"So hey, what do you think they put in these boxes?"
"Maaaaan, I don't care. All I care about is I get paid by the crapton for guarding these boxes."
"Guarding is serious business! What if someone attacks and we are killed? WHAT THEN?!"
"Oh come on. Barely anyone knows about this warehouse. We are literally completely safe from everything ever."
"Oh yeah, what about the GHOST WIZARD?!"
"Oh wow you actually believe that? I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you."
"The Ghost Wizard is real! I've seen it with my own three eyes!"
"I heard, that if the Ghost Wizard catches you, he turns you into a frog, but worse! Like, a frog with Alzheimer's or something!"
"Uh huh. I heard you're a completely gullible idiot stupid face who totally believes everything he hears."
"I mean, come on, Wizard Ghosts? Seriously? That's really the best monster story going round of late?"
"You may joke around, but the Wizard Ghost is a master of stealth and subterfuge. He could even be watching us this very moment, but we will never, ever kn-"
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Thread: Varalica
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09-12-2011, 01:45 PM #1
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Varalica
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09-12-2011, 02:52 PM #2What's a God to a Non-Believer Moderator
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>Ghost Wizard: You're a ghost right? Just turn invisible before they see you.
If not throw things at them.
Or be all classy an introduce yourself.
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09-12-2011, 02:54 PM #3So enthusiastic
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>Act like you meant to do that.
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09-12-2011, 04:55 PM #4
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Re: Varalica
((I can't actually see the pictures for some reason right now, so here's a shot in the dark
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Wizard Ghost: Stay classy; make with the introductions.
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09-12-2011, 06:25 PM #5Hoogo
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Re: Varalica
Ghost wizard: Try to turn these two into frogs (with or without Alzheimer's). Instead, succeed in making the room very slightly cooler.
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09-12-2011, 09:42 PM #6
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>Ghost Wizard: You... You swear to drunk you're not god right now! Fer srs. Just a little tipsy. And a bit topsy. Ask these gentlemen where the nearest bar is. Actually have no intention of turning them into frogs or stealing anything from this warehouse.
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09-13-2011, 03:55 PM #7
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Re: Varalica
"Is...Is it...dead?"
Stay classy.
"You know it's rude to speak of someone in the third person when the third person is present."
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09-13-2011, 04:27 PM #8Hoogo
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Wizard: Distract them slightly. then walk out the door.
Guards: Stare at his leaving form, confused. Look back at the boxes.
Boxes: Be disappear'd
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09-13-2011, 04:37 PM #9
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Wizard: Take what you came here for. Leave before they realize it's gone.
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09-13-2011, 04:48 PM #10Goodbye You Fuckers
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>Demonstrate to these guys that you are the good guy and the douches ordering them to guard these boxes are the real villains.
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09-13-2011, 04:50 PM #11The illist
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> Turn him into TWO FROGS! Mwahaha!
[21:38] <MalkyTop> I'm not good at writing bad. | [13:12] <Shellghost> I can't tell if I'm crying or if my eyes came.
She made it very clear, just by opening her mouth to speak, that she was not a mere damsel, that she was a woman. And that she was a person above all.
She was what you would draw if someone asked you to draw a lady, but her bony cold hands were an old man's. Fists that were used to clenching.
I went home immediately after talking to her, and fell asleep soon after, concluding that if we were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.
He puffed once, twice, from his cigar, and fluttered its ashes over the balcony railing. Still singeing, they danced around against the nightly cityscape.
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09-18-2011, 11:59 AM #12
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Originally Posted by Whimbrel
?: So hey, you don't mind if I check these boxes out do you? It's just the last time I checked something without permission I was almost beheaded for the thievery of royal treasures. To my defense they never really labeled them very well, funny story behind tha-
Robot: Stop right there, Ghost Wizard!
Green guy: Duuuude, no he's gonna kill yooou!
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09-18-2011, 12:17 PM #13Here we go!
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4th player > burst into the scene in the most bad-ass way possible
Help my dragon in the spoiler! --V
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09-18-2011, 12:35 PM #14
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THAT IS INCREDIBLY RUDE!
Give that robot a stern talking to, Ghost Wizard!
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09-18-2011, 12:43 PM #15
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>Skip the civilized talk
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09-18-2011, 01:26 PM #16Goodbye You Fuckers
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> Don't kill them just make them regret messing with you. Also make them feel a little foolish while you are at it.
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09-18-2011, 02:01 PM #17Veteran Lurker
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Robot: Immediately regret not hitting him with that laser.
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09-18-2011, 02:25 PM #18Wizard of Literacy
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>Missed Shot: Start a good ol' fashioned warehouse fire.
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11-27-2011, 03:28 PM #19
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Re: Varalica
Originally Posted by Whimbrel
Originally Posted by Yamtaggler
Not Ghost Wizard: "Look, at the very least could you get your facts right before trying to kill me? I'm a Magician not a Wizard, and I'm not even a ghost! Course I have died twice so I guess the description isn't completely without merit but whatever."
Robot: "Pfft. Wizard. Magician. Like there's any difference."
Originally Posted by Shadow Phoenix
Not Ghost Wizard: "I'll have you know there is a MASSIVE difference!"
Robot "...Is the difference that magicians suck?"
Ah shoot.
One of these days, you're going to remember you're not as omnipotent as you used to be.
Guess you're going to have to improvise. Again.
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11-27-2011, 03:33 PM #20Largely Disintrested
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Throw the gun wand at him. People never expect you to throw the gun wand, and that's why it always works.
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11-27-2011, 03:59 PM #21Hoogo
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Three Eyed guy: Begin frantically trying to get the other two to help you put out the fire
Other guys: Ignore him.
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11-27-2011, 04:32 PM #22
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Re: Varalica
Suddenly DOVES OUT OF NO-WHERE (actually you keep them hidden in your sleeves, but a good magician never reveals his tricks)
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11-27-2011, 05:01 PM #23Wizard of Literacy
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>Use slight of hand to replace his laser arm with a bouquet of flowers.
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11-27-2011, 05:17 PM #24Goodbye You Fuckers
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> Card tricks.
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11-27-2011, 06:38 PM #25So enthusiastic
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>Run over and get your cloak, there's sure to be something helpful in there.
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