Bloodswap and Bloodswap Accessories: The Flysaac Clarke Chronicles

[Solaris]

>Get rescued by an improbable spaceship.

>Spaceship: Be full of Will Smiths.

[Godbot]

> Snuff out the match to get some of that sweet, sweet oxygen it's apparently burning

[Dalmationer]

>gasoline blood: be Cave Johnson's fault.

[Davis]

>gasoline blood: be Cave Johnson's fault.

Yeah, pretty much this.

[EnigmaticD]

>gasoline blood: be Cave Johnson's fault.

Yeah, pretty much this.

Thirding.

[Loather of Irk]

Die and drift through space forever more

[Cerelan]

>gasoline blood: be Cave Johnson's fault.

Yeah, pretty much this.

Thirding.

>Throw lemons at everything, watch explosions.

[unimaginativeNamer]

Using one of the laws of physics, throw the manhole cover away from you, causing you to move with equal force in the opposite direction. Maybe if you are lucky, you are now moving toward something helpful. It's more likely that you are just drifting further into empty space, but at least you are moving, right?

[Krakash]

>Get rescued by an improbable spaceship.



Or you could just go into this huge spaceship next to you. That would work too. You effortlessly drift towards it's airlock, due to the force of the black hole pushing you out. Did I mention this? Oh well.



You go inside the abandoned space vehicle. Even though it looks like it has been out of service for a long time, everything still seems functional. You doubt you could say that about the crew, though.

A small neon sign tells you that the ship's biodome is up ahead, most likely reachable by using the offscreen elevator directly in front of you. The other destination listed on the sign is apparently called the Will Smith Disposal Room? These guys must have had a Will Smith infestation. Happens to the best of us. You had to deal with a bunch of the pests a few years ago, after they took...it is too painful to talk about. You don't want to go in there, but maybe the voices that recently started to accompany you might want to?

So what will it be? Continue to repress your memories and go the productive way, or face your fears and most likely waste time?

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Urk sorry for the small update, I will get something bigger out at the weekend, don't worry.

[Mibbs]

Go to the Will Smith Biodome

[Loather of Irk]

Discover that the crew all died not from the Will Smith infestation, but from having gasoline blood.

[Dalmationer]

>Discover that the whole crew were infected by a mysterious will smith and.... BECAME WILL SMITHS.

[The One Guy]

> Gasoline Blood: Be a Will Smith disposing method gone haywire.

[Holiday]

>go to Will Smith disposal room

>become a Will Smith

[Bohandas]

>Alternia: Become overrun with combination Automobile/Vampires

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[Lieutenant Fish]

>Will Smith

[Sprak]

>Be Will Smith

[Dalmationer]

>Will smith: Be everyone.

[Bohandas]

Will Smiths: Be growing from vines in the biodome

[Kaynato]

Fly: Find your father in the biodome, only to realize that he, too, is a Will Smith.

[Krakash]

>Go to Will Smith disposal room



Oh....o..kay....you gu...ess you could do that...not like these...things killed you...r whole family, is it? Haha...haha...ha.



Huh. Looks like they have some sort of "fading door" opening effect. Looks neat. Better get inside then?



Into whatever the hell this room is, anyway.



Oh. Weird. Just seems like a huge storage room, with another door at the back. When you think about it, you may still be technically in THE LABYRINTH so there might be some trickery involved here. The place seems pretty empty too, but that's what you expected. Will Smiths can't live forever, can they?

>Will Smith



You continue to wander further into the Disposal Room. You hear some shuffling. Is it something dangerou-OH SHIT GET IT AWAY.



You have appeared to have found a BABY WILL SMITH. It seems very energetic and friendly, but you are still fucking terrified of them. This most likely means that there are more of them surviving and thriving down here, and you only have a torch for protection.

How joyful. Unless you get a better weapon than this torch, you think the older Will Smiths will go all Fresh Prince on your ass. You could almost say that this Pursuit would almost certainly not result in Happiness, and the adventure will not go on without a Hitch. You should really stop with all these lame Will Smith movie puns. Heck, you shouldn't even know them! They technically don't exist in your timeline, but the opportunity was too good to be missed.

So what will it be? Take this little guy with you to the Biodome (yes I can make decisions on my own head voices) or leave him here? If you take him with you, you will simply have to give him a name, because you don't want to leave him with such a bland name, do you?

[Kaynato]

MILL SWITH.

[BenBen]

Take him with you to the biodome.

Call him Lil' Smith.

[Tesseract]

Kill it with torch

[Lieutenant Fish]

>Name: Smith Willson