Trol Seasson: kickstarter??????????????????????

[rogue of void]

>Super Fucking Bullshit Robot: Realize that you just lost The Game. Kill yourself in depression over it.

[Dalmationer]

SUDDENLY BABY TAKES RUDOLPH HITLER!!!!!!! somehow.



he puts him in a cupboard where he will remain for the rest of the episode....
BUT THERE IS SOMEONE ALREADY IN THERE????



WHO CAN THIS BE???

>Super Fucking Bullshit Robot: Realize that you just lost The Game. Kill yourself in depression over it.

actually you won the game because rudolph was disqualified.

you gain:

+200000000000exp
+2 karma
-2 weediness
+2 asskickery

ONE NEW BEIGUE SPECIAL MOVE!!!

what will you (the players) do? AND WHO WILL YOU COMMAND AND STUFF????

[autoglassmasterclass]

examine new customer

[Dalmationer]

examine new customer

the newcomer explains that he is satan and was recently locked in this cupboard by a bearded nastie just like that guy in the scooby doo movie who was locked in a cupboard by scrappy doo who turned out to be the bad guy.



YOU ARE SHOCKED THAT HE REVEALED THE END OF SCOOBY DOO! SPOILERS!





satan and his bro sis are playing ping pong

[autoglassmasterclass]

PADDLETECH LV. ANIME -> SUPER ULTRA GREAT DELICIOUS ALL-OUT MOUNTAIN STORM

[Dalmationer]

CHECKMATE.



good game says the devil. he hugs you.

[autoglassmasterclass]

satan: be totally chill and let everyone out of hell

[Dalmationer]

no

[autoglassmasterclass]

sfbr: check skill point distribution chart

[Mibbs]

Satan :BBATTLE ROYALE

[Dalmationer]

Satan :BBATTLE ROYALE

satan is unsure who you want him to batle royale with!! (maybe you should get him to meet his opponent.)

sfbr: check skill point distribution chart

you go into sfbr's stat screen

and then into the skill tree tab.

[autoglassmasterclass]

scroll down

[Dalmationer]

scroll down

[OrangeAipom]

Satan Black: Become a wonan so you and Lesmond (girl Desmond) can be in lesbians together.

[autoglassmasterclass]

put 1 slot career tactic into cleansing glow, then use it to upgrade your graffiti painting to communism levels, purchase 10 obsolete pyramid techs, give to labor union, make them work until they suffragium, put 27 beigue into Pow Holler Defender[Lv 50] and yell at union about its failure to conform to socialist values. pour the rest of your points into black magic calculus

[Dalmationer]

Satan Black: Become a wonan so you and Lesmond (girl Desmond) can be in lesbians together.

satan is homosexual.

put 1 slot career tactic into cleansing glow, then use it to upgrade your graffiti painting to communism levels, purchase 10 obsolete pyramid techs, give to labor union, make them work until they suffragium, put 27 beigue into Pow Holler Defender[Lv 50] and yell at union about its failure to conform to socialist values. pour the rest of your points into black magic calculus

you are satan, so you cannot do this.


the other satan is irked by your presence

[autoglassmasterclass]

batle

[OrangeAipom]

Lesmond: Become a man so you and Satan Black can be bulgarians together.

((Bulgarian is the spear counterpart of Lesbian.))

[Mibbs]

NOW SATAN, BATLE ROYALE THE WONAN

[Dalmationer]

It turned out that SATAN wasn't really satan at all, but ELF, one of the members of the shadowy gang known as the SALYER!!

he uses his VACUUM CLEANER to damage the quality of the image, dealing SERIOUS DAMAGE to everyone.

batle

THE BATEL FOR HELL BEGINS

[OrangeAipom]

oh my god new troll awesome

[autoglassmasterclass]

fite ====+>>>>>>

[Dalmationer]

[autoglassmasterclass]

[piester]

Coulton: Get into a batel of your own with Doc Song, nobody mocks your omnipotence, especially not lower forms of existence!