Bloodswap and Bloodswap Accessories: The Flysaac Clarke Chronicles

[Gimeurcookie]

> Yes lets be Timtom the Alternian fly. He seems to be the only one who isn't dead.

[TheFinalWraith]

Be her Imperious Condescension, who thanks to possessing the power of Life, is able to survive having gasoline for blood.

[Leylite]

Vriska: Keel over due to GASOLINE BLOOD while working on that CATENATIVE DOOMSDAY DICE CASCADER.

[Loather of Irk]

Be her Imperious Condescension, who thanks to possessing the power of Life, is able to survive having gasoline for blood

for up to twelve seconds.

[OrangeAipom]

> Universe: Have parents of trolls inside you.

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[Varkarrus]

Karkat: Actually be on your quest bed. Rise up in GOD-TIER FORM

then promptly die due to gasoline blood.

[Menen]

Karkat: Actually be on your quest bed. Rise up in GOD-TIER FORM

then promptly die due to gasoline blood.

Become the Knight of Gasoline

[Ixcalibur]

Gasoline Blood: Be Vriska's fault.

[Krakash]

I am working on an update, just have lots of other work to do. As funny as it would be, this is not my top priority.

[OrangeAipom]

I am working on an update, just have lots of other work to do. As funny as it would be, this is not my top priority.

It's been over a week. Just post so I can tell that you haven't forgotten about it.

[Krakash]

>Yes lets be Timtom the Alternian fly. He seems to be the only one who isn't dead.



You are now TIMTOM THE ALTERNIAN FLY. Due to the local population being corpses, your species has thrived and survived in this world, with all the food to eat and all the gasoline to drink. But unfortunately, the ALTERNIAN SPIDERS have been terrorizing your race and consuming them, despite the amazing amount of food just lying around.

You are going to get yourself some FRESH LONELY LEG MEAT, because you have heard it is the most delicious corpse part out there. But it comes with a side-effect of being alone forever. Which is something you can take. Alternian Flies aren't that social.

>Head to the corpse!



That is an excellent idea. I am sure the voices in your head don't want to hear about your society, they just want the plot to progr-

Oh. Well. There goes Timtom.

TIMTOM THE ALTERNIAN FLY
2011-2011
NEVER FORGET

Never forget, indeed. ;_;

>Karkat: Actually be on your quest bed. Rise up in GOD-TIER FORM.



The QUEST SADDLE reveals it's true purpose: to be lay on by the KNIGHT OF GASOLINE's overly plump, rotten corpse. With that purpose achieved, it moves onto it's second task: to revive the KNIGHT and restore some life to this barren land. (yes flies and spiders do not count as life kids!)



The corpse rises up and begins revival. As it does this, a foreign power slips into the universe, called by the death of a beloved insect friend.



Revival sure takes a lot of time!



The KNIGHT OF GASOLINE takes his place in the Land of Death and Vermin.

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CG: HEY, FUCKASS.
CG: THANKS FOR BRINGING ME BACK TO THIS SHITSACK.
CG: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE IN HEAVEN?
CG: NEITHER DO I. I WENT TO HELL.
CG: ACK, SOMETHING CAUGHT IN MY THR-

>Then promptly die due to gasoline blood.



Oh. Well. Guess there was no way around this, huh?



The Knight of Gasoline suffocates, due to still not being able to live with gasoline as their blood. They spew a little blood around the place, as a nice goodbye.Good thing there is no one left to have to clean that up, huh?



But, as it was not a heroic (choking on your own vital fluids isn't very heroic, is it) or just death, the Knight is called to do some more time in this world, which will almost certainly have the same result as the last resurrection.

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Well, there's an update.

I sorta know where I am going with this? I dunno. You can suggest stuff for other characters as well, if you want.

Also Timtom may not be out for the count yet.

[kaoticAntagonist]

>Use gasoline powers to pull all your blood from your orifices.

or: Randomly die from unrelated gasoline causes.

Also isn't troll heaven troll hell, due to all the angels and shit?

[Fuade]

>Use brief spasms of life to fly to space. Find a planet who would be willing to purchase these gas corpses. Get enough money to buy a robot heart.

[OrangeAipom]

I updated the mirror.

[Krakash]

>Use gasoline powers to pull all your blood from your orifices.



Using your newly found powers, you try to make yourself explode. What a GREAT idea. It's almost like you somehow became smarter from dying and being in the painful process of being pulled from the deathly throes of hell!



You successfully explode, releasing your inner gaseous juices. You only blow up the exposed parts of yourself, you wouldn't want to ruin this outfit!





You suddenly remember that trolls have a heap of blood. And the fact that God Tier regeneration gives you back your blood before healing any exploded parts, which is not helping the situation at hand.

God Tier regeneration sure is weird!

>Be a certain insect-related character



You are now TIMTOM THE ALTERNIAN FLY. You have survived an ALTERNIAN SPIDER attack. But where are you, anyway?



As your vision (ALTERNIAN FLIES have vision similar to humans, despite not actually possessing eyes) unblurs, you seem to be in a cave. With lots of spider webs, probably due to the species of your captors.

But it is pretty unnerving. Are webs like shit? It doesn't seem very nice to leave your shit/webs everywhere.

You seem to see one exit. You could just go out the door right now, but you may be missing some GOODIES! But probably not. Who leaves valuables in a room with their hostage?

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Thanks for that mirror update.

Also this would have been up sooner, if not for my image host messing up. But they are reliable 99% of the time, so I think I will stick with them.

[Loather of Irk]

Grab that torch, it will be useful for clearing away deadly GASOLINE FUMES

[Krakash]

>Grab that torch, it will be useful for clearing away deadly GASOLINE FUMES



You rip the TORCH out of it's non-existent socket on the wall. You wonder how it was staying up there unsupporte-oh wait that just sounds horrible. Why does everything have to be innuendo!

This will be useful for clearing away GASOLINE FUMES, if by clear you mean EXPLODE. Nothing could possibly go wrong here!

>Exit already



You exit, leaving the seemingly empty room behind. It's not like anything valuable was actually in there, anyway!



You fly through the ominous dark void, and find yourself...oh no. Not...

THE LABYRINTH

No, it can't be! THE LABYRINTH is just an old fly's tale. The legends say it is where the essence of all things past and present mesh together into a melting pot of terrain. The legends also say you can never escape, and you will get lost in it's twisting caverns and die a horrible death.

Let's try to be positive though. Maybe we should try exploring?



Huh. Looks like you are in a less complicated part of it. There appears to be three different ways of getting out of this room: A house on it's side, a dark hole or a manhole. The Legends also said that THE LABYRINTH is always changing, and that no entrance or exit will ever lead to the same room any time soon.

So which will you choose?

[EnigmaticD]

>None. You have been alive for a month, the average lifespan of Alternian flies, and you are steadily growing weaker.

[Kaynato]

> Settle down. The place doesn't look too hostile.

[Loather of Irk]

Take your torch down that manhole

[Lieutenant Fish]

> the House go with THE HOUSE go in it

[Mibbs]

take the manhole into the house

[Oven]

>House: be full of gasoline.

[Krakash]

>Take the manhole into the house



You successfully rip the manhole off of the ground and...oh no.



The newly appeared black hole sucks in it's surroundings, leaving just itself.



The debris is rearranged and launched out into the cold depths of space.



You quickly regain your stance and stare at the mismatched debris floating through the void. This is weird. Even the sky parts are bits floating about. It's almost like that last room was just an illusion.

Oh well. You seem to be choking. Huh, that's not good. Also the torch on your back shouldn't be lit due to a lack of oxygen but who cares about the laws of the universe anyway?

So then. You are minutes away from suffocation and you can't move through space very easily, due to you being just a measly fly who also seems to be able to pick up a manhole cover but that's another law and we here at Bloodswap and Bloodswap Accessories constantly break laws. Deal with it.

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Get rescued by an improbable spaceship.