird titles.
-- nitroMerc [NM] began trolling puppetLusus [PL] --
This chat has already been posted!
You hate having to resort to things like this. Well, what can you do? One thing's pretty sure now, though: The game is ON.
Last edited by Palmu; 10-31-2011 at 01:06 AM.
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Re: Arcanasealed(IC)
>Catch Up
You are now CIRRIN RUNFAR again, some time after you were last seen.
You've just finished working as musclebeast bait for hunters who would just as soon see a lowblood like you get stomped into the ground as claim the prize. It's a dangerous, unglamorous, and poorly paid job. Your life was just in great danger but you try not to think about that. You are just trying to relax, exhausted but still jumpy from adrenaline.
Wait, a highblood is trolling you out of the blue.
Show Pesterlog:
-- nitroMerc [NM] began trollin recreantOctopus [RO] --
NM: B☼☼☼☼M!!
You were not expecting that. Serves you right for leaning back on your rock.
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RO: ahhsdfgghag
NM: ;) Hell☼ little rustbl☼☼d!
NM: Are y☼u enj☼ying y☼ur night?
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR was
NM: Well, I'm s☼ glad t☼ hear that! I w☼uldn't want a member ☼f my team t☼ feel unc☼mf☼rtable n☼w~
RO: your team?
NM: S☼rry, sh☼uld I say PL's team?
NM: Yeah, yeah, I meant PL's team, my bad~!
RO: whatever youre going to say we're all in this together right?
NM: Exactly! Teamw☼rk and synergy! Y☼u kn☼w, g☼☼d ☼ld fashi☼ned l☼wbl☼☼d values.
NM: Which I t☼tally believe in, by the way.
RO: you do? what else do you believe in? love? friendship?
NM: ... deeeeeeeeepends!
NM: Y☼u see, I'm a flexible tr☼ll.
NM: S☼ I'm m☼re than happy t☼ bend a few m☼rals and beliefs here and there when neccesary.
RO: yeah well CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt believe in those last three anyway
RO: no matter how much CIRRIN RUNFARs lusus goes on about them
NM: Man, what a c☼incidence, neither d☼ I!
NM: I mean, friendship and l☼ve and tanglebuddies? ☼h please.
RO: would you have said something if CIRRIN RUNFAR did beleive in them? being flexible and all
NM: Like I said! It depends.
NM: Maybe. Maybe n☼t.
NM: But that hardly matters, d☼es it, since y☼u said y☼u didn't believe in them!
RO: cant argue with that logic
NM: Y☼u kn☼w, I'm just g☼ing ar☼und and trying t☼ see what my teammates are like. See ☼ur chances ☼f winning.
NM: And I like y☼ur attitude, Cirrin! See, we definitely need m☼re pe☼ple like y☼u ;)
RO: cant argue with that logic
RO: you think think we've got a good chance of winning?
NM: ☼h definitely, as l☼ng as PL d☼esn't crack under pressure!
NM: Because between me and y☼u? She's a little... unstable, y☼u kn☼w what I mean?
RO: well she is taking care of that thing as well as everything
RO: *Saskes
NM: Yeah, see?
NM: I mean, she's a g☼☼d tr☼ll! Definitely!
NM: But she has a wh☼le l☼t ☼f stress ☼n her, and playing the part ☼f a lusus as well...
NM: I tell y☼u, she even said t☼ me ☼nce that she th☼ught this wh☼le team was a bunch ☼f m☼r☼ns and g☼☼d-f☼r-n☼things!
NM: But I'm sure that it's just the stress talking.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR is pretty sure she wasnt including CIRRIN RUNFAR in morons and good-for-nothings
RO: ...or you
NM: Yeah, I'm pretty sure as well ;)
NM: But d☼ y☼u think that's h☼w a leader sh☼uld act?
NM: Just f☼☼d f☼r th☼ught, y☼u kn☼w.
RO: how do you think a leader should act?
NM: I d☼n't claim t☼ kn☼w anything. I'm just a simple highbl☼☼d, y☼u kn☼w! All I d☼ is glub under the sea.
NM: But I kn☼w f☼r sure a leader isn't supp☼sed t☼ insult her team like that!
NM: That's definitely n☼t m☼del behavi☼r there.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR gets insulted a lot being a lowblood
RO: guess its something youre not used to being so high and all
NM: ☼h c☼me ☼n. I've been called names t☼☼. Like crazy, and maniac, and bitch.
NM: And just because I'm high up d☼esn't mean I'm *that* much better than y☼u ;)
NM: We all deserve s☼me respect, right~?
RO: well yeah some respect would be nice
NM: That's exactly my p☼int!
NM: I knew y☼u'd understand, Cirrin.
RO: being able to have a conversation without everything being bluh bluh go away lowblood
RO: its not like CIRRIN RUNFAR wants to topple the hemospectrum or anything
NM: Aw, I believe y☼u. N☼ need t☼ be s☼ nerv☼us~
NM: Y☼u kn☼w what we sh☼uld d☼?
RO: what's that?
NM: We sh☼uld definitely let PL kn☼w h☼w we feel!
NM: Y☼u kn☼w, tell her that she sh☼uld treat us like equals.
NM: Y☼u can keep a secret, can't y☼u, Cirrin?
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR thought she did treat CIRRIN RUNFAR as an equal
RO: yes CIRRIN RUNFAR has kept secrets before
NM: I think her p☼siti☼n's g☼ne a bit t☼ her thinkpan. Y☼u f☼ll☼w?
NM: ;(
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt think shes that far gone yet
NM: Well, maybe.
NM: But I pers☼nally think bullying players t☼ listen t☼ her is g☼ing t☼☼ far!
NM: Did y☼u kn☼w that she was d☼ing that?
RO: no this news to CIRRIN RUNFAR
NM: Yeah ;( It's really sad.
NM: Especially since I'm ☼ne ☼f the victims!
RO: what you? really?
NM: Uh-huh.
NM: In fact, she has s☼me puppets ☼utside ☼f my hive right n☼w.
RO: *shudders*
RO: she needs to be careful with those puppets
RO: you know she made a puppet effegy of Flynnt and tore it up?
NM: Whaaaaat? ;☼
RO: thats way too close to chucklevoodoo there
NM: I'm telling y☼u, she's a b☼mb waiting t☼ expl☼de.
NM: And I kn☼w ab☼ut b☼mbs.
RO: maybe CIRRIN RUNFAR can talk to her calm her down
NM: ☼☼☼h, y☼u sh☼uld be careful ab☼ut that.
NM: Because, y☼u kn☼w, she might bl☼w up ☼n y☼u. And I w☼uldn't want her t☼ sic puppets ☼n y☼u!
NM: ;(
RO: or sic that thing on CIRRIN RUNFAR
RO: *Saskes
NM: The grub?
RO: yeah
NM: Aaaw, d☼n't w☼rry. If it's neccesary, I'll help y☼u with it ;)
NM: After all, we're friends aren't we~~?
RO: friendship seems like a strong word
RO: but Flynnt said there are some highbloods that can be trusted
RO: and if he said that...
RO: maybe youre not bad
NM: Yeah, see? That stere☼type ☼f a meeeeeeean bad highbl☼☼d?
NM: S☼ n☼t true!!
NM: ;)
NM: And t☼gether, we can make this a game fair again!
NM: Y☼u f☼ll☼win' me?
RO: honestly? not really.
RO: but if its in Siskuss healths best interest...
NM: Yeah. We g☼tta d☼ this f☼r her ☼wn g☼☼d and f☼r the g☼☼d ☼f the team!!!
NM: I'm glad that I can talk t☼ y☼u, Cirrin ;)
NM: It's hard t☼ kn☼w wh☼ t☼ turn t☼, y☼u kn☼w ;(
RO: yeah CIRRIN RUNFAR knows
NM: Thank y☼u s☼ much ;)
NM: And remember! D☼n't tell any☼ne.
RO: alright
NM: See y☼u, Cirrin~
-- nitroMerc [NM] gave up trolling recreantOctopus [RO] --
You don't actually trust someone that high up the social ladder, no matter how sweet sounding they are. Not again.
> Tell Someone
You turn against Siskus? Not likely, she is your friend after all and Cucali hardly sounded threatening. In fact it sounded like Siskus had the upper hand! You troll her up.
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-- recreantOctopus [RO] began trolling puppetLusus [PL] --
RO: hey hows our team looking?
PL: Mostly LY terrible. There are some OME alright members though OUGH.
PL: And then EN theres Cucali ALI and her silly uprising SING
PL: Seriously, that AT seadweller is IS an idiot. Theres a puppet PET hanging on her shoulder DER, watching her ER
PL: And she EE still schemes EMES, thinking that AT I won't know OW.
RO: haha you should have heard her!
RO: oh poor little me seadweller being bullied by nasty puppets
PL: Hah. She EE was asking for it IT.
RO: NM: But I pers☼nally think bullying players t☼ listen t☼ her is g☼ng t☼☼ far!
RO: NM: Especially since I'm ☼ne ☼f the victims!
PL: Ahaha, oh OH wow.
PL: Girl has AS some guts
PL: At any YY rate, they can AN try. We'll see EE how many join their EIR side.
RO: who can you can count on?
PL: Stenek, you, Solena and Tiarna, at least
PL: And well, if she wants ANTS a highblooded DED leader, she can have AVE one.
RO: you trust Solena?
PL: I had AD a talk with her ER. It's not OT about trusting her, I just know OW she won't do anything THING.
RO: you didnt know her before her head accident
PL: I've heard EARD about it IT from her matesprit RIT.
PL: And well ELL, brain damage AGE is generally irreversable, so I don't worry ORRY.
RO: oh...
PL: But really ALLY, I find one NE highblood I can talk ALK to, and she turns URNS out to be crazy. And not OT in the good way AY. What a disappointment MENT.
RO: looking for role models for that thing?
RO: *Saskes
PL: Basically ALLY that, yeah.
PL: Now I'll just UST need to wait for Cucali ALI to get her shit IT together and confront ONT me. Then I'll give IVE her what she wants ANTS, and we'll see how she EE reacts
PL: At any rate ATE, is there something THING else you need? I'd like IKE to get back to TO work
RO: yeah about the game have you sorted out who goes where?
RO: do you know what a server does?
PL: No idea DEA, really ALLY. I haven't had time IME to find out much about BOUT the game
PL: Maybe they create ATE a server for their client IENT, or are to help them EM out somehow?
PL: You are to server VER Cucali
PL: I'm still ILL thinking about who OO should server you, though OUGH.
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR can keep an eye on her or something?
RO: though youve already got a puppet for that
PL: I was AS thinking more along LONG the lines that it'll be BE hilarious to have AVE her completely depend on ON a lowblood
RO: yeah thatd be funny since she was going on about a fairer game hemoways
PL: Right. Lies and AND treachery. She's a A seadweller with ITH a grudge.
PL: And a complete hemofascist IST on top of that AT.
RO: shes pretending to be CIRRIN RUNFARs friend so CIRRIN RUNFAR will tell you she lets slip any schemes
RO: we may have a team of screw ups
RO: but CIRRIN RUNFAR thinks well win if we can point some of them in the right direction
PL: Or use SE an orange pointy vegetable BLE
PL: And if everything else ELSE fails, there's always WAYS the stick
RO: statements like that are why you are our leader
PL: Thank you UU, Cirrin.
RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR will disppear now.
PL: You do that AT. I need to TO make more plans anyway WAY.
RO: yeah CIRRIN RUNFAR will leave the planning stuff to you
-- recreantOctopus [RO] absconded from puppetLusus [PL] --
So, you'll be fakey fake friends with Cucali for now and let her tell you any plans she has against Siskus. There's no way this could possibly blow up in your face.
>Be Lunaro again, I guess. Maybe show us how you ended up in this game or something.
You are once again LUNARO CELESI though you are not to happy with the enthusiasm level of that command. Come on! You're an enthusiastic guy! You should be commanded with FEELING! How can you be expected to SAVE THE PLANET like you've always dreamed of if you can't even have enough emotion in a simple comma-- Oh hey someone's trolling you.
Oh! It's Elpiza! Gosh, you love talking with her. She's like your best friend... And you may or may not be PALECRUSHING on her pretty hard, heh.
>Lunaro: Answer Elpiza.
-- replicateHope [RH] began trolling intelligentInsight [II] at 19:56 --
RH: Lunaro~
II: O| Elpiza! |o
RH: Hello!
II: O| Hi zere! |o
RH: I wanted to ask you something.
II: O| And vhat might zat be, my dear? |o
RH: You've met Flynnt, right?
II: O| Yez, once or tvice, hiz handle iz doubleGunzlinger, iz it not? |o
RH: Yessir it is.
RH: Well, he's setting up a game.
II: O| Oh? |o
RH: I couldn't think of a better teammate than you if I tried.
II: O| You flatter me! |o
II: O| Zo, ziz iz a team game zen? |o
RH: It is.
RH: You can bring friends and stuff if you want.
II: O| Excellent! I vill invite Zolena! |o
RH: ... Yeah.
RH: Cool.
RH: You won't tell her I'm undercover, right?
II: O| I am zhocked and appaled zat you vould make zuch a brazen accuzation, my dear! |o
RH: You're silly, you know that?
RH: It's cute.
II: O| Vell I do try. |o
RH: You don't have to do much.
RH: Tell FLynnt you're in on the game.
II: O| Zank you! You tend to act razer cute az vell, my dear. |o
RH: Hehehe.
RH: Hehehehafjkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
II: O| I vill be zure to inform him, at my earliezt convinenc-are you alright? |o
RH: Yeah.
RH: Fine.
RH: Just. Being silly.
II: O| Haha, you zee vhat I mean? |o
RH: Hehe. I guess so.
RH: So, yeah.
RH: Tell Flynnt you're playing.
RH: Please.
II: O| I vill! Zought I am of ze hated upper clazz, I can indeed be truzted viz ziz, haha. |o
RH: Absolutely.
II: O| Truzt all around! |o
II: O| I vill be zeeing you, my dear, ztay zafe and all zat. I vould be deviztated if anyzing vere to happen to you, you knov. |o
RH: Goodbye.
RH: <3
RH: Wait I mean <>
II: O| ... |o
II: O| <>!!!!! |o
II: O| Farevell! |o
-- intelligentInsight [II] gave up trolling replicateHope [RH] at 20:11 --
Oh gosh she typed <> that was totally a <> you are so HAPPY RIGHT NOW! Maybe you should troll her again and ask if this means you're official? No no, don't want to seem to eager, you've got to just play it cool, let this happen.
Right, cool.
So cool.
...
You decide to go invite your Matesprit! Which is in no way a thing you are doing to keep yourself from trolling Elpiza again. Not at all. Nope.
>Lunaro: Invite yo women.
-- intelligentInsight [II] began trolling hinderingHijinks [HH] at 12:11 --
II: O| Zol! |o
HH: lun4r0!
II: O| Heheh, hello zere, vhat iz up? |o
HH: Duuuuud3 I l173r4lly ju57 607 84ck 1n fr0m 4ll up 4nd h1771n6 4 7074lly 6n4rly 5w3ll!
HH: 17 w45 ju57 50 r4d.
II: O| I bet! |o
II: O| ... Vait, are you ztill vet, and uzing your huzktop? |o
HH: uh...
HH: y34h?
II: O| ... |o
II: O| Go dry off! |o
II: O| You vill electricute your zelf! |o
HH: w04h ch1ll!
HH: 1ll 83 f1nd 1 d0 7h15 4ll 7h3 71m3
HH: pr377y 5ur3 17 15 w473r pr00f.
II: O| ... |o
HH: f0r 53r10u5! 1v3 u53d 17 0u7 0n my 5urf804rd 83f0r3 700!
II: O| .......... |o
HH: c0m3 70 7h1nk 0f 17 1 h4v3 pr0848ly 833n 5734l1n6 50m3 p00r 5347r0ll5 w1f1.
II: O| vefazdfdazarfg |o
II: O| ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg |o
HH: um
HH: h333y...
HH: y0u 4lr16h7 lun4r0? =:[
II: O| ... yez fine. |o
II: O| Juzt um... |o
II: O| Do be more careful, okay? |o
II: O| I vould be abzolutely deviztated if anyzing vere to happen to you. |o
HH: 4w, lun4r0 1m 50rry.
HH: 1ll 83 m0r3 c4r3ful 1 pr0m153!
II: O| Zankz... |o
II: O| I juzt... |o
II: O| I could not take zat again... |o
HH: 4641n?
HH: =:O
II: O| Nevermind! |o
HH: uh, 0k4y.
HH: w3ll l3mm3 60 dry 0ff 7h3n y0u c4n 637 70 73ll1n m3 wh47 17 w45 y0u 4ll up 4nd w4n73d 70 73ll m3! =:]
II: O| Okay, I vill vait. |o
-- hinderingHijinks [HH] is now an idle Troll --
HH: 0k4y 1 4m 84ck 4nd 4ll dry 4nd cl34n!
II: O| velcome back, my dear! |o
HH: 7h4nk y4, my 5pr17! =XD <3
II: O| azfffffffffffffffff |o
II: O| I mean |o
II: O| <3 |o
HH: h34r75 4ll 4r0und!
HH: ..... 500 7h3 7h1n6 y0u w4n73d 7h3n?
II: O| Oh, right! |o
II: O| Eheheh, okay, zo zere iz ziz game zat Elpi vaz telling me about! |o
II: O| Apparently, it iz a multiplayer game! |o
II: O| And zhe told me to invite my friendz, zo naturally... |o
HH: y0u 4ll up 4nd c4m3 70 1nv173 m3?
II: O| Precizely! |o
II: O| It vaz an obviouz firzt move, you zee. |o
HH: w0w 17 15 pr377y d4n6 5urpr151n 70 533 y0u 4ll up 4nd m4k1n 7h3 f1r57 m0v3 f0r 0nc3 =;D
II: O| U-um... I-I-I... |o
HH: Ju57 m3551n w17 y4!
II: O| Eheheheheh... |o
II: O| Anyvay... |o
II: O| Zo you vill play? |o
HH: dud3 w45 7h3r3 3v3r 3v3n 4ny d0u87?
HH: c0ur53 1ll pl4y w17h y0u!
II: O| Excellent! |o
II: O| ... |o
II: O| <3 |o
HH: <3!
II: O| Vell, I muzt take my leave nov, but I vill talk to you in ze near future, eheheh. |o
HH: 74lk 47ch4 l473r 7h3n! 4ll my p17y!
II: O| Farevell, my dear! |o
-- intelligentInsight [II] gave up trolling hinderingHijinks [HH] at 13:02 --
>Suddenly, PERSPECTIVE SWITCH!
Woah what?
>Be Solena, I mean.
Oh okay, sure.
You are now once again SOLENA LUMIAR. Sitting at your desk and nightdreaming about that totally gnarly swell you just all up and hit. I mean damn, that was just so sweet. The levels of sweet that that swell was in possession of were simply delirious biznasty. So choice dawg. And now you're gonna play some sorta gnarly team game or some shiz like that? This night doesn't stop getting radder.
Oh hey, someone's all up and trolling your radical self. Bodacious.
-- finalAscension [FA] began trolling hinderingHijinks [HH] at 22:48 --
FA: LAUGHASSIN!
FA: ARE YOU A LAUGHASSIN AGAIN YET?!
HH: duuud3 4r3 y0u 571ll 0n 7h47?
FA: Obviously not.
HH: m4n y0u r34lly n33d 50m3 n3w m473r14l 1 60774 54y 7h15 15 funny 4nd 4ll 8u7 17 15 63771n6 h3ll4 0ld
HH: =:7
FA: Fucking hell.
HH: 50 451d3 fr0m 7h47 d1d y0u w4n7 50m37h1n d4w6?
FA: Not really.
FA: What the fuck have you been doing lately?
HH: 5urf1n 4nd 5h12 54m3 45 u5u4l
HH: wh47 480u7 y0u?
FA: Being fucking bored as fucking always
FA: Life is a perpetual cycle of 10% exciting and 90% being stupidly fucking bored out of my mind.
HH: w3333333ll m4y83 y0u 5h0uld 7ry4n f1x 7h47 8y 63771n 4 h088y 7h475 n07 1mp05518l3 70 d0 90% 0f 7h3 71m3
HH: l11111111k3
HH: 5urf1n6!
FA: You suggest that idea every time I speak to you
HH: y34h 1 6u355 1 d0 h4h4
FA: AND IT HAS NOT BECOME A BETTER IDEA SINCE THE FIRST FUCKING TIME
FA: I LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT
HH: 17 4lw4y5 50und5 m0r3 4nd m0r3 4pp34l1n6 70 m3 50 1 6u355 1 ju57 455um3 17 w1ll 70 y0u 700 d4w6
HH: 54nd 5urf1n6? =:0
FA: AND STOP FUCKING CALLING ME 'DAWG'
HH: n4h m4n 17 7074lly f175 y4
FA: WITH WHAT FUCKING LOGIC DO YOU EXTRAPOLATE THAT?!
HH: dunn0
HH: 17 ju57
HH: d035
HH: =:0
FA: ...
FA: Also
FA: SAND SURFING IS NOT A THING
HH: dud3 h0w m4ny 71m35 h4v3 1 541d 7h15
HH: 17 c4n 83 4 7h1n6
HH: y0uv3 ju57 60774 83l13v3 =:0
FA: SAND DOES NOT CREATE WAVES
HH: w3ll w1nd5urf1n6 0n 7h3 54nd
HH: 0r
HH: 5urf1n6 1n 54nd570rm
FA: THAT IS NOT HOW SANDSTORMS WORK
HH: 4w m4n 7h47d 83 50 r16h730u5...
HH: =:0
FA: WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE FUCKING HELL
HH: w3ll wh47 1f y0u 607 l1k3
HH: 4 614n7 k173
HH: 4nd ju57 l1k3 4774ch3d 17 70 y0ur53lf 4nd l37 7h3 54nd570rm pull y0u 4nd y0ur 804rd
FA: THE WIND IS NON-EXISTANT AROUND HERE
FA: AND SANDSTORMS STILL DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
FA: THE WIND SPIRALS AND THEN YOU GET HIT BY SO MUCH FUCKING SAND
HH: l1k3 1 541d d4w6 y0u ju57 60774 83l13v3 7h3y w1ll 4nd 7h3n 3v3ry7h1n6ll w0rk 0u7 7h3 w4y y0u w4n7
HH: ju57 l1k3
HH: d0 wh47 f33l5 r16h7 4ll up 1n y0ur h34r7 d4w6
HH: =:0
FA: ...
FA: EVENTUALLY, LAUGHASSIN
FA: EVENTUALLY
FA: WE.
FA: WILL.
FA: HAVE.
FA: OUR.
FA: FIGHT.
FA: YOU DAYS ARE FUCKING NUMBERED!
FA: FOR I, ANTIPO LEMNIS, WILL BE AFTER YOU!
-- finalAscension [FA] gave up trolling hinderingHijinks [HH] at 23:03 --
Haha oh man, you love talking to this guy. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He's just so funny! There's no way he could be serious, he's way too over the top. He trolls you at least once every few nights, always with the same silly question. I mean, you, a laughsassin? The notion is just so out there and silly, hehe!
Like you said, this night just gets better and better! =:D
>Solena's buzz: Be killed.
How could something like that hap-- Huh?
Oh.
Not this guy again...
-- incomingApocalypse [IA] began trolling hinderingHijinks [HH] at 20:24 --
IA: Greetings, Moon.
HH: uh...
HH: h3y 8r4h.
IA: I see you are still keeping that way of thinking.
HH: y34h 1 6u355 50 huh
IA: I see you also acquired some new friends.
IA: That is good.
HH: 4 yup.
IA: You will enter the game soon, won't you...
IA: I believe I shall have more reasons to talk to you by then.
HH: um y34h 1 7h1nk 50
HH: y4y.
IA: So... I just wanted to double-check on your current mental state.
HH: 0h 4lr16h7
HH: r4d.
IA: You are still as friendly as ever, I assume.
HH: 1 7ry 70 83, y34h.
IA: Heh.
HH: =:\
HH: wh475 50 funny
HH: ?
IA: Nothing, nothing. Don't mind me.
IA: I just found intriguing your saying... that you try to be friendly.
HH: 6r347. r4d.
IA: So I will be seeing you soon, then.
HH: 6r347
HH: l473r.
-- hinderingHijinks [HH] gave up trolling incomingApocalypse [IA] at 20:35 --
Oh man, you do not like talking to this guy. At all. He always makes you just a little bit uncomfortable. Saying weird, cryptic stuff that you always feel has an inkling of truth to it, which makes it even worse.
You decide to turn off your husktop for now, maybe go polish your SURFBOARD or watch some TROLLER RANGERS o--
Or not.
Let's be someone else for a while.
Last edited by acrylicArsenal; 12-15-2011 at 08:08 PM.
==> Be the Priestess Frankly, you don't even know who this green-haired pink-skinned woman is, and you don't really care to know. Let's get serious, silly!
You are now BAHARI NAVALE, and you are currently thinking about leaving to wander! This time you will be sure to leave at night when it's safe, due to constant nagging by your moirail. Everyone just ruins all of the fun! Speaking of fun, you simply cannot wait until this new game comes out that everyone is in such a huge hype over! Let's see, when did you first find out about this game?
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began pestering abstruseContradiction [AC] at 20:02 --
DG: H-hΩwdy there, miss Navale.
DG: I-I mean Bahari!
DG: SΩrry, I always fΩrget it...
AC: ⌠Oh, hell઼ there Flψnnt! Hehehe, it's ઼kaψ!⌡
DG: S-sΩ, ʊh... hΩw're ya dΩin'?
AC: ⌠Hmm I'm d઼ing well! And ψ઼urself?⌡
DG: I-I'm alsΩ great, thanks
DG: Jʊst finishing the game setʊp here
DG: N-need tΩ think abΩʊt the entry Ωrder a little mΩre, yΩʊ see
DG: Any ideas?
AC: ⌠Hmm d઼es there need t઼ be a specific ઼rder ઼f entrψ?⌡
AC: ⌠Hehe, even then, I'm n઼t sure! H઼w exactlψ d઼es entrψ w઼rk?⌡
DG: W-well... everybΩdy needs a server and a client, yΩʊ see
DG: L-let's e★emplify it with y-yΩʊ and me
DG: Say, yΩʊ're my server. That wΩʊld aʊtΩmatically make me yΩʊr client.
DG: FrΩm what I gΩt, yΩʊ'd be able tΩ see inside Ωf my hive as a whΩle, and yΩʊ'd have the ability tΩ mess with it any way yΩʊ wanted
DG: I heard the main idea Ωf the game is tΩ bʊild, thΩʊgh
DG: Ω-Ωh, alsΩ, yΩʊ'd have tΩ make sʊre I'd stay alive
DG: Bʊt that's nΩt that mʊch Ωf a prΩblem, right? I-I mean, I'm nΩt that hard tΩ take care Ωf, I mean
AC: ⌠Hehehe, n઼ that's n઼t much ઼f a pr઼blem at all! But are we g઼ing t઼ be fighting m઼nsters ઼r s઼mething? That s઼unds exciting! Hmm, s઼ I'm assuming the r઼le ઼f the server is t઼ get the client s઼mewhere?⌡
DG: I-I sʊppΩse sΩ, yeah
DG: A-And I heard there are in-game enemies
DG: SΩ I gʊess yΩʊr assʊmptiΩns were perfect
DG: Jʊst as everything else
DG: I-I-I-I mean
DG: A-abΩʊt the game, yeah, that's it
DG: I-It's the game that lΩΩks perfect
DG: I-I mean, maybe nΩt
DG: B-b-b-bʊt...
AC: ⌠Hmm?⌡
DG: N-n-nΩthing, r-really
DG: S-s-sΩrry
AC: ⌠Hehehe, it's ઼kaψ!⌡
DG: S-sΩ, ʊh... d-dΩ yΩʊ have any preferences as yΩʊr server Ωr client?
AC: ⌠Hmm I have n઼ preferences! Alth઼ugh f઼r mψ server I w઼uld prefer s઼me઼ne I trust...either ψ઼u ઼r Antip઼ I guess!⌡
DG: Hm... well, that's pΩssible, I gʊess
DG: B-bʊt it's a little... dangerΩʊs, maybe?
DG: I-I mean, I'll be the first Ωne tΩ enter, sΩ I can't server yΩʊ, sΩrry
DG: I-I mean, even thΩʊgh I'd be r-really hΩnΩred tΩ dΩ it
DG: I-I'll take scΩʊt dʊty this time
DG: And AntipΩ will be the last in the chain, sΩ yΩʊ'd alsΩ enter pretty later Ωn... isn't that a little bad?
AC: ⌠Oh dear, I supp઼se that w઼uldn't d઼ at all...well I'm ઼kaψ with anψ઼ne then, I guess!⌡
DG: I-I'll make sʊre I get yΩʊ a gΩΩd server, take my wΩrd
AC: ⌠Hehehe, I feel a little safer alreadψ kn઼wing that! Thank ψ઼u, Flψnnt!⌡
DG: Ʊ-ʊ-ʊh...
DG: W-w-w-w-w-well, I... ʊh...
DG: I'm... yΩʊ're... ʊh...
DG: YΩʊ're... welcΩme... I gʊess?
DG: I-I mean, yΩʊ're definitely welcΩme
DG: A-a-a-and anything else, feel free tΩ ask
AC: ⌠Alright! But I w઼uldn't want t઼ tr઼uble ψ઼u t઼઼ much!⌡
DG: N-n-nΩ, nΩ trΩʊble at all
DG: S-sʊn's already shΩwin' ʊp here
DG: S-sΩ I Ωʊghtta leave
DG: S-s-see ya rΩʊnd, Bahari
AC: ⌠Alright, g઼઼d daψ Flψnnt!⌡
DG: A-and again, thanks fΩr everything
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] ceased pestering abstruseContradiction [AC] at 21:12 --
Oh, that's right! Flynnt got you into this whole thing! How could you possibly forget that? Oh, and while you were at it, you decided to sign your moirail up for the game too! Antipo is sure to be pleased and oh speak of the devil!
-- finalAscension [FA] began pestering abstruseContradiction [AC] at 17:53 --
FA: BAHARI!
FA: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU GOTTEN ME INTO NOW?!
AC: ⌠Hehehe, d઼ ψ઼u mean the game?⌡
FA: What the fuck else?
AC: ⌠It s઼unds fun!⌡
FA: Nah, I'm talking about the fucking pilates classes you signed me up for.
AC: ⌠G઼sh darn it, h઼w did ψ઼u find ઼ut ab઼ut th઼se?⌡
FA: Why the fuck do I need to be more flexible?
FA: I make use of my flexibility all the bl∞dy time
FA: But seriously
FA: Get my fucking permission first
FA: If you would be so fucking kind
AC: ⌠Technicallψ, I'm d઼ing ψ઼u a fav઼r! It s઼unds fun and ψ઼u need t઼ have m઼re fun!⌡
FA: Bleh
FA: Whatever, Bahari
FA: If you think it's alright, it should be alright
FA: If perhaps bl∞dy boring
FA: See ya around
-- finalAscension [FA] ceased pestering abstruseContradiction [AC] at 18:23 --
He may seem angry but you know that he's just angry all of the time. He's actually quite content with this whole thing, you are sure of it. Now that that's done with, time to lea-! Oh look, someone's trying to speak with you! Let's see who it is..
-- oncomingArmageddon [OA] began pestering abstruseContradiction [AC] at 23:06 --
OA: Yo yo sup priestess
AC: ⌠Hehehe, hell઼ there!⌡
OA: How's it going, lady?
AC: ⌠Hmm, it's g઼ing well! But..have we met bef઼re? I d઼n't seem t઼ remember ψ઼u!⌡
OA: I don't think you know me
OA: But you can be damn sure that I know you
AC: ⌠Is that s઼? H઼w d઼ ψ઼u kn઼w me?⌡
OA: I'm supposed to
OA: As a Watcher, my job is to watch
OA: And to know
OA: And with you being such a pretty lady
OA: I can see a good reason to keep on this job
AC: ⌠A Watcher? Ψ઼u just..watch?⌡
OA: Basically
OA: Until I get orders to do something else
AC: ⌠Hmm I think I w઼uld enj઼ψ a j઼b like that as well! But wh઼ are ψ઼u watching f઼r? Better ψet, whψ are ψ઼u watching?⌡
OA: It is not much watching
OA: More like "waiting".
AC: ⌠Waiting f઼r what?⌡
OA: Waiting to see if you can survive
OA: But man, if you end up dying, I'll be sad
AC: ⌠Well it w઼uldn't exactlψ be a cheerψ ઼ccassi઼n with anψ઼ne!⌡
OA: True
OA: There're lots of rad people in that game
AC: ⌠Hmm ψes, there are quite a few interesting tr઼lls am઼ng us!⌡
OA: But the main one is you
AC: ⌠Me? Hmm, whψ me?⌡
OA: Why? Come on
OA: First of all, you're the prettiest being in the bunch
OA: Second, your hair is awesome
OA: Third, I liked your... seadwelling thing. Also, the fins are cool.
AC: ⌠Hehehe, well thank ψ઼u! But...mψ seadwelling thing? Haven't ψ઼u ever seen a seadweller bef઼re? Actuallψ, are ψ઼u even a tr઼ll?⌡
OA: I saw seadwellers, but not all trolls are
OA: And out of the seadwellers, you're the main one
OA: And I already said, I'm a watcher, lady
OA: If I'm a troll or not, that's your say
AC: ⌠Hmm..alright! I'll just leave it at Watcher then! But I must saψ, mψ curi઼sitψ is piqued! Whψ am I the main seadweller? There are ઼ther seadwellers!⌡
OA: There are
OA: The Priestess, Strength and The Devil
OA: The Devil is chill
OA: Strenght is mad
OA: But you're you
AC: ⌠Hmm..whψ the special titles? I'm n઼ priestess!⌡
OA: It's just what I have noted down here
OA: This little prophecy
OA: But you can call yourself whatever you want to
OA: Priestess
OA: Bahari Navale
OA: Seadweller miss
OA: Flushlady
AC: ⌠I think I'll just stick with Bahari! But let's g઼ back t઼ this pr઼phecψ ψ઼u were talking ab઼ut..I supp઼se ψ઼u w઼n't tell me anψ ઼f it?⌡
OA: I don't think I'm supposed to
OA: But rules never got me
OA: So
OA: The armageddon
AC: ⌠..the armagedd઼n?⌡
OA: Yep, that's the one
OA: Everybody dying
AC: ⌠G઼઼dness!⌡
OA: Hey, no worries
OA: Everybody dies at some point
OA: And guess what? Maybe you won't even need to see it!
AC: ⌠I w઼n't? Whψ n઼t?⌡
OA: Well, I noted that you have something going on with The Emperor, right?
OA: As in, Flynnt Lewest
AC: ⌠Oh, Flψnnt! Ψes! Whψ?⌡
OA: Well, from what I got, your society has a pretty strict caste system
OA: You're royalty, he's peasantry
OA: And from what I also got, your society also has the habit of solving stuff with murders
OA: I ain't trying to be dark or anything, but this really got dangerous, you see
AC: ⌠It did?⌡
OA: Come on
OA: Hemofascists showing up everywhere
OA: When can a higher blood and a lower blood romance up in peace?
OA: At some point it's either he dying or you both dying
OA: Ever thought about that?
AC: ⌠...⌡
AC: ⌠If s઼mething like that ઼ccurs, the l઼gical thing t઼ d઼ will be t઼ eliminate the threat.⌡
OA: ...Woah.
OA: Way to suddenly talk hardcore, lady
OA: But really
OA: One person is ok
OA: Two persons get a little worse
OA: What if say, 10 people decide to gather and put an end to it?
OA: Wait, why are we even considering it?
OA: I mean, it's not even a possibility, right?
OA: So say, what do you think of him?
AC: ⌠I think he's w઼nderful, and interesting! He's just..different! In a g઼઼d waψ! ⌡
OA: That's nice. And yeah, he's one of a kind.
OA: Too bad you're not the only one that thinks like that, eh?
OA: Ooops, look at me, spitting out info about other people. Bad, bad watcher.
AC: ⌠What d઼ ψ઼u mean?⌡
OA: What do I mean? Oh, nothing!
OA: I mean, I am talking to you, so I'm just allowed to talk about YOUR flushed feelings for Flynnt, and nobody else's.
AC: ⌠S઼meb઼dψ else is flushed f઼r Flψnnt?⌡
OA: Whaaat? Hey, I'm not supposed to go around saying stuff like that, you know.
OA: It's... against the rules.
OA: Or maybe it was legal in this case? Man, I can't remember...
AC: ⌠Ψ઼u're n઼t verψ g઼઼d at remembering the restricti઼ns ઼f ψ઼ur j઼b, are ψ઼u?⌡
OA: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not
OA: I never gave a damn about the rules, anyways
OA: I'm just thinking if I should tell you this or not
AC: ⌠Whatever ψ઼u think is l઼gical, I supp઼se!⌡
OA: Oooh, logic.
OA: You're still trying to look smart
OA: But you're dying of curiosity inside, aren't you?
AC: ⌠It's true, I am verψ curi઼us indeed. But w઼uld me ઼btaining this kn઼wledge be s઼mething fr઼m which I w઼uld benefit, ઼r anψ઼ne else w઼uld benefit? I d઼n't see h઼w it is. This kn઼wledge d઼esn't pertain t઼ me.⌡
OA: ...You're strange.
OA: But in a good way.
AC: ⌠Hmm, well thank ψ઼u, I supp઼se!⌡
OA: Hm... but really, on that Flynnt-flush matter
OA: No need to worry your pretty head over it
OA: I mean, it's not poor little Elizan's fault that she's flushed for him, right?
OA: ...Ooops, there goes the cover.
OA: My bad.
AC: ⌠Hmm..well, as I stated, this inf઼rmati઼n d઼esn't have anψthing t઼ d઼ with me. This inf઼rmati઼n is valuable ઼nlψ t઼ her.⌡
OA: So you're not feeling anything different at all?
OA: Whew, that's a relief. For a moment I thought I started something bad with my comment.
AC: ⌠Of c઼urse n઼t! D઼ ψ઼u take me as a f઼઼l, Watcher?⌡
OA: No, no, of course not
OA: Sorry, miss
OA: I'm just intrigued
OA: Most people get angry when they find things like these out
OA: Or jealous, or anything like that
OA: And that's what I was trying to avoid
OA: But then, there I went
OA: Me and my big mouth
AC: ⌠Well, perhaps ψ઼u sh઼uld learn t઼ keep such inf઼rmati઼n t઼ ψ઼urself, f઼r when ψ઼u have a little slip like that with a tr઼ll wh઼ will actuallψ d઼ s઼mething ab઼ut it.⌡
OA: Y-yeah, right. I should control my tongue better
OA: But really, I'm glad you don't mind it
OA: I could have made such a mess
AC: ⌠Ψes, ψ઼u certainlψ c઼uld have!⌡
OA: Damn, bro can't find this out
OA: Watchers are not supposed to interfere like this
AC: ⌠Theψ aren't? Hm, it w઼uld be quite unf઼rtunate f઼r ψ઼u if he were t઼ find ઼ut!⌡
OA: H-hey, you're not thinking on telling anybody this, are you?
AC: ⌠Of c઼urse n઼t! Ψ઼ur secret is safe with me, Watcher.⌡
OA: Whew, what a relief.
-- oncomingArmageddon [OA] ceased pestering abstruseContradiction [AC] at 00:42 --
Hmm, you don't very much like that fellow. He is keeping much too many secrets for himself. Oh well, you got a secret of his in return, so the trade is fair, you suppose. Oh wow what great timing, it looks like your matesprit is contacting you! You'd better tell him about this!
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began pestering abstruseContradiction [AC] at 19:47 --
DG: Hi there, Bahari!
AC: ⌠Hehehe, hell઼ Flψnnt!⌡
DG: How's it going?
AC: ⌠It's g઼ing well! H઼w ab઼ut ψ઼u, h઼w are ψ઼u d઼ing?⌡
DG: Well, nothing at the moment
DG: Jʊst here on trollian and trying to pick ʊp a song in my gʊitar
DG: How aboʊt yoʊ?
AC: ⌠I'm reading, and thinking. The usual! ⌡
DG: Heh, right
DG: Wish I coʊld be as smart as yoʊ
DG: Damn, I'm having so many ideas for this game
AC: ⌠Oh, reallψ? What kind ઼f ideas?⌡
DG: Ways to get people into the game, yoʊ know
DG: How to maximize the fʊn of everyone, and maybe even to help them while at it
DG: ...I'm soʊnding like a little wiggler, ain't I?
AC: ⌠Hehehe, n઼ waψ! I w઼uld rather have fun than have everψthing be b઼ring!⌡
AC: ⌠But then again I supp઼se I'm just a wiggler at heart..hehehe!⌡
DG: Maybe we all are, right?
AC: ⌠Right! And I can't see anψthing wr઼ng with that!⌡
DG: I know that I already have someone I'll sʊrely try to help with this game!
DG: Actʊally, I have many people in the list, bʊt planning for them all is a little bit too hard
DG: I've been working on it throʊgh the last days, actʊally
AC: ⌠D઼ ψ઼u need anψ help? I'd be happψ t઼ help ψ઼u!⌡
DG: Well... one of the main ideas was Elizan!
DG: Not sʊre if yoʊ've heard of her yet
AC: ⌠Oh..઼h ψes! I've heard ઼f her!⌡
DG: She has potential, bʊt she's a little too mʊch on the shy side, yoʊ know? Like, she gets nervoʊs really easily and has a really low self-esteem
DG: Ends ʊp letting everyone ʊse her as a footstool before of that
DG: Woʊld yoʊ believe that she went totally ʊnprepared walking for 3 hoʊrs in the Alternian desert jʊst becaʊse she was dared by somebody of higher blood?
DG: I want to help her regain a little confidence, yoʊ see
DG: Believe a little more in herself.
AC: ⌠G઼઼dness! Hmm..ψes, I definitelψ think ψ઼u sh઼uld help her with that!⌡
DG: Bʊt well... my main problem is that I can't do it that well
DG: I mean... even thoʊgh her blood's among the lowest
DG: Mine's even lower, so I can't actʊally prove her that she's above the hemospectrʊm or anything like that
DG: ...Are yoʊ there?
AC: ⌠Oh ψes, s઼rrψ! Just thinking!⌡
DG: Ω-oh! Aboʊt what?
AC: ⌠Oh, n઼thing! Hm..have ψ઼u ever been c઼ntacted bψ an ઼nc઼mingArmagedd઼n?⌡
DG: ...I think I recall it, not sʊre
DG: ...Nah, it was a similar name
DG: imminentAppocalypse or something like that
DG: No, not that
DG: Bʊt it was IA
DG: Why?
DG: Did he tell yoʊ anything bad or something like that?
DG: Ωr hʊrt yoʊ or anything?
AC: ⌠N઼ n઼, he didn't hurt me! And he didn't d઼ anψthing bad! Hmm..at least I d઼n't think s઼! At least n઼t ψet..I think.⌡
DG: ...Wait...
DG: Not yet?
AC: ⌠I d઼n't quite trust him.⌡
DG: Yeah, right
DG: IA wasn't that great of a person too
DG: Creepy, ominoʊs, talking in tiddles
AC: ⌠OA was rather...inf઼rmative. But still enigmatic...and untrustw઼rthψ.⌡
DG: ...Yeah, better keep oʊr eyes open when it comes down to those gʊys.
DG: ...Informative? Like how?
AC: ⌠He kept telling me inf઼rmati઼n that he wasn't supp઼sed t઼ be telling me, inf઼rmati઼n that his j઼b w઼uldn't all઼w him t઼ speak ઼f.⌡
DG: ...Like for example?
DG: Becaʊse mine was silent as a...
DG: ...I'm not sʊre if I can find a valid comparison
DG: Like the Alternian desert.
AC: ⌠He just let inf઼rmati઼n "slip".⌡
DG: ...Right.
DG: ...It woʊld be ʊsefʊl to know what it is
DG: Bʊt well, yoʊ're the smart one
DG: Yoʊ know what to do with the info, right?
DG: Ωr is it not so ʊsefʊl?
AC: ⌠Hmm..he menti઼ned a pr઼phecψ.⌡
DG: ...Intrigʊing.
DG: Aboʊt what?
AC: ⌠Hmmm I think it was ab઼ut all ઼f us! He called me "Priestess".⌡
DG: ...Woah.
DG: ...Yeah, yoʊ look like a priestess, kind of.
DG: I mean, yoʊ read, and are smart, and are beaʊtifʊl
DG: Like Priestesses ʊsʊally are on those stories, right?
AC: ⌠Hehehe, I supp઼se! Oh, als઼, he called ψ઼u the "Emper઼r"!⌡
AC: ⌠There were ઼ther titles but..I can't remember them!⌡
DG: The Emperor? Hey, that's sweet
DG: ...Now I can't find anything Emperor-like in myself, thoʊgh
AC: ⌠Hmm..I think ψ઼u're a great leader like an Emper઼r!⌡
DG: ...Aw, really?
DG: Thanks, Bahari
AC: ⌠Hehehe, I'm just speaking the truth! Ψ઼u l઼઼k ઼ut f઼r everψ઼ne, like a great leader sh઼uld!⌡
DG: Heh, thanks then.
DG: Also another one that coʊld be helped is Jʊles
DG: He's really... apathetic, I gʊess
DG: I mean, it looks like he has no taste for life
DG: Bʊt looking on the priority list, I think Elizan's one of the first
DG: She's probably going throʊgh hell on the inside to be able to pʊt ʊp with all that
DG: I... oh damn, Sʊn's comming ʊp
DG: Gotta go
DG: G'day, Bahari <3
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] ceased pestering abstruseContradiction [AC] at 20:59 --
Hmm there's another one of these Watchers, too? You will definitely have a lot to think about when you go out for a swim! Speaking of which, you're going to go right now before anyone else decides to talk to you!
Although you are quite temperate, your name is actually KATEIA SOPHRO.
At the present moment, you are searching the area around your hive for more BATTLE RELICS, although you are beginning to wonder if the old battlefield on which your hive was built has been tapped out of such treasures. Certainly your investigations have been taking you farther and farther away from the hive itself and into wilder territory, and as a result you’ve been increasingly interested in the places themselves. Any interesting objects you find are merely bonuses now, but that doesn’t mean that you aren’t keeping an eye out for them.
>Kateia: Be pestered by the Emperor.
You don’t have time to wonder about who this “Emperor” troll is, because a WILD HOWLBEAST appears! You’re forced to dispatch it with a few swipes of your scythe.
>Kateia: Now answer the Emperor.
What Emperor? The troll pestering you is actually your friend FLYNNT, who had recently invited you to play this new game called SGRUB. You’re still not quite sure what’s going on with this game; maybe he has some new information about it.
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began pestering objectiveReaper [OR] --
DG: Howdy there, miss.
OR: -->Hello.<--
OR: -->So sorry for the del4y, but some th1ngs 4re un4vo1d4ble.<--
DG: Nah, it's alright.
DG: How's it going?
OR: -->Pretty well, 1 th1nk.<--
DG: Well... lemme cʊt to the chase.
DG: Since yer' already in the team, I'm sʊpposed to ask yoʊ if yoʊ want any info on the other players
DG: And then explain the team to yoʊ briefly and all that
OR: -->4lr1ght.<--
DG: Bʊt well... yoʊr name showed ʊp in a discʊssion earlier
DG: And in a way that it shoʊldn't have. I mean, as a player.
OR: -->4nd wh4t 1s th4t supposed to me4n?<--
DG: Nothing against yoʊ, it's probably jʊst some coincidence
DG: Bʊt there's a troll that will play the game that once had a moirail with the same name as yoʊrs.
OR: -->Oh re4lly?<--
DG: Yeah, creepy coincidence
DG: Well... creepy, becaʊse according to him, she's dead.
OR: -->1t prob4bly 1s 4 co1nc1dence, then.<--
DG: Yeah. Creepy, ain't it?
OR: -->How d1d she d1e?<--
DG: I dʊnno... I think it was related to a FLARP match
DG: I'm gonna ask anyways. Do yoʊ know anyone called Cirrin?
OR: -->...<--
OR: -->1 d1d, once.<--
DG: ...Ωk, this is getting oʊt of hand.
OR: -->1 h4ve not spoken to h1m for 4 long t1me.<--
DG: ...Same story on the other side.
DG: Do yoʊ remember his fʊll name?
OR: -->C1rr1n Runf4r.<--
DG: ...
DG: ...Ωk, I need a drink
DG: Fʊck, I need three
OR: -->W41t...<--
OR: -->does th4t me4n...<--
DG: Yeah. Same troll.
OR: -->1 don't even know wh4t to s4y.<--
DG: Neither do I.
DG: I mean... yoʊ were cʊlled by highbloods, the heat fell on him, and he ran away.
OR: -->Oh god, 1s th4t wh4t h4ppened?<--
DG: Sʊddenly, that story ain't trʊth no more, becaʊse the dead bodies came back to life.
OR: -->To h1m, 1 me4n.<--
DG: To him, yeah.
DG: What's the story on yer' side?
OR: -->The h1ghblood let me l1ve.<--
DG: ...Then why did everyone try to lynch him?
OR: -->1 tr1ed to cont4ct h1m, but to no 4v41l.<--
DG: ...And now yoʊ'll meet him.
DG: Well, more or less. He's on the other team.
OR: -->1 thought th4t he h4d been culled 4s well.<--
DG: ...Damn.
DG: ...Well, both of yoʊ are alive.
OR: -->So 1t would seem.<--
DG: ...Even thoʊgh meeting someone that was dead minʊtes before will probably be... scary, at least.
OR: -->1'm not sure 1 w4nt to th1nk 4bout th4t r1ght now.<--
DG: ...I'm freaked oʊt here
DG: I don't even want to think on how yoʊr mind is
OR: -->1 h4ve to go.<--
DG: I'll be seeing yoʊ aroʊnd, then.
DG: And ʊh... sorry to bring the news so oʊt of the blʊe like that.
OR: -->Well, 1f he 1s pl4y1ng the g4me, then 1t h4d to h4ve come out eventu4lly.<--
DG: ...Yeah.
DG: Anyways... I'll see yoʊ aroʊnd.
OR: -->Unt1l then.<--
-- objectiveReaper [OR] ceased pestering doubleGunslinger [DG] --
==>
Well…damn. You’re not entirely sure what to think about this. In your experience, dead trolls have always stayed that way. But you hadn’t actually seen him die, so…
Wait. You’re being pestered by someone with an unfamiliar trolltag. Could it be…?
-- recreantOctopus [RO] began pestering objectiveReaper [OR] --
RO: Kateia?
OR: -->C1rr1n?<--
RO: this is really you?
OR: -->Yes, 4nd 1 could 4sk you the s4me th1ng.<--
RO: you didnt know CIRRIN RUNFAR was alive?
RO: wait of course CIRRIN RUNFAR changed his trolltag and ran far away
OR: -->1 wondered why 1 could not cont4ct you.<--
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR was expecting a mob of highbloods to string him at any moment for killing you
RO: it would have been Solenas word against CIRRIN RUNFARs
OR: -->1 thought th4t such 4n event m1ght h4ve come to p4ss<--
OR: -->before my return.<--
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR didnt stick around to find out for sure...
OR: -->1f they h4d w41ted to f1nd out 1 d1dn't 4ctu4lly d1e, there m1ght not h4ve been 4 mob of h1ghbloods 4fter you.<--
RO: well CIRRIN RUNFAR realised that day most of them only tolerated CIRRIN RUNFAR because of you
OR: -->1'm sure th4t's not true.<--
RO: didnt we used to be friends with Solena and Lunaro? till it drifted into
RO: well you know how it turned out
OR: -->Th4t seems bes1de the po1nt.<--
RO: the point being?
OR: -->1 don't even know 4nymore.<--
RO: you were going to say something about CIRRIN RUNFAR just abandoning you werent you?
OR: -->Well<--
OR: -->m4ybe<--
OR: -->1 don't know.<--
RO: its not CIRRIN RUNFAR fault
RO: she pretty much gave CIRRIN RUNFAR no choice
RO: why did she spare you anyway?
OR: -->1'm not sure, honestly.<--
RO: well we might never know then
RO: you know she suffered a head wound and cant remember a thing?
OR: -->1 h4d he4rd someth1ng to th4t effect.<--
OR: -->But 4nyw4y. 1 h4ve to go now.<--
OR: -->1 w1ll t4lk to you l4ter, 1 suppose.<--
RO: yeah
RO: catch up
-- objectiveReaper [OR] ceased pestering recreantOctopus [RO] --
>Kateia: Flash back to the incident in question.
You’d…rather not. How’s about being someone else for a bit, kay?
Good thing you specified the doorknobs. Anyway, you are now KAJOLE.
It's another day at your house. That gloomy place you call a lair, and sometimes, you call a lab. Dead bodies of robbers are scattered all over the place, since you forgot to clean them up this month.
Did I mentioned? Your house is full of traps. Poision gas, guillotines, all of this stuff. You are an inventor, and people try to steal your work every day. This is just routine for you.
Yep, another boring day. As you walk through your guillotine hallway, admiring how people manage to somehow get hit by those guilottines, you hear a weird sound coming from upstairs. Your lusus wouldn't be back that soon with the food, and you don't remember leaving any experiments on your room.
It could only mean one thing: Someone was calling you. After AGES. Maybe it wouldn't be just another boring day after all.
You rush upstairs to check it. The guillotines barely even scratch your clothes. Damm those things are SLOW.
Your room was close. the computer, even closer. You took a glass of antidote from your pocket, because you know, you should aways bring antidotes with you. This one was for the sleep gas that was sprayed on your face as soon as you entered the room. You love that thing, it smells like strawberry, and never allows you to have those insomnia nights.
Regardless, you took the antidote before even entering the room, so you wouldn't fall asleep on the ground. and, just as fast, you checked your computer.
Trollian was flashing.
An old friend of yours was talking to you.
-- doubleGunslinger [DG] began pestering infinityGenericalist [IG] at 13:06 --
DG: Hey there, pardner;
IG: -->\DG! long time no see/<--
IG: -->\what do yo want pardner/<--
DG: Well, ever heard Ωf the game Sgrub?
IG: -->\Sgrub?/<--
IG: -->\I'm not that much on fiduspawn you know/<--
DG: NΩ, nΩ, it's different.
DG: I hΩpe.
IG: -->\Makes me wonder/<--
IG: -->\you are going to play it aren't ya/<--
DG: Well, yeah.
DG: FΩund it with Ωne Ωf 'em raiders.
IG: -->\.. you mean you stole it? I tough you left that life/<--
IG: -->\heh, jk./<--
DG: NΩ idea what it is abΩut, except that it's a cΩΩperative multiplayer.
DG: Heh, nah.
DG: I just pillaged the bΩdy.
IG: -->\which reminds me I haven't done the body cleaning around here this month/<--
IG: -->\this place smells like a graveyard/<--
IG: -->\anyway/<--
IG: -->\cooperative multiplayer?/<--
IG: -->\you know me. I'm not that much on cooperation.../<--
IG: -->\what else do you know about it?/<--
DG: ...That yΩu need a grΩup Ωf players.
DG: An' that's pretty much abΩut it.
DG: The game wΩn't Ωpen Ωn it's Ωwn, an' I'm nΩt that gΩΩd Ωf a hacker.
DG: 'Sides, nΩbΩdy ever heard Ωf this game.
IG: -->\tried using a hammer?/<--
IG: -->\ooh, nobody heard of it? now it's starting to get interesting./<--
IG: -->\and lemme guess, You are one player short?/<--
DG: Well, I dΩn't knΩw hΩw many players y'need tΩ play, but yeah, I'm inviting peΩple.
DG: ThΩught yΩu'd wanna have a gΩ at it.
IG: -->\I'm kinda busy at the moment... but then again, after this project is done, I won't have anything else to do/<--
IG: -->\I lost inspiration. No new projects have been funded in months, aside of this one/<--
DG: Great, then.
IG: -->\maybe a game will help me relax...? I guess/<--
DG: What's this Ωne abΩut?
IG: -->\oh, it's pretty fun/<--
IG: -->\you know how bombs explode? and burn stuff?/<--
DG: Sure.
IG: -->\now imagine if they did the other way around./<--
IG: -->\it's what I'm trying to achive.. with little sucess/<--
DG: ...ImplΩde an' freeze?
IG: -->\you got it./<--
IG: -->\this project is where I'm getting my money from/<--
IG: -->\.. but once it's over, I'll be broke/<--
DG: ...TΩugh luck.
IG: -->\so maybe playing the game will be benefical./<--
IG: -->\I'm in it/<--
DG: Great!
DG: Guess I'll be able tΩ rΩund up the team 'til yΩur prΩject's Ωver, then.
IG: -->\maybe it will take more time then that./<--
IG: -->\but we'll see. soon enough./<--
DG: I hΩpe sΩ.
DG: Freeze bΩmbs sΩund great.
IG: -->\sure sound in concept/<--
IG: -->\but in reality, they refuse to freeze. because explosions generate energy, that generate heat./<--
IG: -->\if I could make the explosion ABSORVE this energy/<--
IG: -->\then it would absorve the heat as well/<--
DG: SΩunds... cΩmplicated.
IG: -->\a lot./<--
IG: -->\but they gave me a month to do it./<--
IG: -->\I'm not worried. at all./<--
IG: -->\at all..../<--
DG: Hey, relax.
DG: Y'already did mΩre cΩmplicated stuff in less time.
DG: I'll leave yΩu tΩ yer' prΩject, then.
IG: -->\all right, thanks/<--
IG: -->\Call me back when you have more info about the game./<--
DG: Later then, pardner.
-- infinityGenericalist [IG] ceased pestering doubleGunslinger [DG] at 13:54 --
==>The game.
And now we just lost it. THANKS BUDDY.
==>I meant play the game, dumbass.
Oh.Right.
You wonder what this game will be about. Sure looks fun, and as you said, you need new ideas for your project.
==>Get back to work
You try to get back to work, but you start to feel dizzy... something is not wright.
==>Take a look at the empty antidote bottle
You take a closer look at the bottle of antidote you just drank. Turns out, you drank the wrong antidote. Fool.
I guess it can't.... be... hel-
>Be JUSTICE once more.
You are once again Cephus Stenek. At the moment you've organized all your info about the game neatly onto a board with totally accurate theories. Paranoid? Okay, who told you that, that is slander, right there. You just like to be in-depth when you research things, especially mysterious and strange things. This game seems awfully suspicious to you.
>Examine non-paranoia based theories.
You've been going around the alternianet, but so far you've found absolutely jack shit about this game, aside from the fact that it's multiplayer. Personally, you feel that this is probably some trap from high up in the hemospectrum, because highbloods are always trolls who want to trip up and cull some poor lowblood, of course.
... okay, that might be a biased theory. But you are absolutely certain that there's something fishy about this!
>Draw.
You doodle over the pictures of the players.
That was productive.
>Interrogate-- I mean, contact the next guy on your list.
-- peripateticMeddler [PM] began pestering transientMediator [TM] at 16:35 --
PM: Hey there.
TM: 17Hello32
TM: 17And this would be?32
PM: N@me's Cephus Stenek. ! not!ced you just popped up on my l!st.
PM: !'m go!ng @round, meet!ng @ll the pl@yers.
TM: 17Ahh32
TM: 17Weren't are you related at all to the singer?32
PM: Uh, wh!ch s!nger?
TM: 17Nevermind I suppose you wouldn't be32
PM: ... ok@y.
TM: 17So which of the teams have you joined?32
PM: Te@m B, led by S!skus, @k@ PL.
TM: 17I am on the opposite team32
PM: Well, th!s prom!ses to be @n !nterest!ng g@me, then.
PM: Look forw@rd to pl@y!ng @g@!nst you, k!d.
TM: 17Undoubtedly with all these bloods in here32
TM: 17Well, it has been a pleasure speaking with you, until later more substantive conversation32
PM: You me@n the d!fferent blood colors?
PM: @ll r!ght.
PM: L@ter, then.
TM: 17most certainly32
-- transientMediator [TM] ceased pestering peripateticMeddler [PM] at 16:39 --
... you? A singer. Ha! That's the most hilarious thing you've ever heard.
Well, that certainly was an interesting conversation. You might have to chat again with him in the near future to worm some more info out of him. You make a mark on your board next to his picture.
>Warmly greet lusus.
You can't warmly greet Mothdad because he's busy patrolling the area as discreetly as he can. He doesn't enjoy it at all and in the rare moments he comes home, he expresses his displeasure with a few smacks on your head.
You can't say you blame him. If you kept your mouth shut you'd still have a nice hive and your voice.
>Recollect how you lost your voice.
You can't, because you're being pestered by your employer!
-- fortunateOpportunist [FO] began pestering peripateticMeddler [PM] at 14:23 --
FO: Cєphυs! hєєy! P.)
PM: Oh, Se!sk@. Long t!me no see.
PM: How you do!ng?
FO: pяєттy wєℓℓ, ℓσsт α Bσdygυαяd α whiℓє αgσ тhσυgh. αh wєℓℓ, hє wαs α wυss αηywαy.
FO: αт ℓєαsт Cυ¢αℓi is hαяd тσ кiℓℓ
PM: Huh, to be honest, ! k!nd@ l!ked the old guy better. But who @m ! to judge, you know?
FO: єvєяyσηє hαs тhєiя σpiηiση! Bυт hєy, i'м hєяє тσ тαℓк Bυsiηєss.
PM: Well, !'m @ll @ur!cul@r sponge clots, then.
FO: i ηєєd sσмє iηƒσямαтiση αBσυт ¢єятαiη мємBєяs σƒ συя тєαм.
PM: Uh-huh. Who?
FO: i тhiηк тhє σтhєяs ηαмє is Kαjσℓє
FO: αηd тhєη тhєяєs тhαт σdd highBℓσσd, Sσℓєηα
PM: @ll r!ght, !'ll @dm!t str@!ght up th@t ! know l!ttle to noth!ng @bout K@jole.
PM: But. !'ve got @n !nterest!ng b!t of !nfo on Solen@.
FO: αw, shαмє P.( αт ℓєαsт yσυ кησw sσмєтhiηg αBσυт тhє σтhєя σηє
PM: Hey, when the opportun!ty comes up !'ll t@lk to h!m, worm out @ll h!s secrets.
PM: @nyw@y, @bout Solen@.
PM: @pp@rently, she used to be qu!te v!olent before she got some n@sty br@!n d@m@ge.
PM: ! know !t's h@rd to bel!eve, but !t's true.
FO: hυh. wєℓℓ, тhαт єxpℓαiηs α ℓσт
PM: Expl@!ns wh@t?
FO: єxpℓαiηs hєя ¢υяяєηт sтαтє, i мєαη. i ƒigυяєd тhєяє wαs sσмєтhiηg wяσηg wiтh hєя тhiηкpαη
PM: Ye@h, you don't see th@t m@ny l@!db@ck purples.
PM: You know C!rr!n?
FO: jυsт ℓσsт α Bєт тσ hiм, sσ yєαh.
PM: Seems l!ke she @lso took out h!s mo!r@!l. @nd *th@t* w@s h!s cue to move to @ new h!ve.
FO: σhhhh, тhαт's gσσd тσ кησw. gσттα αsк hiм αBσυт iт
PM: @bout h!s de@d mo!r@!l? Prob@bly shouldn't, th@t'd be @ touchy subject for h!m ! bet.
PM: Guy's pretty fl!ghty enough.
FO: єvєяyσηє hαs тhєiя pяi¢є, i'м sυяє σƒ iт. αηd hє's α ℓσwBℓσσd, sσ тhαт pяi¢є shσυℓd Bє pяєттy ℓσw
PM: ! wouldn't rely on those stereotypes. !'ve met plenty of trolls, h!gh @nd lowblood who're pretty d!verse.
FO: wєℓℓ, i'vє yєт тσ мєєт α яi¢h ℓσwBℓσσd whσ wαsη'т αℓsσ мυяdєяσυs/ηєяvσυs αs α dєяαηgєd мυs¢ℓєBєαsт
PM: @ltern!@'s @ b!g pl@net. Who knows? M@ybe you just got to look @ l!ttle closer to f!nd the !mposs!ble.
FO: sтiℓℓ hαvєη'т ℓσsт yσυя тσυ¢h hυh? sтiℓℓ gσт yσυя siℓvєя тσηgυє αƒтєя ℓσsiηg iт? P.?
PM: You know me, Se!sk@. ! could never shut up, vo!ce or no vo!ce.
FO: iт's why i ƒigυяєd yσυ'd Bє wσятh кєєpiηg αℓivє. тhαт, αηd тhє sкiℓℓs αт sησσpєяy P.)
PM: !'m gl@d to know th@t @n loud, snoopy cr!pple l!ke me c@ught your @ttent!on.
PM: But re@lly, !'m th@nkful. !'d be musclebe@st b@!t !f you h@dn't helped me out.
FO: σh iт wσυℓd hαvє Bєєη wσяsє, тяυsт мє. Bυт yσυ'яє αℓivє αηd мσsтℓy sαƒє sσ whσ ¢αяєs?
FO: Bυт sєяiσυsℓy, ησтhiηg ση Kαjσℓє αт αℓℓ? ƒяσм whαт i'vє sєєη is тhαт hє's iη¢яєdiBℓy є¢¢єηтяi¢, Bυт тhєяєs ησтhiηg αBσυт hiм.
PM: No. ! h@ven't gotten the ch@nce to t@lk to h!m.
PM: You'd prob@bly w@nt to @sk Flynnt th@t.
PM: He m!ght know @ th!ng or two @bout h!m.
FO: i мighт dσ jυsт тhαт. σh, αηd σηє мσяє qυєsтiση
FO: gσт αηyтhiηg ση...Igηiυs Cяєєph?
PM: @fr@!d not. But ! c@n tell you th@t he's pretty rude. S!gned off before ! could @sk h!m @ny quest!ons.
PM: Seemed to m!st@ken me for @ s!nger @s well for some re@son.
FO: Cυ¢αℓi ℓiкєs hiм sσ i'м ησт sυяpяisєd
FO: Bυт...siηgєя?
FO: P,D
PM: ! h@ve no d@mn clue how he c@me to th@t conclus!on.
PM: @nd !f you w@nt to know more @bout h!m, go @sk your l!ttle bodygu@rd.
FO: i gυєss i ηєєd тσ dig υp sσмє σℓd sσυя¢єs. αηd i мєαη тhαт ℓiтєяαℓℓy.
PM: ... well, why don't you let me do the d!gg!ng?
PM: !t's my job @fter @ll.
PM: @nd gett!ng your h@nds d!rty wouldn't be becom!ng for @ r!ch troll l!ke you, would !t?
FO: wєℓℓ, i'м ησт αBσυт тσ dig тhєм υp мysєℓƒ. тhαт's why i hαvє α gυy whσ ¢αη тαℓк тσ тhє dєαd ƒσя.
PM: Huh? @nd who m!ght th@t be?
FO: dυηησ, яєαℓℓy. sσмє giяℓ whσ тhσυghт тhαт shє shσυℓd wαgєя hєя hivє iη α gαмє. didη'т єηd wєℓℓ ƒσя hєя
PM: Not surpr!sed. She should've known better th@n to bet @g@!nst you.
FO: тhαт's whαт i тσℓd hєя. iт'ℓℓ Bє α sαd dαy whєη i ¢αη'т υsє hєя sєяvi¢єs αηyмσяє P.(
PM: Th@t'd be @ re@l sh@me !ndeed.
PM: But th@t @s!de, wh@t m@kes you th!nk the de@d know much @bout th!s Greeph guy?
FO: ησт αℓℓ dєαd, jυsт тhis σηє dєαd iηƒσямαтiση Bяσкєя.
PM: Well, ! hope th@t he w@sn't @ fr!end of m!ne.
FO: i dση'т кησw. i didη'т яєαℓℓy кησw hiм, hє diєd shσятℓy αƒтєя тhє σηє тiмє i hiяєd hiм
PM: Th@t seems to h@ppen to @ lot of people you h!re, h@ h@.
FO: wєℓℓ, i gυєss αℓℓ тhє ℓυ¢к i hαvє ηєєds тσ ¢σмє ƒяσм sσмєwhєяє.
FO: i αBsσяd gσσd ƒσятυηє, σσOOσσOOσσ
PM: Rem!nd me to keep m!ne bottled up @round you, then.
FO: P.D
FO: σh wєℓℓ, i gυєss i ηєєd тσ gєт Bα¢к тσ wσяк sσση. ηi¢є тαℓкiηg тσ yσυ αgαiη, Cєph.
PM: L!kew!se, Se!s.
PM: L@ter.
FO: ℓαтєя
-- peripateticMeddler [PM] ceased pestering fortunateOpportunist [FO] at 15:04 --
Seiska's one of those few highbloods who's actually decent. The whole saving your life thing helps with that. Not to mention the fact that she's pretty much your only steady source of employment.
But anyway, enough exposition. You got some more digging to do. Hopefully, by the end of the night, you'll have enough information to piece this puzzle together.
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Re: Arcanasealed(IC)
CIRRIN RUNFAR: React
Kateia, has been alive all along?
This maybe changes everything.
CIRRIN RUNFAR: Spread The Word
You might as well tell Lunaro the good news, assuming he hasn't already heard.
Show Pesterlog:
-- recreantOctopus [RO] began trolling intelligentInsight [II] --
RO: Lunaro
II: O| Cirrin. |o
RO: did you know
RO: did you know Kateias alive?
II: O| ... |o
II: O| You did not? |o
RO: ...
RO: of course not!
RO: why do you think CIRRIN RUNFAR ran away in the first place?
II: O| I zought zhe vould have contacted you... |o
RO: no CIRRIN RUNFAR did a good job of hiding
RO: well good enough untill you found CIRRIN RUNFAR
II: O| I truely zought you knev. I am zorry. |o
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR couldnt stick around long enough to find out that
RO: hey for some reason Solena spared her life!
II: O| Yez. |o
RO: why would Solena do that?
RO: theres no way CIRRIN RUNFAR could have thought that was a thing she would do
II: O| I do not knov... |o
II: O| I do knov zat it did not zit vell viz her zough, for zome reazon. |o
II: O| Zhe entered a fighting competition zhortly after and ze rezt iz hiztory. |o
RO: meaing we wont ever find out?
II: O| Mozt likely. |o
RO: do you think it would hurt to ask?
II: O| Vell, you likely vill not get an anzver, but it could not hurt. |o
RO: well she might get a headache
RO: but CIRRIN RUNFAR might just try that
II: O| Yez, zat iz likely. |o
II: O| Good luck zen, I zuppoze. |o
RO: yeah
-- recreantOctopus [RO] absconded from intelligentInsight [II] --
He knew! All this time? It occurs to you that leaving everything behind for the past sweep was a completly
pointless waste on your behalf. But that wasn't your fault. You weren't left with a choice.
CIRRIN RUNFAR: Interrogate Solena
You really want some answers
-- recreantOctopus [RO] began trolling hinderingHijinks [HH] --
RO: hey do you remember Kateia yet?
RO: yeah dont strain your think pan too hard
RO: hellooo?
HH: 0h, h3333y 8r4h.
HH: wh475 7h15 n0w?
RO: oh you are there
RO: Kateia
RO: do you remember her?
HH: uhh...
HH: hmm...
HH: n4h 8r05k1 c4n7 54y 1 d0...
HH: 6332...
HH: 1 f33l l1k3 1 5h0uld 4nd 1 h4v3 4 k1ll3r h34d4ch3 n0w 8u7 1 h4v3 n0 1d34 wh0 7h15 ch1ck 15.
RO: that figures
HH: 50rry m4n.
HH: =:[
RO: its like that whole thing was nothing to you
RO: just another forgettable day
HH: w3ll n07 r34lly
HH: ju57 4 816 8l4nk 5p075 m0r3 l1k3 17
RO: well thats how it feels to CIRRIN RUNFAR r:(
RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR hates seeing you like this
HH: 50rry 4641n 8r0.
RO: well maybe someday youll remember
RO: if you do CIRRIN RUNFARs got a question for you
HH: 1 5ur3 d0 h0p3 50 8r0
HH: wh475 y0ur qu35710n?
RO: why?
RO: actually thatd a cover quite a lot
RO: 'why everything?'
HH: 1 dunn0 m4n
HH: 50rry 7h0u6h
RO: whatever
RO: later then
HH: l473r5
-- recreantOctopus [RO] absconded from hinderingHijinks [HH] --
You're not getting any.
CIRRIN RUNFAR: Troll
OKay now someone else is trolling you. What's this guy's deal?
Show Pesterlog:
-- pimeTaradox [PT] began trolling recreantOctopus [RO] --
PT: HEY CIRRIN STOP
PT: WHATS UP STOP
RO: what do mean whats up?
PT: WHATS THE WORD ON THE STREET STOP
PT: ETC STOP
RO: er you remember CIRRIN RUNFAR told you that Solena killed CIRRIN RUNFARs moirail?
RO: well she uh
RO: got better
PT: ID HAD MY SUSPICIONS STOP
PT: SO IT IS THE SAME KATEIA STOP
RO: wait who told you her name!
PT: I TALK TO EVERYONE COMRADE STOP
RO: Flynnt yeah?
RO: okay look CIRRIN RUNFAR pretty glad shes alive overjoyed even
RO: but CIRRIN RUNFAR had no way of knowing that!
PT: YEAH STOP
PT: YOU WERENT EXACTLY BEING FLOODED WITH INFORMATION STOP
PT: SHE WAS PRETTY FAR OUT OF THE LOOP TOO FROM WHAT I HEAR STOP
RO: well yeah!
RO: and CIRRIN RUNFAR had no idea Solena would spare her
RO: or why she did that in the first place
PT: YEAH STOP
PT: ID HEARD SHE WAS A RUTHLESS CULLER STOP
RO: and thanks to what you did CIRRIN RUNFAR probably never will know
RO: yeah she was pretty ruthless
PT: ODD STOP
RO: whats odd?
PT: THAT SHE WOULD SPARE SOMEONE STOP
PT: SEEMS A BIT OUT OF CHARACTER FROM WHAT IVE HEARD STOP
RO: oh man if people messed with her or C
RO: well they were never seen again
PT: WHOS C STOP
RO: not really important right now
PT: RIGHT STOP
RO: Kateias the one whos back
PT: TRUEFACTS STOP
PT: SO STOP
PT: ARE YOU TWO STILL A THING OR IS THAT PRYING TOO MUCH STOP
RO: erm CIRRIN RUNFARs not sure its been a long long sweep
PT: YEAH YOU TWO HAVENT TALKED IN A WHILE STOP
PT: ID IMAGINE THINGS ARE A BIT AWKWARD STOP
RO: kinda
RO: like dunno maybe shes found someone else in the quadrant like the same way
PT: POSSIBLE STOP
PT: I HAVENT HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT IT BUT QUADRANTS ARENT THINGS EVERYONE RUNS OUT AND SHOUTS FROM THE ROOFTOPS STOP
RO: well you probablly not the one CIRRIN RUNFAR should be asking here
PT: TRUE STOP
RO: CIRRIN RUNFARs gonna disappear then
PT: LATER COMRADE STOP
-- recreantOctopus [RO] absconded from pimeTaradox [PT] --
Ugh, if Tursun hadn't given her brain damage you could just ask her why she made you think she'd killed Kateia.
Or at least you could get even and then maybe everything could be how it was before. Your pretty sure that's how things work.
-- pimeTaradox [PT] began pestering neuroticProvision [NP] --
PT: HELLO COMRADE STOP
NP: ♀h! H-hell♀
PT: HOWS THINGS STOP
NP: N-n♀+ +♀♀ b-bad
PT: ANYTHING NEW WITH YOU STOP
NP: N♀+ m-much.
PT: HAVE YOU MET YOUR TEAMMATES YET STOP
NP: I um... have m-me+ F-Flynn+... he's n♀+ a +-+eamma+e h-he's ♀n +h-+he ♀+her +eam
NP: B-bu+ he seems n-nice
PT: YEAH HES A GOOD TROLL STOP
PT: PRETTY GOOD LEADER TOO STOP
NP: Y-yeah
PT: I CAN COUNT THE TRUSTWORTHY TROLLS IVE MET ON ONE HAND STOP
PT: HES ONE OF THEM STOP
NP: I'm q-qui+e glad f-f♀r +ha+...
NP: +h-+ha+ he's s-s♀ +rus+w♀r+hy
-- pimeTaradox [PT] raises an eyebrow --
NP: Anyway I n-need +♀ +alk +-+♀ +he ♀+her p-pe♀ple ♀n m-my +eam
PT: I SUPPOSE SO STOP
NP: Aside f-fr♀m S-siskus ♀f c-c♀urse
PT: SEE IF YOU CAN GET SISKUS TO STOP FIGHTING WITH CUCALI AND SEISKA STOP
NP: I'll s-see wh-wha+ I c-can d♀
PT: FLYNNT DOESNT WANT THE OTHER TEAM TO SELFDESTRUCT BEFORE WE GET STARTED STOP
NP: +h♀ugh I d-d♀n'+ kn♀w h-h♀w g♀♀d an Auspis+ice I c-can be
PT: NO WAY TO TELL UNTIL YOU TRY IT STOP
NP: I s-supp♀se s♀
PT: STILL HAVENT SEEN ANY SIGNS OF KAJOLE STOP
PT: ODD STOP
NP: +ha+ is ♀dd...
PT: GOT ANY QUESTIONS STOP
NP: N-n♀+ really.
PT: WELL I SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK ON MY STUDENT SOON STOP
NP: All r-righ+
PT: LATER COMRADE STOP
NP: ♀kay +h-+hen
NP: +-+alk +♀ y♀u l-la+er
Oh, you forgot to mention talking to Lunaro and Solena to him...
Ah well, you get the feeling that, despite being on a different team from him, you'll be talking to Tursun a lot in the future.
Which is fine with you, since he seems like a very likeable sort-
> Elizan: Face Judgment
You aren't liking how ominous these prompts are getting...
You decide that you'll never meet any of the other people that will be playing this game if you don't get a move on.
Let's just take one of these trolltags for the other players at random and WHOA-GEEZ ANOTHER HIGHBLOOD!!!
-- neuroticProvision [NP] began pestering replicateHope [RH] --
NP: Um, h-hell♀?
RH: Hello, there.
NP: ♀h, h-hell♀ Miss.
NP: Um, I h-heard +h-+ha+ we're b-b♀+h g♀ing +♀ b-be playing +h-+his game?
RH: Yes, I believe so.
RH: I am Elpiza Iudico.
NP: Elizan Shukra, M-Miss
RH: A pleasure to meet you.
NP: L-Likewise
RH: ... So...?
NP: Y-Yes, M-Miss Elpiza?
RH: You needn't call me miss.
RH: You sea, Elpi will do.
RH: You are a friendly sort, I can tell. I quite like you already.
NP: I+'s ♀nly p-p♀li+e ♀f me +♀ d-d♀ s♀... bu+ if y♀u like
NP: E-Elpi
RH: Thank you.
NP: I+'s n-n♀+hing, really
RH: Now then, did you have something particularly important to say?
RH: Oh my. That came out rather harsh. My apologies.
NP: P-Please, d♀n'+ even w-w♀rry ab♀u+ i+
RH: ... If you insist.
NP: I sh-sh♀uld be +he ♀ne +-+♀ ap♀l♀gize, I h-hadn'+ mean+ +-+♀ +ake up any ♀f y-y♀ur +ime
RH: Oh no, if you'll understand... I don't really have much to do at the moment.
RH: The conversation is a welcome break in the doldrums.
NP: Ah, ♀kay +h-+hen
NP: +h-+ha+'s a r-relief
RH: Were you worried about something?
NP: N-N♀, I jus+ d-didn'+ w-wan+ +♀ b-be a b♀+her.
RH: ... Well you shouldn't quite worry so much.
NP: All r-righ+ M-Mi- I m-mean Elpi
RH: Thank you. C;;
NP:
RH: Now then, er...
RH: Hmm...
NP: Y-Yes?
RH: I'm attempting to think up a good conversation.
NP: Ah... I ap♀l♀gize... I d-didn'+ r-really +hink +h-+his +hr♀ugh, I s-supp♀se
RH: It's quite alright.
RH: I was half-asleep anyway.
RH: I suppose you did me a favor by waking me.
NP: ♀-♀h, I d-didn'+ mean +-+♀ wake y♀u... b-bu+ if y♀u s-say i+ w-was a g-g♀♀d +hing...
RH: It was.
RH: It wouldn't have been very pleasant to fall asleep without any sopor onhand.
NP: Ah, I s-see
RH: ...
NP: W-Well +hen, I'm g-glad I c-c♀uld unin+en+i♀nally h-help
RH: Ah, yes, thank you.
NP: S-S♀ +hen, d-d♀ y♀u kn-kn♀w any ♀f +he ♀+hers +h-+ha+ will be in +h-+he game?
RH: I do, actually.
RH: I personally invited Lunaro Celesi, ... Solena Lumiar, and they invited a few others.
RH: I've known Flynnt for a while.
RH: Tursun, I met recently.
NP: ♀h! I've +-+alked +♀ L-Lunar♀ and S♀lena ♀nce e-each...
RH: I see.
NP: Um, and F-Flynn+ is v-very nice.
NP: And I've +-+alked +♀ +-+ursun +♀♀
NP: He's als♀ nice.
RH: Did Flynnt invite you personally?
NP: N-N♀...
NP: D-D♀ y♀u kn-kn♀w Siskus?
RH: I've met Navare, yes.
RH: The... Puppet issue...
NP: Y-Yes... +h-+hey're r-really creepy...
NP: B-Bu+ anyway, sh-she +♀ld me
NP: +h-+ha+ I w-was playing +he g-game
RH: ... I suppose that's one way to get someone to join.
NP: I'm apparen+ly g-g♀ing +♀ be +he l-las+ ♀ne ♀n m-my +eam +♀ en+er
RH: I see.
RH: And which team are you on?
NP: +he ♀ne w-wi+h Siskus and S-S♀lena
RH: I see.
RH: The team opposite mine.
RH: A shame to have to challenge you.
NP: Ah, y-yeah
NP: W-Well, I d-d♀ub+ I'd s-s+and much ♀f a ch-chance agains+ s-s♀me♀ne wi+h b-bl♀♀d s♀ high ♀n +he spec+rum
RH: Oh come now.
RH: ... Seriously?
NP: Wh-wha+ is i+?
RH: You shouldn't doubt your abilities because of blood caste.
RH: Blood is little a factor. The lower-blooded are blessed...
NP: ...
NP: +h-+ha+ c♀mple+ely r-runs c♀un+er +♀ +h-+he h-hem♀spec+rum
RH: ...
RH: Tell me, Elizan, are you a psychic?
NP: I h-have a l-li++le b-bi+ ♀f +-+elepa+hy, b-bu+ I d-d♀n'+ like +♀ use i+
RH: ... So you have't attempted to read my mind.
NP: Wh-why w♀uld I b-b♀+her?! Y-Y♀u're a h-highbl♀♀d, i+ w-w♀uldn'+ w♀rk!
NP: B-Besides, even if I c-c♀uld, i+ w-w♀uld be impr♀per +♀ p-peer in+♀ +he m-mind ♀f s-s♀me♀ne wi+h s-such h-high bl♀♀d
RH: ...
RH: Nevermind, I suppose.
NP: All r-righ+ +hen...
RH: Well... Er...
NP: In any c-case, I g-ge+ +he f-feeling +ha+ I m-may have s-said +he wr-wr♀ng +h-+hing, s-s♀ wi+h y♀ur p-permissi♀n, I'll l-leave y♀u b-be.
RH: I was about to request the same.
RH: I will simply say this, though.
NP: All r-righ+ +hen, Elpi
NP: Y-Yes?
RH: Don't believe every little thing you are told. There are some highbloods you can trust, and others that will bring only harm.
RH: No more. I shall sleep, then, and to you I wish a good night.
NP: S-Sleep well, M-Miss.
Did you completely mess that up or is it just you?
You really hope you didn't offend Miss Elpiza who is quite clearly a highblood and not a lowblood like yourself.
Still, you aren't quite sure what to make of the highbloods you've spoken to lately. Between Miss Solena and Miss Elpiza, they've been rather kind to you.
Certainly unlike the ones that sent you out into that desert...
Not that you blame them, they were completely in the right to tell you what to do, really!
Yes, you absolutely believe this and would never harm the trolls that teased you and sent you walking for three hours, expecting you to be killed.
Mostly because you got to meet Flynnt, but still.
Why, if those trolls ever showed up at your hive, you'd great them with kindness and civility!
*snip-snip*
Last edited by NeonProdigy; 02-14-2012 at 09:37 PM.