Test Subject #XF3974 - base development complete. Testing area prepared. Initializing draining sequence.
Draining sequence complete. Cognitive processes initialized.
Consciousness. Awareness. A strangely familiar, yet unusual experience. You, for the first time, live.
Subject biosigns within normal parameters. Disengaged from biotube.
And with this awareness arrives the sensation of pain. An impact. Unforgiving, cold metal floors stretch out before you. Though free from your previous constraints, you find motion to be impossible.
The brief pain subsides. A feminine, mechanized voice emerges from the air.
"Hello, subject #XF3974. Welcome to your existence, however brief it may be. Do well at the upcoming tests, and you may very well make it out alive.
"I suppose your sudden entry into life has come as somewhat of a shock to you, so I suppose I should explain a few things. I am the Executive Operation System of this complex, known more commonly as EOS. You may refer to me as such.
"I'm sure you would rather have an explanation of yourself, though. You are a specimen of the Transmutation Project, a sort of 'blank slate' able to reconfigure itself into virtually any form over time. I will leave these details entirely up to you.
"This cannot be done limitlessly, however. Transmutations will require the use of an unusual substance known as 'S-EU-001', more commonly (albeit erroneously) referred to as 'V-energy'.
"You will be provided with this substance throughout your testing, and have been provided with a small amount to begin. I would recommend you use this store of energy to render yourself mobile. The subject preceding you decided it would be wise to expend all of its energy on covering itself with eyes. It was, naturally, reduced to its base components by way of plasma turret. I hope you will not make such an error."
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Thread: White Plateau
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09-18-2011, 12:59 AM #1ricotta psychogenesis
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White Plateau
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09-18-2011, 01:02 AM #2SELF-INFLICTED PUNISHMENT
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Re: White Plateau
>replace lame holes with awesome legs
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09-18-2011, 01:03 AM #3Rogue of Caste
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Re: White Plateau
>Grow a tail and slither around like a snake!
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09-18-2011, 01:03 AM #4
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09-18-2011, 01:03 AM #5Man of a Thousand Frames
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Re: White Plateau
> Start off with a pair of legs and two pairs of arms, but goodness don't go any more than that.
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Yo.
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09-18-2011, 01:13 AM #6ricotta psychogenesis
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Re: White Plateau
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09-18-2011, 01:34 AM #7MUST GET 10000 POSTS
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Re: White Plateau
Four spike legs.
In my spare time I like to revive extinct animals, but then I kill them for exotic cuisine!
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09-18-2011, 01:41 AM #8Tyrant of Europa
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Re: White Plateau
>Grow two arms and two legs with thumbed feet. If you want to go well in the tests, you'll want the maximum possible number of oposable thumbs!
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09-18-2011, 01:42 AM #9ricotta psychogenesis
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Re: White Plateau
Originally Posted by Riou
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09-18-2011, 01:43 AM #10
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Re: White Plateau
many many tiny little legs, like a centipede
alternatively: wheels and a sail.
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09-18-2011, 01:43 AM #11That insane guy.
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Re: White Plateau
>Turn yourself into a wheel.
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09-18-2011, 01:44 AM #12Tyrant of Europa
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Re: White Plateau
Originally Posted by Anomaly
Originally Posted by Riou
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09-18-2011, 01:51 AM #13
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Re: White Plateau
Originally Posted by inkwell
more locomotion options:
>cilium
>wiggling like a worm
>a single pogo-stick-like leg
>cartwheel motion; six limbs arrayed like so: >|<
>duck feet. waddle around.
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09-18-2011, 02:16 AM #14Tyrant of Europa
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Re: White Plateau
Originally Posted by Whimbrel
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09-18-2011, 02:17 AM #15Rogue of Caste
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Re: White Plateau
Originally Posted by inkwell
Originally Posted by Whimbrel
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09-18-2011, 02:19 AM #16Tyrant of Europa
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Re: White Plateau
Originally Posted by Tasr
Originally Posted by inkwell
Originally Posted by Whimbrel
Another suggestion:
>Manifest wings with gripping claws, like a bat
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09-18-2011, 05:29 AM #17
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Re: White Plateau
....wait. hasn't this adventure already happened?
Can't draw. Can't plot. Can bullshiz a little.
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09-18-2011, 06:07 AM #18Avatar by Pharms : D Moderator
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Re: White Plateau
Originally Posted by Doorhandle
Turn blueeeeee, it is free for the first time!
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09-18-2011, 06:32 AM #19Just a wolfram., call me Wess
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Re: White Plateau
Grow a couple of jointed five-fingered claws... even stubby ones at best. They're not the best for fighting or maneuvering but at least they offer some protection.
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09-18-2011, 06:59 AM #20Can you see what I see?
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Re: White Plateau
Oh hey it's back.
>Grow Four Sharp Legs, multi-use for stabbing and also walking and sneaking. Pointy-ness is easy to tiptoe on! And Stab with.
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09-18-2011, 07:13 AM #21Everyone is expendable
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Re: White Plateau
Seconded. Originally Posted by Tasr
blindSniper is my handle and you can go 7uck yoursel7
Rest in Peace Ray Bradbury(1920-2012)
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09-18-2011, 08:01 AM #22Goodbye You Fuckers
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Re: White Plateau
>Grow an organ like a grappling hook which you can shoot into distant things and then pull yourself along to those things.
Avatar by the wonderful Pharmacy~
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09-18-2011, 09:12 AM #23
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Re: White Plateau
> Friggen propeller.
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09-18-2011, 09:20 AM #24WOOKIE
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Re: White Plateau
>Cover yourself with hovering eyes.
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09-18-2011, 09:54 AM #25Not that other guy.
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Re: White Plateau
It's probably best to start simple, a couple pairs of legs should do the trick; try to make the front legs useable as arms as well
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