Regionbarred: disregard this thread. I'm quit on this one

[Aleisha]

Green one!

[Siya]

Green one!

Seconded!

[PriffyViole]

On your walk back into your incredibly over sized home you did in fact think about what you were going to do and ultimately you got nothing.
You have absolutely no idea what you're supposed to do right now. You figure you'll just contact your friend and see what they have to say one the matter.

I think I fixed it.

[musecalCaprica]

Fucking proof-reading. Alright I fixed it, thanks for pointing that out.

You think I'd go back and check when I put import time instead of important.

Anyway mental note to self, proof-read all updates first.

[PriffyViole]

I just noticed another one in the same passage.

...what they have to say on the matter.

Also, you're welcome.

[musecalCaprica]

>LB: Answer friend



aquaticEngineer [AE] began pestering lowbarBricker [LB]

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AE: Ay.
AE: LB.
AE: Dwo~n't pretend you're at wo~rk right nwo~w.
LB: I'm not doing that at all!
LB: I was at work earlier I JUST got home.
AE: Just gwo~t hwo~me, what a laugh riwo~t.
AE: Since when dwo~ ywo~u actually gwo~ two~ wo~rk?
AE: I certainly remember ywo~u bugging me at my jwo~b befwo~re and I dwo~n't think ywo~u even leave ywo~ur hwo~use. Ywo~u just get ywo~ur rich P* parents two~ give ywo~u mwo~re mwo~ney.
LB: Oclay, I get it! Did you have a point there?
AE: Yes, in fact what I have is incredibly impwo~tant from what I heard. It's abwo~ut the game that EM and TE have been wo~rking on decwo~ding, or had been decwo~ding. RP made it publicly available and frwo~m what I heard frwo~m LW it's a very impwo~rtant game swo~ I went to the liberty of snagging a cwo~py for my salary-impaired friend.
LB: Oh. Thanks......
AE: What?
LB: First you complain and now you're encouraging me to play games while I should be working.
LB: Augh! I just can't believe these are the assholes I chose to be friends with, sometimes I just can't stand you guys.
AE: I sure I am feeling the lwo~ve here.
AE: Anyway, I'll just send ywo~u ywo~ur cwo~py and be on my way.

aquaticEngineer [AE] ceased pestering lowbarBricker [LB]

>LB: Wait for file

You do so without much choice allowing us to freely move the spotlight off of you for a while.

Green one!

>Norbal: Answer green text.



You decide that if they're talking to you it must be something big or philosophical or some important information in general.

lonelyWanderer [LW] began pestering nobleEntreprenuer [NE]

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LW: Hello.
LW: It is about the time you got back.
LW: I understand that shit just happened.
NE: Do you even know how much shit just happened?
LW: So much shit.
LW: What we need to discuss is slightly involved with those events, but there are also some pretty pressing matters.
NE: Really? Well shit, what's up?
LW: You know what EM and TE were working on I'd assume.
NE: Of course.
LW: What they have just finished is a game which holds the key to our very survival. EM should contact you soon to send you a copy but there are some things you'll need to do.
NE: Wait, wait.
NE: ......
NE: We have to clay a game. In order to live. As in not die. A game. As in sit on your ass and do nothing.
NE: Oh that makes perfect fucking sense!
NE: Are you like high or something. Have you been taking something, or NOT been taking something you should be.
LW: I know it sounds completely ridiculous but believe me, it's important. When have I been wrong about this? If you have to do something that you think would have an effect it's not supposed to, who do you ask?
NE: You.
LW: Fucking. Me.
NE: Alright I guess it's makes sense.
NE: Oh and speaking of asking you about things I need to know what to do with my currently dead cat. My cat that that bitch named LB killed.
LW: Calm down already. Now that is just what I was going to tell you about. Don't do anything with her, you will need her for something big. Also LB should be in the process of receiving her copy, when you get yours contact her because you two need to start the chain and she will definitely not try getting in touch with you.
NE: Aaaaaw. Why do I have to talk to her?
LW: Throw whatever petty insults you want at each other just don't whine and no questions, that's how it's supposed to be.
NE: How do you know this shit anyway?
LW: You should find out rather soon but now I must depart, I have important matters to attend and TE should be trying to contact you by now.
NE: Well people have for awhile but I've just been letting them hang out.
LW: ....
LW: Anyway, goodbye.

lonelyWanderer [LW] ceased pestering nobleEntreprenuer [NE]

That certainly has eased the bitter mood you were in, only slightly though. You still grind your teeth at the thought of having to talk to Lizalan again after what happened earlier this morning but you guess you have to eventually. You do find the notion of a game saving lives incredibly silly though and chuckle at the thought, no game you've played has saved any lives.

Alright that's one conversation done, which one of these two will be lucky enough to get your much needed attention next, yellow or brown?

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I actually went through and fixed anything I saw. My eyes ARE kinda burnt out from finishing up that second image though but hopefully I got them all. Not much to say about this, the P* before parents in the first log was obviously intentional though don't worry, it stands for providing.

Also I'm showing my teacher who reads Homestuck this I can only wonder what he's gonna think because this probably doesn't fit how any of my teachers think I'd act or write.

>Norbal: Ignore everyone and pester LB

[Siya]

> NE: Throw a petty insult at LB to express your anger. Ignore any responses. Then, reply to TE.

[musecalCaprica]

Just here to remind you guys I'm still alive and I'm going to take another week off updating to work on some of my unfinished art pieces.

See ya.

Bafbafbaf.

[cryptidWrangler]

>Yellow

[musecalCaprica]

> NE: Throw a petty insult at LB to express your anger. Ignore any responses.

>NE: Ignore everyone and pester LB

Damned if that doesn't sound like the best idea you've ever heard in your life because talking to her is exactly what you want to do right now. It is quite obvious that your thoughts on that could be summed up as fuck no. What else can you do right now?

>NE: Reply to EM.

>Yellow

>NE: Answer yellow friend



Lucky for you those happen to be the same person and you'd gladly answer them.

entombedMistress [EM] began pestering nobleEntreprenuer [NE]

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EM: Yo.
EM: You there, bro?
EM: OH GOD DON'T TELL ME.
EM: You're doing the thing with the bricks again, I can't sand when you do that when I'm trying to talk to you!
EM: Forget it, talk to me when you get a grain of time and some decency.
NE: What?
NE: I was talking to LW not doing.... whatever the hell you're thinking.
EM: Ok then.
EM: *Rolls eyes*
NE: CLHEY MAN WHAT IS THIS?
NE: Where in the hell did you even get that idea?
EM: I talked to LB once and e said that.
NE: That stupid little bitch.
EM: It's seemed like a pretty legit thing you'd do so I thought,
EM: "Hey, what if he really does do that?"
NE: No clay, dude. I don't even... What is there to do with them that's so inappropriate?
NE: Wait.
NE: Why are we even talking about this?
NE: I thought we had something important going on.
NE: You know surviving disaster by sitting on our asses, bro.
EM: Oh yeah. So check this shit out, bro.
EM: TE and I were just hangin'
EM: Ok so I was just hangin' when like a huge ass sand storm this giant frog just comes outta nowhere.
EM: And TE plops down on this frog head and e's all,
EM: "Hey man I just found some funky shit."
NE: Is this going somewhere?
EM: Yo, calm your tits dude I'm getting somewhere with this.
EM: So I hop on this stone frog and e flies it off to the rest of the frog and we go inside.
EM: It was full of these crazy glyphs and all spooky and there was some weird little altar thing in the middle and it took us to an even weirder place.
EM: Long story short we found some crazy ass ancient coding language basically and translated it and sent it to AE so e could figure out what to do with it.
NE: Oclay that's cool but what does this have to do with anything at all.
EM: Everything. Or maybe nothing.
EM: I'll never say. ;P
NE: Yeah, wonderful but uh, bro look if this is so important why are you pulling this irrelevant bullshit?
EM: Because I was going to tell you about the game and how you have to play with LB and all this crazy stuff...
EM: But you already know that because you talked to LW and I already sent the game to you while you may or may not have been doing unspecified indecent actions with your piles of bricks.
EM: So yeah should have it by now so you can install the game and be LB's "server player", I guess you'd call it.
EM: Good luck.

entombedMistress [EM] ceased pestering nobleEntreprenuer [NE]

NE: Oh thanks.
NE: Fuck. This.

Oh how you just can't wait to play this game with you best fucking friend your heart's practically fluttering with joy. The mere thought of playing a game with the biggest buzzkill you've ever met just makes you want to burst from pure excitement. You know you'll have to do this sometime but surely you've got ways of procrastinating and pushing this game off as long as you can.

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At first I didn't know what to draw here but I think what I got is alright. I did as much in depth proofreading as I could because that seems to be, like, the most difficult thing ever, but if anything got through let me know.

Also a little bit on typing, all regions have their own special accents although some people also have their own speech patterns IE: LW speaks somewhat formally occasionally breaking that when talking to certain people while EM speaks very colloquially, referring to everyone as e.

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[PriffyViole]

You have it as "began pestering" twice.

[musecalCaprica]

Weird, I remember changing that.

[musecalCaprica]

[[This thing has been inactive for awhile sooo I'm just....gonna..drop this here. Also I had some of this typed and then Wham have to type it again, it was better before.]]

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You are currently an unknown alien in a dark cave. Today you planned to take your bro along on an amazing cave adventure however, it's been 20 minutes and they have not answered you. This doesn't mean they're not going to come, in fact they're probably about to respond to you after having just picked up a sweet-ass breakfast.Not that you can blame them fo-



Oh looks like that would be them now.

middleclassSpelunker [MS] began pestering nobleEntreprener [NE]

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MS:Hello My candy-colored bro.
MS: I hope you are ready for AN Avalanche of Amazing times in a dark cave Alone together.
MS: Or to Not Answer Me that's cool too.
MS: Soooo. I'm just gonna go then.
NE: Oh woah clayt up! Oh man do I wish I were in caves all morning instead of having the morning I've had.
MS: So you finally Answered. Let Me guess you Want Me to lose All this progress And come get you?
NE: Of course.
MS: Alright Well let Me Mark Where I Am And start going back While you regale Me With you Morning so far. I bet it's A Very engaging story full of Wonderment. Or An Absolute cave in like Most of your stories...
MS: Anyway proceed.
NE: Well if you're going to be like that I guess I should tell you every single detail.
NE: So I woke up and I though 'Gee I wonder what MS is doing right now, I bet he's sleeping like some kind of adorable puppy. Oh he is so fuckin' dreamy I just can't clayt to have sloppy-ass make outs with him.'
NE: Then I got up and got dressed.
NE: Then I--You're not even reading this.
MS: No I mostly just skimmed that. Although I don't see What the problem With your Morning is so far. I Mean Aside from you gettin' All up on Me And shit.
MS: I don't Wanna think About What RP would have to say about that.
NE: It was a joke!
MS: Ok, geez, Why don't you tell Me About your horrible Morning?
NE: 'Bout fucking time, so let me tell you about what that stupid bitch Lizalan did TODAY. First she refused to come in, I know it's the Day of the Clayncient Guardian but you still have to go to your workplace even if you just sleep or whatever.
NE: And then she had the gall to set Marencie on fire.
MS: Oh No.
NE: And then she clayde me look like an idiot in front of everyone.
NE: I can't clayt to clay this game and fuck her shit up.
MS: Because surely that Will solve All the problems. Surely.
MS: Alright I'm Almost out of the cave I can see light now.
MS: I'll be over to get you in A Minute.
NE: Alright....clayt I'm mad you put that up there all serious.
MS: What?
NE: Just all like "Oh we're gonna have Aclayzing times alone together in this dark, dank-ass cave."
MS: Oh, Mister sensitive getting All defensive About My joke Now. Anyway I've just looked At A Map and I'm Assuming your in your room so I just have to figure out the height And I'll be there.
MS: Later Man.
NE: Clayter.

middleclassSpelunker [MS]ceased pestering nobleEntreprener [NE]

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I don't even know.

Oh! Also after this I'm gonna try and get this out of the cradle.

> MS: Emerge

[Siya]

> MS: Emerge

[littlebeasti]

> MS: Emerge

>...through the middle of his floor, of course.

[musecalCaprica]

Hey guys, sorry this is not an update...of the story but a bit of a status update.
I am not done with Rbarred but due to the end of the school year my time to work on updating it was cut short. It will return in a short bit and I will try to update as regularly as I can afterwards.
I would like to formally apologize to all of my readers for seemingly abandoning them, and for my poor maintenance of this adventure.

Thank you for standing by and reading.

[Siya]

No worries! Life happens.

[musecalCaprica]

> MS: Emerge

You will do that but after you stop home and drop all of your finds in your home.



You still have not gotten good at this. You teleport back to your home trapping yet another one of your shoes in something. After laying on your face wallowing in stupidity for a few minutes you hop up, put away your treasures, get a new shoe, and head off to your friends home.

>...through the middle of his floor, of course.



Boom, baby.



You immediately begin to regret all of your actions.

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I updated...
Hey at least it's not Hetalia heheh. Ok..I'll just

[Siya]

> NE: Dream

[musecalCaprica]

I appologize anyone who actually cares but I have decided to scrap this adventure. I can't muster any inspiration to draw panels, and the style of art and writing are all over the place. I am considering rebooting it after major redesigns but with this iteration I really shot myself in the foot at the starting line. I thank those who have helped me and given commands in this and resign this thread to it's death.
Thus closes my second attempt at an adventure.

[Siya]

No worries, MC. I enjoyed it while it lasted.