BLOCKLOCKED - (Act 2: But Another Uninvited Inevitability)

[Mibbs]

take cards, see if either of them is burned with an image of this large comfy looking rectangle

[Siya]

> The thing is an apparatus to enhance the experience of jumping. Jump on it, little troll! Jump! Jump!

[Fishman]

Cervus: Ignore it. Most adorable troll waiting breathlessly for a response.

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-- mandibledRenegade [MR] began trolling uprootCancel [UC] --
MR: all right, that ordeal was several flavors of ridiculous.
MR: are you still around over there?
UC: !oh, yeS
MR: so i am looking at something on my desk right now.
MR: can you guess what that might be?
UC: ... umM
UC: ?maybe it's beçause I'm looking at something on mine as well and it's influençing my guess, but is it a boX
MR: that is correct, which means we are on the same page here.
MR: the last thing i wanted to do was scramble to figure out which of these other losers got it instead.
UC: ?what do you meaN ?are the others supposed to get them toO
MR: yeah, a few more besides you.
MR: now i am sure it is just the most wonderful container you have ever laid eyes on, but have you thought about opening it yet?
UC: .um, I was about tO
UC: .I'll do thaT

[Mibbs]

Two times open box Combo

[Fishman]

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UC: .huH
UC: .it's a gruB
UC: !a really light gold çolored one, to be more preçisE
MR: uh, i can only really try to ignore the problem on my end for so long.
MR: is there anything else that feels 'off' about your block?
UC: ... uH
UC: ?nO
MR: rather, are there any spontaneous appearances or disappearances unaccounted for?
UC: .not that I've notiçeD
UC: ...well, aside from the box just appearing out of nowherE
MR: oh.
MR: that is rather unsettling.
MR: not the box, of course.
UC: ?how çomE
MR: i am trying not to flip out over something unrelated.
MR: we can talk about it in a bit.
UC: .um, okaY
MR: i assume you are at least competent enough to figure out how to hook this up, right?
UC: .well, yeS
UC: ?should I try it out noW
MR: well, you do not have to but i would certainly like if you did now.
UC: .plugging it in noW
UC: .um, it seems to be installing somethinG
UC: ?it's asking to input a çlient's addresS
MR: i have been distracted so give me a moment.
MR: let me just wire everything up here.
UC: .alrighT
MR: sorry about that.
UC: !it's okaY
MR: i will send the address now, make sure you type it in correctly.

[Piconoe]

>Cervus: Interact with the oddly shaped cushy object and get over your clinophobia already you baby.

[Fishman]

Cervus and Salcie: Install.

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UC: !got iT
MR: i hope you are ready for a bit of a learning curve, sal.
MR: i can assure you there will be no 'easy' difficulty.
UC: .that's finE
UC: !I'll do my besT
MR: everything connecting on your end?
MR: i will press enter on your cue.
UC: .yeaH
UC: ?readY

[Xindaris]

>Ready.

[Armok]

Oooh, nice animation there!

[llamamiah]

>Cervus: Be an awesome server.

Also, I love the SCRUB logo! It looks so awesome and unique! ;w; Yay.

[Fishman]

>Cervus: Be an awesome server.

Also, I love the SCRUB logo! It looks so awesome and unique! ;w; Yay.

...it's the sburb logo with a C.

or are you talking about the house-window symbol?

[Fishman]

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[llamamiah]

House-Window. Sorry, should've clarified.

Also.

>Salcie: First, be the Server. Second, Flip out over the mysterious comfy rectangle.

[Xindaris]

Wait wait wait, SCRUB? The one that was in that parody-venture? We aren't going to start prototyping human celebrities at random here, are we??

[Siya]

> Salcie: Play with his toys!

[Fishman]

Wait wait wait, SCRUB? The one that was in that parody-venture? We aren't going to start prototyping human celebrities at random here, are we??

good lord no.

i wasn't aware such a thing even existed until a few weeks ago and the name was already finalized.

[Kobayashi]

>Poke around his room; it's obviously more important that seem what all these buttons and panels do.

[Lookatroopa]

> Drag around random stuff.

[Fishman]

> Drag around random stuff.

expect some of this as the evening goes by.

[Fishman]

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MR: is it finished yet?
MR: i am still waiting on you.
UC: !oH .uM
UC: .woW
UC: ?is that yoU
MR: yes this is me.
MR: you are still typing in the same window are you not?
MR: did you get some kind of error?
UC: ?... what's that big reçtangle thing in your respitebloçK
MR: i do not recall mentioning the shape but even so i am unsure as to its identity or its origin.
MR: when i came upstairs earlier this piece of shit was just here.
MR: and it has my symbol on it and is generally uncomfortable to think about.
UC: .okay, um, I guess that çonfirms that it is indeed you on my sçreen theN
MR: say what now?

[TheFinalWraith]

Salcie: Remove the strange object.

[Mibbs]

try selecting cervus

[Kobayashi]

Cervus: Realize all your hobbies are suddenly on display

[BewareOfNerd]

Pick something up and boop him in the head with it.

[Renegade Electron]

try selecting cervus

Attempt to drag Cervus onto the rectangular object.