The Adventure of Games [Isn't there far too many EYEBEAMS?]

[Cheshire Fox]

Hello, do come closer, you need not fear for your life before we have even begun, no that will come later.



Greetings and Welcome to the Games of the [WHITE ROOM]

Me? I am a TROLL and I shall be your GAME MASTER.

Now, what shall we play...?

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BIG DISCLAIMER
This is an experiment also it shall work thusly.
Anyone who posts, their avatar will be used with artistic alteration in this adventure as a character.
Anyone can suggest for any character, but the suggestions will at times be placed on a character that the suggestion was not meant for.
So suggest as normal for an adventure!
EXAMPLE
Suggestion: Cheshire Fox: Quack like a duck
Action: othercharacter: Quack like a duck
This is an adventure of games not a Game.

In the end, the MASTER OF GAMES CONTROLS EVERYTHING

[Reecer6]

Reecer6: Build a modest log cabin

[Gimeurcookie]

> Dungeons and dragons!

[Reecer6]

Gimeurcookie: Bake a batch of cookies to eat

[Chwoka]

Chwoka: Be JIMMY JAMES of JIMMY JAMES INCORPORATED.

[Cheshire Fox]

> Reecer: Build a modest Log Cabin
It is the most modest of all. Perfect for various things, like stalking.

>Gimeur: Be JIMMY JAMES of JIMMY JAMES INCORPORATED.
You fail miserably due to being a four legged freak.

>Chwoka: Bake a batch of cookies to eat
You did, several hours ago, then you appeared here, just as you were taking them out, how vexing!

> Dungeons and dragons!


OH I have an IDEA! DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS! let us play DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

I'll be the Dungeon Master of course!
But the question is, what kind of dragons, and what kind of dungeons?

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See disclaimer, also anyone can post suggestions

[Reecer6]

Reecer6: Expand house to make room for a bed which you also make
Chwoka: Replace eyeglasses with sunglasses
Game Master: Put your chair up against a desk to look more official

[Squiggles]

>Four legged dude, be loving life partner to Frilly Apron dude. :3

[Chwoka]

The dragons are flatulent.

[Cheshire Fox]

>Four legged dude, be loving life partner to Frilly Apron dude. :3


When has this ever not been the case.

> Chwoka: Replace eyeglasses with sunglasses


What eyeglasses?, those are his EYES, if he takes those out then void will get out!

> Game Master: Put your chair up against a desk to look more official



Incidentally, the dragons are flatulent.


FATALLY FLATULENT!

>Reecer: Expand house to make room for a bed which you also make


Done, you are also now playing Dungeons and Dragons, you are in a Dungeon, not a Dragon.

You appear to be trapped in a cell...

The other side of which is guarded by...



A sinister succubus!

[Squiggles]

Succubus: Summon a bunny dragon!

[Whimbrel]

Succubus: Start shipping

[Reecer6]

Reecer6: Construct door into house
Chwoka: Initiate tea party
Succubus: Examine source of flight
Gimeurcookie: Poke the succubus with one of your legs

[Chwoka]

Chwoka: Initiate tea party

[Cheshire Fox]

>Succubus: Start shipping

She ships goods everywhere! Her signs are known throughout the seas!
~ :3

>Reecer: Construct door into house
>Chwoka: Initiate tea party


There is now a door in the house, how useful.

Chwoka has long been a supporter of the plight of teas, namely; drinking them.

>Succubus: Summon a bunny dragon!
>Gimeur: Poke the succubus with one of your legs

Oh my evilness! there appears to be some THING trying to poke you or get through the door!

The Succubus is having none of that and summons a DREADED BUNNY DRAGON!
WHIMBREL THE BLACK WIND!

[Chwoka]

Chwoka: Ditch this buttoned-down life and buttoned-down apron and go make out with the succubus.

Reecer6: Burn down your house, the only thing you ever loved.

[Reecer6]

Reecer6: Install Fourth Wall into house
Whimbrel: Hoard treasure, including Squiggle's pitchfork
Chwoka: Set table and invite guests

[Chwoka]

Reecer6: Kill your self go to hell
Chwoka: Flip table and fly out of the roof vomiting on everybody who is or will be in this game.
Squiggle's Pitchfork: Actually be her tail.

[Squiggles]

>Succubus: Exchange pitchfork with a magical girl transformation wand
>BunnyDragon: Do something extra cute~! :3
>Gimeur & Chwoka: adopt Reecer to be your kid.

[Jacquerel]

Shout at everyone incoherently

[Chwoka]

Gimeurcookie: Demand a divorce.
Chwoka: Accept.
Gimeurcookie: Take the kid in exchange for everything else.

[Gimeurcookie]

Reecer6: Fire some lasers at the bunny.

Gimeurcookie: Take the kid in exchange for everything else.

Everything: be the tea cups, plate and cookies.

[Cheshire Fox]

> Master of Games: Set table and Invite Guests



I am a unparalleled host, having fur and being a bit like a teddy bear helps.

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It appears that the bunny dragon has gone into the cell!

>Bunny: Burn down your house, the only thing you ever loved.
(Dragons believe all that exists is theirs)

...Hmmm

Fatally Flatulent...

Fatally...

...

FATAL



> Chwoka: Flip table and fly out of the roof vomiting on everybody who is or will be in this game.
> Chwoka: Ditch this buttoned-down life and buttoned-down apron and go make out with the succubus.



Chwoka is too busy being on fire to do those things!

>Reecer: Install Fourth Wall into house



The only way to escape deadly pomffires. The Master of Games looks none too pleased about the fire though.

>Whimbrel: Hoard treasure, including Squiggle's pitchfork
>Squiggle's Pitchfork: Actually be her tail.
>BunnyDragon: Do something extra cute~! :3


Remember kids, never summon a dragon, they will set fire to everything, hoard everything... and cut off your tail.

>Succubus: Exchange pitchfork with a magical girl transformation wand

Sinister Succubus now has the DOKIDOKI wand!
(where did that heart come from?)

>Succubus: Fire some lasers at the bunny.

JIGOKU MAHOU SHOJO...


Duedly EYE BEAMS!!!!!

>Chwoka: Kill your self go to hell

You have failed to kill youreself, died yes, but you don't seem to be going anywhere and there appears to be a thing, a round white thing...

> Jacquatzel: Shout at everyone incoherently



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>Gimeur & Chwoka: adopt Reecer to be your kid.


Was there ever a time that Reecer wasn't their kid?

>Gimeur: Demand a divorce.
>Chwoka: Accept.
>Gimeur: Take the kid in exchange for everything else.


All bonds are said to break upon death, so Gimeur gets everything, the child aswell.
CHWOKA HAS BECOME THE FIRST JACCERWOCKY!

>Everything: be the tea cups, plate and cookies.

There was even one of those frilly pink aprons...


Did I meantion the only way to win this particular game is to escape the dungeon?
Or in the case of guardians to kill those trying to escape?

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Reecer isn't a winner, 0 points for cheating, you'll be back in the next game, OR you can be good and go back in...

[~ATH]

> Someone: explode.

[Gimeurcookie]

Gimeurcooke: Offer cookies as peace offerings and walk through that door.

Jacquatzel: Chomp on something.

Reecer: Take whatever drinks there may be, throw it in to the fire and then jump back in.