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    Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    Don’t Name It
    (Once you name it, you get attached to it)

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    Your name is VRISKA SERKET

    You H8 EVERYONE. There’s just no beating around the bush about that. Left and right, you can just FEEL people JUDGING YOU for just about everything. Even the people you talk to every day are out to get you, you are absolutely sure of it. Because you know that they know. Your HIDEOUS MUTATION can only be hidden for so long before people catch on.

    You are also pretty sure they hate the things you like, too. Which brings us to your INTERESTS. You have a fondness for BOARD GAMES and GAMES BASED ON CHANCE. You keep your LUCKY DICE with you at all times, but those tend to do JACK SQUAT against enemies, so instead you just BASH THEM ON THE HEAD with your SHOVELKIND abstratus. You also like to CLIMB THINGS and have hopped MORE THAN EIGHT HUNDRED FENCES to get to things you want. Or uh, at least, you've hopped the same fence you put up around your hive eight hundred times.

    But no matter how much you hate them, and how much you know they hate you, there's still one VERY IMPORTANT THING you need to do today. Your Yellow-Blooded friend has been working on this game ever since she dug the code up from those underwater ruins with MISTER MAKEUP and Princess Berryb00-h00. She was completely adamant that you would play this game with her tonight, and because it is your WRIGGLING DAY, you would be the first one to play it under her good graces.

    That's what she told you, but you know better. She's just letting you in first because this game is a DEATH SENTENCE. This game will make everyone die in the end, you just know it. You've seen these tropes happen before countless times in other ROLE PLAYING GAMES you've played before. First one in the dungeon, last one to die. And on your WRIGGLING DAY, no less! You would do anything to put this off forever and never play this stupid game

    But...

    Well, you don't know. You don't want to disappoint your friend. She's been working so hard to make this game exactly the way she found it, coding and typing and writing. What's her deal? It's a game. It shouldn't really be that dangerous. And besides, if what she leaked about its story is true, your hideous mutation might be rendered completely irrelevant. Also your lusus is probably hungry again (when isn't she????????) and you'll have to go inside sooner or later to feed her. If anything, you should at least close the door or something so that the light doesn't attract any burglars or anything.

    Or you could just stay on this fence for a while and stare at nothing. That works too.

    What will you do?

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    Ride fence like a mechanical bull.
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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    > Ride fence like a mechanical bull.


    That is the stupidest idea you've ever had! Besides, doing something like that might insult Tavros, who has a deep appreciation for farm beasts like those, and is against their mistreatment. If you insult him you'd get in HUGE trouble. A blue blood like him you just do not cross ever.

    Think of something else.
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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    >Vriska: Look for some food for your lusus.

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    As you hate everyone you needn't worry too much about disappointing her, make her go first instead

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    => Try to get in touch with your "friend"

    (Ooooh, I'm excited for this. )

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    This just in: Candy Red Vriska is basically me with girly bits.

    Vriska: Make a nefarious plot to get revenge on the blue-blooded bull-headed idiot that has ruined your life countless times.

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    > Look for some food for your lusus.


    You head inside to nab some food for your lusus. There should be something in the thermal hull for both of you. Maybe there's still some Mashed Corn Paste with Chopped Flavor Shards and Pieces of Grub Meat, or maybe some plain old Grubloaf. You're not sure, you haven't checked it all night. You need to eat better, your body is skinny enough as it is.


    Hmmm...

    Maybe you can just give her some of that green stuff? Or maybe not. You could always grab that leftover blue oatmeal to give her while you make yourself a sandwich. Or just stuff some random crap into the WHIRLING BLADE PITCHER and shove it down your lusus's gullet and not eat anything yourself. Choices, choices...
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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    > Vriska: Be trolled by purple 'human'; receive annoyingly vague warnings about upcoming game.
    If you can't do something, pretend to be someone who can.

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    >Vriska: Consider eating some sopor slime, immediately dismiss thought and search between the cushions of your couch instead.

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    >Vriska: Be distracted by message on trollian.

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    > Be trolled by purple 'human'; receive annoyingly vague warnings about upcoming game.


    You stick some random crap into the WHIRLING BLADE PITCHER and oh hey somebody's trolling you.

    Wait... not trolling.

    Pestering.

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    >Go feed lusus.

    >Talk to yellow-blooded friend.
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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    >Watch Breakfast at Tiffany's. That's obviously where the name of this came from.

    >Also question this fourth wall breaking nonsense so early into the game.
    Stuff and stuff

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    >Go feed lusus.


    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


    Encounters with your lusus are usually...

    Intense.
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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    > Go to room and troll yellow blooded friend about the game.

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    >Name something

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    > What have you got in your ShovelKind abstractus?

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    Very nice art for this one, I like it so far. Also:
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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    >Vriska: Troll that annoying purple-text human. Hearing spoilers from a game you're not looking forward to play can't be worse than playing it.
    >CC: Continue being awesome.

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    >Vriska: GRIEF!

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    Looks like a Spidermom, but with some sort of other head. Pretty sure that spiders don't have those kinds of heads and necks. Actually... it kind of looks like a snake head.

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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)



    > Go to room and troll yellow blooded friend about the game.


    Okay, you do that.





    Now what?
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    Re: Don't Name It (Once you name it, you get attached to it.)

    >Have an inspiring Day Dream about this "game" and ponder upon who your other team mates are.

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