Bloodswap and Bloodswap Accessories: The Flysaac Clarke Chronicles

[Krakash]

>Start: Bloodswap and Bloodswap Accessories: A Bloodswappingly Good Adventure (Alt Title FluidSwitched)

You are now KARKAT VANTAS. In this universe, you have GASOLINE BLOOD, which caused your timely death. Your parents had it too, which makes you wonder how exactly you were born and grown to 6 sweeps old. You would wonder about it, if you were still alive and had functioning mental capacities.

What do you do?



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ACT 1:1 - IT BEGINS (you are here)
ACT 1:2 - THE PART OF THE ACT WHERE EVERYTHING GOES WRONG AND I REALIZE I AM MAKING THESE TITLES UP AS I GO

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Thanks to thebigman for a part of the title and Tesseract for the idea.

[Iamthebigman]

>Use strong gasoline like smell to ward off flies.

[DJ-P0N3]

>Use strong gasoline like smell to attract flies.

FTFY

[Fuade]

>Decompose. Explosively

[Krakash]

>Use strong gasoline like smell to ward off flies.



>Use strong gasoline like smell to attract flies.



>Decompose. Explosively

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yes first stage of decomposing is bloating because i looked it up on the wikipeds

also you could say his stomach blew up and increased his belly size somehow

[poshiyoshi]

>Be TEREZI PYROPE

>Bloodswapping;be horrible disease trolls contract that swaps their blood with the nearest fluid

[Leylite]

Eridan: Enjoy a nice drink of BLOOD SODA.

[DevilEd]

Everyone:be affected.

[Fuade]

>Spider; eat flies

[Iamthebigman]

>Cat Car: die because your fuel tank was just filled with blood.

[Krakash]

>Be TEREZI PYROPE



You are now TEREZI PYROPE. In this universe, you have GASOLINE BLOOD, which caused your timely death. Your parents had it too, which makes you wonder how exactly you were born and grown to 6 sweeps old. You would wonder about it, if you were still alive and had functioning mental capacities.

>Bloodswapping;be horrible disease trolls contract that swaps their blood with the nearest fluid



>Eridan: Enjoy a nice drink of BLOOD SODA.



You are now ERIDAN AMPORA. In this universe, you have GASOLINE BLOOD, which caused your timely death. Your parents had it too, which makes you wonder how exactly you were born and grown to 6 sweeps old. You would wonder about it, if you were still alive and had functioning mental capacities.

You suffocated in a curled up position, because you are lonely and will never find a friend, which is 100% real now that you are dead, unless you go to Heaven and make some friends there, but you will and have went to Hell instead, due to some backstabbingly scummy actions you did in another universe, where your blood is not gasoline and is something that you can actually live with.

You fail to drink some BLOOD SODA because you are a dead corpse. Obviously.

Everyone:be affected.



>Spider; eat flies



The SPIDER approaches Timtom the Alternian Fly.

>Cat Car: die because your fuel tank was just filled with blood.



You are now CATCAR MCHONKMEOW. In this universe, which may or may not exist in this forum adventure and by which I mentioned I may have just raised the Meta Level over it's safe amount and doomed us all and okay this sentence is getting way too long let's stop it here, you have BLOOD BLOOD, which caused your timely death. Your parents had it too, which makes you wonder how exactly you were born and grown to 27 catcar stellar cycles. You would wonder about it, if you were still alive and had functioning mental capacities.

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Last update of the night folks, but continue suggestions. I will hopefully run this joke so far into the ground it will go through Hell, skewer Eridan and fly all the way up to Heaven.

[Almost Human]

KarKorpse -> Be Animal Ridden.
....
Maybe a squirrel with a tiny saddle.

[Fuade]

>Aradia Zombie: Have an astounding lack of fucks to give about your current blood

[Gimeurcookie]

> Be the one without GASOLINE BLOOD.

[FIDUSPAWN]

>Be someone that can do something that isn't that.

[Chwoka]

Swap spit.

[Tesseract]

Doc Scratch: Enact entire session with dead trolls' stuffed corpses

[Kazerad]

Seek the milkb100d.

[Sega]

I kind of love this. Though I'm a bit disappointed Eridan wasn't a mudblood.

Carry on.

> Be the low dwelling seablood

[Gordon]

>be a lusus

[Loather of Irk]

>Be someone that can do something that isn't that.

Someone with fire in their blood!

[youdont12know]

I kind of love this. Though I'm a bit disappointed Eridan wasn't a mudblood.

Carry on.

> Be the low dwelling seablood

[Jacquerel]

tiny crab: rise up

[Shadow Phoenix]

>Nepeta : have blood switched with acid

[Krakash]

>KarKorpse: Be Animal Ridden.



Let's see, if we can just lift up this corpse here and...oh yes! there he is.

You are now NUTS MCSUCKER. In this universe, you were crushed by this fatass dead grey thing, which caused your timely death. That poorly drawn red thing next to you is your SADDLE, which you used in an attempt to ride the fatass. While lifting him up to get him outside to saddle him up, he crushed you under his thick, flabby fat rolls. You would recount this info, if you were still alive and had functioning mental capacities and not a tiny squirrel brain.

>Aradia Zombie: Have an astounding lack of fucks to give about your current blood



You are now ARADIA MEGIDO. In this universe, you had GASOLINE BLOOD, which caused your timely death. Your parents had it too, which makes you wonder how exactly you were born and grown to 6 sweeps old. You are currently wondering about it, because through some plothole you managed to come back to life suddenly, almost as if someone had suggested it.

You are currently the last TROLL alive. Well, you would be, if you were actually alive and not a rotting corpse with mental and physical capacities.

>Be a lusus



You are now ARADIA'S LUSUS. In this universe, you have GASOLINE BLOOD, which caused your timely death. Your parents had it too, which makes you wonder how exactly you were born and grown to whatever the fuck age you are. You would wonder about it, if you were still alive and had functioning mental capacities.

You think that the author was quite lazy with this image, since all he did was resize it up to the panel size. Maybe this is raising the Meta Level again? I don't know. Fuck wait are we still the lusus? Oh well.

>Be someone that can do something that isn't that, like someone with fire in their blood!



ARADIA MEGIDO EXPLODES due to the suggestion of fire. And we all know gasoline and fire mixes great when you need to kill someone. Or rekill, in this case.



>Be the low dwelling seablood



You are now FEFERI PEIXES. In this universe, you have GASOLINE BLOOD, which caused your timely death. Your parents had it too, which makes you wonder how exactly you were born and grown to 6 sweeps old. You would wonder about it, if you were still alive and had functioning mental capacities.

You died low in the water, so you guess you were a low-dweller somehow earlier in your short, painful life? Also, your GASOLINE BLOOD has mixed with the water, sort of making you a waterblood?

I wonder why no one has pointed out yet that TROLLS do not have PARENTS, making the statement sort of obsolete. But you know what I meant by it, right?

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Sorry I couldn't answer everyone's suggestions, but I may get round to it again.

I had lots of different ideas for this update. Should I let you guys be Timtom the Alternian Fly?

Also Eridan's gasoline blood has sorta mixed with the sand now, so I guess he's a mudblood?