Be the Tower.
After a long moment of waiting, you finally are able to become THE TOWER. This is a complete exciting surprise for everyone.
You are currently VERY BUSY. There's not time to talk- not yet, you are quite sure of it. You are not able to be given a name, nor to be checked out properly at the time being. How enigmatic! You will simply have to contact someone for the time being... But you don't know anybody that's alive, really! OR at least, in this universe anymore. Wow, things are working out terribly for you, aren't they? You decide instead to...
And as quickly as you start, you find an enigmatic computer in a strange space-looking installation of sorts. It seems to have crushed the HOUSE which used to stand nearby, almost like a METEOR on impact or something. It's terrible! You step inside regardless, and amongst a bunch of COMPUTER JUNK and SPECIAL MONITORS, you find a strange shell-like HUSKTOP. After a moment, you're online with it. It seems that PESTERCHUM or some PESTERCHUM VARIANT has been downloaded and logged on with the moniker hadesMouthpiece logged in. You quickly adopt it as your own and decide to pester... Whoever that is at the top of the list.
[02:07] -- hadesMouthpiece [HM] began pestering doubleGunslinger [DG] at 02:07 --
[02:13] -- hadesMouthpiece [HM] ceased pestering doubleGunslinger [DG] at 02:13 --
And, now, because of a paradox, you set out to replace a theologically impossible game system with one you were practically made to guide.
Wouldn't that be funny?
[Hopefully we'll get back to you later, Mal.]