Horrible Terrible People

[PavlovianCat]

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Welp, here's my second adventure, hopefully this one end better than the last one. Not sure how often I'm going to update this, but I'll try to keep it from going cold.

The Downward Spiral. Located in the seediest part of town in an empty alleyway that even the hobos avoid, it sits as a literal hole in the wall, it's door half sunken into the ground. You've passed it plenty of times, going from one place to another, but you've never really learned anything about it. You've never heard anyone talk about it, never been invited near it, or seen anyone come out of it. From all you can tell, it simply stands as a monument to urban decay and misused potential.



You must go in it.

Your pride as a sketchy bar-hopper demands it; the illiterately scrawled cautionary only makes it more enticing. Unfortunately you have a bad habit of getting into no small amount of trouble doing things like this, so you've made a habit of not actually giving out your real name when you do, instead using any of a list of aliases.



The only question is which alias to use...

[bluemage]

Barnaby Holmes.

[Whimbrel]

Brett.

[Radicool]

Colton Smith

[Chwoka]

Captains Courageous.

[The One Guy]

> George Smithton

[Loather of Irk]

Jay Suksman

[Chwoka]

George Clinton.

[PavlovianCat]

> Barnaby Holmes



Oh yeah, Barnaby's a pretty good one. Hell you haven't used that one since the time you crashed that college party in Denver and that one really pissy chick shoved a beer bottle right up your-





Oh second thought, that one's probably bad luck.

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Hey wait a minute...





Heh. Jay Suksman it is then. You'll say it's Polish or something.

That just leaves doing what you do best:





Poppin' some pills.





And hittin' the clubs.





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...Huh. You expected this place to be kind of "underground", but you didn't expect it to take that so literally.

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PS: Don't do drugs kids. (They're much too expensive given the current economy)

[Whimbrel]

Welp, no way you're turning back before you even get to the door. Walk down those stairs, chum!

[Foxie]

>Jay: Reconsider entering, then RUN DOWN THE STAIRS.

NO, RUN FASTER.

[seafiish]

recall warnings about stairs, bro

[PumpkinAppearifier]

*Insert SBaHJ Comic #1*

[PsychoKitty]

>Trip on a rock and fall downstairs and surrive magically

[The One Guy]

> [S] Descend.

[Ixalite]

descend unobtrusively (you were warned about both stairs and stares)

[bluemage]

Jay: Don't wait to be a useless shit all day and play all these games.

[PavlovianCat]

You take a moment to reconsider if you really want to go through with this...





HELL FUCKING YEAH you do. You mean shit, you came all the way out to the ass end of town to find this place, no way you're turning back before you even get to the door.

Well, the second door. You know what you mean.

Hell you'd fucking run down the stairs if you didn't think you'd trip on a rock and fall or some stupid shit like that. Plus you'd look like some kind of overtly energetic twat. You're pretty sure that's like a cardinal sin of bar-hopping 'er somethin'.





It's a pretty long way down too.





A really long way down.





You managed to get there in one piece though, didn't even fall to your death 'er nothing.





Welp, now or never...



























Woah.





Those things kick in fast.

[siguard]

Jay> ask the cat where he got that rockin hat, and then hit on the watery chick.

[PumpkinAppearifier]

Jay> GO converse with the Skeleton Smacking the Pinata.

[The One Guy]

> Inquire as to where the bartender is.

[Foxie]

>take the seat next to Pope Cat, question him about the place.

the cat is my favorite character forever, and not even the most well developed and appeasing characters you present will change my mind.

[UnsubRedun]

Give Pinata Skeleton a high five, and then hit on the Ghost.

[PumpkinAppearifier]

>take the seat next to Pope Cat, question him about the place.

the cat is my favorite character forever, and not even the most well developed and appeasing characters you present will change my mind.

???

[Fearkan]

>take the seat next to Pope Cat, question him about the place.

This